1 Hunted down system
"Escort, escort, escort!"
The tree in the sea was still scrambling to pull out the roots under its feet, and its face was full of panic.
Li Zhiyang glanced at the white-haired zombie lying at his feet in shock, and then shouted: "Okay, stop shouting, it's dead!"
Three days ago, when he was playing a game, he was inexplicably bound to this universe invincible super god cash cow system, and just hearing the name made him very happy.
I thought that I had finally moved the heavens, so God also sent me a portable system, and I was about to turn over and walk to the peak of my life!
But how could you think that this system is such a ghostly animal?
Other people's gods are either unfathomable, or they send you some tasks that cost you money every day, anyway, as long as you complete the tasks, you can level up and unlock more system functions.
But my own system is good, this is bound to the upper body, and before I can figure out how to work, I was chased and killed!
And the first task I received was: to protect this universe invincible super god rich cash cow system, from the pursuit of white-haired zombies from the netherworld!
Fortunately, Li Zhiyang himself is a secondary and second heavenly master who is not in the stream, and he already knows these things like cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods, plus he has also learned a few three-legged cats' demon slaying kung fu.
That's how he took care of this white-haired zombie, of course, the most important thing is that this zombie was originally injured and bloody, otherwise he would definitely have confessed to this today!
"Alright, stop shouting, this zombie is dead!"
"666! I like you, young man!"
"The system defense mission is successful, get 30 points of system favor, reward 2 million in cash, get diamond-level equipment from the white-haired zombie, and save your life... ”
The shameless voice of the universe's invincible super god cash cow system sounded in Li Zhiyang's ears again.
There is a small field in the mountains in the sea of knowledge, and a big tree grows in the middle of the field.
The trunk of this tree is the thickness of a bucket, more than three meters high, and the branches are luxuriant.
The face in the middle of the trunk of the tree no longer had the panicked look it had before, but its eyes were closed, and the two branches on its head actually hung down on the chest of that face and pinched a law seal, with a solemn appearance.
If it weren't for the ugly state of seeing this guy fleeing before, Li Zhiyang might have been bluffed by him, but now when he sees him, Li Zhiyang will think of the most popular 'pope' emoji on the Internet.
This guy has a solemn appearance above, but there are a few roots like vines sticking out from below, and he is rolling up the corpse of the white-haired zombie and dragging it under the roots.
Obviously, this white-haired zombie will become the nourishment of this cash cow!
It's okay, so you don't have to dispose of the corpse yourself.
Seeing that this guy was dignified, but he was very obscene, Li Zhiyang couldn't help but scold.
"As soon as the people's Shenhao system is around, it is to give money at the beginning, and the host's only task is to spend money, and you can upgrade it with money, and then get more money, but you are good, as soon as you come out, Lao Tzu will be hunted down... In addition to shouting 666, do you dare to say what kind of Shenhao system you are?"
"Didn't I give you two million too?"
Well, that's a bit of a word.
But when Li Zhiyang took the two million out of the system, he was dumbfounded.
"What kind of money is this? It's 50,000 pieces? It's won!"
"My last host was Korean, and he liked the won, and besides, isn't the won also money? According to today's exchange rate, this is more than 12,000!"
The facial features of the tree man were squeezed together, like an embarrassing word, Li Zhiyang thought about it, this is more than 10,000 at all...
Eh, wait, something seems wrong?
"Hmm, you said you had another host before, and I can ask, what happened to your previous host?"
"Haha, this... Ha ha... He's dead... ”
The treeman's face was even more embarrassed, and his voice was pitifully small.
"What? Say the last few words again!"
"He's dead!
The tree man was annoyed and angry, and Li Zhiyang was completely petrified.
What kind of ghost animal system is this, people bind a system, and immediately get endless money, and the task every day is to spend all day drinking, pretending to be forced to slap the face, and the harem is in groups, and they are at the peak of life.
No matter how bad it is, it will make you constantly fight monsters and upgrade, and take you to pretend to be forced to fly.
But I'm so good, I can burp myself every minute!
"System, you honestly tell me, how many hosts have you had before?"
"I refuse to answer this question!"
"What, I don't want this money, can I unbind it?"
"Dreaming, since you have been bound, you are born as a person of this system, and death is a ghost of this system!"
"I'll wipe it, I'll shoot it to death when I move the stool... ”
"Eh, what are you doing? Calm down, calm down... ”
Li Zhiyang lit himself an 82-year-old Zhongnanhai and forced himself to calm down.
"Actually, my deity is indeed called the Universe Invincible Super God Hao Money Tree System, just by listening to the name, you know! I may have nothing else, but it's just not bad for money... ”
Seeing that Li Zhiyang had calmed down, this tree man no longer concealed it.
"In those years, I couldn't spend a lot of money on hand, so I took out loans to many people, repaid the wind and invested in many companies, and even made an angel round for many other systems. ”
Li Zhiyang glanced at him in surprise, and sure enough, it was worthy of the Shenhao system, which was economically minded, and unlike those loser systems that only issued money-spending tasks, this system would make money.
Wait, what do you mean, you've invested in a lot of other systems?
Before he could ask, the system continued.
"Originally, everyone was well-behaved, but who would have thought that later, those people I invested, the company and the system, actually wanted to repay the debt, not only did not pay me back, but also sent people to hunt me down... ”
But then the tree man changed his words, and Li Zhiyang was a little confused, what kind of ghost animal world does this system come from?
"Eh, wait, you're also the god of the system, when you lend money to others, don't you have to mortgage, or rather, don't you have a backhand?"
"Of course I have it! Originally, those guys didn't dare to use their brains, but there was an inner ghost around me, and this guy ruined all my backhands!"
Speaking of this, the expression on the face of this tree man began to be a little distorted, and Li Zhiyang finally understood why this system was chased and killed at the beginning.
"That's how I hid XC for three years, during which I changed countless hosts, until I met you today!"
"Ahem, why don't we survive for a while, won't you still be able to make money anyway?"