Chapter 82: The Boy's Urine
"Yes!" the bodyguard named Ah Hu nodded subconsciously.
And just when he looked up, his hand unconsciously slapped Chen Lei's face.
"Smack!"
Another slap, Chen Lei was completely defeated!
What the hell is going on, he kept retreating to the wall, staring at the two bodyguards in disbelief as he retreated, what is going on?
And at this moment, Chen Lei suddenly felt that his hand was also uncontrollable, and he greeted his face inexplicably.
"Bang! bang!"
Triple hit!
Every time I hit it, it was extremely heavy, and it didn't look like I was hitting myself at all.
"Help me!" Chen Lei was so frightened that he hurriedly pressed his right hand with his left hand, and asked the bodyguard to help with a frightened face.
Even a bodyguard had just experienced it himself, so he naturally knew what was going on, and hurriedly stepped forward to help hold down Chen Lei's two hands.
Chu Wufeng was puzzled on the side, "Do you feel uncontrollable?"
Chen Lei nodded frantically.
"Do you feel like you've hit an evil spirit?"
Chen Lei shouted madly, "Chu Wufeng, do you know something? Help me quickly, as long as you help me, I won't care about you before." ”
Gu Man Tong made a grimace behind Chen Lei.
The first two bodyguards were indeed Chu Wufeng's hands, but Chen Lei's hands were the ghost of the Gu Man Tong that Chu Wufeng received in the casino last time.
Since Gu Man Tong followed Chu Wufeng, his skills have been increasing day by day, and when Chu Wufeng entered the toilet, Gu Man Tong felt that the yin qi here was heavier than elsewhere, and he ran out to play.
As soon as he saw Chu Wufeng playing tricks on people, the little ghost was itching, and asked Chu Wufeng to play with people too, and Chu Wufeng agreed.
Now looking at Chen Lei's frightened whole body, Chu Wufeng felt funny, but on the surface, he still pretended to be calm, pinched his fingers and said, "I'm afraid you're really evil!"
When Chen Lei heard the word "evil", his face turned pale with fright, and he said in horror, "Then what should I do?"
"I've heard that filthy things can suppress evil things, and the dirtier the better!" Chu Wufeng forced a smile, talking serious nonsense.
At this moment, Chen Lei, who was frightened, believed it, "Filthy things, where are filthy things?"
After looking around, he found a piece of in a squatting toilet, and he endured the nausea step by step to get closer to the piece of, and then pressed it down with his left hand and his right hand.
"Uhh
Even the two bodyguards behind him shook their heads frantically, and they really couldn't accept the boss's move to touch.
Gu Man Tong also shook his head on the side, not afraid at all, but disgusted.
But Chen Lei was excited at the moment, and he found that his right hand was under his control again.
What Chu Wufeng said was really true!
It's just that why is it inexplicably evil?
However, before the excitement was over, his left hand began to greet his face again.
Frightened, he didn't dare to hesitate at all, and quickly pressed his left hand into the with his right hand.
"Wow~" Chu Wufeng was also really disgusted by this person.
But Gu Man Tong obviously didn't have enough fun, stretched out his little ghost hand to hold Chen Lei's head, and knocked it on the floor.
Chen Lei blocked his forehead with two hands stained with poop to withstand the impact of the first wave, and then he cried to Chu Wufeng for help:
"Save me! Chu Wufeng save me!"
"Which of you is still a virgin, hurry up and pee on him, the boy's urine can destroy all evil!" Chu Wufeng shouted at the two bodyguards.
As soon as the bodyguard called Ah Hu heard that he could save the boss, he stood up and poured the guy on Chen Lei.
Gu Man Tong was already far away, floating next to Chu Wufeng, looking at the scene in front of him, giggling and laughing.
Chu Wufeng shook his head slightly, and Gu Man Tong immediately returned to Chu Wufeng's pocket.
"Are you alright?"
Chen Lei kicked in a big gulp, shook his head at Chu Wufeng and said, "It's okay, thank you." ”
Seeing that the goal was achieved, Chu Wufeng stopped staying, and kindly reminded him before leaving, "Hurry up and clean up, the overlord's birthday banquet will start soon, and it's not good to leave for too long." ”
"Hmm. Chen Lei got up from the ground, Chu Wufeng was right, he came on behalf of his father this time, if he didn't even get along well with the overlord, their second room would be really useless in the eyes of the old man!
I washed my hands several times with the water at the sink, but fortunately, the bodyguard's boy urine only wet his coat, changed his coat with the bodyguard, and sprayed a few more perfumes on his body.
After sniffing himself and making sure that his body was not too smelly, Chen Lei returned to the banquet hall.
As soon as he went out, he happened to see Chu Wufeng present the wooden red wine box he had picked up from the garden, and in the box was the rotten tree root.
There were too many people offering gifts, and Li Baxia couldn't see it at all, so his subordinates took Chu Wufeng's gift and prepared to put it aside.
After Chen Lei calmed down, he thought about the scene in the toilet, which only happened after Chu Wufeng appeared, saying that it had nothing to do with Chu Wufeng, and he didn't believe it when he was killed!
It must be Chu Wufeng's ghost, realizing that he was deceived, Chen Lei was extremely angry, and at this time, with such a good opportunity, of course he would not let it go!
"Master, I heard that Chu Wufeng's gift was obtained after running for more than half a month, and it was not easy. ”
Of course, Su Lexi knew what was in it, and when Chen Lei asked, he was shocked into a cold sweat on the spot.
originally thought that he could get through the tricks, but he was disturbed by this damn Chen Lei!
But Chu Wufeng did have a confident look, which made Su Lexi have to sigh, this guy's face is really thick!
Could it be that you still expect a piece of rotten wood to get through?
Now I'm afraid I'm going to make a fool of myself in front of everyone!
"Oh, that's time to take a look!" the overlord laughed and told his subordinates to hurry up and bring it.
Chen Lei's expression when he looked at Chu Wufeng was mixed with resentment and schadenfreude to see how unlucky he was, but what made him extremely unhappy was that Chu Wufeng looked like a damn one from beginning to end!
Li Baxia got the box and saw that the wooden box actually said on it, Earl dry red wine?
A bottle of ordinary red wine has to travel for more than half a month?
He opened the box suspiciously, and then the expression on his face changed from confusion to anger!
Is this Chu Wufeng playing with him!
Inside the box was half a piece of rotten wood with dirt!!
Chen Lei noticed the change in Li Baxia's face, and pretended to be curious, "Master, what kind of good thing is this Chu Wufeng sent, take it out and let everyone open their eyes." ”
"Yes, Master, even we are curious. ”
Li Baxia was about to get angry, but Chu Wufeng also stood up and said, "Since everyone is curious, then please take out the root carving in the wooden box and show it to everyone to appreciate my clumsy work." ”
Root?
Chen Lei naturally didn't believe it, if someone else said that his work was a root carving, he might still believe it, but the thing in Li Baxia's hand, but he saw Chu Wufeng pick it up in the garden with his own eyes.
What can be carved in such a short time!
It's just funny!
"You wood, obviously picked up in the back garden, take this kind of rotten thing and want to frame the overlord! Do you think that the overlord has never seen the market? Or have you never seen the market!" Of course, Chen Lei didn't want to let Chu Wufeng get away with it so easily, and exposed him on the spot.
"Picked up in the garden?"
"How can this thing be given away?"
"Just pick up a rotten wood and say it's a carving? This is too casual, isn't it?" Everyone was also puzzled, and everyone's eyes were staring at the wooden box in Li Baxia's hand.
As if expecting it to come out of it is indeed a rotten wood.
The anger in Li Baxia's eyes was replaced by doubt, and he took out the rotten wood from the wooden box.
At the moment when he just picked it up, a lot of debris fell from the rotten wood, and when Li Baxia completely took it out, there was only a lifelike dragon left in his hand, and the dragon had a phoenix in its mouth, swimming above the nine heavens.
And those two protruding roots have become the dragon's two whiskers, which is simply wonderful.
"Master Feng is a good craft!"
"Yes, it's the first time I've seen such a vivid root carving!"
"Hey, look, there's something in that dragon's eye!"
"It's Blood Agate!"
"The last time I went to Myanmar, I heard that someone opened a piece of blood agate, which is very expensive, could it be this eyeball on the dragon's eye?"
Li Baxia looked at this root carving, and the more he looked at it, the more he liked it.
It's not that his knife work is exquisite, but that it makes him happy.
Dragon and phoenix!
Hahaha, this doesn't mean that his dragon team can easily defeat the Fire Phoenix, of course he is happy.
But Chen Lei's face was as ugly as eating a fly, he originally wanted Chu Wufeng to lose face in front of so many people, but now he was a step up for him, making him stand out in front of everyone!
How the hell did this guy make such a root carving in such a short period of time!
"This can't be! I saw it clearly!" Chen Lei cried out in frustration.
Chu Wufeng sneered and said, "Are you mistaken?Do you think that such a delicate thing can be completed in a while?"
"What's more, the blood agate in the dragon's eye, but I wasted my boss's strength to buy it from the person who opened the blood agate, and when I got this eyeball-sized blood bead, I began to conceive this work, and it was ridiculous to say that the rotten wood I just picked up in the garden!"
Chen Lei was dumbfounded by Chu Wufeng's words, and the guests next to him also came out to say a fair word, especially that kind of wood carving enthusiast, if it weren't for the fact that this thing was given to the overlord's birthday, he really wanted to spend money to buy it.
"This carving can't be made in dozens of days?"
"Master Feng is simply a master carver, don't talk if you don't understand!"
"This carving is not only the upper level of quality, the meaning is even extraordinary, you slander this carving is slandering me, I advise you to apologize to Feng Ye quickly!"
Su Lexi was stunned on the side, she knew better than anyone else about that rotten wood, how did this bastard do it?
And Chu Wufeng looked at Chen Lei with a sneer at this time, this person kept making trouble for himself again or twice, especially when he teamed up with Zhao Yan to let Su Lexi take aphrodisiacs at the last banquet, Chu Wufeng hadn't settled accounts with him yet!
This time, Chu Wufeng didn't plan to let him go again!