The maid of Wei actually asked like this, Zhou Yunyang wanted to scold people, Lao Tzu is a man with complete parts, and Shang's father-in-law is a eunuch who lacks parts, how can it be the same.

He said unhappily: "They are father-in-law, I am not father-in-law, of course it will not be the same." ”

Yan Maid frowned, and said with her aesthetics: "You have a piece of meat hanging here, and it is not as good as Shang's father-in-law." ”

Zhou Yunyang couldn't get on fire, and shouted: "If I put on leggings, the front is up, and the sexy body comes out, and the sexy body of the man dancing the ballet makes the woman's heart ......."

He was silent all of a sudden, where did they know about ballet, and where had they gone to see male ballerinas and give them this.

Zhao Maiden said seriously: "You said that they are different for Shang's father-in-law, do you have any special uses?"

Zhou Yunyang wanted to cry when he heard Zhao Maiden ask, life is all about happiness, you actually asked if there is a special purpose, and he can't popularize that knowledge, how to answer.

He suddenly remembered the situation of urinating high in front of the Shang father-in-law in the thatched toilet of Dongyuan Palace, so he said: "The Shang father-in-law can't diarrhea and momentum, I can diarrhea and momentum, this is a special purpose." ”

The Jin maid said very seriously: "How much momentum is there, can you show us?"

Men pee high to show women, if they talk about it outside, they will laugh to death, but here it is different, women don't know how to be "ashamed and ashamed", and if they are "ashamed and ashamed", they are self-inflicted.

Maybe it was time for him to show his arrogance in front of the woman, Zhou Yunyang felt that his urine was swollen, so he said with a proud expression: "Okay, I'll show you." ”

Zhou Yunyang jumped out of bed, and Niu Pi coaxed: "Where is the toilet, take me there!"

The four maids were very excited, the young owner was fun, and they were very interested in their taste, so they took Zhou Yunyang's fishy pants and took Zhou Yunyang to the toilet.

Zhou Yunyang went to the thatched toilet and saw that the thatched toilet here is smaller than the Dongyuan Palace, the structure is the same, a thatched pit, with two wooden planks on it, people walk over and squat on a wooden board with one foot, you can be respectful.

Zhou Yunyang is a man, so he doesn't have to step on the wooden plank above the pit with two feet, and he can urinate high and shoot into the pit all the way.

When he was over there, Father-in-law Shang was very surprised, shouting and shouting, saying that it was very imposing and amazing, and he had an expression of admiration on his face.

Didn't you just soak and urinate, Shang's father-in-law was so surprised, and he also reported to Bao Niangniang, he couldn't figure out what it meant.

It doesn't matter what he means, as long as Gao Gao can exude momentum, he will have the same sense of accomplishment.

When Zhou Yunyang walked to a place about six meters away from the Mao Pit, he took it out, calculated the angle in his heart and looked at the Mao Pit, took a deep breath, and suddenly launched.

I saw a silver water rope the size of an index finger spraying out from there, drawing a silver rainbow bridge in the space of the latrine, and shooting into the pit accurately.

A few handmaidens screamed, dumbfounded, and looked incredulous.

The Shaodong family is really special and has great momentum, although the Shang father-in-law is a man, they don't have this ability.

"Da Di, Da Di!" The four handmaidens jumped happily.

Zhou Yunyang soaked in urine and stopped abruptly, not a drop fell to the ground, and he felt very proud and capable in front of the four maids.

He doesn't have a little bit of "shame" psychological burden now, because it is just an object that spills high urine, and has no other function, just like a water gun, he wants to show it up, and he is "ashamed" to shovel.

The four handmaidens had never seen such a heroic Da Di, and they gathered around to watch it carefully, and from time to time they touched it with their hands, "How can you be so far away?"

The current situation is that if it's outside, it's absolutely yellow, it's absolutely blocked.

But this is the Beacon Garden, except for a limited number of eunuchs who are not men or women, all are women, pigs, cats, chickens, dogs, insects, insects, birds and birds are not seen, where is the yellow color.

Therefore, this is the most sacred, noble, moral, and clean place, and the mess between men and women has been washed away by more than 2,000 years, bleaching the consciousness in the minds of the people of the Beacon Garden.

If the experience here is extended to the outside world, why worry about not being able to unify the thinking and understanding of the common people.

Zhou Yunyang was about to put the object into the crotch of his pants with a beaming appearance, and then he remembered that his dirty pants were in the hands of the maid, and there was no pants for him to change in the middle palace, so he could only be naked like this.

It's also convenient, and I don't feel ugly.

If you are outside, you pee and forget to zip up and walk out of the toilet, and you suddenly find yourself embarrassed for a long time.

There is no such thing as "shame and shame" here, and no one scolds him for being a hooligan Ah Fei, with bad morals, rotten style, and even more sores on his head, pus on his feet, and pus from his head to the end.

At this moment, Zhou Yunyang felt that he had returned to his four or five-year-old childhood, running around with his bare buttocks, regardless of whether there were little girls and big sisters in the crowd, and where to drill for fun.

The little girl and big sister didn't scold him for being second-rate, and gave him candy to eat, slapped his bare buttocks, and dragged him a few younger.

The four maids watched Zhou Yunyang walk out of the latrine and into the house, and felt that it was the first time in more than 2,000 years that they saw Da Yuan, which was an eye-opener.

They took Zhou Yunyang's very fishy pants to the hot spring to wash, and then went to the magma cave to dry the pants before going back.

……

Bao Niangniang Palace.

Father-in-law Shang walked up to Bao Niangniang and bowed: "Congratulations to Niangniang, congratulations to Niangniang, the king and they get along harmoniously." ”

Bao Niangniang said: "Come and listen." ”

The king went back to sleep and set off the cannon, and the dirty pants were taken off and washed by the maid, and the king found that the people in the Beacon Garden did not have that concept, so he told the matter of urinating in front of the maid.

Bao Niangniang couldn't help laughing: "He didn't feel ashamed at all?"

"Nope. Father-in-law Shang said, "Look at the king's appearance, and play like a bare-ass child." ”

"You can't let the king just have fun, you have to keep his blood and bones. Niangniang sighed, "We have been here for more than 2,000 years, we can't get out, and people from outside can't get in. ”

"Mother, the slave knows. Father-in-law Shang said worriedly, "The situation in Beacon Garden has been abnormal over the years, and the king has come in, I don't know if I can find the reason." ”

Bao Niangniang said: "I can't reveal the situation to the king now, and I have to do everything possible to help the king become stronger." ”

……

London.

Zhou Yunyang was kidnapped and lost, and the British Security Department originally announced the case as long as it got clues about Zhou Yunyang's disappearance.

However, five days passed with nothing.

The British Ministry of Security has expanded its search and rescue personnel from 5 square kilometers to 200 square kilometers, and the number of search and rescue personnel has increased from 100 to 5,000.

Clues to Zhou Yunyang's disappearance are still unfound.

On the eighth day, the British side could not withstand the pressure from the media and had to hold a press conference to introduce the case.

The British Ministry of Security announced that a terrorist kidnapping incident occurred in London, in which four British girls and a foreign man were kidnapped. Four British girls were rescued, foreign men were kidnapped and missing, and the Ministry of Security is making every effort to search and rescue them.

Over the course of eight days, the reporter prepared a large number of questions.

Who kidnapped the British girl, the foreign man?

How did the four British girls get out of danger?

Who fires missiles at the islands and reefs?

What is the purpose of the kidnapping?

……

The British Ministry of Security replied that it was now making every effort to search and rescue the fallen people, and had no comment.

Eight days passed, and Xia Weiyu panicked.

The last time Zhou Yunyang died and came back to life, it was because his body was still there.

In this missile attack, less than 300 square meters of islands and reefs were blown into the sea, and no remains were left behind, nor did they see any relics, which can only show that the explosion turned people and objects on the islands and reefs into ashes.

Before the missile attack, Di Nina saw Zhou Yunyang on the reef with her own eyes, and officials from the Ministry of Security also saw Zhou Yunyang on the reef and recorded it.

After the missile exploded, the islands and reefs were gone, everyone was gone, and the center of the explosion disappeared except for a large number of floating sea fish.

Can Zhou Yunyang, who has no physical body, come back to life?

Xia Weiyu's body was half cold, and she couldn't stabilize her mind anymore.

On the contrary, it was Di Nina, who firmly believed that Zhou Yunyang was not dead.

Xia Weiyu grabbed Di Nina's hand and said in a panic: "How do you know that he is not dead?"

"He told me personally, don't worry, I'm not going to die," Dinina said. ”

Xia Weiyuxin said, I know that he can come back to life even if he dies, and I also know that if he doesn't die, no one will make him die, but this time it's on the sea, just such an island and reef, no matter how tough his body is, he can't resist the destruction of missiles.

Xia Wei cried, but did not cry out loud, only shed tears.

"Don't be sad, Madame, let's wait, wait for him to come back." ”

Huang Dachuan is not having a good time now, Zhou Yunyang came to the UK to save him, and the cancer cells in his body disappeared, but Zhou Yunyang was gone.

If Zhou Yunyang didn't go to the UK to save him, he wouldn't die, he was sorry in his heart, he panicked early, and heard Di Nina say wait, so he echoed and said: "Mrs. Xia, let's wait, we must wait for Brother Zhou back, my boxing stadium still has 51% of his shares." ”

Of course, Xia Weiyu has to wait, he and Zhou Yunyang will go to the UK together, she will never go back alone, she must go back with Zhou Yunyang, even if she holds Zhou Yunyang's ashes.

……

Kyoto General Hospital.

Zhou Yunyang was attacked by a missile, and Xia Weiyu called Bao Yiyuan as soon as possible.

Bao Yiyuan almost fell to the ground when she heard the bad news, how did she not know that without Zhou Yunyang, she immediately faced being swept away by the big guy of Kyoto General Hospital.

What to do?

She remembered the old man.

She immediately picked out Mu Yulan's mobile phone: "Yulan, I want to see the old man." ”

Mu Yulan was so smart that she suddenly realized that something was wrong with Zhou Yunyang, and she asked, "Is there something wrong with Brother Yunyang?"

"I can't tell, I just want to see the old man right away. Bao Yiyuan only knew that Zhou Yunyang was missing by a missile attack on the reef, and she didn't know anything else, and she wanted to see the old man now to keep the base established by Zhou Yunyang in Kyoto Hospital.

"Okay!" Mu Yulan's mobile phone was closed.