Chapter 9: Debunking
"It's amazing, it's okay to put your hand in the oil pot!" Zhang Yunxi was stunned, and her beautiful eyes were full of amazement.
"It's just a trick. Ye Lingchen glanced at his lips and smiled indifferently.
Zhang Yunxi hurriedly raised his hand to cover his mouth, and looked around cautiously, like a child who had done something bad, "Bah, bah, how can you say such things casually? Be careful of offending the Bodhisattva, and quickly get rid of it." ”
The little hands that were as soft as bones and had a faint fragrance made Ye Lingchen feel a little uneasy, this girl really hasn't changed at all.
"Okay, I'll not say anything. Ye Lingchen said with a smile.
Zhang Yunxi stopped at this time, and still told him uneasily: "I'd rather believe it than not, don't offend the Bodhisattva for a momentary pleasure, luck is also very important in life." ”
"Mmmm......" Ye Lingchen nodded wildly with amusement, you probably don't know yet, my brother is a systematic man, and he is also a god if he learns God!
At this time, the Taoist priest had already begun to auction off the third item, which was a small blue and white porcelain vase, surrounded by strange characters and symbols, which could not be read anyway, but looked very tall.
"Poof!"
The bottle was put into the oil pot, and the Taoist priest picked it up as always.
"When Nuwa mended the sky, there was a little strange soil left, the material of this bottle is that kind of soil, and there is a Taoist talisman left by Taishang Laojun on it, this bottle can be placed at home, which can improve feng shui, bless the family with peace, and the career is prosperous!"
"Artifact, definitely artifact!" the crowd immediately boiled.
"I'll give 10,000, don't rob anyone!"
"I'll give fifteen thousand!"
……
A small bottle was finally sold for a high price of 66,000 yuan.
The Taoist priest stroked his beard, took down a pen, and said quietly: "The last thing like this, I think everyone is very interested in, that is this pen!"
"This is the brush that Wenqu Xing used in the mortal world back then, with this pen, you can become a god of learning, understand the principles of heaven and earth, and the college entrance examination is just a piece of cake!"
Even the god of this school dares to pretend?
Ye Lingchen was a little speechless, and then looked at the crowd of onlookers, it was already boiling, and it was the wish of all parents to hope that their son would become a dragon and their daughter would become a phoenix.
This time, the Taoist priest was not in a hurry to auction, but his eyes swept slightly in the crowd, and he was stunned.
What a beautiful, innocent girl!
Although there is no dress at all, and the dress is extremely simple, it is like a blooming daffodil, standing in the crowd, like a crane standing in a flock of grass chickens, which is very eye-catching.
A trace of greed flashed in the Taoist priest's eyes, and his eyes rolled, but he said loudly: "This brush is different from others, it needs to be destined!"
Then, he raised his hand and pointed at Zhang Yunxi, "Little girl, you are destined to be someone, please come over." ”
"Huh, I ...... Me?" Zhang Yunxi was a little stunned, and the crowd also consciously divided a path, looking at Zhang Yunxi with great envy.
"That's right, it's you!" the Taoist priest nodded solemnly.
Ye Lingchen frowned slightly, and followed Zhang Yunxi to slowly step forward.
"This pen will be yours from now on. The Taoist priest solemnly handed the pen to Zhang Yunxi.
Zhang Yunxi didn't dare to stretch out his hand, "But...... But I don't have any money. ”
"You are destined, this is the will of the Bodhisattva, and no one can disobey it. The Taoist priest said inscrutablely, "It doesn't matter if you don't have money, you just need to let me touch my bones and get the approval of the Bodhisattva!"
"Touching the bones?" Zhang Yunxi stepped back slightly.
"Girl, don't be afraid, the poor path is a monk, and the six roots have long been pure, very pure and touch the bones, which can help you communicate with the Bodhisattva. The Taoist priest raised his leg and stepped forward.
"Yes, girl, you are so lucky, you can't miss this kind of opportunity......"
"This girl is really lucky......"
"Master, look at me, help me touch my bones. ”
……
The crowd was full of discussions, all of them were envious, which made Zhang Yunxi in a dilemma.
The Taoist priest's salty pig hand stretched out longer and longer, and the smile on his face was magnified, extremely obscene, like a big bad wolf that had been hungry for several days, pounced on the soft little white sheep.
The salty pig's hand is getting closer and closer, and the next moment it seems that he can touch Zhang Yunxi's small waist.
At this critical moment, Ye Lingchen suddenly stood up, and stood in front of the helpless Zhang Yunxi and shouted, "Stop!
The Taoist priest shook his hand and looked at Ye Lingchen hatefully, "Who are you?
"Just because you dare to represent the Bodhisattva? If you want to deceive people, you can deceive, and I don't bother to pay attention to it! Dare to deceive me, I will give you face, right?" Ye Lingchen sneered, originally he was just watching the fun, but this Taoist priest stretched out his hand to the village flower of his village, this can't bear it!
Wow!
The crowd immediately exploded, and one by one couldn't help but stay away from Ye Lingchen.
"Ga, what kind of wind is that kid, how dare you scold a master like this!"
"This person actually dares to be disrespectful to the master, I'm afraid I don't know how to die!"
"You must stay away from him in the future, be careful to follow him unlucky!"
"I really don't know how thick the sky is, alas, this life is over......"
Looking at the reaction of the crowd, the Taoist priest was even more proud, smiled with his head raised, and pointed at Ye Lingchen, "I see that you are still a student, you have been abandoned by the Bodhisattva, and this college entrance examination is over." ”
As soon as these words came out, the crowd was even more frightened, and Zhang Yunxi also looked at Ye Lingchen with great worry.
"Little girl, if you don't want to get into trouble, you better get away from him and let me touch my bones. The Taoist priest continued.
"Touch your grandma's legs!" Ye Lingchen raised his leg and kicked the Taoist priest out with one kick!
"Presumptuous, you still dare to do it!" The Taoist priest stood up from the ground in embarrassment and pointed at Ye Lingchen angrily, "You are dead, within three days, you will be killed by thunder and thunder!"
"Thunder in the sky?" Ye Lingchen sneered.
"Not bad!" The Taoist priest looked at Ye Lingchen with a sneer, as if he had eaten him, "Are you afraid?" But God has the virtue of a good life, as long as you kneel down and kowtow to me three times, I can intercede with the Bodhisattva for you and spare your life!"
At this time, an aunt in the crowd kindly walked out and persuaded: "Child, don't be rash, quickly apologize to the Taoist, there is still room for saving." ”
"Yes, there are a lot of Dao Lords, you have to seize the opportunity. ”
"Not only will you hurt yourself like this, but your family will also be unlucky!"
"Young man, you have to think carefully and don't make a move that you will regret for the rest of your life. ”
……
"Ling Chen, will the Bodhisattva really blame, it's all my fault......" Zhang Yunxi looked at Ye Lingchen helplessly, blaming himself, tears flashing in his eyes.
"It's fine. Ye Lingchen smiled slightly, his face was filled with a confident glow, which made Zhang Yunxi feel calm.
Ye Lingchen raised his leg and stepped forward, "I'll also give you a chance, if you don't want me to expose the scam, just apologize to the girl next to me, otherwise, you will weigh the consequences yourself!"
"I sincerely pray for the blessings of mortals, and you still come to question me, your heart can be punished!" The Taoist priest pretended to be calm, "I never speak, how can I talk about exposing it?"
"Hehe, this is what you asked for!" Ye Lingchen strode forward, walked to the oil pot under the gaze of everyone, and then raised his hand and stretched out towards the oil pot!
"Ahh
Ye Lingchen made such a sacrifice because of her!
However, Ye Lingchen put his hands in the oil pot and said casually: "This oil pot is at a moderate temperature, suitable for washing hands." ”
"This ...... This ......" Everyone looked at Ye Lingchen and was speechless in shock.
Zhang Yunxi walked quickly to Ye Lingchen's side, took his hand out of the oil pot and saw that it was white and clean, unscathed.
"You, you can also wash your hands in a frying pot, are you also a fairy?" Zhang Yunxi opened his mouth slightly and looked at Ye Lingchen in surprise.
"Silly girl, how can there be any immortals, this is just some social tricks. Ye Lingchen laughed, "Add white vinegar to the oil pot, the vinegar sinks to the bottom of the pot, and after ignition, the vinegar with a low boiling point boils first, making it look like the oil pot is boiling, but in fact, the temperature is only forty degrees." ”
"Really?" In the crowd, a strong man stepped forward, stretched out his hand nervously, tentatively reached into the oil pot, and said in shock: "Huh, it's really not hot!"
Everyone began to realize that something was wrong.
The Daoist's face had turned iron-blue, his mouth trembled, and he said stubbornly: "You don't have a demon to confuse the people! This is the manifestation of the Bodhisattva!"
Ye Lingchen smiled, "There are also these water-neutral chopsticks, which also use the principle of water surface dislocation." ”
He walked over to the table and pointed slightly at the cup, "Stand!"
"It's straight! It's straight!"
"This little brother is so powerful, he actually understands so much!"
"Knowledge is power, and it's good that my son is half as smart. ”
"Damn, didn't we just get tricked by that liar!"
……
"Everyone be quiet, he is a demon law, don't be deceived by that kid's demon law!"
"It seems that you are not dead in the heart of the Yellow River!"
Ye Lingchen shook his head, and then walked in front of the old man who had bought the bottle before.
"The bottle you just bought, this Taoist said that it can bless the family with peace, but in fact, the characters engraved on it only represent calming the nerves and calming the air, and it is the most common symbol of Buddhism. ”
The old man took a photo and went online to Baidu, and was stunned.
Not only was an explanation given on the Internet, but there were countless products that were exactly the same as this bottle, as long as eight pieces of eight!
"This ...... This ...... "He originally regarded this bottle as a treasure, who would have thought that 60,000 would actually buy this kind of garbage."
Seeing the truth like this, the others were also shaken, took out the treasure they had auctioned, and took a closer look at it, and immediately saw the clues, especially in that bag, there was actually a production date and production location......
"Damn, liars, all fake...... It's all worthless scrap!"
"We've all been tricked by him!"
Looking up, the stall was gone, and he was about to flee.
The crazy crowd is now blocking the surrounding water, staring at the Taoist group, and they have the heart to kill.
No one's money is blown by the wind.
If it weren't for being seen, their money would have been wasted, and they would have regarded the Taoist as a god, which was a great shame!
"Don't listen to that kid's nonsense, I can really communicate with the gods and bless everyone safe......"
"Damn, you dare to cheat, this is trying to rub our IQ on the ground!"
"Liar, give me my money back!"
"Dare to trick me, take my punch!"
……
Bang bang bang!
Suddenly, the sound of human sandbags sounded in the crowd, followed by screams again and again......