"Damn, it's so brain-burning......"

I didn't dare to lose my body, and I had to find a way to fool the stupid girl, and Lin Yue, who hadn't figured out a way to think about it for a long time, was about to lose his hair, and finally the character of the second stunned person was committed, and he muttered angrily in his heart: "Go to the special drop, what's the love, the big deal is to let the stupid girl find out that Lao Tzu sneaked out of the window, jumped from the sixth floor to the outdoor unit of the air conditioner and went down to the first floor......"

Nima, is this something that a four-month-old puppy can do?

The question is how the silly girl will react, whether she will gladly accept his incredible supernatural performance and pamper him as before, or will she be scared to pee and call the police?

If the first result is naturally happy, but if the second is ......

It's a dwarf oil slot!

Even if the chance of the second outcome happening may be minimal, Lin Yue, who is usually reckless and "beep", still does not dare to gamble, because if he loses, he may lose everything.

In fact, even in the first result, there will be other variables, such as whether the quiet girl will show off to others, attract the attention of caring people, or even make a video of a puppy jumping the air conditioner for him, and post it directly on the Internet as an Internet celebrity?

No, I can't let the stupid girl discover Lao Tzu's abnormality, and I have to come up with a solution today!

Don't worry, let's figure it out first......

First of all, what is the problem?

The haunted house refining body will inevitably stain the hair, but he can't give Chen Jing a reasonable answer.

Secondly, can you find a reason that does not affect the refining body, but also perfectly explains the staining of the hair?

, if you can find this reason, what is Lao Tzu's headache here?

Don't be in a hurry, since this idea doesn't work, let's change the way of thinking......

If you can't explain it, you just don't explain it for the time being, what's the problem?

Hey?

It doesn't seem like there's anything wrong with that...... Right?

As long as you can fool the stupid girl......

Yes, the key is how to fool the stupid girl!

Anyway, it can be delayed for a day, if it really can't be delayed......

Then we'll talk about it then!

On Wednesday night, before going to bed, Chen Jing quietly set an alarm clock for 1 a.m. on her mobile phone, but she didn't know that a certain chicken thief's little white dog looked like he was sleeping next to her, but he had been secretly targeting her......

Alarm clocks are such a nasty thing that must be eliminated and eliminated!

When the quiet girl woke up in a daze by a happy tongue that was dirty like a little greyhound, the sky outside was already bright.

Chen Jing looked at Lin Yue, who was smiling at her, speechlessly, and carried him into the bathroom with his fate.

I scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub!

Maybe it's really resigned to her fate, or maybe it's something else, the quiet girl didn't toss anything more on Thursday night, and slept by herself.

But on Friday night, Chen Jing, who couldn't bear it, started a new round of action!

The quiet girl who was washed fragrantly and whitely leaned on the bed to read a novel on her mobile phone, but her eyes were aimed at a little white dog sleeping on the side of the pillow from time to time.

"Anyway, I will have a break tomorrow, I don't have to go to work, even if I stay up all night tonight, it doesn't matter, I have to find the reason why the stinky doll gets dirty every night!"

Chen Jing planned to get married to her dog, but unfortunately her dog didn't have this plan, seeing that the time had passed twelve o'clock, the silly girl still didn't have any intention of sleeping, and she understood everything.

This little master usually sleeps after eleven o'clock, and his life is regular!

Silly girl, think you can watch Lao Tzu without sleeping?

Dream, I will teach you to be a good man today, your uncle will always be your uncle!

"Silly girl, look at Lao Tzu's 'ecstasy'!"

"Ecstasy" is a spell created by the predecessors of the human race on the other side of the Xianxia world inspired by "Psychic Illusion", the effect is similar to hypnotism on the earth, but the power is much greater, and it belongs to the ultimate enhanced version of hypnosis.

After Lin Yue learned the trick of "Ecstasy", he never had a chance to use it, mainly because his strength was too scum, he belonged to the cannon fodder in the sect and was transparent, he could pull a head casually, and his Taoism and realm were much stronger than him.

As for running down the mountain to practice with ordinary people......

When the gang of animals in the sect's rules and regulations hall are special decorations?

The punishment after being caught is definitely worse than death!

But it's no problem to deal with Jingjing girl......

With the recitation of the mantra, the marshmallow ball trembled slightly, releasing an invisible spiritual fluctuation, and Chen Jing's body, who was looking at the phone, suddenly softened, and almost no resistance entered the sweet dream.

"Sleep well, silly girl!"

Lin Yue doted on Chen Jing's face and ran away triumphantly.

In the two days off on the weekend, Lin Yue didn't have to wake up the quiet girl, Chen Jing had a good sleep, and it was already half past nine in the morning when she woke up again.

I don't know if it's because of the long enough sleep time or the very good quality, her spirit is very vibrant, and she doesn't usually have the feeling of being confused when she just woke up, but when she turned her head to see the dirty doll with the tail on the side of the pillow shaking into a small fan, the mood was not good all of a sudden, first she frowned, and then there was a feeling of ridiculousness, Qianqianyu pointed at his black nose, and said angrily: "Stinky doll, sister can't cure you anymore!"

Lin Yue gave Jingjing a little look of contempt: "Wangwang...... Whew......"

Silly girl, what other tricks do you have to let the horse come!

After failing to find the reason why the doll became dirty for a week, Chen Jing really magnified her moves, went out after eating breakfast with Lin Yue, and didn't come back until more than three o'clock in the afternoon, and when she came back, she had two more smart camera boxes in her hand.

Fuck, play high-tech with your uncle?

Lin Yue has a little headache this time, the camera doesn't seem to be easy to deal with......

That night, Chen Jing slept with peace of mind, but Lin Yue stared at the luck of the smart camera on the computer desk, there was one of these things in the bedroom and the living room, with infrared night vision and motion detection automatic recording functions, and the vision could shine on the window by special coincidence......

Nima, Lao Tzu is a congenital realm, how can he be prevented from death by the two cameras?

Why is this so special that it can't make people laugh off their big teeth?

Lin Yue snorted proudly, and had an idea in his heart, and made up a "Ecstasy" for the sleeping Jingjing girl, lest she wake up in the middle of the night because of something, and then jumped out of bed reflexively, and jumped on the computer desk with a slight vertical in the blind corner of the camera's vision.