"You have insulted my personality and at the same time my intelligence. The fat man looked very glassy, and after scolding, he pounced on Qin Yang.

Qin Yang clenched his fists, ready to give the fat man a crisp at any time.

Unexpectedly, the fat man suddenly hugged Qin Yang's thighs and squatted on the ground: "You have already insulted me anyway, then you can just take care of me, local tyrant." ”

Burst!

If Qin Yang hadn't tried hard to control it, he really wanted to kick this fat man away: "Sister, are you sick?"

"I'm not sick, I just want to let the local tyrants take care of me. ”

Qin Yang was a little speechless, and kept looking back, finding that no one else was paying attention to this side, otherwise he was really afraid that there would be some misunderstanding.

He said to the fat man in a serious tone: "Hey, little brother, you said that you let me take care of you, but you are a man, it doesn't matter if you are a man, you look good-looking, and you can still make a living, but look at your freewheeling appearance, how can Brother let me do it at night?"

The fat man stood up and handed the clothes to Qin Yang: "This is really a world of faces?"

Qin Yang patted the fat man on the shoulder: "Little brother, in this world, three points are destined, seven points depend on hard work, and ninety points depend on appearance, you accept your fate." ”

"Ouch! Saying that, the fat man choked up and ran away, roaring away on a motorcycle.

Qin Yang fainted a little: "What's going on?" Alas, six-zero-seven, I'll take a look at the new students first. ”

He felt that it was necessary to talk to his classmates more in the future, which was not very healthy!

Go up the stairs.

Qin Yang walked to the sixth floor, found the 607 dormitory, and was about to knock on the door, when he suddenly heard a woman's cry from inside the dormitory.

"Don't do this, I'm scared, I'm going to call the police. ”

"Please, don't beat me, I've already taken off my clothes. ”

"Big brother, you can do well, you can do well, I will be sorry for my husband like this. ”

Qin Yang suddenly became angry-Qiang Jian?

"Paralyzed, beast. Qin Yang kicked viciously.

Bang!

The door panel was kicked.

Qiang Jian's sight was gone, except for a topless male student, sitting in front of a big-ass computer, staring intently, while his hand was still in his crotch.

Qin Yang kicked the door, and the male student turned his head and looked at him very calmly: "Big brother, it's not illegal to watch hairy films, right?"

"Huh...... You have a bit of a heavy taste for this, how do you think of the Qiang Jian type?" Qin Yang never expected that the Qiang Jian case he thought was actually a college student watching a hairy film.

The male student was not shy at all: "Oh! I've been tired of watching the little fresh hair pieces recently, so let's get some excitement." ”

I'm tired of watching, I'm tired of it.

Qin Yang couldn't believe his ears, sister, this group of students is really fun and wonderful, and there is still a long way to go in the future.

"Dude, do you want to see it?"

"Cut!" Qin Yang glanced at the display screen with disdain, and walked to the balcony: "Wait for my brother to move the stool." ”

The male student's forehead was all black lines.

After the two of them watched the hair film together for an hour or two, they already understood clearly, the boy's name is Shanwu, he is from Harbin, although he is tall and big, but because of his appearance, he still doesn't know what it feels like to be in first love.

His family background is average, neither poor nor rich, and his biggest hobby every day is watching wool films.

Qin Yang heard Shanwu say that as long as he looked at the wool film, he would be able to see the goddess he had a crush on.

In the space of two hours, two more students came to the dormitory.

One is named Wei Chao, a poor student, his body is tanned and shiny, and the quilt is tattered, but he is very clean.

When Wei Chao came in, he sorted out the position very neatly, sat without saying a word, and played Spider Solitaire with a computer that he didn't know which garbage station he picked up.

Qin Yang smiled at Wei Chao and said hello.

And the second guy who came in was called Zeng Feng.

Zeng Feng is a man from Jiangnan, with a unique aura in Jiangnan, and his eyes have a trace of clarity.

He was a scholar, and when he entered the dormitory, he packed up the bed, and as soon as he lay down on it, he opened a copy of "A Brief History of Time".

While watching it, I was excited, and I couldn't help but chant a poem: "Lin Hua thanked Chunhong, too hurried, helpless to come to the cold rain and the wind in the evening." ”

Qin Yang frowned, this poem doesn't seem to have anything to do with a brief history of time, it seems that this Zeng Feng is a pseudo-literary youth.

Seeing that all four people in the dormitory had arrived, Shanwu stood up and waved his hand innocently: "Hey, the big guys are all here, we will be brothers in the future, we will be blessed and enjoy hardships together!"

"Haha! The end of the sky, the corner of the earth, the grass is green, I found that the day when the four of us met was very poetic!" Zeng Feng closed the book, got up, and recited a poem again.

Qin Yang covered his forehead, where is this?

Squeak!

The door was pushed open again.

A guy with diamond stud earrings and a powdery face got in.

"My name is Du Tian, you can call me Du Shao. Du Tian was very arrogant when he came in, and put the suitcase in front of Qin Yang: "Go, bring the suitcase to the corner for my brother, and then take out the sheets inside for me and lay them out." ”

Du Tian pointed to the top bunk in the corner, where the mattress had not yet been made, and said loudly.

Qin Yang looked at Du Tian with disdain: "The spectrum is quite big?"

"Are you kidding? Can I Du Tian have a score?" Du Tian was followed by a middle-aged man in a suit, he turned his head and said, "You go back, I'll just take care of the things here." ”

"Well, I'll go first. ”

The man in the suit leaves.

Du Tian turned his head again and angrily pouted at Qin Yang: "Hey, what about you, hurry up and lay out the sheets for me, pack them up, this is yours." ”

As he spoke, he took out two thousand yuan from his wallet and threw it on the table: "Speed! I just like speed, if you are faster, the money will be yours." ”

"Oh!" Qin Yang swept Du Tian with cold eyes.

Standing next to the computer, Flash Dance came out to play a round game: "Alas, this classmate, our dormitory is full, you go to other dormitories to take a look, you can also put away this money, we have living expenses." ”

"Fart! Lao Tzu is from this bedroom, hurry up, talk to you, make the bed for me." "Du Tian wants to give the people in the dormitory a dismount.

Qin Yang waved his hand, signaling Shen Wu to leave it alone, he said with a smile: "Okay! Isn't it just to make up the sheets?

"Do you know why don't you go?"

Du Tian smiled arrogantly: "Follow me Du Shaoming, the benefits are indispensable, if you don't follow me Du Shaoming, hum, it's a dead end." ”

"Okay! Since Du Shaodu has spoken, can't I just do it?" Qin Yang reached out and grabbed two thousand yuan, put it in his pocket, took out the sheets from the suitcase, took off his shoes, and got into bed.

The people who came out of the army folded the quilt very much, and within two or three strokes, the sheets were already smooth.

Wei Chao and Shanwu already looked down on Qin Yang at this time, thinking that this guy looked quite manly, but how to be a woman was like a girl, timid and cowardly, picking up money and opening her eyes.

Zeng Feng, a pseudo-literary and artistic youth, looked at Qin Yang coldly, shook his head and said: "A certain poet once said, if you don't bend your waist for five buckets of rice, a man, money worship is so serious, it is disgusting. ”

Saying that, he also covered his mouth to Qin Yang and wanted to vomit.

Du Tian took a cigarette in his mouth and shrugged his shoulders with a smile: "Sour scholar, then tell me, what is a man?"

"Han Jian silently listens to the thunder, the spear guards the empty trench alone, and the dead do not fall!"

Zeng Feng stood up and looked at Du Tian fiercely, feeling like an assassin's blood was spattered in five steps.

Du Tian slapped Zeng Feng in the face: "The body of the grass mud horse can't be shot! Lao Tzu wants to see how you fight with me." ”

Zeng Feng also replied angrily and pumped at Du Tian.

Whew.

Immediately, two or three more people rushed in at the door, all of them were bodyguards brought by Du Tian, and pressed Zeng Feng, who had not yet drawn Du Tian, on the table.

"Do you dare to fight back?"

Du Tian raised his hand, Qin Yang jumped down violently, and grabbed Du Tian's hand: "Forget it, they are all classmates, you go up and take a look, the quilt has been made for you." ”

"Okay, okay, I'll feel the feelings first, and then I'll sleep comfortably and refresh myself before I come to do this sour scholar. Saying that, Du Tian stepped on the iron ladder and went to the bed.

Zeng Feng was very annoyed and looked at Qin Yang: "You are not a man, if you are a man, you will not serve a big young master." ”

"Yes. Wei Chao, who was playing with the computer on the side, also echoed.

Flash Dance was even standing in Zeng Feng's battle line, glaring angrily at Qin Yang and at Du Tian.

Qin Yang was noncommittal, took out a cigarette from his pocket, threw it in his mouth and held it, lit it, and took a puff: "Man, not only must be able to use his hands, but also be able to use his brain, otherwise, he is a martial artist." ”

"Yes! I appreciate this sentence, and sure enough, I followed it. Du Shao stood on the bed and was very happy, and suddenly, he let out an "ah".

"Fuck me!"

I saw that Du Shao's bed board suddenly collapsed and fell to the lower bunk, and because of his unstable center of gravity, he fell down, and the bridge of his nose hit the bed frame, and blood flowed.

"! what's going on?"

"Oh! I think you're missing some parts. As soon as Qin Yang stretched out his hand, six screws appeared in the palm of his hand.

"You unloaded Lao Tzu's bed?" Du Tian covered his bleeding nostrils, waved his hand and said to the bodyguard: "Control this ** cub for me first, and then Lao Tzu will clean him up himself." ”

The three bodyguards let go of Zeng Feng and cut Qin Yang's hands back.

Shan Wu, Wei Chao, and Zeng Feng only knew at this time that this Qin Yang was not only a man, but also a man who could use his brains, and this time Du Tian was cleaned up enough.

All three of them gave Qin Yang admiring glances.

"Brothers, fuck guys! For the sake of our brother Yang, fight with this group of dogs. "Wei Chao grew up in the countryside and was a little tough, he had already picked up the bench and was ready to smoke those bodyguards.

Qin Yang glared at Wei Chao: "Don't move! There is a debtor and a debtor, I am responsible for the matter that I provoked, and it has nothing to do with you." ”

"This?"

The three of Wei Chao all stopped, at a loss.

"What a wronged debtor. Du Tian stood up and pointed to the three bodyguards: "Bring him to me for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will kill him this time." ”

"Yes!"

The three bodyguards pressed Qin Yang on the wooden table in front of Du Tian.

Du Tian stood up, raised his nostrils stuffed with two balls of toilet paper, took out a cigarette, took two puffs, extinguished it in the water cup, and poured a glass of mineral water in it at the same time, and slapped it in front of Qin Yang: "Mom, Lao Tzu went to school on the first day, I don't want to beat anyone, give Lao Tzu a drink, let's clear the two." ”