"Hello teacher. ”

"Okay, let's talk about the history of modern fiction in this lesson. ”

"He is a great thinker, a great writer, and a great educator of modern times. ”

"There's a story about him, it's said that he had a bad relationship with his brother at the beginning。。。。。。 ”

With the teacher rambling and telling a story from time to time, the first class of the semester ended like this.

"Lao Wu, you haven't been in class for so long, why did you come to class today?"

Wu Jin waved his hand casually, "Hey, the first class, give the teacher face." ”

"Haha, let's finally get together once, why don't we go out and have fun together?"

"Yes, it's rare to have a full number of people, say, what are we going to play? Wu Jin waved his hand and said boldly.

"Let's go play the game. Liu Chao, who likes to play games, proposed.

"No, how much money can we have? We're going to have to slaughter him and beat the big guys." Yu Wen directly passed this choice.

"Hmm, then what are we going to do? Why don't we go to the bar to have fun?" Li Ding smiled obscenely, coupled with his fat face, which made people feel even more obscene.

"You have a problem, how do you know such things. Now in the middle of the day, what are you doing at the bar? It's pretty much the same at night. Wu Jin first damaged Li Ding, and then refused.

"Oh. ”

"Shall we go have dinner during the day and then go to the bar together in the evening? Wu Jin touched the parted hair on his head, and then said with a stinky fart.

"Seeing that you have a treat, we won't hurt you, but you're really sassy. ”

“………………”

"Let's go eat first!go!go!go!"

"Let's go, let's eat, let's eat. ”

"Can you stop throwing coins like this, making me embarrassed to go with you. I don't know you sand coins!"

Breaking away from Wu Zhen's arm, Wu Jin screamed and dodged, making the appearance of a passerby.

"Haha!"

A group of carefree teenagers are playing around the campus without worry. Looking at it reminds people of their youth.

"Gotta have a roast chicken!"

"This lamb is delicious. ”

"This tripe is also delicious, I like this one the most, order one. ”

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"Xiao Zi, I won't go back tonight, don't wait for me, I'll go out with Wu Zhen and them, you must go to bed early." Wu Jin explained to Guo Zi on the phone, for fear that she would wait for him until midnight at night.

"Oh, come back early, I'll reward you if you come back early. The soft sweetness in Guo Zi's tone seemed to be transmitted to Wu Jin along the phone signal.

"Well, I'll go home as soon as possible. ”

"Well, that's hanging. ”

"Well, bye-bye!"

"Wu Jin, what did you and your sister-in-law say?

"No, I'll just say we'll hang out together. ”

"Guo Zi, didn't she suspect anything?"

"No, I don't. ”

"Gan, why is Lu Lin so suspicious? After interrogating me for a long time, I was almost killed by her on the phone, so envious of you. Wu Zhen said sadly.

"Haha, it's because you're old and you're an old fritter, it's normal for her to worry, but it's not normal if she doesn't ask. As for me, I'm an innocent boy, Guo Zi will definitely believe me. When I get older in the future, she will definitely interrogate me, what is there to envy. ”

Wu Jin explained with a smile.

"Well, you have a point, it seems that you were able to write a best-selling novel for nothing, and you have a good view of the world. Well, who do you say is older, and how do you feel like you're talking to a middle-aged man?"

"Haha (ಡωಡ) hiahiahia, you actually reacted and laughed at me. ”

"Gan! If you didn't have to pay for it, I would be able to kill you now!" stretching out his thick arm, Wu Zhen gently grabbed Wu Jin's neck and threatened angrily.

"Well, do you need this? Are you menopausal? Or do some people say you're old?"

"hum(ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻"

Angrily letting go of his hands, Wu Zhen turned his head with an expression of not approaching, ignoring Wu Jin.

"Haha, don't say it, big brother, I said, it's Jiang Lvlin who dislikes him for being old, with rough skin and a hard beard!" Yu Wen came up from the side and said with a smile.

"Really, (⊙x⊙;) However, I don't look at Jiang Lvlin like someone who was there by accident?"

"I think so too, but the eldest brother was close to others last time, and his beard hurt people. ”

"Zai?"

"That's right, the eldest brother's beard is long and hard, of course it hurts people. Yu Wen next to him replied with a natural expression.

Well, I suspect you're driving, but I don't have proof.

"Don't think about it so much, if you want to have some fun, we're going to find a beautiful girl to play with. ”

"Yes. ”

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"Handsome guy, my name is Xiaohua, what's your name?"

A beautiful young lady held a glass of wine, walked up to Wu Jin and asked with a smile, looking particularly charming, but her temperament had the feeling of a dusty woman.

"Oh, ask me my name, young lady, what do you want to do?" Wu Jin picked up the wine glass and touched it with the young lady, and then took a sip of wine.

"Poof, isn't this looking at your brother, you're so good-looking? I want to make friends with you, can you? little brother. Hearing Wu Jin call her little sister, this beauty smiled more and more charmingly, and she was stunned by the nerds around her.

"Of course, I believe that we can be good friends, it's nice to meet you, my name is Wu Jin, and I am a college student. As he spoke, Wu Jin stretched out his right hand.

"Haha, I'm glad to meet you, you said you're just a college student, but the wine on your table is all good, and the price is not cheap. Pointing to the table, the young lady said with a smile.

"Can't I be a rich second generation? Don't I look like it?"

"Haha, no, I just can see that you don't come to the bar very often, so you're just a little curious. The young lady covered her mouth and laughed wildly.

"Well, it's not convenient here, or let's talk somewhere else. Wu Jin looked at the group of dumb melons around him, pointed to the bar, and asked with a perfect smile.

"Well, I don't care. ”

"Hey, brothers, I'm leaving, you can drink whatever you want, I'll pay, have fun. ”

After saying goodbye to his roommates mercilessly, Wu Jin led the young lady to the bar.

"I'm ruthless, this force actually left us behind? Isn't he here for the first time?Why is he so awesome, and he just put on a beautiful crush?" Holding a bottle of beer, Wu Zhen shouted with some anger.

"That's right, big brother, have you lived for nothing all these years, why are you more humble than Wu Jin after coming to the bar?" Yu Wen teased while peeling oranges.

"I'm a good boy, you think everyone is like Wu Jin, stinky and shameless. ”

"Hey, I think ah, the point is not how shameless he is, but that Wujin is not only shameless, but also really handsome, and now these girls are all face-only. ”

Liu Chao snatched the orange that Yu Wen had peeled, and said while eating. And the rest of the people are also convinced.

"MD, am I not handsome?"

"You're pretty good-looking, but ah, your height is a hard injury, and you're not as tall as the girl just now, how do you want people to love you?" Li Ding mocked.

"Gan!"

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Not to mention the scolding of the group of nerds behind him, Wu Jin and Xiaohua chatted very comfortably.

"Hmm, little brother, can you sing and play the guitar?" Suddenly, the young lady asked.

"Well, I can sing and play the guitar, but the guitar is just a novice, not very good, what, do you have any problems?" Wu Jin took a sip of wine and replied indifferently.

"Why have you been drinking for so long, and it's still this one?" After drinking the wine in the cup in one go, the young lady's tone was provocative.

"I don't like to drink. ”

"Okay, for your sake, I won't force it, but you'll have to go up and sing me a song, or you'll drink." ”

After speaking, stretching out her white and tender arm, the young lady pointed to the stage in the distance.

"Okay, I'll sing you the thief general, how about it?" stood up, Wu Jin asked gentlemanly.

"Yes, you can go. ”

"Well, you've got to give me a hug. ”

"It's really troublesome! ”

After complaining, he stretched out his arms and hugged Wu Jin tightly.

"After robbing the nine-fold city pass, I am in the middle of the horse"

"Walking all over the three rivers and six banks, borrowing the light of the sword to make sails, letting the dew soak through the short shirt"

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"Whoa, whoa, whoa"

"Handsome guy, you sing so well!"

"Handsome guy, you are so good-looking, do you have a girlfriend, if not, look at me, I am also very good-looking." ”

"Handsome guy, what's your name?"

A bunch of little sisters below yelled and screamed, seeing Wu Jin's handsome face, long figure, and magnetic singing voice, no wonder they liked it.

"Damn, why is Wu Jin so sassy, why am I not so handsome, goo dong goo dong!" Seeing Wu Jin in and out of the limelight, Wu Zhen picked up the beer and poured it into his mouth.

"Yes, why am I not so handsome!No, why am I not as tall as him!" Yu Wen also picked up the beer and muttered to himself.

"Well, if I'm that skinny, I'm definitely more handsome than him. "This is Li Ding, TMD, he's daydreaming there.

"Wu Jin, you stinky brother! Take us to the bar, and we are drunk and dreaming of death there alone, leaving us to fend for ourselves. You're really sassy!" Liu Chao, who was flamboyant by nature, shouted loudly.

………………

"Eh, you can't drink, but why is singing so good? I like you. ”

"Haha, you don't know me well enough, I still have a lot of advantages!

"Okay. ”

"Ahem, forget it, young lady, I already have a girlfriend, I can't be sorry for her. ”

"Well, you don't want it. ”