Ye Lingchen smiled, "It was meant to be." ”

Xiao Yueyue didn't follow, "Why can't I? I recruited you and you provoked you?"

Ye Lingchen was helpless, and hurriedly changed his words: "You are good, not bad." ”

Xiao Yueyue was anxious, "Don't talk about this!"

Ye Lingchen pointed at Xiao Yueyue, "Isn't that right?"

Xiao Yueyue: "What's wrong?"

Ye Lingchen: "Go to this station, put your stomach on the table and hold it." It will be more comfortable. ”

Audience: "Poof-"

Xiao Yueyue vomited blood: "Which eye did you see me on the table?"

Ye Lingchen was determined, "Step back." ”

Xiao Yueyue had a look of disgruntleness on his face, and he stepped back, "What's wrong with retreating?"

Ye Lingchen understood: "Look, it's all tilted." ”

Xiao Yueyue: "It's fat." ”

Ye Lingchen: "Why are you so fat, the family conditions are good, and the family is rich for six generations!"

Xiao Yueyue cooperated: "Our family has six generations. ”

Ye Lingchen added, "Six generations have money, and they gave him all the money. ”

Xiao Yueyue: "Let me inherit it." ”

Ye Lingchen waved his hand, "Let him spend!" Huo, the big capital city, there is a house around the ring!"

Xiao Yueyue's face was stunned, "Look at it, there is a house around the ring." ”

Ye Lingchen gave a thumbs up, "I like to buy a house the most, and I like to move the most." ”

Xiao Yueyue's eyes narrowed with a smile, and he said cheaply: "Because there are many houses, I have to live in them." ”

Ye Lingchen: "Yes, look at his death, look at it." Because there are so many houses, I have to live in them. ”

The audience laughed, these two are simply a perfect match, and when they stand on the stage, their facial expressions alone are enough to make people happy, just like two mobile emojis.

And their tone is full of ridicule, as soon as they say anything, people feel happy when they hear it.

The cross talk continues.

Xiao Yueyue: "Nonsense, that room has to be occupied." ”

Ye Lingchen looked at him, "Have you moved again recently?"

Xiao Yueyue was proud, "I moved." ”

Ye Lingchen: "Where did you move?"

Xiao Yueyue: "Downtown, front door." ”

Ye Lingchen was startled, stared at Xiao Yueyue in surprise, and said loudly: "Who?!"

Xiao Yueyue was startled, "I, I'm ......"

Ye Lingchen: "The front door is good!"

Xiao Yueyue smiled: "That must be good!"

Ye Lingchen: "Good place, I also live in the front door!"

Xiao Yueyue was stunned, "You wait!"

Ye Lingchen said to himself: "Isn't this a coincidence?"

Xiao Yueyue was a little confused: "You also live at the front door, why haven't I seen you since you live at the front door?"

Ye Lingchen smiled slightly: "You went out early, I came back late, we can't worship the neighborhood." Besides, how big is the front door? ”

Xiao Yueyue suddenly realized, "That's right, there are tens of thousands of people living there." ”

Ye Lingchen: "Where do you live at the front door?"

Xiao Yueyue: "There is a Langfang headline, Hutong. ”

Ye Lingchen said loudly again: "Who! Isn't this a coincidence? I also live in the corridor headlines!"

Xiao Yueyue was stunned: "We both live in the same alley, so why haven't I seen you?"

Ye Lingchen: "You went out early, I came back late, we can't worship the neighborhood." ”

Xiao Yueyue thought for a while, "It's too." ”

Ye Lingchen: "What time do you live in the corridor room?" ”

Xiao Yueyue: "I live at No. 8. ”

Ye Lingchen's eyes widened suddenly: "Who?!"

Xiao Yueyue himself was stunned, and his little mouth was unfavorable: "But, maybe...... Is it me?"

Ye Lingchen: "Isn't this a coincidence? I also live on the 8th!"

Xiao Yueyue was amused: "We both live in the same courtyard, and I haven't seen you." ”

Ye Lingchen is still the same: "You went out early, I came back late, we can't worship the neighborhood!"

Xiao Yueyue scratched his head: "Let's not look up and take a look." ”

"Hahaha, no, Xiao Yueyue is too simple. ”

At this point, many viewers have already noticed that Ye Lingchen is going to do something.

Moreover, just this dialogue has already made many viewers so happy that they leaned forward and leaned back with laughter.

"Mom, I feel like there's a deep pit waiting for Xiao Yueyue. ”

"These two are so interesting, they are just like the real thing. ”

"The most important thing is their tone, which brings so much joy. ”

"Xiao Yueyue: Do I have such a neighbor? ”

"Xiao Yueyue: I may have a fake neighborhood. ”

"Xiao Yueyue: I have a sentence about MMP, I don't know whether to talk about it or not. ”

Ye Lingchen continued to ask, "Do you live in the south room, or the north room?"

Xiao Yueyue: "I live in the north room. ”

This time, before Ye Lingchen could speak, someone in the guest seat shouted in unison: "Who?!"

On the barrage in the live broadcast room, the barrage of "who" was there, and everyone was happy.

Xiao Yueyue was helpless, "It's me! ”

Ye Lingchen and the big guy spoke at the same time: "Isn't this a coincidence? I also live in the north room!"

Xiao Yueyue fainted: "Oh, we both live in the same room, I haven't seen you." ”

It was the big guy who helped Ye Lingchen answer: "You went out early, I came back late, we can't worship the neighborhood!"

Xiao Yueyue complained: "What is the nature of our work?"

Ye Lingchen: "The bed you live in the north room is on the kang?"

Xiao Yueyue: "I'm a person with a bad waist, so I have a kang in the house." ”

"Who?!"

"What's wrong with me?"

"Isn't this a coincidence? I also live on that kang!"

"We've both slept in the same bed, and I haven't seen you. ”

"You went out early, I came back late, we can't worship the neighborhood. ”

The content is getting more and more funny, the audience is so happy that their mouths can't help but grin.

"What are you laying and what are you covering?"

"I am making a red mattress and covering a blue quilt. ”

"Who?!"

"Me!"

"Isn't this a coincidence? I also spread a red mattress and a blue quilt. ”

"What you said, we slept in the bed, and I haven't seen you. ”

"You went out early, I came back late, we can't worship the neighborhood. ”

"Who do you sleep with at night?"

"Me and my daughter-in-law. ”

"Who?!"

Xiao Yueyue came back to his senses this time, and hurriedly stopped, "Shut up......!

Ye Lingchen continued to take care of himself, "Isn't this a coincide......nce?"

Xiao Yueyue's face turned red with anger, "Find someone who sits over there! ”

"Hahaha......" The audience immediately burst into laughter, and even the guests couldn't hold back.

Qin Baichuan shook his head with a wry smile, "This kid is really a talent." ”

"Wha, no, I laughed so much that tears came out. ”

"Dare to wait for Xiao Yueyue here, Ye Shen is really too bad. ”

"Who said that these two people can't talk about cross talk, don't they know how to say this?"

"Our family laughed, hahaha, so happy. ”

The network has also exploded!

[This is also so pretty!]

[Ye Shenniu-Force!]

[, this Spring Festival Gala is awesome, it's so interesting. 】

[Obviously a sports superstar, can he say cross talk so well, do you dare to believe it?]

[I thought it was a full show, damn, it's so exciting, it's really surprising.] 】

[Suddenly I feel that other programs are full of ......]

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