1950 Hilarious oolong
"Don't you know about this? Oh, I thought you were interested in him because of this. Jimmy finally found his first baggage.
Lan Li still didn't panic, raised his eyebrows, and asked curiously, "So, are you sure that the scale of the show doesn't matter?" Judging from the topic at the beginning, I thought your scale still needs to be controlled. "Draco's crush on Harry was mentioned, isn't that sure it angers fans of the original?
"Oh, rest assured, rest assured. Jimmy waved his hand, "A lot of things have changed now, and our scale is completely fine now, I don't quite know exactly what you and Graham Norton said, but as long as those topics don't come up on our show, there's no problem." ”
Just said "it's okay", and then drew the line. Jimmy has finally found a bit of form and put his style to the test.
"This is your first time starring in my show, it doesn't matter, we can still slowly run in and get familiar with the state. Jimmy continued, "You know, you and Alan have been flattering each other for a long, long time, and your friendship with Jay is something I envy, but you've never been to my show. ”
"So...... Is it my fault?" Lan Li dragged out his voice and said meaningfully-is it really good to blame the guests like this? More importantly, Jimmy has only been in charge of "The Tonight Show" for four months, and Lan Li just hasn't entered the publicity period, so it's normal that the schedule doesn't fit.
Jimmy blinked, half a beat slower to react, he obviously didn't mean that, Lan Li's distorted understanding suddenly became strange, and then shook his head again and again, just now he took the initiative, and in the blink of an eye, he fell into passivity again, "No, no, no, of course it's not your fault......"
Looking at Jimmy, who was a little in a hurry, Lan Li took the initiative to comfort him, "I mean, obviously I don't appear in the late-night show, mainly because I'm worried that the scale is too big and I can't get it back, which is not good for my public relations image." ”
Watching Lan Li's serious self-blackening, the smile of the audience never came down, and Jimmy also turned his head to look at the audience with a shocked face, as if asking: What happened? Things seem to be a little out of control?
Originally, Lan Li thought that Jimmy would be able to pick up his stalk - the time slot of the late-night show is actually a very interesting time in the United States, because late-night hours tend to be more daring and adventurous, and he and Jimmy can continue to talk about this topic, but unfortunately, Jimmy missed the opportunity.
Lan Li didn't care either, and then said, "Although I've never appeared in your show, I heard about the show idea about Halloween candy, it's really a genius idea, a bit of an 80s spoof comedy style, and some adjustments have been made according to the era of social networks, it's very interesting." ”
This is a simple and clear stalk, without any difficulty, and it can even be said to be polite and smooth in social situations, as if Jimmy said that he was a fan of Lan Li, and Lan Li also gave back in friendship, but at this time, Jimmy was stunned, he didn't keep up with the rhythm, kept silent, and then there was a blank in the talk show scene - although it was only half a beat, but the rhythm was still very weird, and then Jimmy hurriedly added, "Halloween candy?"
"No, it's just the kids asking for Halloween candy and the parents pretending to eat it all......" Lan Li then explained.
Jimmy was stunned and said stupidly, "That's Jimmy-Kimmel." ”
Silent.
One second.
Two seconds.
"Hahahaha!" Jimmy Fallon slapped the table and looked up and laughed, he couldn't stop at all, especially when he saw Lan Li's slightly stiff eyes, this was simply the funniest and craziest moment since the start of "The Jimmy Tonight Show" - and even since Lan Li's official debut.
Even more than the "Harry Potter" moment just now!
The whole audience was already laughing like crazy, everyone in the studio scene was staggering and laughing, even the staff were full of stunned clapping and laughing, especially seeing Lan Li's stunned and dazed expression, this is definitely a moment worth remembering, it is really rare!
Lan Li's thoughts also paused for a moment, literally: Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Canmore, although they are both Jimmy, are two talk show hosts.
Immediately, Lan Li reacted: Oolong.
Jimmy Canmore, another comedian, who came from a "Saturday Night Live" background but a radio host, entered the industry in 1989 and went through a long period of obscurity at the beginning of his career, until 1999, when he found his place on Comedy Central, which started a new phase of his career.
In 2003, Jimmy Canmore was on ABC TV and officially owned his own show, "Jimmy Chicken Feather Show", and his witty, maverick hosting style has also become a beautiful landscape; he used to be a late-night show, and it wasn't until 2013 that he mentioned the evening show, head-to-head with classic talk shows such as "The Tonight Show".
While "The Jimmy-Chicken Feather Show" has never won the ratings of Jay Renault's "The Tonight Show," he also has his own unique viewership.
In 2011, Jimmy Canmore started an innovative link, the "Halloween Candy Game", on Halloween night or the next day, parents deceive the children, saying that they have eaten all the candy that the children have asked for before, and then take pictures of the children's real reactions and send them to the program team, which will be edited and broadcast.
This spoofed game-style session has caused a sensational viral spread throughout North America, and has become the flagship show of "Jimmy-The Chicken Feather Show".
Lan Li's knowledge of talk shows is relatively limited, Jay Leno's retirement made him appear on Jimmy Fallon's show for the first time, and Nathan enthusiastically promoted some of the information of the host "Jimmy" to Lan Li, the most famous of which is undoubtedly "Halloween Candy Game", which led to today's oolong.
Embarrassed.
This is definitely the most embarrassing moment in the history of Lan Li - such a low-level, such a rude and reckless mistake, it really shouldn't happen, and if Lan Li was the host and sat in Jimmy's place, Lan Li would never like such a moment, even if it was just a talk show.
In the midst of the laughter of the audience, Lan Li couldn't help but hold his forehead, and the only thought in his mind now was: I choose to die immediately.
The more relaxed and exciting the conversation was before, the more embarrassed and depressed the current situation became, and Lan Li had never faced such a ridiculous moment.
This should be...... A classic moment in his career, right? Although it is not the way Lan Li wants, it is probably not the way that most actors want.
In fact, Lan Li can now shift the blame to Nathan, or pretend that nothing happened, or use a joke to cover up his mistake - if he wants, he can have many ways to resolve his predicament, but Lan Li believes that those perfunctory responses are another faux pas for Jimmy Fallon, and he should not shirk the responsibility, but should be brave enough to take responsibility.
Lan Li raised his right hand, rubbed his faintly twitching temples, and felt extremely ridiculous, the more he thought about it, the funnier it became, and then let out a long breath and said to Jimmy, "If you want to kick me out of the studio now, or just declare that you will never watch my movie, I can definitely understand 100%. ”
The embarrassed and restrained smile, as well as the frank and self-reproachful words, once again made the audience burst into laughter - such an embarrassed and flustered Lan Li is definitely unprecedented, even at the Sundance Film Festival, Lan Li was forced to watch a video highlight of his mistake on the spot, and the public execution was not so nervous.
Jimmy had already laughed until his abdominal muscles came out, and he could also sense Lan Li's embarrassment, so he finally controlled his laughter and said seriously, "Lan Li, it's okay, it's really okay, don't worry, between me and Jimmy Canmore, I'm often misidentified, please don't worry, I'm used to it." If you want to do it all over again, we can do it all over again, you know, our show is pre-recorded and we can record it from scratch. ”
The audience agreed with applause and cheers: they didn't mind re-recording it.
Lan Li waved his hand and said helplessly, "Thank you very much for your relief, but I don't care, I can accept the fact that I am stupid today, this is a fact, in daily life, I also occasionally do some stupid things, I have learned to accept the fact that I am not perfect a long time ago." The self-deprecating and self-deprecating way of ridicule made the laughter on the scene unable to stop at all.
Lan Li looked at Jimmy at any time, still with a hint of worry on his face, "But...... Are you sure? If that's part of another show, and we mention it on the show, do you know it's okay? I thought it was an unwritten convention, wait, are you a ratings competitor?"
"Yes, we are competitors in the same schedule. Jimmy said cheerfully, further increasing Lan Li's guilt - this allowed him to regain the initiative, because in the whole of Hollywood, no one had ever made Lan Li so embarrassed, and Jimmy's current show was obviously smooth, and the taunts and ridicule were back online.
Who would have thought that recording a show would be able to experience such ups and downs, and Jimmy is now refreshed, gearing up to push the show to a whole new high, and he is now truly enjoying it completely, and he is having a lot of fun.
After a slight pause, Jimmy saw Lan Li's helpless smile - because of guilt and apology, Lan Li did not fight back, which gave Jimmy the upper hand, and deliberately waited for that emotion to torment Lan Li for a short time before he continued, "...... But don't worry, we've got Lanli, and I don't think Canmore's ratings can compete with us. ”
Roar, roar, roar!
The audience began to collectively coax, and the scene was very lively.