Moreover, Qin Yang wants to use the technique of traditional Chinese medicine to check the whole class, which is even more nonsense, this is a famous shot, and it is not so efficient.

Yu Xin was going to look at the joke.

Qin Yang began to check, and the first person he checked was a little fat man sitting in the first row.

His hand was on the little fat man's hand, concentrating his mind, feeling the little fat man's pulse.

"The body is fat, in fact, the bones are weak, the physical strength is very weak, I feel weak when I go to the third floor, I like to have nightmares at night, and I always dream that I can't find a girlfriend in the future. Qin Yang said with a smile.

The little fat man immediately blushed: "Teacher Qin, what you said earlier is right, but the last sentence, how can it be right?

"Haha! I don't know, I only know that your little fat man's weakness is mostly caused by low self-esteem, and fat has caused considerable pressure in your heart. ”

"Thinking about it day and dreaming at night, you always feel useless during the day and can't find a girlfriend, so you will naturally do this nightmare at night. Qin Yang patted the little fat man on the shoulder and said.

The little fat man hurriedly buried his head on the table, not daring to speak.

The rest of the people, through the look of the little fat man, also knew that what Qin Yang said must not be the slightest bit wrong.

The classmates were stunned.

Yu Xin was even more surprised! This Qin Yang, it turns out that he knows Chinese medicine?

"No! He must have colluded with the little fat man to make trouble for me. Yu Xin began to have a black belly and Qin Yang.

At this time, Qin Yang had already found the next student.

He carefully observed the skinny student, looked carefully from top to bottom, and said, "Classmate, your pneumonia is very serious. ”

"Teacher, how do you know I have pneumonia?"

"Your teeth are seriously damaged, the edges are ground with tooth marks, obviously a foodie, you like to eat so much, but your body is so thin and thin, there should be a solid disease in your body, look at your right index finger and middle finger are yellow, you are an old smoking gun. ”

Qin Yang gently reached out and gently poked the student's heart, then moved his finger up and slapped him on the chest again.

The student was poked by this and coughed violently.

"Ahem, ahem. ”

When the cough was very violent, the student opened his mouth and spit out a mouthful of bloody sputum.

"Wow! What's going on?"

The people next to this guy were stunned.

Qin Yang said to the student solemnly: "Your alveoli have been seriously damaged, and if you gently push it, there will be so much blood, pay attention in the future, don't smoke, otherwise, you will not be far from death." ”

The student bowed to Qin Yang very respectfully: "Thank you, teacher, my lung disease is indeed very serious, I went to the hospital for examination yesterday, and the hospital has already issued a statement to me that I must quit smoking." ”

"Then you still smoke this morning?" Qin Yang shouted: "If you don't want to die, you have to refrain from it, remember, liking is presumptuous, and love is restraint." ”

"Hmm!"

The student nodded.

And Qin Yang's two hands have already made the students breathtaking.

Everyone applauded: "Teacher Qin, you are too awesome." ”

"Emma, Teacher Qin is very talented. ”

"Bunker, Doctor. ”

"Teacher Qin, hurry up and show me, my constipation is really uncomfortable. ”

Qin Yang smiled and comforted his classmates, saying that everyone had a chance.

While he was treating a third classmate.

Suddenly, Ma Chilan, a Xinjiang girl who has always loved lollipops, said strangely: "Wow! Teacher Qin's medical skills are even more powerful than we imagined." ”

"Why?"

The classmates around her asked.

"You recall, Mr. Qin's deduction of pathology just now basically only relied on the word 'hope', and then the rest is reasoning, which proves that Mr. Qin's theoretical and practical foundations have been perfected. ”

All the students recalled what Qin Yang had just said, but didn't they? They all drew conclusions after observing and observing.

It's like Heifer on a plane - Cow B has gone to the sky.

Yu Xin, who was standing on the podium, had a feeling of being self-conscious, he wanted to find a crack to drill into, but there was no crack to drill, he wanted to turn around and leave, but as soon as he left, he would be even more embarrassed in the future.

He could only stand on the podium in embarrassment, looking at Qin Yang's medical skills.

Qin Yang kept checking the bodies of his classmates.

Until the constipated student was checked, the student's face was already red, and a few words were squeezed out from between his teeth: "Qin ...... Old...... Teacher, come a little later, I'll ...... Only...... He's dead. ”

"Haha! It's still far from death. Qin Yang pulled the student up and said with a smile: "Pour this saliva!" ”

As he spoke, Qin Yang grabbed the cold water on the table and poured it into the student's mouth.

The student drank the water in the cup to the bottom, and still felt that his stomach was bulging: "No, no, my stomach is still very strong, so strong, my intestines are about to explode." ”

Qin Yang lifted the student's collar with a smile and slapped him on the stomach.

Syllable!

The student felt that his intestines were turned over, and a strong sense of defecation came to his heart: "Teacher Qin, you are my own brother, the constipation that has plagued me for two days seems to be better." ”

"Is it through?" Qin Yang slapped with a smile.

"It's done, it's done. ”

"You kid, it's not a small problem, intestinal obstruction, you have a polyp in your intestines. Qin Yang said.

"Alas, Mr. Qin, my brother, you let me, I want to go to the toilet. The student jumped up, and when he walked past Qin Yang, he snorted and let out a very smelly and loud fart.

Qin Yang hurriedly dodged and looked at the student in surprise: "Emma, fortunately, I am agile, otherwise, I would have collapsed by you, and my legs would have been broken." ”

When the classmates listened to Qin Yang's witty words, they all smiled from ear to ear.

Qin Yang stopped his words and continued to look at the rest of the classmates.

Don't really say it.

As soon as he slipped down, no one looked away.

However, Qin Yang's heart was a little disappointed, he shook his head: It is said that there are many people in the sub-health state of modern people, and in our class, there are so many students, only three or four people are in a completely healthy state, which is too worrying.

When Qin Yang finished checking on the last student, the constipated one just now rushed into the classroom, posed several postures in a row to shoot the eagle, and shouted loudly: "Damn! I finally got through, I really got through, it's too enjoyable, it's too enjoyable." ”

Everyone was amused when they saw it.

"Is it through? Do you want to open Selu?"

"I'll go! I saw your face blush yesterday, but today it's finally white. ”

"Celebrate Wang Dali, officially open your bowels!"

After the classmates finished teasing Wang Dali, they gave Qin Yang a sincere applause.

There is no falsification in the applause, it is all real applause.

Qin Yang said with a smile: "My teaching class is very simple, first of all, I want to tell you, this Chinese medicine is not only a theory, but also has its huge practical value, students, learned Chinese medicine, is it handsome?"

Teacher Qin is the most handsome teacher in the world. ”

"It's quite elegant, Mr. Qin, I look at you now, it's like you're alive!"

"If I learn this hand, won't I be able to catch it in the future?"

Everyone patted Qin Yang's ass.

Qin Yang smiled again and said to Xin: "Teacher Yu, the knowledge of traditional Chinese medicine, apply what you have learned, and the right way is the way, not like you, who talks a lot on it, and after speaking, it is not useless?"

"This, this?" Yu Xin was already extremely tired in his heart, but he couldn't say anything to refute Qin Yang.

I only heard Qin Yang on the podium and said loudly: "Teacher Yu, let me send you a word." ”

Say. Yu Xin's mind was full of sweat, he knew that he wouldn't provoke this Qin Yang, but he couldn't imagine that Qin Yang, a small counselor, would be so profound.

Qin Yang snapped his fingers: "Teacher Yu, you listen well, as a doctor, you don't know how to hear and hear all directions, you don't understand the skin surface, you don't understand the reason of disease, you don't know how to trace back to the source, you are mediocre!"

It's mediocre!

The word mediocrity slapped straight into Yu Xin's head, making him ashamed.

"Qin Yang, don't deceive people too much. ”

Yu Xin was so annoyed that he scolded Qin Yang loudly.

The classmates stood up and laughed at Yu Xin: "Teacher Yu, as a doctor, doesn't know how to hear and hear, doesn't understand the skin surface, doesn't understand the reason of disease, doesn't know how to trace back to the source, is a mediocre talent!"

"Teacher Yu, a doctor, doesn't know how to hear and hear, doesn't understand the skin surface, doesn't understand the reason of disease, doesn't know how to trace back to the source, is a mediocre talent!"

The sarcasm made Yu Xin really angry, and he shouted heavily: "Who dares to laugh at me again, this semester, your final exams, will be given to me." ”

He had just finished yelling when suddenly there was a burst of thunder at the door of the classroom.

"Phew, Yu Xin, who gave you the power to let you dare to hang up the student's subjects for no reason?"

As soon as Yu Xin looked back, he found that the person who came was the dean Liu Tangming, and his feet suddenly became weak, and he was in a cold sweat at the same time.

Liu Tangming looked at Yu Xin coldly: "Don't give me a quibble, I was there just now when you and Teacher Qin were together, only to find out that you turned out to be a villain?"

"Dean Liu, Dean Liu. ”

"Don't talk, I used to think you were talented, but today I found out that not only are you not talented, but you are also a cautious seed. After speaking, Liu Tangming walked onto the podium, and the moment before shaking hands with Qin Yang, his originally straight face suddenly smiled.

"Teacher Qin, in your class just now, my old man wanted to sit at the back of the classroom and listen, and it was really good. ”

"Well? No, no, no. ”

"Don't be it, I just found out now that the teachers in the medical school, when it comes to talent, you Qin Yang is a grade, and their teachers are a grade, which really can't be compared. Liu Tangming shook his head.

He then said, "If you don't want Teacher Qin, you will be the Chinese medicine teacher of this class, right?"

Hearing this, Qin Yang didn't feel much yet, but Yu Xin was in a hurry, he stepped forward and pulled the corner of Liu Tangming's clothes: "Dean Liu, I am the Chinese medicine teacher in this class." ”