Chapter 5: Crazy enough
The little fat man was stunned for a moment and said, "Me, what's wrong?"
I smiled and patted him and said, "Well, you don't have to go on stage for a while, give me this opportunity." ”
This time, the little fat man didn't do it, and hurriedly said: "Why? I have been preparing for a few days to show my face in front of the whole school this time, and I finally won this opportunity, and I wrote all the manuscripts......
The little fat man's voice grew quieter and quieter as he saw me waving to Hei.
I stretched out my hand and said to the little fat man, "Give me the manuscript." ”
The little fat man wanted to refuse, but he didn't dare, crying with a sad face, and took out a manuscript with more than three pages from his arms.
I smiled and said, "You don't have to be sad, you can give me this opportunity today, and I can fulfill your wish in the future, any wish you want!"
The little fat man was about to cry, and said, "What bullshit wishes, you better ask for more blessings, go out for a while, don't tell anyone else, I told you something." ”
Lao Bai interjected: "Little fat man, you use an ordinary person's opportunity in exchange for a promise from my boss, you hurry up and steal the fun." ”
The little fat man pointed at us and said, "I think you are three neuropaths, okay, I have said what I should say, now I am leaving, and I will gather immediately." ”
Xiao Hei stopped in front of him and said, "You can go if you want, but you have to show us the way." ”
This time the little fat man really cried, and said: "You are trying to play with me, this is seen by others, and I can't live anymore." ”
I smiled and said, "Come on, just go ahead, we'll just follow, and I promise not to let others see what you have to do with us." ”
Out of the toilet, the little fat man led the way in front of us, and the three of us looked at the little fat man with a sad face.
"Boss, I didn't understand, why are you robbing this little fat man's manuscript?
"Of course not, you and Lao Bai come over, and we'll do it in a while. "I told Xiao Hei and Lao Bai about the plan I had planned in my heart.
Lao Bai said with a wicked smile: "Boss, you are really cheap, but I like it, hahaha." ”
Xiao Hei interjected: "You should do the same, what kind of prince is this, he takes himself too seriously, he dares to rob a woman with our boss, this time we have to clean him up!"
Of course, I want to clean up the prince, but it's definitely not for Chen Wanyi, but this thing is too arrogant, if he doesn't meet me, he can be as arrogant as he likes, but arrogant in front of me, is he worthy?
Under the leadership of the little fat man, we finally found the meeting place of our class, Xu Qianqian saw us and said, "Where have you been? Why is it so late." ”
I replied with a grin, "Teacher, there are too many people, I haven't found the right place." ”
"Come back to the team, hey, Sun Hui, why are you crying?" Xu Qianqian hurriedly walked over to the little fat man as she spoke.
The little fat man seemed to see a savior now, and was about to speak, but after Xiao Hei's threatening glare, he immediately stopped talking.
Seriously, we don't mean to bully the little fat man, in fact, looking at his chubby, I still think he's cute.
At this time, the opening ceremony of the military training also began, after the principal said for half an hour, it was finally time for the freshman representatives to speak on stage, I glanced at Lao Bai, and Lao Bai made an OK gesture to me.
I pulled my collar, and when the host said that I had invited Sun Hui, the representative of the freshmen, to speak on the stage, I walked out of the team and walked to the rostrum step by step under the surprised eyes of the people around me.
"Hey, didn't this provoke the prince, Qin Yan of the fifth class? ”
"That's it, if you provoke the prince, you don't know how to drop out of school, and you dare to show your face like this, it's just dead. ”
Listening to these conversations around me, I laughed in my heart, the god in your heart is the prince, I'm sorry, I'm also the prince in the underworld, but your prince is a fake, and I am the real thing.
Standing on the rostrum, I bowed deeply to the leaders of the audience, this move seemed to make the leaders of the audience very useful, and they straightened their waists, to show their dignity, it is obvious that these leaders do not know who Sun Hui is.
Of course, he didn't forget to throw a ruffian-like smile at Xu Qianqian, who was already confused.
At this time, I read the little fat man's manuscript with emotion, not to mention, the little fat man's sycophant kung fu is really first-class, and the leaders present took turns to praise it, so that these leaders were so happy that they took the lead in applauding several times.
At this time, my manuscript was about to end, and I nodded to Lao Bai in the audience, and Lao Bai snapped his fingers in understanding, and then the atmosphere around me changed instantly, and a yin aura spread throughout the audience.
Everyone present couldn't help but pull their clothes one after another, and they all seemed to feel a sudden chill around them.
It was at this time, sitting on the leadership seat under the stage, that there was a little devil with long ears, short legs and a blue face squatting in front of each leading teacher, of course, these mortals could not see it.
As soon as the little ghost appeared, his short legs fluttered, and he jumped directly on the faces of every leading teacher present, including Xu Qianqian's face, these little ghosts are called face ghosts, and they can't harm people, but they can change the sound heard in the outside world through Lao Bai's operation.
I patted the microphone and read: "In this military training, I will definitely uphold the teachings of my parents and teachers, and let the prince get out of his uncle!"
As soon as these words came out, the students in the audience were stunned, but the teachers and leaders who were covered by the faceless imps heard that they were adhering to the teachings of their parents and teachers, studying hard and working hard!
Of course, this was just the beginning, I cleared my throat, and then shouted, "Prince, I'll fuck your uncle!
The students in the audience let out a burst of incredible screams, and the teachers and leaders heard it: "Long live the school, long live the teacher leader!"
Maybe my words were too passionate and emotional, and one of the leaders in the audience seemed to be a little unable to control his feelings, so he actually stood up and took the lead in applauding, and the audience heard me scolding the prince and my uncle's student, and he was completely confused, but when he saw the leader applauding, he had to applaud.
What I didn't expect was that the leader, who took the lead in applauding, actually turned around and shouted to many students: "Prince, I'll fuck your uncle!"
In fact, he wanted to say, "Long live the students." But under the manipulation of the Grimace, it became this sentence.
This time it was a blow that moved the whole body, and the leading teachers stood up one after another, shouting at the students who were about to be killed by lightning: "Prince, I'll fuck your uncle!"
Even Xu Qianqian rolled up her sleeves at this time, shouting so hard!
However, seeing that there was no movement from the students, the principal actually turned around and said to the students: "Students, the future world is yours, let us shout together for the prince, I fuck your uncle!"
With such a sentence, Lao Bai and Xiao Hei, who were already laughing straight, began to coax this momentum, and took the lead in shouting: "Yes, the principal is right, prince, I fuck your uncle!"
At this time, no matter how strong the prince's prestige is in this school, at this time, under the leadership of teachers and many leaders, will the students still be afraid of him?
"Prince, fuck your uncle!" is wave after wave, I held the microphone in one hand on the stage, and played the beat in the other, rendering the whole scene to the peak.
Seeing that it was almost over, I took the microphone and shouted, "Okay, let's let go of the prince's grandson's uncle first, let me say the last word." ”
I don't know how the Grimace translated me, but seeing the headmaster's tears, I think it must have sounded very touching to him.
I cleared my throat again, took the microphone and shouted, "Chen Wanyi, I like you!
Chen Wanyi, who was standing in the audience, was completely stunned at this moment, staring at me with those big eyes looking at me incredulously, and the new wave, under the leadership of the principal, shouted: "Chen Wanyi, Qin Yan said that he likes you." The slogan.
And I was looking at Chen Wanyi at this time, and she had already run away, it seems that no matter how cold the beauty is, she can't resist the roar of the teachers and students in the school!
The plan in my heart is to completely shatter the prince's sacred status in their minds in front of the new students of the school, and it is also a challenge letter for the prince's grandson, he likes Chen Wanyi, I just want to rob him, he wants to make the whole school afraid of him, then I want the whole school teachers and students to point at him and scold.
Now that the effect is achieved, I waved my hand at Lao Bai, who was laughing so hard that he couldn't stand up, hurriedly took back the little devil with a desperate face, and made everything return to normal.
When I stepped down, the principal still pulled me and said with tears in his eyes: "I have taught students all my life, and I have never met such a good student as you." ”
I hurriedly said with a righteous face: "It is my duty to add honor to the school, and I will continue to maintain it in the future!"
"Okay, good, Mr. Xu, you really taught a good student!"
Xu Qianqian heard the principal praise her, her face turned red, and she hurriedly said: "This is what I should do, I will work harder to educate him well in the future." ”
When I returned to the queue, Xu Qianqian deliberately ran to me and said, "Qin Yan, I only felt that you were naughty before, but I didn't expect you to be such a sensible child." ”
Lao Bai, Xiao Hei was already laughing so much that he couldn't get up on the ground, and Sun Hui, the little fat man, ran up to me at this time and said: "Qin Yan, no, it should be Brother Yan, no, it's Master Yan." Why are you so awesome! You actually let the principal scold the prince with you, and even led the whole school to scold together, and I will follow you in the future, will it be successful?"
I don't have time to deal with this little fat man at this time, the voice was so loud just now, the prince should have heard it, if nothing else, the prince should bring someone to me in a while.