The big tiger with markings under the crotch of the Tiger Arhat seemed to understand what I was saying, and his unfriendly 'whoo~' voice, the voice was so loud that the whole hall was shaking.

I plucked out my ears, and then said: "Fuhu Arhat is really a big shelf, if you don't answer questions, what kind of thing is it to let a beast howl?"

Fuhu Arhat didn't even look at me, and said without raising his eyelids: "Don't talk nonsense, you little ghost is going to burn my temple as soon as you come, I'm quite polite to you, if you have something to say, get out of here." ”

This is really stinky enough, but where the strength of the people is, even if I want to have a seizure, I have no chance of winning.

I shook my head and said, "Well, then I'll be straightforward, are the Arhat True Gods going to make any big moves recently?"

Fuhu Arhat smiled and said, "Is there any big move, do you still have to report to your prefecture first?"

I waved my hand and said: "This is not necessary, but I have a mortal friend, just like by your grace, you called to be a fairy servant, this friend of mine has a granddaughter, helpless all pointed to her to take care of, so the younger generation dared to beg Luohan to let me go, let her go back to continue to raise her granddaughter to grow up, as the saying goes, unaccompanied, miserable as a dog." Arhat God, I don't think you will do such a lack of virtue. ”

When the Fuhu Arhat heard this, he laughed and said, "Hahaha, you little devil is not just a bold man! It is simply presumptuous! Who do I Arhat want to summon to be an immortal servant, that is her blessing, even the Emperor of Heaven has no right to ask, just rely on you, a little ghost from the underworld, to come and ask the dignitaries of this seat? I want to ask you, why are you?"

Hey, I'm really going to be dragged to the sky, I said patiently: "I don't dare to say that the arhat god wants people, it's a pleading, begging the true god to let people go, and you monks are merciful, is it possible that you have to do this kind of immoral thing?"

Fuhu Arhat's face sank, and he said: "It's not okay to plead, what are we doing, your underworld has no right to ask, hurry up and get out of me, otherwise this seat will be really angry in a while!"

I'll go to his uncle's, Luohan is amazing, open your mouth and roll, close your mouth and roll, I really don't have a temper when I am a master, right?

I pointed at Fuhu Arhat and scolded: "I don't understand what I want to give my master, I won't understand, I'll ask you, let it go!"

Fuhu Arhat said angrily: "Don't let it go, you just called the Emperor of Heaven, and I don't buy it, if you don't accept it, the three of you can go together!"

Again, I didn't even think about fighting him, I waved my hand and said, "Rude, it's rude! Who said I was going to fight you, you won't let you go, we can't afford to provoke you anyway." ”

Fuhu Arhat laughed and said: "Haha, it's still your kid acquaintance, hurry up, don't disturb this Qing Xiu." ”

After the Fuhu Arhat finished speaking, he rode the big tiger with the stripes and wanted to leave.

I immediately said to Lao Bai: "Lao Bai informed Li Quan and asked him to call to report that there is an illegal building here, let the people from the municipal bureau deal with it." ”

Lao Bai was stunned at first when he heard my words, but he reacted quickly enough, and deliberately lengthened his tone and said: "Oh, I know the boss, I'll let them come over in a while and tear this down!"

I don't know if this Arhat Temple is an illegal building, this belongs to the Yang world, but even I, a person who has been in the Yang world for a long time, don't know, this eyes are about to grow like the Fuhu Arhat on the top of the head, how can he know whether their Arhat Temple is an illegal building.

As soon as he said this, Fuhu Arhat suddenly turned his head, looked at me and said, "What do you want to do?"

I pretended to be stupid and said: "Don't do anything, the municipal bureau of the mortal world is specially planning urban facilities and buildings, and this Luohan temple of yours happens to be in violation, so I asked them to see if it should be demolished!"

When Fuhu Arhat heard this, his eyes widened, and he said angrily: "You dare to destroy my temple!!"

I hurriedly waved my hand and said, "This is a serious matter, where can I provoke you, but the people in this municipal bureau, they don't know that you are the true god living here." ”

Sluts still have to be sluts to collect, this Fuhu Arhat is cheap, I'm cheaper than him!

The Fuhu Arhat shouted again, "They dare!"

I smiled and waved my hand and said, "I don't know about this, why don't you wait for the people from the municipal council to come, and you will personally show your true identity and ride your big tiger to show them the documents of this temple?"

Fuhu Arhat glared angrily and said, "You are threatening this seat???"

I nodded and said, "That's right, I'm threatening you, bastard, are you such a monk? The Buddha taught you the eight precepts and four rules, where have you learned?"

Fuhu Arhat's face turned blue with anger, and he raised the Demon Vajra circle and said, "Okay! If you dare to threaten this seat, this seat will destroy you first!"

As he spoke, he rode his big tiger and rushed towards me, but I was not afraid at all, beckoned to Lao Bai, Lao Bai instantly understood, took out his mobile phone and aimed at Fuhu Arhat, Fuhu Arhat was instantly stunned when he saw the mobile phone in Lao Bai's hand, stopped and looked at Lao Bai and said, "What magic weapon is in your hand?"

Lao Bai sneered and laughed, and said: "Hillbilly, this is not called a magic weapon, but a mobile phone, didn't you just want to beat my boss? Come on, come on, you keep fighting, I will record you the whole process, and when you get to the emperor, I'll see how you explain!"

Fuhu Arhat was stunned for a moment, and then laughed and said: "Hahaha, I thought you were going to do something, if you want to take this thing to the Emperor of Heaven to complain, I will tell you, just go, I will see what the Emperor of Heaven can do with me!"

Lao Bai is also stupid enough, Arhat is a person of the Buddha, how can the Emperor of Heaven control him, I immediately said: "Yo, we also recorded what you said just now, so you despise the Emperor of Heaven!"

Fuhu Arhat frowned and said, "I didn't say that. ”

I smiled and said, "Don't worry, I'm not cheap enough to go to the Emperor of Heaven to complain, but have you ever heard of the word Internet?"

Fuhu Arhat shook his head and said, "What do you want to do?"

I waved my hand and said, "What can we do?" But today the true god of Fuhu Arhat has revealed his true body and is trying to beat up ordinary ordinary teenagers, I am going to upload it to the Internet, so that the good men and women who believe in you can take a good look at what kind of thing the god they believe in, and whether it is worth letting them use the money they take out of their mouths to continue your incense!"

I'm completely using this to bluff this bastard, Arhat shows his true identity, even if this video is posted on the Internet, most people will just laugh at it, thinking that someone made a prank or hype, but where will Fuhu Arhat understand these doors.

Fuhu Arhat lowered his head, as if pondering whether what I said was true or false, and when I saw his expression, I felt more confident in my heart.

I hurriedly leaned towards him and shouted, "Come on, aren't you going to hit me?" ”

Fuhu Arhat gritted his teeth in anger, but he was helpless, and his eyes were about to crack when he stared at me.

Oh, hey, dare to stare at the master, it seems that he won't give him a little cheap, he doesn't know how cheap I can be, right?

With a scream, I fell down in front of the tiger and shouted, "Oh, the tiger has bitten someone! The Arhat has beaten and bullied people! Come on, someone is going to die!"

This time, not only the Fuhu Arhat but also Lao Bai and Xiao Hei were also stunned, I looked at Lao Bai wildly, Lao Bai would understand, took the phone and ran to the side to give me a close-up directly, and said: "Audience and friends, now we are in the Luohan Temple, the one riding the tiger is the legendary Fuhu Arhat, I don't know why he committed the murder, now let's interview the person concerned." ”

As he spoke, Lao Bai hurriedly pointed the camera at me, and I pointed at Lao Bai and pointed at Fuhu Arhat, what is the use of him recording me, we are scaring this Arhat God who has never seen the world.

Lao Bai hurriedly pointed the camera at Fuhu Arhat again, which made Fuhu Arhat break out in a cold sweat, and hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Everyone has seen it, it has nothing to do with me, he fell by himself, I didn't hit him, don't shoot, don't shoot!"

Hahaha, look at this reaction, the Fuhu Arhat was really fooled, so I screamed even more: "Come and see, the Arhat has beaten people, broken people, and raised tigers, this tiger is not a good thing, look at me and drool, I'm going to eat people!"

At this moment, even the tiger seemed to be frightened, carrying the Fuhu Arhat and hurriedly retreating, he retreated, Lao Bai also hurriedly chased after him, and the lens of the mobile phone never left the Fuhu Arhat at all.

Fuhu Arhat was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, and he shook his head and said, "Hurry up, you reverse black and white, you nonsense, you will go to eighteen layers of hell after death." ”

Heck, he didn't look at whose business the eighteenth layer of hell was, and he actually used the eighteenth layer of hell to scare me?

I screamed even more fiercely: "No one cares, the tiger hit someone, there is no one thousand, eight hundred, I can't get up!"

Fuhu Arhat directly took me without a move, shook his head and said: "Even if this seat is afraid of you, you hurry up, if there is anything, we can talk about it." ”

As soon as I heard this, I got up from the ground all of a sudden, shook the dust off my body, looked at Fuhu Arhat and said, "If you said that earlier, wouldn't there be nothing to do?"

Fuhu Arhat shook his head and said, "The worldly qi is really the great evil in this world!"

I smiled and said, "Amitabha, please also ask the true god of the Arhat to release people quickly, I will preach the goodness and beauty of the true god among the world, and I will definitely make this world full of flowers, and I have realized the compassion of my Buddha." ”

Fuhu Luohan shook his head and said: "Don't talk nonsense, what is your friend's surname, and what is the eight characters of his birthday?

"Oh, Luohan is swearing, record it for him!" I said to Lao Bai.

Fuhu Arhat was really afraid of this inconspicuous mobile phone, and his face was so angry that his face turned white for a while and red for a while.

But then his expression was as kind as that of Maitreya Buddha, and he said to me: "Please also ask Your Highness to speak, so that this seat can release people and send His Highness back." ”

This is like words, I beckoned to Xiao Hei, and Xiao Hei immediately said: "Wang Fenglian, it's been a year, it's been a month, Gengyin day, Zi Shi." ”

Xiao Hei reported Shang Yuhan's grandmother's name and birthday, and Fuhu Arhat's face was furrowed, and then he said: "This person, this seat has not summoned his soul." ”

I waved my hand and said, "Arhat God, if you really want to say that, then I will lie down again." ”

(Education 123 Literature Network)