The journey home was long and boring, and when I went through the security check before boarding, I was slightly delayed for a moment because the deadly small steel crossbow was found. Fortunately, Wang Lan's work card is still a little useful, plus the three huge certificates that Lin Miao just got yesterday that she carried with her, after the security personnel looked through it, they looked at Lin Miao's innocent little appearance, and the red scarf on his chest and the three bars on his arms, plus the colleagues next to him exclaimed that they had just seen Lin Miao's English show fly on TV yesterday, so they reluctantly believed that the small steel crossbow was just a "well-made handicraft" as Lin Miao said, and then decisively asked Wang Lan to take the luggage to check in-

Just kidding, this level of big killer, not to mention that you are just a national outstanding primary school student, you are "the world's most awesome college student", and those who should be disarmed must also be disarmed on the spot! Hundreds of lives on the plane, if you can take it with three broken certificates, then you still need them to use the eggs of airport security personnel?!

At half past eight o'clock, he came out of the small dark room of the airport's security check, boarded the plane at 9 o'clock, and then I don't know which one did something stupid outside similar to throwing coins into the plane engine, and finally dragged it until almost 10 o'clock in the morning, and the plane to Dongou City finally set sail. And in this long waiting time, Lin Miao easily brushed another set of math problems, and once again proved her innocence to the young ladies who distributed melon seeds, peanuts, and ham sausages on the plane.

When the plane went into the blue sky, Wang Lan and Qingqing finally breathed a sigh of relief.

In the past, every time they went on a business trip, they felt that time flies, as long as they took an afternoon to listen to the leader blow a, and at other times they had a good trip to see the great rivers and mountains of the motherland. But this time when Lin Miao came out, it was obviously the least personal restriction, but it turned out to be extremely uncomfortable and tired. Before returning home, I also caught up with a public security incident, and almost didn't recruit the police comrades in the capital.

Wang Lan turned his head to look at Lin Miao, who had already stuffed the scroll into his small schoolbag, and thoughtless his two small steel crossbows, and couldn't help but ask, "Miao Miao, what are you doing when you go out with that thing?"

Lin Miao performed his eighteenth-level fool trick with Wang Lan and said, "My toy?"

"Yes......" Wang Lan nodded a little uncertainly.

Lin Miao smiled innocently: "Of course it's to bring toys out for fun! what else can you do?"

Wang Lan said with a tangled face: "But that toy is very dangerous, do you usually shoot that little steel crossbow everywhere?"

"Nope. Lin Miao said very righteously, "How can I shoot indiscriminately everywhere? With such a good technique, I must have a target, precise delivery, and precise guidance! How can random shooting show my skill?"

Wang Lan felt dizzy in an instant, and immediately straightened up and said, "Auntie confiscated those two toys of yours!"

Lin Miao stared at Wang Lan and said slowly: "Auntie, you believe me, I have a way." Not only do I have a way, but I also have a ticket. You confiscate my toys today, and I'll order them tomorrow, maybe it's a Zhuge crossbow. ”

Wang Lan was furious, her voice was much louder, and she shouted, "What the hell are you doing with that thing?"

Several passengers on the side were noisy, and they all threw "this old lady is so unqualified" eyes to Wang Lan.

A young lady who distributed melon seeds, peanuts, and ham sausages immediately walked up and reminded Wang Lan in a soft voice: "This lady, please talk to the child in a slightly lower voice, so as not to affect the rest of the other guests." ”

Wang Lan hurriedly apologized.

As soon as the stewardess left, Wang Lan lowered her voice again and asked Lin Miao in a low voice: "Miao Miao, you tell your aunt the truth, what do you want to do when you take that toy out?"

Lin Miao thought for a while, and asked Wang Lan rhetorically: "Auntie, when I was kidnapped half a year ago, you seem to be the commander-in-chief of the scene, right?"

Wang Lan chuckled in her heart: "Yes...... So what do you want to do? If you meet someone who kidnaps you in the future, you can use that ......."

"Of course not, how can a socialist successor like me, who is pure in temperament, full of goodwill to the world, and willing to give everyone who makes mistakes a chance to mend his ways, be so hasty and careless of human life, this is not in line with my concept of the rule of law, nor is it in line with my principles of life. For those who have made mistakes, I always believe that they can be corrected, how can I be so cruel to punish and take people's lives if they don't agree with each other?" Lin Miao forced a call, and asked the little secretary through Wang Lan, "Sister Qingqing, do you agree with what I just said?"

Qingqing was a little confused and didn't know how to answer.

The other passengers in the cabin first heard a shout of admiration, all of which were in the local dialect of Dongou City.

"Huang Tian (I mean a god)! This kid is really special!"

"Damn, Lao Tzu will not have as many idioms as this child!"

"How can you compare your illiterate with other children? The child was on the international channel yesterday, and Lao Wang can't even get on it if he wants to!"

"It's Lin Guorong's son, right? Eh, it's such a coincidence, you met a prodigy?!"

"Eh, that leader, don't take children's things, and you're not a child's parent, you have to be reasonable as a leader!"

It's not uncommon to take a plane in ninety-five years, but the people who can fly around are more or less people who have a little weight in their respective fields. Therefore, the old Wang in these mouths naturally refers to the second-in-command of Dongou City, Comrade Wang Jianxin.

There was a commotion in the cabin, but the flight attendants didn't care.

If a person is blind and noisy, it is called disturbing the people, and if a group of people are blind and noisy, it is to take the initiative to change the environment of the journey.

It has nothing to do with their crew......

Wang Lan's face turned black by this group of reckless words about the government as nothing.

In the realm of the capital, she is an insignificant small division.

But now the plane is already flying towards Dongou City, she, a division-level boss, is shaking her legs and shaking the whole city!

Seeing that the leader was in a big fire, the little secretary Qingqing hurriedly said to Wang Lan: "Miao Miao, you tell your sister! Why do you want to bring such dangerous things out? Aren't you afraid of hurting others? It's not that it doesn't hurt others, and it's not good to hurt yourself!"

Lin Miao nodded: "Well, you're right. ”

Qingqing stared at Lin Miao, the two looked at each other for a full four or five seconds, and then asked a little blindly, "What else?"

Lin Miao asked rhetorically, "What else?"

Qingqing was so anxious that he stared: "Except that I am right...... And then what?"

"And then it's gone. Lin Miao replied lightly, before Qingqing and Wang Lan went crazy at the same time, Youyou added, "I think it is really necessary for you to put yourself in the shoes of us rich people." When my dad didn't have half a dime, I was kidnapped once for some reason, and now my dad has money to drink soy milk every day, drink a bowl and spit a bowl, and rinse his mouth with soy milk.

Auntie, sister, the rivers and lakes are sinister, and the heart of guarding against people is indispensable. Sometimes, in the dead of night, I think about it carefully, if I can't get along one day, I want to kidnap myself and ask my father for money!

Alas...... So it's really pitiful for the hearts of parents all over the world, I just think that if I am really kidnapped by kidnappers one day, you have to block the news, and you want 100,000 fire first responders, for so long in the middle, if I have no self-protection ability at all, my life is not good and someone tears up the ticket, my small life is still a trivial matter, but my parents have to be sad for me for a long time, then the matter is relatively big. And you, if you don't do things effectively, you should be held accountable or held accountable......

So what do you think I'm a gentleman hiding in my body? Do you think I want to punish evil, or do I want to show force? There's no need! Now the whole world knows that I'm a weak scholar! I take a small toy on my body, what can I do but defend myself? After all, I'm not for family happiness and social stability, I bring toys on the plane for the sake of all of you!"

Wang Lan and Qingqing were stunned by Lin Miao, staring at him in confusion and speechless-

Can you call it "and then gone"?

At the same time, there was another buzz in the cabin.

"Huang Tian! What the hell am I ...... This kid is so good at saying that the dead are alive!"

"Kid, can you sign Uncle?"

"You're thinking about fart! This kid's words won the international gold medal, and now the words are sold by one!"

"Kid, how much is your word?"

Lin Miao was not polite at all, and decisively quoted a price: "One thousand yuan per word! Eight percent off for more than ten words, and five percent off for more than one hundred words!"

The crowd in the cabin fell silent instantly.

But no one thinks there is anything wrong with this price, mainly because they calculated the account and found that they couldn't afford it.

Seeing this, Lin Miao sighed regretfully.

Speaking of calligraphers or something, it's really easy to make money......

I knew that I shouldn't be so greedy, and I just reported 500 yuan a word.

But now it's not good to change it casually, otherwise you won't be able to hurt yourself......

By the way, after two days, let's go to the city calligraphers association first, how can I forget this matter......

You have to hold a certificate to work, so that business can be done with peace of mind......

Everyone suddenly fell silent, and after a while, the people in the cabin fell asleep one by one.

Wang Lan finally stopped talking to Lin Miao about the small steel crossbow, but after a while, the cabin was completely quiet.

Only occasionally would there be one or two snores around the corner, but they would stop abruptly.

It's a tiring ride, and everyone is tired.

Lin Miao fell asleep, and was woken up by Qingqing halfway through and had lunch.

It wasn't until almost 2 p.m. that he regained his senses as the plane jolted.

……

10 minutes later, Lin Miao followed Wang Lan and Qingqing off the plane, and was stopped by the enthusiastic citizens who were traveling with him and took turns to take a group photo.

Miao Ye was in a good mood after landing, and all those who came did not refuse, Wang Lan saw that he couldn't get out for a while, so he simply asked Qingqing to go to get his luggage first, and then meet in the underground parking lot. Qingqing naturally didn't say anything, turned his head and went.

It's just that a few minutes later, Qingqing, who ran to get his luggage, hurriedly ran back, panting, excited and flustered: "Minister Wang, it's so lively outside." All of them came to pick up Miao Miao, the police came to pull the strings, and the banners were all pulled up! A lot of reporters came!"

When Wang Lan heard this, she was slightly stunned at first, but immediately showed a natural smile.

How can I say that Lin Miao also won the title of "National Top Ten Best" this time, not to mention the first time in the history of Dongou City-

This is the first time in the history of Qujiang Province!

Also, in addition to the top ten titles, being on CCTV is also big news, right? Moreover, Geng Bin promised Lin Miao that Lin Miao would go to the Spring Festival Gala, and she also told the Municipal Propaganda Department in advance last night, and it is estimated that at this time, all the media in the city should know. Isn't it normal for so many heavyweight news to gather together, Lin Miao came back from the capital, reporters picked up the airport, and the police maintained order?

"Come on, come on, what's the panic?" Wang Lan said with a smile, but she couldn't wait to see what kind of battle it was outside, so she stopped the citizens who were about to take a group photo endlessly, and shouted, "Let's let go! The child will still be interviewed by reporters, and everyone will have the opportunity to shoot again in the future!

Wang Lan pushed aside the crowd and walked out, and at this time, several ground staff at the airport also came out, intending to take the two of them to the VIP channel, but they were seriously rejected by Wang Lan and Lin Miao at the same time.

With such a pretending scene, what is there to hide!

These ground crews are not only ignorant, they are simply ignorant!

So the ground staff had no choice but to be bodyguards and help Lin Miao and Wang Lan squeeze through the crowd and go out.

The group walked and stopped, and came out of the airport passage a few minutes later, Lin Miao raised his eyes and looked, and the front was really red flags, crowds of people, and the huge banner read, "Warmly welcome Lin Miao's classmates back with honors", and even arranged for two little girls to hold flowers, and the blush on their faces was as bright as a monkey's buttocks, so frightened that Lin Miao pulled Qingqing and shouted: "I was wrong! I should have taken the VIP channel!"

But it's still too late......

As soon as Lin Miao appeared, dozens of reporters from the Dongou City media at the scene almost broke the cordon, and they didn't even want their lives in order to take a broken photo. When the police comrades worked hard to stop them, the two big sisters with heavy makeup, who actually had a good foundation, rushed to Lin Miao's side under the guidance of Comrade Liang Yanhong, the leader of the Municipal Education Bureau, and stuffed the flowers into his arms. While Lin Miao was stained by four flaming red lips, the flashing lights in front of him lit up. Lin Miao felt that he had been blind for a few seconds, and when he opened his eyes, he found that he had been pushed out of the passage.

A bunch of reporters who don't see how crazy they are on weekdays, God knows if they were misled by the TV series today, they rushed up and surrounded Lin Miao and Wang Lan, and asked nonsense - it seems that they don't want answers at all, they just want to interject casually.

"Minister Wang, I heard that Lin Miao has confirmed that she is going to this year's Spring Festival Gala, right?"

"What is the program for the child to go to the Spring Festival Gala?

"How did the child get taken by the crew of the Spring Festival Gala? Is it because the director took a fancy to his performance at the awards ceremony yesterday?"

"Lin Miao!" A scream sounded in the chaotic crowd.

Lin Miao raised his eyes and unexpectedly found He Shengming's figure.

Ding Shaoyi stood beside him and beckoned to Lin Miao very calmly.

Lin Miao felt that the photo was almost taken, although he didn't pretend to be it, but thinking that "Dongou Daily" and Dongou City TV are now similar to his family, it seems that there is no need to pretend too much with the hometown media, so he said loudly to Wang Lan: "Auntie! Someone is coming to pick me up! I'll leave it to you here!"

Wang Lan also wanted to hold Lin Miao, but Lin Miao slipped out of the gap first.

Lin Miao rushed to Ding Shaoyi's side and shouted at Qingqing again: "Qingqing, remember to take my toy back! The toy is here! You have lost the toy and come to see you!~"

Qingqing pouted when he heard this.

What do you mean by coming to see me, this little kid will become so arrogant as soon as he returns to Dongou City......

"Auntie, let's go, let's go!" Lin Miao took Ding Shaoyi's hand and urged, "If you are a star, you must learn to protect yourself, overexposure will affect my commercial value......

Ding Shaoyi didn't listen to Lin Miao's nonsense, first hugged Lin Miao very dignifiedly, turned her back to the banner, and asked the reporter of "Dongou Daily" to take two clear frontal photos, and then said with a smile: "It's still early, I borrowed you from your parents for 2 hours, go back with me for an interview first, and at 5 o'clock in the evening, my aunt will take you to the Overseas Chinese Hotel and give you a celebration banquet." ”

Lin Miao was very helpless when she heard this, and sighed: "Why bother, but I just won three national awards, went back to CCTV news, and then went to the Spring Festival Gala to perform a show, just a little achievement, as for such hard work?......

An acquaintance walked over to the side, He Chaoying gently pinched Lin Miao's face, and said with a smile: "Okay, it's cheap, and it's good." Tomorrow, Auntie's unit will also find you something, don't run around with people after class, someone from Auntie's unit will pick you up. ”

"Do you have extra work, do you have an appearance fee?"

"What do you say?"

Lin Miao was very melancholy: "I'm just an eight-year-old junior high school student, why do I have to bear so much applause and flowers......"

"Eh, what about the bouquet of flowers you had just now?"

"Thrown. ”

"Why throw it?"

"The sister who sent the flowers is not as good-looking as my Lily, and she can't bear it when she sees things and thinks about people. ”

“……”