The appearance of Mu Chen and Li Ruoxi still caused a lot of commotion.

It is not without stars who run to Yunhai Club to listen to cross talk. However, few people can compare their popularity with Mu Chen and Li Ruoxi.

Young stars are even rarer.

"Well, let's take a seat, let's take a seat, if we keep standing there, I guess it won't be anything to do with the two of us!"

"Aren't you red?"

"It's not as popular as the two of them!" the actor on stage laughed and said, "However, don't leave after the two of you leave!"

"There's a sense of déjà vu after school. The actor continued, "What, after the show, you want to make an appointment with Mu Chen and have a battle between men and men?"

The funny actor was full of arrogance, pulled up his sleeves, and then smiled, and said: "Hehe, I'm looking for death!"

The two cross talk actors on the stage gradually led the topic back.

"Here!"

Chen Fuhai beckoned to Mu Chen and shouted in a low voice.

Mu Chen smiled, and then pulled Li Ruoxi over.

"How about Yue Haifeng and Sun Yunpeng?" Chen Fuhai said to Mu Chen with a smile.

"I just came. Mu Chen smiled and said, "However, the two of them did a good job of interacting with the audience." ”

The two of them are also confirmed to be the guests of the first "Happy Comedian". Chen Fuhai said, "In addition, it is determined that he is an actor from a sketch team in the Northeast." ”

Mu Chen nodded, and Chen Fuhai stopped talking.

There are many cross talk actors in Yunhai Club, and there are also many excellent cross talk actors.

However, if you say that the popularity is the highest, it is naturally the president Gong Yunlong and his partner Yu Wenshun.

Most of the Yunhai Club are the apprentices of the two, and the Yunhai Club has today's momentum, and it is mostly due to the two of them.

"Happy Comedian" is a competitive variety show, Gong Yunlong and Yu Wenshun are posing there, so it is naturally impossible to PK with others on stage.

How can a character like Taishan Beidou in the cross talk world come on stage to PK with others. Unless, the program team invites Taishan Beidou-like characters in the sketch world.

It's just that that's obviously impossible.

However, the host of "Happy Comedian" is Gong Yunlong.

There are a lot of cross talk actors in Yunhai Club, and a performance lasts for two or three hours, if you count the returns, it may be longer. However, for such a long time, many cross talk actors may not have the opportunity to play.

Of course, there is more than one theater in Yunhai Club.

Yanjing's theater is undoubtedly the largest, and the scale of each performance is also the largest.

Gong Yunlong and Yu Wenshun appeared as the finale, and the cheers of the audience were undoubtedly the highest, and the number of their returns was also amazing.

"There's a special person on the stage today. ”

Returning for the third time, Gong Yunlong said with a smile.

As soon as his voice fell, many people looked at Mu Chen and Li Ruoxi.

There may be a lot of special people today, but most of the people Gong Yunlong is talking about, and most of them are public figures.

"Oh, what's so special?" asked Yu Wenshun.

"When you see him, you will be ashamed. Gong Yunlong said.

"Oh, who?" asked Yu Wenshun.

"Mu Chen, Mu Dao!" Gong Yunlong said.

"He, why should I be embarrassed to see him?" Yu Wenshun said.

"You graduated from the directing department of Yenching Film Academy, right?"

"Yes!"

"So did he. People's "Infernal Affairs" has broken one billion box office, do you have any works that have broken 100,000?"

"Didn't I switch to cross talk?"

"People still play music?"

"But he doesn't say cross talk!"

"If he says cross talk, you have to lose your job!" Gong Yunlong said with a smile and said to Mu Chen in the audience, "Director Mu, do you want to come up for a cross talk, give me a chance to fire your senior brother!"

Everyone looked at Mu Chen.

"Can you help me?" Mu Chen said with a smile, as if jokingly.

"What?" Gong Yunlong was on the stage, naturally unable to hear what Mu Chen said.

"If you praise him, he will go up!"

The surrounding audience said loudly.

"Come!" Gong Yunlong was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then said loudly.

As soon as he said it just now, he didn't think about letting Mu Chen take the stage at all.

People are here to listen to cross talk, but they go on stage while listening.

They don't know each other well.

However, Mu Chen dared to go up, he naturally didn't mind.

Mu Chen's popularity is not ordinarily high. What's more, now that it has returned three times, this performance has basically come to an end.

Mu Chen got up, and he didn't cowardice!

He doesn't coax the rain of bullets, and how can he coax it when he comes to power.

Although "Infernal Affairs" still won the single-day box office champion, the topic is obviously getting weaker and weaker, and Mu Chen doesn't mind taking this opportunity to make some noise, add some topics, and promote the box office of "Infernal Affairs".

"You've been fired. Gong Yunlong saw Mu Chen get up, and said to Wen Shun with a smile.

Yu Wenshun smiled, stepped off the stage directly, and went straight to Mu Chen's seat, looking impatient to make the audience smile too.

"Can you be a little bit of a squid. Seeing this, Gong Yunlong scolded with a smile.

Mu Chen jumped directly onto the stage, walked to the cross talk table, shook hands with Gong Yunlong first, and then said, "Bring me a coat first." ”

After a moment, Yue Haifeng came out of the background and handed Mu Chen a big coat.

"Happy New Year!" Mu Chen changed into a horse coat, and then arched his hand and said, "Let me introduce myself first, my name is Mu Chen, a director!"

"That's right!" Gong Yunlong nodded and said.

He was a little surprised in his heart, he was really a big star, and when he said cross talk for the first time, he didn't have stage fright, and he wasn't even nervous.

Is Mu Chen nervous?

Still nervous, naturally the emotions are well controlled.

"This one next to me is my partner!" Mu Chen pointed with a smile, "Gong Yunlong, a famous cross talk master!"

"You're welcome!" Gong Yunlong said.

"The clouds are from the dragon, the wind is from the tiger, the saint is the master of all things!" Mu Chen continued, "Good name! However, the word Gong already has a dragon, and it would be more perfect if it was called Gong Fenghu." ”

"Then I'm going to be crazy. Gong Yunlong said.

When the audience heard this, they laughed.

"Teacher Gong may not know that my dream since I was a child was not to be a director, but to be a basketball player. ”

"Yes!" Gong Yunlong said.

He didn't know whether Mu Chen's words were true or false, but he was very cooperative.

Mu Chen's height is barely able to play basketball.

Mu Chen said: "I went to sign up at the time, but the coach of the team saw that I was called a liking, and his eyes narrowed into a slit with joy. He said I was 10,000 times stronger than Cohen!"

Cohen, the "Jordan" of this world!

"Hey, that's definitely a genius!" Gong Yunlong said.

Mu Chen: "Then he said, there are just two things that hinder my development. ”

Gong Yunlong said strangely: "Which two?"

Mu Chen: "Left hand and right hand!"

When the audience heard this, they immediately laughed.

"Genius!"

Yu Wenshun said to Li Ruoxi next to him, "It's very good at cross talk." ”

Li Ruoxi smiled, a look of pride flashing across her face.

She was also surprised.

He politely refused. Gong Yunlong was stunned for a moment, and then smiled.

Mu Chen said angrily: "I hate it too, is there anything that can't be said clearly? Hypocrisy! As soon as I saw that playing basketball was no fun, I would better go to a private company to apply for a job! I passed the written exam, and then went to the interview." The leader of the interview looked arrogant, didn't look at me, and only said, 'Give me a minute to remember you'. ”

"If you are gold, let people see your radiance. Gong Yunlong said.

He didn't attend interviews, but he interviewed countless people.

Many interviews will encounter such a question.

Mu Chen: "It's easy! I didn't want to think about it, I walked over and gave him a big mouth directly! Then I turned around and ran!"

Gong Yunlong reacted quickly and said, "Yes, he must remember you!"

Big mouth??

Interview leaders? And this kind of operation.

Previously, Gong Yunlong and Yu Wenshun returned twice, which has pushed the atmosphere to the top. The laughter of the audience immediately decreased.

When they heard this, they immediately rolled back and forth with laughter.

Mu Chen continued: "As soon as I left the company on the front foot, the phone on the back foot came, and the person said, 'Please come to the company right now'." ”

Gong Yunlong smiled and said, "You have passed the interview." ”

Mu Chen pursed his lips and said, "It's a pity that I didn't go!"

"You should go. Gong Yunlong said with a smile.

"I want to go too! Unfortunately, diarrhea. Mu Chen said.

"You're really unlucky. Gong Yunlong said.

"Diarrhea, I have to find a toilet!" Mu Chen said, "It's hard to find a toilet, yes, it's full." ”

"Hey, you're not your average bad luck. Gong Yunlong said with a smile.

"What should I do? I'm about to take it anymore, and it's too late to find a toilet. Mu Chen continued, "Ho ho ho, at this time, the sound of flushing water sounded. ”

"There's a place!" Gong Yunlong said.

I hurriedly walked over, and the man opened the door. Mu Chen said, a scream, "Ah!"

"What's wrong?" Gong Yunlong asked.

"Smack!"

Mu Chen waved his hand and made a slap motion.

That's a beauty.

"Hey, you're in the women's bathroom!" Gong Yunlong smiled, "It's still a full women's bathroom." ”

The audience couldn't stop laughing when they heard this.

Mu Chen said, "My face was hot, I turned around and ran, and went directly to the opposite toilet." ”

"It's going to have to run. Gong Yunlong said.

"Ahh

"Smack!"

Mu Chen screamed again, and then slapped him in the face.

"What's the matter?" Gong Yunlong asked.

An aunt walked out of the toilet opposite, saw me rushing inside, screamed, shook her hand and slapped me.

"Ah, the other side is also the women's toilet?" Gong Yunlong wondered.

"No!" Mu Chen said, "Opposite is the women's toilet!"

"Yes, did that beautiful woman go to the wrong toilet just now?" Gong Yunlong reacted.

"Yes, I have to find her to theorize, I didn't bully people like that. Mu Chen said, "Took up my pit and slapped me in the face." ”

"Yes, find her. Gong Yunlong said.

"It's long gone. Mu Chen said, "I'm depressed, but the major events in life have to be solved first." ”

"Big deal, or big?" Gong Yunlong said.

"One meaning, I'm elegant and vulgar. Mu Chen said, "Life events are solved, I have to continue to look for a job, I have to make money, what should I do if I want to make money? ”

"Spend money?" Gong Yunlong wondered.

"Give gifts!" Mu Chen said, "I spent a lot of money and gave a lot of gifts." I finally became an official employee of a state-owned enterprise and worked in Yanjing. ”

"That's good. Gong Yunlong said.

"What's good, it's good. Mu Chen said happily, "We don't have to work every day for this job, and the section chief I gave gifts often takes us out to eat, just five or six people, and every time it's a big table of dishes." ”

"What kind of dish?" Gong Yunlong asked.

Mu Chen: "Yes, steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicks, roasted goose oven, pig oven, duck sauce, chicken bacon, pine flower, small belly, sauce meat, sausage, assorted crispy plate, smoked chicken, white face, steamed ..... There are also some liquor and beer, and a bucket of rice. ”

No one thought that Mu Chen would come to a long time about "Reporting the Name of the Dish", which directly made all the audience stupid.

No!

It's not just the audience who listens stupidly, but also the cross talk actors of Yunhai Club, including Yu Wenshun off the stage and Gong Yunlong on stage.

They all gasped!

Many people will say it, especially "Reporting the Name of the Dish", which is a basic skill for their cross talk actors, not to mention the funny actors, many funny actors can come to the last paragraph.

But Mu Chen hasn't learned cross talk at all!

Even if Mu Chen's speech was not as smooth as theirs, and some even stuttered slightly, it was amazing enough.

"Good!"

"Good!"

The audience applauded loudly.

Many cross talk actors looked at each other and smiled bitterly.

They are undoubtedly better than Mu Chen, but they definitely don't get such cheers.

But they had to be convinced.

Gong Yunlong came back to his senses and deliberately exclaimed: "Can you put so many dishes on one table? How much does it cost? Your section chief is not an ordinary generous!"

Mu Chen's face was magnificent, and he shook his hand and said, "Public funds!"

"Huh!" Gong Yunlong was stunned, but his heart was shocked.

This is a satire of eating and drinking with public funds!

This cross talk, even if it is only for a while, the quality has already been revealed.

Is this guy really a director?

I should have said cross talk before!

Mu Chen continued: "We not only eat, but also often take us on tours, all over the country, at home and abroad, where we want to go! No, we are not traveling, but investigating." ”

"Hey, investigate!" Gong Yunlong said.

Mu Chen continued, "But in the process, I found some uncivilized phenomena. ”

Gong Yunlong asked, "What phenomenon?"

Mu Chen: "Many scenic spots, some people write on them, what is a visit here, what so-and-so I love you, and Yu Wenshun is a big villain!"

"Lao Yu is indeed not a good thing. Gong Yunlong said with a smile.

"Payment: Gong Yunlong!" Mu Chen continued.

"Somebody must be impersonating, I don't do that. Gong Yunlong hurriedly said.

And the laughter of the audience has already started.

They seem to have forgotten that Mu Chen came to power temporarily.

Mu Chen: "It's just an example." However, if you scold the teacher, you must have spoken your heart. ”

"No!" Gong Yunlong denied, but it didn't look like a denial.

Mu Chen: "My sense of justice breaks through the sky, I get angry when I see this! I'm so angry that I don't want it, I must educate them! It's too unusual! I must let them know why the flowers are so red!"

"It's the education that educates. Gong Yunlong said.

Mu Chen picked up the fan on the table as a pen, and wrote in the void, "This comrade, I want to criticize you! How can you scribble here? Do you still have any quality? Do you still have a sense of public morality? How did your father teach you? How did your mother teach you? How did your grandfather teach you? How did your grandmother teach you? How did your aunt teach you......

"Don't write it! I think the man has recognized his mistake. Gong Yunlong hurriedly stopped Mu Chen and said.

The audience was already laughing and trembling.

Mu Chen: "I criticized him with more than a thousand words, if I can't make him realize his mistakes, wouldn't I be sorry for my talent." ”

"When people write 'Yu Wenshun is a big villain', it's only eight words at most, and you write more than a thousand words?

Mu Chen pursed his lips and said, "Why am I uncivilized?" Our section chief praised me after seeing it, he said Xiao Mu, you have done a good job, and when you see this kind of uncivilized behavior, you must resolutely criticize and correct it!"

"Haha!"

"As far as you are the section chief, something will happen sooner or later. Gong Yunlong said.

"It's very good for you to tell me, will something happen in a few days? Mu Chen said.

"Oh, what's wrong?" Gong Yunlong said.

"Traveling abroad that day...... No, I went abroad to investigate! I met pirates in a certain sea area. ”

"Oh?" Gong Yunlong had an expectant expression.

"The pirates got on the ship and pulled out guns and pointed them at the nose of our section chief, and they would ask for eight million if they opened their mouths!"

"Your section chief isn't scared to pee?" Gong Yunlong said.

"Our section chief has been through a hundred battles, how can he be scared. Mu Chen said, "He calmly said to the pirate leader, 'I'll give you 10 million, but you have to write me an invoice for 100 million'!"

"Ahh

I was not surprised by the section chief, but by Mu Chen.

This cross talk......

Issuing 100 million invoices! This is a batch of fraudulent invoices for public funds!

Giving gifts to the relationship?

Irony of eating and drinking at public expense?

Irony of tourism incivility?

Bluntly said that the reimbursement of public funds is tired?

This is the most basic means of crosstalk! This is a very advanced artistic expression!

Who is Gong Yunlong? How could he not see the quality of this cross talk!

Mu Chen's today's cross talk context was originally connected with his work experience, using funny burdens to satirize some uncivilized phenomena in today's society!

He was called in temporarily!

Geniuses aren't so geniuses!

"And then what's going on?" Gong Yunlong came back to his senses and asked.

This cross talk obviously has an ending.

If he is dedicated to cross talk, he won't have to mix!

Mu Chen: "What else can I do?" After I went back, my section chief was double-regulated!"

"This kind of person should have been double-regulated a long time ago!" Gong Yunlong said.

Mu Chen: "Later, the people from our department still took things to see him. ”

"Why are you looking at him?" asked Gong Yunlong suspiciously.

"Condolences to the old cadres. Mu Chen smiled and said.

"What?" Gong Yunlong exclaimed.

"As a result, I was also unlucky. Mu Chen continued, "The above found out about my gift, and I was immediately expelled." ”

"Don't go crookedly. Gong Yunlong said.

"I'm so disappointed that I lost my job. couldn't pay the rent, and was kicked out by the landlord!" Mu Chen said.

"The house leak happened to rain overnight. Gong Yunlong smiled, a little gloating.

"So, I'm ready to buy a house. Mu Chen said.

"You can't afford to pay the rent, you still have the money to buy a house!" Gong Yunlong said.

"Don't care about these details!" Mu Chen said, "Okay, my girlfriend is rich!"

"There is indeed money. Gong Yunlong looked at Li Ruoxi in the audience and said with a smile, "I want to have such a girlfriend, what kind of job are I looking for." ”

"You have to look at the right time to buy a house. I heard that there was a real estate expert who gave a big lecture on when it was best to buy a house. I thought to myself that I had to go, and after paying the registration fee, a group of us listened from the bottom, and the expert on the stage talked from 6 a.m. to 8 p.m., listing countless data, analyzing house price trends, and then giving countless examples, and finally came to the conclusion of when the best time to buy a house. ”

Gong Yunlong hurriedly said, "When?"

Zhang Ye: "A few years ago!"

"Wow!" Gong Yunlong said, "A few years ago, I used him to talk for more than ten hours, and I cheated money!"

Mu Chen didn't say anything more, but bowed down.

"Bang Bang!"

Gong Yunlong was the first to applaud, and the audience also burst into applause.

"Learned?" Gong Yunlong asked with a smile.

"Yes. Mu Chen smiled and said.

"One more time!"

"One more time!"

The audience suddenly shouted.

Mu Chen waved his hand and walked from under the stage.

There are a lot of classic cross talk in his head, but there is no need to waste it on this stage.

He came to power purely to create a topic to promote the box office of the following "Infernal Affairs".

At most, it's just an addiction.

Now that I'm addicted, the topic has risen. Naturally, there is no need to continue.

The audience was reluctant and was in high spirits, but they also had to leave. Gong Yunlong and Yu Wenshun both returned twice, and Mu Chen and Gong Yunlong also came to a temporary one.

That's interesting enough.

Mu Chen, Chen Fuhai and others did not leave with the audience, but went backstage.

If you want to go, you have to say hello at least.

As soon as Mu Chen and Li Ruoxi entered, the cross talk actors backstage immediately surrounded them, either asking for a group photo or asking for autographs.

"Scattered, scattered!" Gong Yunlong walked over to Mu Chen and the others with a smile, "Dare to disperse a little chaotic, it has worked!"

"There!" Mu Chen smiled and said, "Teacher Gong is busy with you, let's leave first, and then we will have time to make an appointment to have a meal together." ”

"Okay!" Gong Yunlong said and beckoned to a person.

The man handed a file bag to Gong Yunlong.

"A little bit of fun, don't be too little. Gong Yunlong handed the document bag to Mu Chen and said with a smile.

"Teacher Gong, you're bored like this!" Mu Chen didn't answer, he saw what was in the document bag.

"I can't let you go on stage for nothing, and it won't make people laugh when it gets out. Gong Yunlong said, taking the document bag and stuffing it into Mu Chen's hand.

"I'll just go on stage and have fun. Mu Chen waved his hand.

This is a matter of more money and less money.

"You really have to take this!" Yu Wenshun walked over and said, "For this performance, someone from a video website has contacted me and wants to buy the video of this performance." For your sake, the price will definitely be higher. ”

If you don't take it, I guess Mr. Gong and they will be embarrassed to sell it. Chen Fuhai said.

"Then you're welcome. Mu Chen smiled and didn't hesitate any longer.

He took it, and Gong Yunlong could press their hearts.

"Teacher Gong, if you sell this performance video, won't it affect future performances?" asked Li Ruoxi curiously.

A cross talk, the number of performances, will naturally affect the effect.

If it appears on the Internet, they will perform in the future, and the effect will obviously be greatly reduced.

"You only have that little joke when you are a family!" Mu Chen smiled and said.

Yunhai Club has been able to come so far, naturally it is impossible to eat the old book all the time, and the new book must be indispensable.

A performance video login website can affect their future performances, so Yunhai Club will not have the scale it has today.