Chapter 245 Shoveling the Big Tree
Chu Wufeng walked to the side of the pickup truck and took a Luoyang shovel from it, "If you don't have it, then this one will do the same." ”
"Shovel?" said the fat uncle speechlessly, "Are you going to cut down trees or plant trees?"
"Cutting down trees with a shovel?Are you imitating Shawshank's redemption?" Wu Cao also complained.
"What Shawshank redemption?" the fat uncle wondered.
"Haven't you seen that movie? It's just that you dug with a spoon for twenty years, dug a tunnel out of the prison and ran out of that movie. ”
"You mean he has to cut down this tree with a shovel for twenty years?" The fat uncle didn't understand Wu Cao's dry humor.
But Chu Wufeng understood, he smiled slightly, "Twenty years don't need, just give me a few minutes." ”
"You're a cow!" the fat uncle complimented.
Wu Cao said, "It's bragging, how can a tree be cut down in a few minutes, and still take a shovel?"
Chu Wufeng shook his finger and said, "It's not one, it's two." ”
"Impossible!" Wu Cao refused to believe such an unscientific thing, unless her physics was taught by her physical education teacher, even if it was a chainsaw, it would take half an hour to cut these two trees, would it be faster with a shovel?
"Don't believe me? Let's make a bet. ”
If you can win, I will promise you one condition, and if you lose, you must also promise me one condition. Wu Cao already felt that she had won in her heart, anyway, in her eyes, Chu Wufeng was bragging.
However, Chu Wufeng agreed without hesitation, "Okay." ”
Such a crisp reply made Wu Cao hesitate for a fraction of a second, although she didn't know the source of Chu Wufeng's confidence, but she still had confidence in herself.
Chu Wufeng walked to the side of the big tree, picked up the shovel, and shoveled it down.
"Did he think the shovel was an electric drill, and it was impossible for this shovel to get in, right?"
"It's useless to shoot in, is it possible to break a tree with a shovel?"
"Why don't we go first? If we wait like this, we won't be able to wait for all the people in Hukou Town. ”
"Didn't he say it would only take a few minutes, and if it was more than ten minutes before he could do it, we would go. ”
However, in the next second, a scene happened that made the three fat uncles shut their mouths at the same time.
"Click. ”
A crisp sound.
Chu Wufeng really slapped the shovel in, and this is not counted.
After stepping the shovel into the trunk of the tree with his foot, he pressed the whole person hard against the handle of the shovel, trying to pry the tree down.
"What is he doing, is he trying to pry off a tree with a shovel?"
"He thinks he's Archimedes?"
"Who is Archimedes?" Uncle Fat is often confused by some of Wu Cao's words, can't he say it directly, he has to pull out the inexplicable name.
Wu Cao frowned and said, "Archimedes is the man who said he wanted to pry the earth up. ”
"Pry the earth, it's really funny, it's really the same as Chu Wufeng, he doesn't even make drafts when he brags......"
Before the fat uncle could finish his words, they saw the tree shaking.
"Did you see that?"
"Really moved?"
"It's really moving. ”
Then, the heads of the three of them began to tilt their heads in the direction of the tree's fall, until the ton of the tree fell directly on the mountain road, stirring up a cloud of dust and fallen leaves, and they really believed that the tree had fallen.
Immediately after, Chu Wufeng walked towards the second number again, and came again according to the process just now.
It took only three minutes before and after that, the second tree also fell.
This time, the three of them really had to believe that Chu Wufeng was really a master with special abilities.
Especially Wu Cao, his mouth was so open that he could almost stuff an egg, and Chu Wufeng actually took three minutes to knock down the tree.
She originally thought that he would not win, but she didn't expect him to win!
When it's over, what will he ask of himself?
What if so?
He's a guy with a girlfriend, do I say yes or no?
Wu Cao's mind instantly appeared with countless chaotic thoughts, and she didn't even notice when Chu Wufeng walked in front of the pickup truck.
"The shovel worked well. Chu Wufeng smiled and put the shovel back into the pickup truck.
"Amazing, China's Ah Qimide!" the fat uncle praised again.
Chu Wufeng almost laughed out loud when he heard Uncle Fat's extremely inaccurate pronunciation, what he wanted to say should be great, China's Archimedes, but it turned out to be Ah Qimide.
Thinking that it should have been taught by Wu Cao, Chu Wufeng glanced at Wu Cao, but this girl didn't know what was going on, Chu Wufeng looked at her, and immediately his whole face burned.
"What do you see!" Wu Cao was annoyed, she felt very angry at the dirty thoughts in her mind, but she also felt that Chu Wufeng was very likely to do this.
So she vented the anger in her heart on Chu Wufeng's body.
Chu Wufeng couldn't cry or laugh, "If you don't look at it, you won't look at it, why are you so fierce?"
"Anyway, I'll do what I promised you!"
Chu Wufeng was speechless, it was really hard to guess the woman's thoughts, it turned out that he was angry because he lost, and he hadn't even put forward the conditions yet.
Rolling his eyes, Chu Wufeng had no choice but to return to the car.
As soon as he opened the car door, Su Lexi applauded happily.
"No Blade is great!"
Then he pounced and kissed Chu Wufeng on the mouth.
Chu Wufeng rubbed Su Lexi's head, and suddenly recalled that when he first met this girl, this girl also came to trouble him when he was fine.
It wasn't until later that the two had a skin-to-skin relationship.
It seems that Su Lexi's attitude towards her has changed a lot, she is more obedient, and she feels more sorry for him.
Of course, this kind of relationship is based on the girl's willingness to follow him, and besides, he will not force the girl to do what he is not willing to do.
It's just that there are too many women, and it seems to be a very troublesome thing.
I don't know what happened to Ye Xiazhi and the girls.
While recalling the attitudes of several little women before and after they had skin-to-skin relations with him, he drove the car.
The car drove until it was completely dark, and then they found a place to stop and rest.
Fortunately, halfway through, Chu Wufeng shoveled down two trees to block the pursuers.
It may not be possible to fool the pursuers, but it will give them time to think that they have not been able to get around the tree, but to return or detour.
Even if you can't deceive the pursuers, at least you can add trouble to them, and if you want to move the two trees, it's basically impossible for Xue Chu Wufeng to drive into them.
Whether it is manpower to push the pursuers, or to let the crane come over, it is a very time-consuming thing.
With the time difference, they don't have to rush so much, they can stop and rest for a while and set off tomorrow.
After some discussion, both sides agreed that it was not safe to camp in such a wilderness, so they decided to sleep in one car for boys and one car for girls.
Chu Wufeng felt that there was no problem, so he agreed.
On the contrary, after Su Lexi heard this plan, she expressed her disappointment, originally she thought that she could unlock a new location with Chu Wufeng, but it was destroyed, which made her slightly disappointed.
But the thought of being able to chat with Wu Cao made her feel very happy.
Chu Wufeng shook his head, and the woman's mind really became very fast.
Afterwards, they each parked in the car to rest, and Chu Wufeng asked Su Lexi to close the car door.
He sat cross-legged in the passenger seat and practiced.
It wasn't until the wee hours of the morning that a sudden scream woke everyone up.
"Ah!!h
Chu Wufeng immediately recognized that it was Su Lexi's scream, and he immediately rushed to the side of the jeep, only to see Su Lexi pointing to the parking space and saying, "Blood, no blade blood!"
Sure enough, there was a pool of blood on the seat in the back row that was not particularly obvious, and Wu Cao, who slept with Su Lexi, was gone.
Several other people also rushed over at this time, "What's going on?"
"Wu Cao is gone, and there is blood!" Chu Wufeng dipped his fingers in a little blood and sniffed it next to his nose before his face changed, "Maybe I misunderstood, this is not blood at all, it is from a drink." ”
"It turned out to be a drink. Uncle Fat and Hu Yong breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, and then they said strangely, "Where did Wu Cao go?" ”
"Maybe I went to the toilet, you know girls are thin-skinned. Chu Wufeng guessed.
"I see, why don't we wait and see?" The fat uncle looked at Hu Yong with some confusion, he was worried about the personal safety of the girl, and on the other hand, he felt that if she was really in the toilet, it would be embarrassing for them to find her.
Chu Wufeng said, "Let's go back to the car and wait, I'll wait for her here, if she doesn't come back for more than ten minutes, we'll go find her." ”
Seeing Chu Wufeng say this, the fat uncle had no choice but to agree.
The wind in the mountains was so cold, they had just rushed out of the car in a hurry, they didn't even have time to put on their clothes, they were all very cold at this time, seeing that Chu Wufeng was willing to wait, they hurriedly rushed back to the car to get dressed as soon as possible.
Just after they left, Chu Wufeng's face became embarrassed.
The thing on the seat was not a drink at all, but real human blood.