Chapter 14: The Great Canteen
Although I don't want to admit it, I have to say that this video is really good-looking, as if it has a kind of magic that makes people loop endlessly.
"Do you want to cut it in?"
In the room, the earthy insects watched the video and fell into a tangle.
"Damn, fight it!"
"Anyway, there are no pillars in this issue, and if you send it out, you will be scolded, in this case, it is better to be completely crazy, and it is a big deal to pretend to be dead in the end!"
He gritted his teeth, turned on his computer and began editing, and a few minutes later, a new video was posted on the website.
Then, he pulled off his calling card, quit all social media, and waited until everything was over, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.
"I hope dads eat more when they watch the previous video, otherwise they won't be able to swallow!"
……
In the past few days, fans of the earthy Jiaoworm are very haggard and anxious, waiting for the update of "Xia Fan Canteen"!
I didn't feel it when I posted the video without discipline up before, but now, if it drags on for a week, it makes people unable to eat and sleep.
Many fans haven't eaten for two days, and even if they can move their chopsticks, they taste the same as chewing wax, and their bodies are haggard.
"Damn, where is the dog son? I wonder if the dads haven't eaten in two days?"
"My roommate has cancer, and his last wish before dying is to see my son renew and have a full meal!"
"Today is the 28th day of King Han's departure, miss him, miss him, miss him......"
"Disperse, the up master is dead, the corpse I collected, it's quite pitiful, and when I find it, the people are already stinking!"
“……”
Refreshed the notification page again and again, but there was no trace of the update, and a group of fans were like walking corpses, powerless to spray in the comment area.
"Didi!"
At this moment, a small red dot lit up in the subscription reminder, click on it, and it is the avatar of the earthy insects!
"Damn, what did I see, the missing person returned, the dog thing was updated?"
"Thank you Lord up for fulfilling my roommate's wish, he got up and ate three bowls of rice in succession, ate it too fast, and choked to death!"
"King Han, Godfather, Sister Fake, woo, they're back, they're all back. ”
"Doctor, bring me my mobile phone, and then do the operation, don't give me anesthetic"
"I ordered two family buckets in a row, and I'm waiting for this video to be served!"
“……”
Countless fans are rubbing their hands, and the table is full of rice, ready to feast.
"Dad, welcome to "Xiafan Canteen", I am your son, earthy and insect......"
A familiar voice sounded, and everyone listened to it with tears in their eyes.
The longer they are hungry, the more they miss a few pillars, and at this moment, they are extremely looking forward to this episode of the show being all-stars, and several pillars will appear in succession, so that they can have a good meal.
However......
I watched the earthy videos one by one, and I saw that the videos were about to be played, not to mention the all-stars, none of the familiar faces in the past appeared, they were all some earthy videos of awkward dances.
"Dad vomited, what kind of demons and monsters are these?"
"Three words, no taste, can't eat!"
"Delay for a week, that's it? That's it?"
"In the future, don't call the big canteen, just call it the vomiting black clinic. ”
"Where's King Han? What about Godfather? What about Sister Fake? Daddy's anesthetic hasn't been put on the operating table, so give me this?"
On the barrage, a group of people complained one after another, disappointed.
Without celebrities, this video is really difficult to eat.
Seeing that there was only the last minute left in the video, and there was still half a bowl of rice, when everyone was worried, a line of words floated out "The Boring Life of the Rich Second Generation".
Then, a Rolex watch emerges.
"I, I looked at my Rolex, not to see the time, but to inadvertently let you know that I am a rich second-generation ......"
In the blink of an eye, the one-minute video ended.
The tone of the light mo, the elegant environment, the cold facial paralysis, the absurd behavior, the whole video is full of strong pretense and absurdity.
A group of fans watched the big canteen in order to pretend to be forced, in order to enjoy the pleasure of being crushed by IQ, but as a result, pretending to be forced instead of being pretended?
"Madan, look at it again!"
The barrage is a little cold, and everyone's hearts are a little complicated.
Put down the rice bowl in your hand, click replay, and pull the video straight to the last minute.
It's still that paralyzed and handsome face, and it's still indifferent and can't make a wave, it sounds leisurely and calm, and it really gives people a sense of boredom.
There are many old birds who watch "The Great Canteen" all year round, and their vision is extremely accurate, and after watching it over and over again, they naturally see the extraordinaryness of this video.
At first glance, the plot is absurd and exaggerated, but in fact, it is a satire of society with black humor, and some people even feel that they are the top ten employees in the video, overdrawing their bodies and working hard to win the title of top ten employees.
As a result, in the end, he was fired by his boss at will, because life was too boring?
The most important thing is that although the cost of this movie is not very high, it is much better than those shoddy and vindictive TV series.
I'm a fighter and I'm being chased by a group of Fighting Saints, but I'm not panicking at all, because their horses aren't as fast as mine?
"Good work, good work!"
However, although this short video is very good, it still does not prevent the UP Lord from ascending to heaven and exploding!
We can't spray the author of this video, can't we spray our own son?
Everyone came to pinch the rice, and you ended up giving the dads a lemon pickled meal?
is handsome and rich second generation, and he still uses an under-beaten tone to say that his life is boring and boring, listen, is this what people say?
So, a group of people opened the homepage of the website with a blank face and clicked Report UP Owner.
"Videos are easy to cause discomfort, it is recommended to seal them forever!"
"After watching the video of the UP master, I can't eat for three days, so I recommend sealing it forever!"
"I didn't have anesthetics, and now the doctor asked me to have an amputation, and I recommend that it be sealed forever!"
"I'm in the hospital now, I just finished a routine checkup, and the result of the test was hyperacidity, and it is recommended to seal it forever!"
One by one, the report information was brushed over, and after everyone finished reporting, they endured the discomfort and continued to watch it in a loop, and their minds were full of that evil smiling face.
The more you look at it, the more sour it becomes, and the more sour you are, the more you want to see it.
Some people even flipped to the original author of the video, only to find that the author only updated this episode, so they had to silently click on it and continue to spray the smell of soil.
……
At night, the earthy insects were so weak that they logged in to the account of station B and wanted to explore the limelight.
As a result, I unexpectedly found that my account only had one system message, and there was no overwhelming message abuse as I imagined.
You must know that there were a lot of sunspots spraying him at the peak of "The Next Rice Canteen" before, and this quiet situation is a miracle.
"Are you still satisfied with this video, and you plan to be elegant and easy-going with me in the future?"
He got some system news, and planned to show up to say hello to his fathers, and the next video will pick up two advertisements for dinner.
"Dear UP owner, in view of the fact that too many users have reported that your video has illegal information, my account will be temporarily suspended for one day, and I hope you will abide by laws and regulations in the future and jointly maintain a good original environment. ”
Earthy insects: "What about the elegance and easy-going that you said?"