Chapter 30 Three years starts, the maximum death penalty
Qiao Qiao kicked more than a dozen times in a row and was still angry, Fang Ming opened his mouth when he saw this, "If you continue to continue, you will die." ”
"Yes, Sister Qiaoqiao, you are angry, and we have not been harmed, so be it. ”
Zhang Yan also weakly opened his mouth to persuade, but it was nothing to beat, but if he was really disabled, it would be a big deal, and Liang Hao's family would definitely not give up at that time.
"It's really cheap for him, the next time I meet my mother, my mother has to let him be a eunuch for life. ”
Qiao Qiao waved his hand and made a scissor motion, Fang Ming, who looked at Fang Ming with a murderous expression, felt a chill in his heart, sure enough, how could this woman not change for many years, and she must not be easily offended.
"Little Taoist, were you scared by your sister, it's okay, my sister allows you to play hooligan, as long as your little wife is not jealous. ”
Qiao Qiao saw Fang Ming's expression change, the murderous aura on his face instantly converged, a pair of big eyes blinked, and in an instant, he turned into a goblin with all kinds of amorous feelings.
"Let's get out of here. ”
Fang Ming didn't answer, he could only sigh that the ancients were honest and did not deceive him, and women's emotions were really more changeable than the weather.
"Let's go, find a place to tell you Sister Qiao Qiao what you've been doing all these years, little Taoist, you're good, you've learned to come to this kind of place, it seems that you're good enough as a Taoist." ”
Facing Qiao Qiao's words, Fang Ming could only smile bitterly, there is such a female hooligan on the stall, oh no...... It's a female hooligan and a female goblin, and he can't do anything, the best way is to deal with it in silence.
A few people walked out of the box, Qiao Qiao took Fang Ming directly to the underground parking lot, but Fang Ming made a call to Hua Mingming and asked Hua Ming to come down now.
"What, you still have fox friends playing on it?"
Jojo leaned against the door of a red Ferrari, pulled out a pack of women's cigarettes from his pocket, and lit one with great grace.
"Sister Qiaoqiao, this is not a private space, if you smoke here, if someone sees you secretly photographing it......"
Zhang Yan on the side was a little worried, Sister Qiao Qiao is a star after all, and it will have a bad impact if she was photographed smoking and spread it on the Internet.
"It's okay, this point is when those crowds of demons are dancing, besides, I'm not the spokesperson of the goblins on the Internet, what image is there?"
Hearing Qiao Qiao's words, Zhang Yan was silent all of a sudden, yes, the most commented on Sister Qiao Qiao on the Internet is the goblin, who called Sister Qiao Qiao to have such a charming and charming face.
However, only Zhang Yan knows that although Sister Qiao Qiao's words and deeds are very rogue in her words and deeds, she is actually much better than those stars who are different from the outside, at least she knows that Sister Qiao Qiao has never participated in any dinners and has never had an affair with anyone.
Having said that, when the elevator showed up to the basement parking floor, Jojo opened the door and sat in.
"I said Fang Ming, what are you doing when you call me down, you don't know how resentful those two girls look at me. ”
As soon as Hua Ming stepped out of the elevator, he complained to Fang Ming, and then noticed Zhang Yan standing on Fang Ming's side, a smile instantly appeared on his face, and he threw a look at Fang Ming that I understand.
"That's right, you hooked up with one so soon, although you look average, you don't have that wind and dust, do you want me to take you to the hotel?"
Fang Ming was about to speak, when the Ferrari window rolled down, and Qiaoqiao's pretty face appeared in Hua Mingming's eyes.
"Little Taoist, is this your friend, then you just asked him to send Yanzi home, you get into my car. ”
Fang Ming was a little surprised and didn't know what Han Qiaoqiao's idea was, but after Han Qiaoqiao finished saying this, he rolled up the window again, not giving Fang Ming a chance to refute at all.
"Fang Ming, this woman is good, she looks the same as the big star Han Qiaoqiao, it is estimated that it is aimed at Han Qiaoqiao's face, it is quite successful, I estimate that there are people who are willing to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to sleep with her for one night, after all, it is rumored that Han Qiaoqiao's overnight fee is millions. ”
"What are you talking nonsense, Sister Qiaoqiao is not this kind of person. ”
Zhang Yan on the side immediately refuted angrily after hearing Hua Mingming's words, but Hua Mingming looked at Zhang Yan a little strangely, and muttered, Master, what does the big star I said about you, it seems that you are very familiar with the big star Han Qiaoqiao, and Sister Qiaoqiao's ......
It's just that Hua Mingming was suddenly stunned halfway through muttering......
"Alright, you're in charge of getting her home safely. ”
Fang Ming patted Hua Mingming's shoulder in a daze, and without giving Hua Mingming a chance to speak, he walked to the other end of the car, opened the co-pilot's door, and sat in.
Rumble!
The deafening sound of the motor resounded in the underground parking lot, and the next moment the Ferrari turned into a red streamer and went away at great speed, leaving only a stunned Hua Ming standing in place.
After half a ring, Hua Mingming suddenly took out his mobile phone and opened a social software, searched for Han Qiaoqiao's name, and then clicked on the photo album inside, and found a photo of Han Qiaoqiao and a woman.
Look at the photo, and then look at Zhang Yan standing aside, a few seconds later, a shocking national scolding voice roared out of Hua Mingming's mouth.
"I'm grass, Fang Ming, you're really amazing. ”
At this moment, Fang Ming's image in his heart was instantly very tall, and the reason was that he had just seen the photo in Han Qiaoqiao's album on his mobile phone and there was a sentence under the photo.
"Today's activity is tiring for a day, and my swallows have worked hard. ”
In the photo, Han Qiaoqiao and her assistant Yanzi took a group photo, and the woman in the car looked the same face as Han Qiaoqiao, and the woman outside the car was called Yanzi, and she also had the same face as Han Qiaoqiao's assistant in the photo.
Even if he can't believe it anymore, Hua Mingming must accept this fact, the woman just now is the big star Han Qiaoqiao himself.
And Fang Ming actually got into the car of the big star Han Qiaoqiao, and it was Han Qiaoqiao who took the initiative to invite, and it was close to the second half of the night.
As an old driver, Hua Mingming flashed a lot of pictures in his mind for a moment, and finally these pictures turned into the mountains of Fang Ming.
Real people don't show their faces, this is called a master!
……
The night in the magic capital began to become empty, Qiao Qiao drove the car intently, and Fang Ming didn't speak, just quietly looked at the neon lights on both sides.
Multiply!
The car suddenly braked suddenly, Fang Ming looked at Qiao Qiao, and Qiao Qiao also looked at Fang Ming.
"I remember that your little wife should also be from the magic capital, what, you are together now?"
"No, I've only been here for a few days, and besides, she's not my little wife. Fang Ming explained.
"Isn't it a little wife, I saw some two people on the grass privately make a lifelong promise, if someone is a little bolder......"
Qiao Qiao deliberately dragged out his words, and Fang Ming asked with some curiosity, "What happens if you are a little bolder?"
"Start in three years, the highest death penalty!"
Burst!
Fang Ming's expression became a little embarrassed, he knew that he shouldn't take this witch's words, when he was so young, the other party had exposed the potential of the whole person, and he hadn't had enough of the lesson.
"Okay, I'm not kidding you, let's talk about it, is the demon here to find your little wife this time?"
Qiao Qiao's laughter trembled, not caring at all that some of his spring light had leaked out, and he laughed for a full minute before he stopped and asked.
"My master asked me to bring something for Uncle Ye. Fang Ming replied truthfully.
"Did you see her, then?"
"Nope. ”
"Did you not find her home or did you not see her?"
Fang Ming looked at Qiao Qiao with some surprise, when did this woman gossip so much?
"My master asked me to bring something to Uncle Ye, and I met Aunt Ye. ”
Fang Ming didn't say anything more, but Qiao Qiao kept staring at Fang Ming's eyes, and the next moment his whole face came over, and a pretty face was almost attached to Fang Ming's face, because his body was slightly tilted, the already narrow little cutie suspender couldn't cover the full shape at all, and he could almost see it clearly from Fang Ming's perspective.
Grunt!
Fang Ming swallowed his saliva with difficulty.
"I said that you little Taoist priest is really dishonest, where do your eyes look?"
Qiao Qiao was angry, and Fang Ming was about to explain, but he didn't expect Qiao Qiao to smile at him in a blink of an eye, and then made a frenzied move, he actually shook the little cutie, and said with a delicate mouth: "That's right, what's the use of just looking at it, do you want to let you feel the temperature?"
Fairy, this is a goblin who seduces people and does not pay for his life.
"Don't think sister, I can't guess, I guess you should be angry with your mother-in-law, after all, you are just a little Taoist priest from the countryside, your little wife is so beautiful, how could your mother-in-law agree to this, it won't be driven out directly." ”
Qiao Qiao's cunning eyes flashed with wisdom, "Tsk, just like in the novel, the poor male protagonist was beaten by Bai Fumei's mother, little Taoist, did you say a word to your mother-in-law at that time?"
"What words?" Fang Ming asked subconsciously.
"Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young people to be poor!"
"I ......"
Fang Ming decided, no matter what Qiao Qiao asked, from now on, as long as it was not serious, he would not answer, and he would not ask curiously.
"Don't be so serious, just don't joke with you, but if your little wife doesn't want you anymore, Sister Qiaoqiao I can take care of you, well, at least it's good to be a chef for me, if you conquer my stomach, maybe one day I'll straighten you right." ”
Fang Ming was dumbfounded, he knew what Qiao Qiao meant by the chef, that was when he made a meal for Qiao Qiao and the others in the mountains, it was actually not very delicious, it was just ordinary boiled mushrooms.
The water is mountain spring water, and the mushrooms are freshly picked, and a little seasoning is just put in, mainly because several children were lost at that time, and they felt delicious when they were hungry and cold.
Just like a story that Fang Ming once saw, it was about a prince who encountered a rebellion and left the imperial city to reveal the people, and met an old man who gave him a bowl of rice to satisfy his hunger.
Later, after the rebellion ended, the prince returned to the imperial city until he sat in the back, and the emperor still remembered the bowl of rice, and always felt that it was the most delicious rice in the world, called pearl agate jade rice, and sent people to find it many times.
However, in the end, the investigating officials found that where was the pearl agate jade rice, in fact, it was an old beggar begging for leftovers from a family, but because the emperor was hungry at that time, he thought it was the best delicacy in the world.
The truth is the same.