Chapter 88: The Unluckiest Blind Date Man in History
it!
Lin Yue took two steps back alertly, let go of Wang Chao's hand, endured and endured it before he took a bite on that hateful hand, and shouted angrily: "Wangwang......"
Your grandson is looking for death!
Wang Chao got up with a smile and said to Chen Jing: "The little guy is quite fierce, it's really fun." ”
Chen Jing glanced at Lin Yue fondly, and said with a smile: "The doll is usually very well-behaved, maybe it's because I don't know you very well." ”
Wang Chao seemed to recall something, and said in an exclamatory tone: "When I was a child, I especially wanted to raise a puppy, and in order to buy a dog, I secretly took more than 200 yuan from home and hid it under the bed, but my mother turned it out, and I was beaten without saying anything, and the money was confiscated for me, and I haven't cultivated it until now." ”
Chen Jing said with empathy: "Me too, I bought the doll secretly, and I had a big fight with my mother over it, but my mother now spoils it more than me, which makes people cry and laugh." ”
The two seemed to have found a common language all of a sudden, and the strangeness of meeting for the first time quickly decreased, and they walked into the gate of the park side by side, talking and laughing, and the atmosphere was very harmonious.
Is there any mistake, this grandson talked to Jingjing and actually used Lao Tzu as a talker?
Is it tolerable or unbearable, he must be killed!
Lin Yue was ruthless in his heart, and a pair of small black bean eyes stared at Wang Chao with fire, so ...... How can this grandson die?
He was thinking in his heart, just a football flew from the sky, his eyes suddenly lit up, his divine thoughts were thrown out in an instant, and between the lightning and flint, the football inexplicably drew a strange arc in the air that violated the laws of physics, so clever that it couldn't be more coincidental, and it couldn't be more coincidental and couldn't be more squarely slammed on Wang Chao's face.
With a muffled sound of "bang", Wang Chao, who was caught off guard, was smashed by the huge kinetic energy of the football, and the whole person stumbled back, and the football rebounded and flew out of the distance.
"Ahh......h You're getting a nosebleed!"
Wang Chao was stunned, and it took a while to react, and just as he was about to speak, several sixteen or seventeen-year-old boys ran over from a distance, and the one who took the lead said with a guilty face while bowing: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just kicked the flawed, you ...... Are you alright?"
Wang Chao's eyes widened, a foul sentence came to his mouth, and suddenly woke up that there was a little beauty next to him who was on a blind date, swallowed the curse words, barely squeezed out a somewhat distorted smile, and said generously: "I'm fine, but you have to be careful when you play football, see how dangerous this is." ”
A few of the older boys breathed a sigh of relief, said a few more words of sorry, embarrassed, and turned around and ran back to play.
At this time, Chen Jing took out a tissue from his bag and handed it to Wang Chao, Wang Chao said thank you, took the tissue to wipe his nosebleed, and accidentally used a little more force, touched his injured nose, and the pain made him inhale.
finally wiped the nosebleed clean, but Wang Chao's nose swollen at a visible speed, first red, and then gradually turned from red to purple, like a large bitter gall hanging on his face.
Chen Jing bit her lower lip gently, she knew that this was a bit rude, but if she didn't do this, she would laugh out loud, wouldn't it be even more rude?
As for the initiator of the accident, a certain little white dog had no scruples at all, hiding to the side and showing a wicked smile.
Grandson, fighting with Lao Tzu, this is the beginning!
Wang Chao behaved very decently, not at all embarrassed by the irrepressible smile in Chen Jing's eyes, and asked generously: "Am I looking bad now?"
Chen Jing couldn't help but laugh and said, "It's still ...... OK. ”
Wang Chao took out his mobile phone, took a look at himself with the selfie function, and could still laugh, laughing and laughing at himself: "Laugh if you want to laugh, I'm really funny like this." ”
Chen Jing couldn't help but burst out laughing, and then said apologetically: "I'm sorry......"
"It's okay!" Wang Chao said freely: "I can Bojun smile, I think this ball is not in vain, do you know, you smile very beautifully." ”
it!
Why is this grandson so shameless?
A strong alarm suddenly sounded in Lin Yue's head, and the eyes that looked at Wang Chao became more and more unkind.
Chen Jing's pretty face flushed slightly, and said, "Do you say that to all girls?"
Wang Chao raised his hand and swore as if he said: "Heaven and earth conscience, absolutely not!"
Chen Jing wrinkled her nose playfully and said, "It's strange to believe you." ”
With Lin Yue's understanding of Jingjing's sister, he could already be sure that in just a few minutes of their first acquaintance, Wang Chao's grandson left a very good impression on Chen Jing.
The atmosphere was not disturbed by the chaotic entry of a football, and the two people who continued to walk side by side talked and laughed, but seemed to really have a little blind date feeling.
Lin Yue was angry and jealous, racking his brains in his heart about how to clean up Wang Chao, and at this time he realized that it seemed to be difficult to give Wang Chao a lesson that was enough for him to remember for a lifetime as he wished.
The reason is very simple, in broad daylight, you must not use too supernatural means, in case it attracts the attention of the relevant departments.
In this way, many of his methods will not be used......
However, this did not stump Lin Yue, after all, he is now a human, demon, and spirit of the three cultivations in one, even in the Xianxia world, it can be said to be unique, and even a great wonder that has never been seen in the past, cleaning up an ordinary person is a hairy egg!
There was a magpie falling on a big tree next to it, chirping happily, Lin Yue turned his head to look over, and his eyes lit up again, it's you!
In the world of Xianxia, the demon clan can even drive powerful demon beasts like fingers, and it is not too easy to command a magpie.
Of course, it is not so simple to really drive birds and beasts like a finger, at least a little white dog with two knives who is halfway out of the house and only relies on the demon clan inheritance in the demon pill will definitely not be able to do it, but he didn't plan to let the magpie do anything particularly complicated, just the simplest instinct......
Lin Yue released a trace of extremely subtle demonic power, and tapped it on the magpie's head, instilling his own thoughts into it.
The magpie that was shaking its head and tail and jumping between the branches was stunned at this moment as if it had been immobilized, and then flew up violently, landing on Wang Chao's head.
It happened too suddenly, Wang Chao was completely caught off guard again, and when he reacted and subconsciously reached out to touch his head, the magpie had already flown away.
His first reaction was to feel that something was wrong with the touch of his palm in his hair, and there was a strange feeling of stickiness.