I've decided to get married.

Because I've become a much-talked-about fighter for the remnants of gold.

"What is a Korean drama? Korean drama is a cancer. ”

That's right, it's the man opposite who hates Korean dramas.

"Why can't so many women get married now? Let me tell you, those screenwriters are all sick in the brain. will write the drama of a rich and versatile man who only thinks about Cinderella. Tsk, he's blind. ”

This man's name is Chen Zheng.

In March this year, my uncle went to the municipal central hospital for half a month due to illness. Chen Zheng's aunt went seven days earlier than her uncle and was a patient in room 707 next door. His aunt stayed for about ten days, and a new patient in room 707 was admitted to room 707, which according to his aunt was extremely unhygienic, and according to his aunt, she had a slight cleanliness habit, and she got into a fight with the new patient at first sight.

According to my aunt, I almost ended up in the emergency room.

Now the doctor-patient dispute is like a fireflower that will explode at one point, and the hospital is so afraid that it can't do it, so it transferred his aunt from room 707 to room 708 overnight, so coincidentally he became a patient friend with his uncle.

My uncle is actually a sloppy person, but fortunately, he married a wife who is more clever than a five-star housekeeping aunt.

Chen Zheng's aunt first liked my aunt, and then introduced Chen Zheng to me.

Last night, at eight o'clock in the prime time, when my mother received a call from my aunt about the blind date order, she was even more excited than staying in the eight o'clock golden file for ten times. I followed with fear, for fear that my mother's low blood pressure would rush out of high blood pressure.

Later, when I thought about it, it all made sense.

Chen Zheng is six years older than me, oh, by the way, I forgot to introduce, I am Chinese New Year's Eve five today, Chen Zheng, naturally a very successful person. My mother is so excited, of course, not because the other party is old, she is just excited. At my age, I was thrilled to find a young man with a house, a car, a high-paying job, and an unmarried man.

Since the age of 30, the person introduced by relatives and friends is like a woman who has given birth, and she has completely changed. is either divorced or dead wife, I have never seen such an exciting term for an unmarried young man.

No wonder my mother gave me a death order, don't pick it, it's him.

Although this man named Chen Zheng really made me feel heavy. However, my mother's life cannot be violated, I must not spin a half-bloomed flower at the corner of my mouth, and look at the real Ben Si face on the opposite side amiably, and echo it against my will.

His white fingers lifted the black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, and a mouthful of big yellow teeth made me panic.

"That's why I don't choose those young and beautiful young girls, but choose mature leftover girls like you. Because you have been polished by reality to not chase Korean dramas, not to chase stars, to be concise, and not to spend money indiscriminately. ”

I gritted my back molars and creaked before I suppressed the fire.

This is the world in which I live, a world that is tolerant of men and harsh on women. Obviously, they are all older leftovers, but I can only endure his smugness with a disgraced face.

"The little girl is hypocritical and has to be coaxed every day, not as good as you women who lack passion and know how to be diligent and thrifty. ”

Chen Zheng's face has challenged my bottom line to the realm of collapse at any time. I began to empty my mind and think back to how I got to where I am today.

To be honest, although this is embarrassing, I really don't think there is anything good about getting married, and there is nothing wrong with not getting married. It is not easy for people to live for a lifetime, and whether to get married or not should not be a mandatory question.

This was my idea before I was thirty-five.

After the age of thirty-five, the situation forced it.

When I was thirty years old, in order to avoid my mother's nagging, I took out a loan to buy a small apartment of 70 square meters. Every day after work, I snuggle up in my gray-blue sofa with a big bag of popcorn and watch endless Korean dramas. I feel that my life is as happy as that of a fairy, and I have no time to think about getting married.

By the time I remember, I was thirty-five years old.

I'm thirty-five years old.

The first time I was frightened by age was on a summer afternoon, when the girl in her early twenties beckoned to me: "Auntie, where is the nearest bus stop?"

Has anyone ever seen a thunderbolt on a sunny day?

Haven't seen it?

You take a hammer and slam it on your head to make sure you see it in seconds.

The second time, it happened in the bathroom.

On that day, the downtown cinema began to show an American blockbuster that I had been looking forward to for a long time, and I was full of vigor and youth, and I was stunned to survive the end of the movie, but I did not survive the urgency of urinating.

I remember that I had a hollow door bolted into a small lattice, and as to why the bolted door was pulled open from the outside when I was halfway through the pee. I still haven't figured it out.

I only remember a childish face, a long hair scared away by static electricity, and in just two seconds, the door was closed again.

"Why did you come out?"

"Don't mention it, I ran into a Chinese aunt who didn't bolt the door when she went to the toilet. The urine was scared back. ”

"Tsk, a Chinese aunt who doesn't bolt the door to the toilet is even more unprovoked than a square-dancing Chinese aunt. ”

"So I took it. ”

At that moment, it was dark in front of my eyes.

The two bloody tragedies are all telling me: Wu Xiaoqi, you are really not young anymore.

If you are not young, it means that you are going to get married.

It's my mother's philosophy of life.

"I heard that you, like me, also work in a state-owned enterprise?

Chen Zheng's black-framed glasses are slightly slanted, and from the angle from which I sit, there is always an illusion that it is not the black-framed glasses that are oblique, but the eyes behind the glasses.

I took a sip of tea and honestly confessed, "I'm a temporary worker. ”

He sighed, frowned and thought for a long time, and sighed: "It's not easy for you to find me under this condition." Temporary worker~" He dragged out the last modal word for a long time, approximately, about a century. He finally straightened out the slanted glasses and said tragically: "Let me tell you this, my small salary is 10,000 yuan, and the year-end bonus of welfare benefits is calculated on average, which is not much different from a small salary." It's okay to raise children, but it's okay to raise a wife, and the quality of life will definitely be greatly reduced. Well, how much do you get paid? It's okay to support yourself, right?"

I was stunned.

"Oh, don't get me wrong. I don't mean to raise myself with you, don't worry, I can't do that kind of immoral thing. Seeing that I was stunned, Chen Zheng quickly slapped the table with foaming at the mouth to explain.

I smiled.

He bowed his head and began to count: "Since you and I are rushing to get married, then I will be specific, so as not to have disputes in the future." Look at it, this living water and electricity bills, buy vegetable oil and rice money, and wrap a red envelope for your parents during the New Year's holidays, rest assured, I will give it all. But you're always embarrassed to ask me for your clothes and jewelry, your friends' debts, right? Oh, by the way, you haven't said how much money you have a month? It's no problem to support yourself, right?"

I put down my glass: "No problem, no problem." ”

He breathed a sigh of relief: "How much?"

I made a gesture of calmness, lowered my head and took out my mobile phone from my bag, scanned the QR code on the bill, and after making a payment, I put away my phone unhurriedly and gave him a very friendly smile: "Today, I have a treat." Good to go, never to see again. ”

Chen Zheng looked at me with a stupid face: "You, you, you don't look down on me?"

I nodded sadly: "I don't like men who are wide and fat, and wear glasses. Because this kind of man in Korean dramas is a small supporting role outside the eighteenth line. Oh, I forgot to tell you, I'm a Korean drama girl with a passion and love to chase stars, and my biggest pleasure is to spend money indiscriminately and spend my husband's money. ”

(To be continued)