Chapter 379: I don't read much, don't lie to me
"Boring, boring, fucking boring!"
In the camp of Bishui, Gao Yidi didn't know how many times he was woken up from the spring dream when a good thing was approaching by the call of the Hu Zhen army outside, he opened his eyes and yawned, He Xiaodao immediately took a towel soaked in hot water next to him and handed it to Gao Yi: "Lord, you are awake!"
"This Huaxiong is here again?" Gao Yi took the towel to cover his face, and threw it back to He Xiaodao with a snap.
He Xiaodao was not too dirty, and he also took the opportunity to wipe his face, and smiled: "Yes, yes, it's Huaxiong, that Hu Zhen is really, knowing that we can't beat this Huaxiong, we send him every day to call the battle, it's useless for us to hang up the battle card!"
"Who told you that we can't beat Hua Xiong, huh?" Gao Yi was not very happy when he heard this, a carp turned over and stood up from the bed, pinched He Xiaodao's face and almost pinched it, "If you don't know, don't talk nonsense, I'm counting whether it's good to fight, this is a very serious topic, don't give me a hippie smile, I don't have a serious look, believe it or not, I'll let you go out to fight with Hua Xiong!"
He Xiaodao nodded again and again: "Believe in it, the lord is a cautious person, who doesn't know this in the world?"
"Don't give me useless nonsense, have you done everything you have done?" Gao Yi kicked on He Xiaodao's buttocks, and glared at him viciously, although this glance did not have the effect of being vicious at all.
"Don't worry, my lord, the fire oil, dry firewood, and dry grass have all been prepared, and they are all hoarded in the valley you said, not to mention burning tens of thousands of people, even hundreds of thousands can be burned to death!" He Xiaodao smiled all over his face, and his expression was respectful.
"That's good, when Zhao Yun and Yan Liangwen are all here, they will burn all these nasty guys like Hu Zhen Huaxiong to death with one fire!"
"But my lord, there is another question, this rain has not stopped, can this fire be lit?" He Xiaodao asked the question that he had been puzzled about for a long time.
Gao Yi asked He Xiaodao rhetorically: "Aren't I just waiting for a sunny day now?"
"-Okay!"
Gao Yi no longer paid attention to He Xiaodao, and then took out a small person from the quilt, which was carved with the appearance of a fat man, so ugly that there was no way to describe it in any language, but he just pasted a note on his body, and wrote the word Dong Zhuo crookedly.
The funniest thing is that the life* root between the two legs of this villain has also been carved, but the size is very small, according to the proportion of this villain's body to be magnified into an ordinary person, it is estimated that it is only half a thumb in size.
This is Gao Yi personally carved when he was recuperating in the camp these days, anyway, he is idle, it is better to have some fun, those generals and soldiers simply know too well that Gao Yi has something to do, and they all dare not go around Gao Yi, they all volunteered to fight the enemy, of course, Huaxiong They will definitely not fight, they are all arranging suspicious soldiers, robbing grain and grass, cutting off grain or something, even Xu Shu himself is in order not to be punished for Yu Shi and Pan Feng's affairs, and personally took people to collect the things that ignited the fire near Bishui。
He Xiaodao is an exception, he has been out to find information, so he is not afraid, seeing that the generals in the camp are not there, he came to take care of Gao Yi's diet and daily life.
"You kid said that this thing must be carved by yourself to have an effect, but I worked hard to get it out, I don't read much, don't lie to me, if you don't have a half-point effect, see if I don't unscrew your head to be a night pot!" Gao Yi looked at the masterpiece in his hand with admiration, took out an extra-long needle, and poked it with his hand-
"Ahh
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, hehe!" Gao Yi said as he pulled the needle out of He Xiaodao's arm, and immediately splashed out a column of blood.
"I'll let you play with me! Let you play with me! Let you send someone to pretend to be me! Let you send someone to plot against me! Let you remove my official! Let you kill my people! Let you kidnap my uncle! Let you kidnap Princess Wannian! Let you kidnap King Chen Liu! You laugh! You still laugh! Stab you to death! Stab you to death! Stab you to death!"
This time, Gao Yi didn't care about He Xiaodao's life or death, and directly stabbed Dong Zhuo's villain in his hand, the frequency was almost outrageous, and the needles and needles were all in the direction of the root of life, and even He Xiaodao, who was crying wolf and crying wolf on the side, bit his fingers and felt cold on his back, what a hatred this must be!
"Ah!" In Luoyang Sikong Mansion, Dong Zhuo, who was also dreaming of the Spring and Autumn Period, woke up from the bed with a scream, and rolled to the ground with a stumble, when he looked at his hands again, they were actually bloody, and he was even more panicked: "Come on, come on!"
With a "bang", the door was pushed open, Dong Min rushed in with a few people, saw Dong Zhuo slumped to the ground, immediately ordered someone to help him up, poured some tea for Dong Zhuo to pour down, and brought Dong Zhuo back to his senses before asking: "Second brother, what's wrong with you? Why is there so much blood? Could it be that there is an assassin, hurry, catch the assassin!"
Saying that, Dong Min was about to order someone to catch the assassin, but Dong Zhuo was slightly angry and shouted: "What kind of assassin to catch, I was careless-"
Dong Zhuo naturally didn't say any more about the following words, he looked at those servants with a gloomy face, and shouted angrily: "Get out of here, get out!"
Dong Min seemed to think of something, but he didn't dare to say it directly, so he had to look at him left and right: "Second brother, don't worry, the three floors in this Sikong Mansion are all our people, and even the Situ Mansion and Taiwei Mansion on the left and right have installed our people! Not to mention an assassin, even a fly can't fly in!"
Dong Zhuo was about to speak, but there was another stinging pain underneath, he subconsciously went to cover it, and naturally touched the blood out of his hand again,
Dong Min saw it and thought that Dong Zhuo had been alone for a long time and couldn't bear to be lonely and torture himself, so he said with a smile: "I didn't expect that the second brother is still majestic at this age, brother, I have a suggestion, this palace turmoil, many royal palace maids and princesses are scattered all over the vicinity, although many have been rescued, but it is difficult to guarantee that there will be no leaks, second brother, since you are a great hero of the rejuvenation of the imperial court, why not-hehe!"
He squeezed his eyebrows at Dong Zhuo as he spoke, the meaning was very obvious, the chaos had not completely settled down at this time, if he didn't take advantage of this time to do whatever he wanted, when would he wait?
"Get out, what are you thinking about all day long!" Dong Zhuo's face sank, and he scolded Dong Min angrily, he hadn't forgotten what he came to Luoyang for, if the adulterous palace maid was still reasonable, if he dared to take the initiative to think about the public, once it leaked out, he would undoubtedly become what Qianfu was referring to.
Dong Min was stunned, and no longer mentioned this topic, but quickly took something to clean up the bloodstains, and muttered in his mouth: "Second brother, you are really, you have already come to this point, what kind of gentleman do you have to be, you don't know that many people regard you as a big traitor, I can't even look at it, you are good, you actually add these people's officials, nothing else, even Gao Yi also expressed a doctor, this is one of the nine Qings, is he worthy?" Moreover, is it appropriate to get him, Yuan Shao, Cao Cao, Bao Xin, Wang Yun, and others into the imperial court as officials? Yang Biao, Lu Zhi, Yuan Kui, and Zheng Tai alone are enough to make people feel uneasy!"
"What do you know, I'm calling it power! After the war is over, the country still has to be governed, can I use those mediocre talents? I, Dong Zhuo, will not be stupid to this extent!" Dong Zhuo snorted coldly, he didn't care what others thought of him, and he didn't believe that Gao Yi and these people would refuse his kindness, since Gao Yi dared to reach out and ask for the money of the ten permanent servants before, he would naturally also want him to be the central official position sent by Dong Zhuo now.
Dong Min's movements stopped, he looked at Dong Zhuo in a daze, and his tone also lowered: "Second brother, this is something in the words, right? If I understand correctly, brother, the second brother is implying that the current emperor is a mediocre person, and he is not qualified to be this dragon chair, right?"
"Hahaha!" Dong Zhuo laughed, Dong Min can be said to have hit his heart, the current emperor Liu Wei is really incompetent, not as good as a common man, in other words, if Liu Wei is really talented, there will be no palace turmoil that affects the world at all.
If you go back a little earlier, the dog emperor Liu Hong must have known that Liu Wei would not be able to control the country in the future, so he wanted to abolish the crown prince, but the power of his cousin He Jinjia was too huge and did not succeed in the end.
"Shu Ying is not wrong, I do have the idea of abolishing today's son and setting up Chen Liuwang as the new emperor, if this regime is to be stable, it must be like a king, and a minister can do it, I know that there will be many people who think that I am arbitrary, I will still insist on doing it, this is the real purpose of Gao Yi and others entering the court as officials, if he and I can reach a consensus on this point, there is still a glimmer of hope for turning enemies into friends!"
Dong Zhuo changed into clean clothes, thinking a little preoccupiedly, he didn't want to make too many enemies, he didn't believe that there were so many people who stood on the same side as him.
And another reason buried in the bottom of his heart is to avenge Murong Ziyan, he must find an excuse to execute He Yan, but as long as He Yan's son Liu Wei is still sitting in the emperor's seat, Dong Zhuo has no reason to move He Yan.
But to pull Liu Wei down from the emperor's throne, there is still a lack of a righteous and bright excuse, which is not easy.
Dong Min knew that Dong Zhuo remembered the sad things in the past again, and his expression became solemn: "Second brother, I understand your feelings, don't worry, in this matter, even if everyone in the world is against you doing it, I will definitely support you to do it, even if I can't do it, I will risk death to kill that slut surnamed He!"
Dong Zhuo had a smile on his face: "What do you say, how could I let you die-ah!!"
Halfway through his words, Dong Zhuo felt pain again, and he broke out in a cold sweat, and he didn't care about thinking about these messy past events for a while.
After tossing for a while, Dong Min suddenly had a thought, and then said to Dong Zhuo: "Second brother, why don't you do this, let's say that Liu Bian is jealous of your strength of the second brother, and secretly made a witch Gu cloth man with your name written on it and wants to harm you, at that time, as long as we arrange for someone to put the finished cloth man into Liu Bian's bedroom first, if this matter can make a big fuss, he can't help but abdicate!"
"Planting a false accusation for the emperor as a courtier, this is unprecedented!" Dong Zhuo's expression suddenly became stern, and he looked at Dong Min with a cloudy face.
"Eh, brother, I'm just talking, just talking, second brother, you haven't heard anything!" Dong Min waved his hand again and again, knowing that he had a bad idea.
"Hehe, what are you afraid of? Since it's unprecedented, I, Dong Zhuo, will do this first case!" Dong Zhuo's face instantly softened again, "Just do it, go and find Mei Ji, she has always been the best at doing this kind of thing!"