Chapter 281: The Garbage of the Crepe

Since the entry of the ape army, Chu Wufeng suspected that there were still henchmen of the Li family among the ministers, so he arranged for Dongchang to monitor each minister.

And today's military rally is a good opportunity, and who is a human being and who is a ghost will definitely be exposed.

Sure enough, as soon as he heard that Chu Wufeng was going to lead his troops to attack the ape army, the other party was impatient to spread the news.

However, this is exactly what Chu Wufeng wants.

He just wants to confuse the ape army, and he has already thought about how to fight this battle. But it is by no means what was said at the rally, if you really fight like that, even if you bring the entire defenders of Chang'an, you will definitely be defeated!

……

A day later.

The Jiangdong Ape Army has already received the flying pigeon from Chang'an.

"General Yu Puluo, we caught a flying pigeon to pass the book, like news from Chang'an. The spy knelt down on one knee outside the tent and reported inside.

An ape-man with a height of two and a half meters walked out of the tent, and the two-meter-wide door looked narrow under its incomparably thick stature.

"Bring it. Pu Luo stretched out his big fan-like hand.

The spy hurriedly stepped forward and respectfully handed the pigeon to Pro's hand with both hands.

As soon as Pu Luo took the pigeon, he immediately slapped the spy in the face, "How many times has Lao Tzu told you, don't learn from the group of crepe garbage in the Central Plains, you see that you have pinched the pigeon to death!"

Pu Luo was so angry that he didn't know when his soldiers were always going to learn the great martial arts, but the strength of this group of guys was great.

Every time I learn etiquette, I learn to receive guests and treat things and I also learn to be different, this time I see that the people of Dawu catch the pigeon with their hands on the neck of the pigeon, and they also follow to learn.

But they didn't want to think about how strong their hands were, and the pigeon's neck could be broken with a slight pinch, and they couldn't control their strength at once, and the pigeon would have been pinched to death.

"Your Excellency forgives sins. The spy was so frightened that he quickly apologized.

Prolo kicked him again, "Speak human words." ”

"Spare your life. ”

"Get out!"

Proh kicked the stout spy far away before carrying a dead pigeon into the tent.

With two thick fingers, he carefully removed the paper tube from the pigeon's feet, but it was a very difficult job for him.

"!"

Accidentally, the pigeon's leg was torn off by Pro.

At this time, a very stout female human walked over, "General Puluo, don't be angry, the slave family will help you get it." ”

Puluo's originally stinky face immediately laughed after seeing this woman, "It's still Ma Jiao who is good to me." ”

After that, he touched Ma Jiaoshu's big fat buttocks again.

Ma Jiaojiao laughed, "General Puluo hates it." ”

Although he said so, he did not refuse what Prolo did to her, but sat on Pro's body very happily, and continued to dismantle the secret letter on the pigeon's broken leg.

Seeing that the pigeon was hopeless, Prolo simply grabbed it, threw it whole into his mouth, and chewed it with a clatter.

Ma Jiao rolled her eyes, and then handed the secret letter that she had finally untied to Puluo, "General, please take a look." ”

When he looked at it, the handwriting was like a fly, and he couldn't read it at all.

"Read it to me. ”

Ma Jiao had no choice but to nod, "The Holy Sect General Chu will bring ten thousand soldiers ......"

"Stop!" Pu Luo frowned and said, "You help me translate into human language, those things in Chang'an are all things that Lao Tzu doesn't understand, and they don't bother." ”

"If Lao Tzu kills the whole Dawu, I will let them burn all the books and read chicken feathers. ”

Ma Jiao covered her mouth and smiled, "Yes, General." ”

"The letter said that the Great Wu would send a general surnamed Chu with 10,000 troops to attack the general. ”

"Ten thousand? hahaha...... Prohaha laughed, "They have no one to this point? ”

However, the letter also said that this man with 10,000 men was not mainly to fight directly, but to carry out a surprise attack, and the troops were divided into two routes, one to set up an ambush on the Hulu Mountain Road, and all the way to the back of the army to destroy our grain and grass. ”

As soon as Pro heard Ma Jiao's words, he immediately stood up regardless of it and walked to the map.

Even when Ma Jiao fell to the ground, he didn't pay attention to it.

"Bastard!" Ma cursed coquettishly on the ground, but then leaned over to look at Puro.

After watching it for a long time, Pu Luo sighed with emotion, "This surname Chu is quite powerful, if he is really played like this, it is estimated that he will have to fold a large wave of soldiers, fortunately, someone reminded him." ”

"And what is the general going to do?" Ma Jiao said, sticking to Pu Luo again.

Prolo picked her up and said, "What else can I do, of course I do it, hahaha......"

Ma Jiao hammered Puluo's chest, and then began to untie Puluo's belt.

And Pu Luo was even more rude, reaching out and directly tore Ma Jiao's clothes.

Then he laughed excitedly, "It's still the white and tender girls of the martial arts, and Lao Tzu is good for this." ”

After saying that, he pounced directly.

……

Chu Wufeng led an army of 10,000 men, marched day and night, and finally arrived in Luoyang three days later.

As soon as he entered the territory, someone immediately reported Chu Wufeng's movements to Puluo.

Sure enough, according to the original plan, Chu Wufeng divided the army into two routes, one way to Hululing to set up an ambush, and all the way to the Yellow River to destroy the enemy's grain and grass.

When Pro found out, he laughed, "Hahaha...... Surely this General Chu doesn't know that my people are already waiting for him in Hululing and the Yellow River?"

"It's called self-sufficiency. Ma Jiao poured a glass of wine for Puluo, although it was called a cup, but his cup was simply bigger than a basin.

After a bowl of wine in one go, Pu Luo wiped his mouth and said, "Self-casting, this word is good, hahaha...... Come, beauty, give General Ben a kiss. ”

When Ma Jiao heard this, her face immediately turned silvery.

Then, he squatted down and lay between Puro's legs.

When the thing jumped out of the armor, Ma Jiao held it in the palm of his hand, like a treasure.

The reason why she is willing to follow Puluo is because only Puluo can satisfy her.

Ma Jiao was originally born in Qinglou and has seen countless men, but she is too tall, and that place is even more unfathomable.

Because of this, she has always wanted to find a tall man.

It's a pity that the men of the Great Martial Kingdom are useless, even if they are tall, the chickens are very small.

After that, the ape army entered.

Although the ape army is not a human, it also needs to solve that problem, so it found Qinglou.

As a result, no one dared to take the order of the ape army, but the city was breached, who cares if you want it or not.

Immediately began to rob people, and she was scared at first.

Later, she enjoyed the feeling that she had never enjoyed in her life, and since then she has decided to follow Puluo.

Napro was also happy, because his stature was the largest in the entire ape army, and no woman could stand him once and then be abolished.

The two hit it off, and from then on, who knew that General Proh had a human wife, which also made the other ape armies envious, but who made the family a general.

Just as Puluo was enjoying himself, an ape soldier rushed in and said, "General Yu, Hululing and Yellow River Dao have won two battles. ”

"Haha...... Okay!" Pu Luo was excited, and immediately sprayed Ma Jiao's face.

"So fast...... Just ......" Ma squeamished and stamped her feet, she hadn't enjoyed it yet.

At this time, the ape soldier found that a woman had appeared under the general, and he immediately snorted with envy.

"Like?" said Pro, smiling as he tucked things back into his crotch.

The soldier nodded, then quickly shook his head.

", let you not learn from those martial arts garbage, what does it mean to shake your head and nod your head? We apes are the most direct, like is like, and if you don't like it, you don't like it. ”

Xiao Bing was so frightened that he quickly nodded and said, "I like it, I like it very much, but I'm afraid that the general will be angry." ”

"Share the blessings and share the difficulties, why am I angry?" Pu Luo suddenly laughed, and then pushed Ma Jiao into the arms of the little soldier and said, "Borrow you a handful." ”

"General Xie. ”

But Ma Jiao pouted worriedly, "General, are you disgusted with the slave family?"

"Ma Jiao misunderstood, I'm not afraid that you won't be satisfied. Prolo smiled and walked out.

Only then did Ma Jiao understand that the thinking of this ape-man was much worse than that of Dawu.

In fact, this is Pu Luo is afraid that she will not enjoy it, so he deliberately arranged a small soldier to accompany her, and when she thought of this, Ma Jiao suddenly smiled.

Then, all kinds of red-faced sounds came from the tent.