Chapter 3: Why doesn't it smell good?
One afternoon, everyone else was handing out flyers, and Xijing was so mysterious that he went to talk to some girls.
The performance is not very skilled, and the objects selected are all good-looking, and they can score 70 points or higher.
It's not that he despises those who don't look good, the main thing is that everyone is not in the same circle and has no common topic.
Facts have proved that there are not a few people who are frivolous about love like a senior sister, and there are not a few people who have lost their opinions, and in an afternoon, Xijing took the initiative to talk to 6 girls and was accosted 24.
There are more than a dozen people who choose to believe that he is the second generation of wealth, and the rest of the people have taken the initiative to add WeChat even if they still have doubts, and they are gentle.
"Handsome guy, the coming day is long, some things have to be tasted slowly, I will definitely believe it in the future. β
"Little brother, I just bought a few peaches, they are very sweet, do you want to come to my house to eat." β
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Full of information, Xijing rubbed his eyebrows, always feeling that his innocence was threatened, and ruthlessly, he pulled this group of people into a group, the group name is "Harmony Divine Beast High-Risk Group"!
A few minutes later, watching this group of women go from being confused, to being angry, to accusing each other of being fox spirits, to setting up white lotus characters for each other, Xijing felt that this wave was stable.
Solid fortresses are often split from within, and the affairs of the people are ultimately left to the people.
"Senior brother, are you leaving?"
Senior Sister Li Danxue was full of tears, crying, and very aggrieved.
The male god was obviously called by her, and in the end he was almost hooked up by a group of vixens, which is really hateful!
"If I conquer the male god, let him watch the child at home, and he must not show his face!"
Li Danxue secretly made up her mind.
"I'm sorry senior, the flyers are all out. β
"But the junior brother is so tired today, it's too hard, I want to invite the junior to dinner. β
Xijing looked at the recliner in the distance and looked at the large group of forty people: "Actually...... I'm not too tired either. β
"Senior brother, help the senior sister, the road is far away, it's getting dark, and it's dangerous for a girl to go back alone. β
Senior sister looks like if you don't agree, I'll cry to you right away.
"That'...... Alright!"
With a long sigh, Xijing had to agree.
The main reason is that he thinks that what the senior sister said is indeed reasonable, the road is far away and it is dark, and his appearance is too risky outside, and one more person will have a little more chance of escaping.
I just hope that it's not a sheep in the mouth of a tiger.
Ding Dong, Li Danxue's WeChat came with a message.
"What are you doing?"
She glanced at it, replied casually, "It's in the bath!", and then happily pulled the junior to eat.
After a long night, Xijing suddenly felt a little guilty, he saw it very clearly, WeChat was sent by the senior who was one step ahead, and the other party replied, "Then you must be full for dinner." β
On the bus back to school, the honest senior carefully took a screenshot of the chat history with a satisfied smile on his face.
He intercepted the messages of the two people chatting, and when the two of them are together in the future, these are beautiful testimonies. If Danxue finally marries someone else, he will also sincerely bless him, and with these bits and pieces, he will no longer love in this life.
Although, the pictures are not much different.
However, isn't Dan Xue with her junior? Why did she start taking a bath? The honest senior couldn't guess the mystery and fell into deep thought.
Eight o'clock in the evening, 519 dormitory.
Xijing entered the door with a cup of milk tea, and in the bedroom, one was reading a book, and the other two were playing games.
"Elementary school monk, NMSL, didn't you see Lao Tzu stealing the dragon?"
Li Fei operated the nursery with only a big sword in his hand, even if he was four levels behind, he still moved forward, high-profile hit five, the screen went black in an instant, and he scolded angrily.
βNMSLοΌWSND!β
"The brain is useless, please donate a big sword to someone else to steal the dragon? I stole the NM!"
"CNM, if you have the ability to resist it, the right line, Lao Tzu won't spray you to death!"
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The blind monk is not easy to mess with, turning into a pianist in the canyon, the champion of Wendou, five sprays in a second, making Li Fei so angry that he almost fainted to death, so he simply hung up on the spot and prepared a theory.
However, Comrade Li Fei's brain is not very bright, and he is even more disabled, the other party sprays ten sentences, he can only refute one sentence, and it is a string of ***.
Keep up the hard work, bang bang, come out or ***.
"I**you**"
"You**Spiral**"
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The crystal exploded, and the blind monk typed out another paragraph: "Mentally retarded, I can't type a word and come out to line up with my father?" β
"Dear Tencent players, because you hung up, malicious scolding and other behaviors were detected by the system, the sickle of the ruling decided to ban the account for three days, I hope you can abide by the rules of the game in the future, purify the game environment, everyone is responsible......"
"Garbage games...... WCNMβ
Li Fei's eyes were red, he picked up the keyboard and was about to smash it on the computer, hesitated for a while, blew the dust on the keyboard, or sat down slowly, and happened to see Xijing next to him.
"Okay, drink a cup of milk tea to dissipate your anger, you won't be angry about this matter, get a word document in the future, prepare some materials in advance, just copy and paste it when you scold, five sprays in a second, it's not a dream!"
"Am I angry that I can't spray?" Li Fei took a sip of milk tea, and his voice was vague: "I'm angry that he didn't even give me a chance to spray it! β
Li Fei took a sip of milk tea and complained, and after drinking half a cup of milk tea, his anger was almost gone.
"Brother Xi, this milk tea was bought at the school gate, right?"
"Yes, how do you know? Today, the bubble tea shop is doing an event, buy one get one free, it's quite cost-effective. β
"Hehe, is there anything else in this world that I don't know?"
Li Fei smiled proudly: "I have also seen this activity, but Brother Xi, you have been fooled, you have fallen for the tricks of the merchants, and you have lost a lot of money." β
"Why?"
Xijing was surprised, could it be that Li Fei was sprayed by someone and sprayed smart?
"Brother Xi, how many cups of milk tea can you drink alone?"
"A cup. β
"Yes, you see, a cup of milk tea in our school costs ten yuan, which is quite expensive, and not many people buy it, right? β
"That's right. β
"That's the root of the problem. Merchants just caught the hearts of customers who were greedy for cheapness, buy one get one free, and there were more people who bought it all of a sudden. However, if a person drinks at most one cup of milk tea, that is, if you spend ten yuan or only drink one cup, isn't this a big fool?"
Li Fei's eyebrows fluttered, and he patted Xijing's shoulder: "Brother Xi, you taste, you taste!
"Okay, Li Fei, you have detected such a hidden trap, but I have a question. β
"What a question, just ask!"
"This cup of milk tea was given to me by my senior sister, buy one and get one free, one of us two per person, I didn't lose, my senior sister didn't lose, the merchant didn't lose, so who lost?"
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Li Fei was stunned for an instant, and for some reason, the milk tea that was originally fragrant and not good also lost its original taste and was not very fragrant.