Chapter 5 Orientation
The company can also take the opportunity of the annual welcome party to have a party, everyone gets together, and uses this annual staggered meeting to calm down the small friction between the departments in the previous year, etc., in short, it is a big scene of laughter and enmity.
Moreover, the general company always does not participate in the orientation party, and the behavior that everyone usually can't let go of at the annual meeting can be displayed to the fullest, so the number of participants in this welcome party is even more than the annual meeting.
For example, the singles in the design department will apply two taels of hairspray on their hair, and they want to attract the girls in the business department who have smeared two taels of dry powder on their faces, and the singles in the business department will spray two more drops of perfume on their bodies to attract the beauties in the personnel and administrative departments who also spray two more drops of perfume on their hands. If there is some different kind of affection between this hairspray and perfume with the help of the right time and place and some fermentation, it can also achieve a lot of beautiful things, so that these young boys and girls who have worked hard for the company can not only get material rewards in the company, but also get emotional comfort. All in all, it's a great occasion for everything.
Our personnel department usually does not have a strong sense of presence in the company, and there is basically no recognition, so all colleagues in this department also want to take advantage of the arrangement of this annual orientation party to brush up on the sense of existence, so every time the site selection, ordering, wine and other arrangements are full of energy, desperately planning to use the money to send the little ghost to make a peach banquet of the queen mother. On the day of the orientation party, it is necessary to go to the hotel to arrange all aspects in advance to ensure that there are no mistakes.
On the day of the welcome party, when we were almost separated from everything, the rest of the company's colleagues also arrived. Today's titular protagonist is also dressed in a suit and leather shoes, decent and not like words, for some reason, looking at him in a formal suit, he immediately thinks of him wearing an apron and cooking, and can't help laughing.
Look at Quan Yu who is left and right in the middle of a group of girls, and then think about the pear blossoms and rain girls crying next to the luxury car downstairs that day, I can't help but choke for them again, since ancient times, it is true that the red face is in trouble, but looking at the description in front of me, it is not a red face but it is also destined to be a red face, I don't know how many girls will be sad for him in the future, we live so close, I am afraid that we can see a lot of such good shows in the future.
Holding the cup boringly, I heard a few words coming from the other side:
"Kwon Yu, do you have a girlfriend?" This is better than being blunt.
"Not yet. ”
"Then what kind of girl do you like, my sisters introduced you?" Roundabout tactics, not bad.
"Haha, ladies and gentlemen, I got my heart, I just came back from abroad, and I am not very familiar with the domestic situation, and I still can't take care of it now. "It's a bit of a rule to refuse.
"That's right, introduce you to a suitable girl, you two are familiar with each other, isn't it much better than you are familiar with yourself? Moreover, it is generally easier to achieve a strong alliance after being introduced, and the risk of being blind can be reduced a lot compared to being blind. It was the elite of the business department who said this, and it was really in terms of aura, knowledge, and angle that he could hit the nail on the head.
"Thank you, sisters, I may have failed your kindness, actually, I have a girl I like. Four or two thousand pounds, amazing.
"What kind of girl can touch your heart? You have to tell us!" Chase relentlessly, do not give up easily, retreat as advance, defend as attack, admire.
"She, I can't tell what makes me tempted at once, this thing is so amazing. I don't like a person who can say countless excuses, but if I like it, I can't tell what I like it all of a sudden. I just think everything is fine with her, but it's a little less affectionate and warm to me. With a look of infatuation immersed in the other party's beautiful fantasy, Tut-tut, showing his deep affection, making the other party retreat, what a master.
All the beauties lamented: "It's not warm to your face, it's really not messy," cough cough, this idiom is used.
Quan Yu replied happily: "Well, but it doesn't matter, I believe that my enthusiasm can infect her enthusiasm." I've had her in my heart for ten years, and I'm sure she'll give me back the next ten years if I work hard. ”
This deep affection is really pitiful to me, and rejecting others is also an art. If you are too decisive, you will not be able to get off the stage. is too soft, and cuts off other people's fantasies. Like him, it is really just right to retreat and advance.
I couldn't help but cast an admiring look, my eyes were still in mid-air, but I saw that he was also looking in my direction. There is a kind of heart that was caught in the corner of the wall by others, so I quickly lowered my head and pretended that my empty wine glass was sexy.
I couldn't hear what the person next to me said, and the colleagues around me drank a few glasses of wine, and their voices gradually rose, joking, singing, playing games, and the sound of punching overshadowed wave after wave.
My ears are full of the noise of you coming and going, but I can't really hear the specific content of this noise, I don't have a strong sense of presence in the company, although there are no bad people, but there are no particularly good colleagues, and every time this kind of party, I don't participate in any small activities. My colleagues also understood my temper, and they didn't invite me, and it was rare for me to be able to have a little quiet of my own in this noisy area.
Stay up until everyone has almost eaten, and those who are still energetic enough will go to KTV for the second game, and the rest will go home separately. I pack it up
The thing was about to go out, but when he looked up, he saw that Quan Yu was already drunk and couldn't stand up. With her arm on top of a blushing female colleague, she was being carried slowly towards the door.
I was about to walk over quickly, but halfway through was stopped by Quan Yu, who suddenly opened his eyes, and Yiren said in a slightly nasal voice: "Sister Zhen, let's take a taxi and carry me." ”
The little girl under her arm stiffened her arm with Quan Yu, her face turned from red to green, and there was a lot of disappointment in her eyes. looked to the side, trying to hide the small loss in his heart.
Alas, this Quan Yu, it's so incomprehensible, people may be waiting for this opportunity to send you home, but I was crossed, I don't know how much to hate me.
Seeing that I didn't move, Quan Yu seemed very dissatisfied, and after a while he added: "I'll pay for the car." ”
Having said that, if I don't carry him anymore, outsiders will seem to really care about this little car money because they don't get together. I had to take him from the little girl who had recovered from her green face, and the sudden weight almost made me stumble.
"Xiao Zhen, send our Quan Yu home safely!" Before leaving, the personnel manager did not forget to tell this, it seems that Quan Yu performed very well tonight and bought the hearts of many people.
"Okay, guaranteed safe delivery. He could only grit his teeth and reply fiercely, and then walked forward with Quan Yu. I can't stand very steadily, let alone send it home, alas, it's not good for the year, you stinky boy.
Maybe it was my belly slander that played a role, and the person on my shoulder actually tried to stand up a little straighter, so that I could finally catch my breath.
When I took a taxi on the road, most taxis didn't stop at all when they saw my posture, for fear that a drunk like Quan Yu would vomit in his car, so he had no choice but to put Quan Yu at the door of the hotel, and then run back to pick him up after taking the taxi, so he was still nagged all the way by the taxi driver. I was very weak when I helped the drunk Quan Yu, and I kept apologizing, not daring to talk back, and the drunk and soft person next to me leaned on my shoulder and slept soundly, not understanding my situation at all.
After getting out of the car, it was also a heart-stopping force work, this big man of more than eight meters was dragged out of the taxi when he was dragged alive or dead, and finally the driver couldn't stand it, and came to help, I thought that he should not be happy to help others, but afraid that Quan Yu would vomit in his car. finally dragged him out, and the driver stepped on the accelerator and walked quickly.
I helped him to the side of the flower bed and slowed down, thinking that it was so far away from home that it was really sore, and he was not honest when he sat on the flower bed, and his body kept leaning forward.
I'm afraid that his handsome face will be pierced to the ground, and he will not break his skin a little, and tomorrow the little girls, big girls and big sisters in the company will not beat me to death, so I can only stand in front of him and let his head rest on me for a while.
People say that drunk people will basically wake up when they blow the cold wind, and it shouldn't be a problem to walk independently if they can't do it anymore. But I stood with him on the pestle until his feet were numb, and I saw no sign of him waking up.
I pulled out my two hands and pinched his face and shook it from side to side to make him sober, but his head swayed from side to side with my palms, and his eyelids didn't even open. I took two steps back to stand in a different position, and the body of the drunken beauty in front of me immediately leaned forward, and the strong body was all pressed against me, and I stumbled and almost fell. I gritted my teeth and said hatefully: "Quan Yu, hurry up and open your eyes! If you don't open your eyes, I'll throw you here, there is a delirious eldest sister here at night, and she likes you like this little fresh meat the most." In her hands, I can't guarantee your innocence sister!"
The head of the person under me changed direction, and by the way, he rubbed his cheek against my clothes, scratched the itch, and then pouted and slept sweetly.
I grabbed his ears and lifted his head, and he muttered dissatisfiedly, and stretched out his two hands to take my hand down and take the opportunity to hold it in his own hand, preventing me from making the next move. I struggled to take my hand out, it seemed that I couldn't wake up a really drunk person, and the appointee helped me up and leaned on me and moved step by step towards his house, a distance of several hundred meters for an hour, and my body was already soaked with sweat.
After it was easily delivered to his doorstep, he felt that the whole person had collapsed. I think that when I took the entrance exam, I ran desperately for 800 meters, and I was not so tired. After helping him to the wall and sitting against the wall, I couldn't find the key to his house, and I couldn't find the key to his house, and I couldn't find it in my bag or pocket, and the person leaning on me fell asleep and couldn't wake up at all.
He took off his high heels and gasped for a few breaths. This big night, dragging such a heavy person, nesting at the door is not a way, can only go all the way downstairs and drag back to my house, on the way to meet passers-by, a little bit of bad things in the heart of the heart to be caught, I a victim of a victim of a kind of hurtful mood.