Chapter 138: The Lie Meets the Lack of Virtue Ghost
Chen Guangda has always been a person who has a piece as two flowers, and he is even more so when he has a day when there is no tomorrow, a big hot pot is directly set up in the canteen, and all the miscellaneous things are thrown in, with the help of the national goddess Lao Gan Ma, the pungent aroma almost fills the entire building.
Soon, hungry heads popped up at the door of the cafeteria, and more than a dozen survivors looked at the hot pot and swallowed foam, these people were so hungry that even the old godmother could swallow them raw, and it was estimated that they dared to eat the human flesh, but this time was simply commonplace in the face of Chen Guangda, he lit a cigarette and shouted: "Do you have any wine? Beer and white are fine, bring them over and exchange them for a bowl of rice for you to eat!"
"Yes, I have a few bottles of good wine......
Zhou Yun at the door hurriedly agreed, hurriedly ran upstairs and quickly ran back, but not only did she have a few more bottles of Wuliangye in her hand, but she also took half a Chinese cigarette, Chen Guangda directly opened the cigarette and gave it to Zhang Mang and Huang Daya, and then pointed to the vacant seat next to him and said: "Sit down and eat together, but you have to drink a few glasses with us!"
"Well... Thank you......."
The surroundings nodded very stiffly, wiped their hands and sat down, this woman is relatively clean, there is still a good smell of soap on her body, it is estimated that she has just taken a bath in the heavy rain yesterday, and Chen Guangda lit a cigarette and asked with a smile: "Principal Zhou! In addition to your cousin, are there any relatives here? Are you married?"
"It's over, but my husband doesn't know where it is, it's just me and my cousin here......"
Zhou Yun glanced at Chen Guangda and hung his head in a panic, not daring to look at his sharp eyes at all, always feeling that Chen Guangda seemed to be able to see through his clothes, and Chen Guangda immediately laughed, opened a bottle of wine and handed it to her and said: "It's good to be married, only a married woman knows and understands, and you will be the wine commander today!"
"Brother Chen, can I leave something for my cousin to eat? We're really hungry......
Zhou Yun instinctively hugged the wine bottle, looked at Chen Guangda pitifully, and Chen Guangda waved his hand and agreed directly, the happy Zhou Yun hurriedly stood up and poured wine for them one by one, Chen Guangda immediately held her little hand and smiled: "You can drink as much as you pour me, I will reward you with two cans if you drink one cup, if you dare to drink three glasses, I will choose what I have here!"
"I ...... I'll try it as much as I can......"
Zhou Yun's pretty face turned red, because Chen Guangda was constantly scratching her palm, she hurriedly pulled out her little hand and sat back with her head hooked, but Liu Sha next to her frowned suspiciously, and asked Yan Qing in a low voice: "Sister! The sixth master seems to be particularly interested in this woman, but this woman is not as good-looking as Chen Jiayi!"
"You still dare to call yourself a concubine, you don't even understand what he really likes, this bastard is a hardcore leg fetish, he can spend at least half an hour on my leg every time, I even suspect that he likes my ...... because of my legs"
Yan Qing pursed her lips with a greasy face, Liu Sha immediately turned her head and looked at Zhou Yun's legs, sure enough! Zhou Yun's legs are constantly long and well-proportioned, and the stockings full of holes also have a sense of abusive visual impact, not to mention Yan Qing's beautiful legs, exaggerating to say that there are basically legs below the chest, and normal pants have to be cropped pants on her legs.
"Then you don't want to take care of it, he must go out at night to steal people......"
Liu Sha stared at Zhou Yun with vinegar, her figure was similar to Chen Jiayi, plump was plump enough, but her legs were a little thick when her ass was big, no wonder Chen Guangda had never played with her legs.
"Hmph~ If he dares to go out to make trouble, the old lady will kill him......"
Yan Qing laughed very confidently, leaned over and whispered to Liu Sha, and then secretly pointed to Chen Guangda's waist bag, Liu Sha immediately covered her mouth in surprise and smiled: "Sister......! Gott~"
Before Liu Sha's words were finished, she suddenly covered her mouth and almost vomited, Xu Lizhen hurriedly ran over and patted her on the back, and asked with concern, but Yan Qing's pretty face changed instantly, frowning and asking, "Liu Sha!
"Damn! No way, I wear a condom every time, even if I'm pregnant, it can't be my ......"
Chen Guang jumped up in fright, shouting with excitement on his face, but Liu Sha straightened up and waved his hand: "It's not that I'm pregnant, I just came to my aunt last week, it is estimated that I have a bad stomach, or I have eaten too much watermelon!"
"There's medicine! I've got medicine......
Before Liu Sha's words fell, a white and tender big fat man rushed in outside the door, just saw that he directly threw a satchel on the table, poured out a lot of medicines with a "hula", and then nodded and said: "Big brothers and sisters, I have all the medicines here, whether it is anti-inflammatory and sterilization, or I have a cold and fever, no, I will also have a few ancestral medical skills, I can help you take the pulse!"
"Do you know Chinese medicine like you?" don't fool around......
Chen Guangda looked at the fat man carefully, this fat man should look about the same age as him, with an average figure and appearance, but the roe head rat is not a good thing at first glance, and it is to the point that the old godmother can eat it raw, the weight of this product is still one hundred and eighty or ninety pounds, you can imagine how much he weighed.
"It's not a fool! I have been a five-generation old Chinese medicine practitioner for five generations, and my specialty is to treat all kinds of bruises, incurable diseases, especially all kinds of sexually transmitted diseases, I am a well-known doctor in our country, and I opened the largest private clinic in Mashi......
The fat man patted his chest with a bang, nodded and handed Chen Guangda a business card, Chen Guangda took it and looked at it and said with a smile: "Wang Dafu! Your name is very auspicious, but it is a mule or a horse, you should slip it first, if you brag, I will not be polite to you!"
"I promise you with my head, absolutely cured ...... cure"
Wang Dafu patted his chest confidently, and then took Liu Sha's wrist very politely, sat in front of her and took the pulse for a while, and then frowned and said: "The so-called illness is not a doctor!
"Hmmm! I went crazy all night last night......"
Liu Sha bit her red lip and nodded shyly, Yan Qing next to her immediately turned her head in embarrassment, and Wang Dafu followed and said proudly: "The name of my miracle doctor is not blown out, as soon as I take your pulse, I know that you are too crazy, as soon as I eat something cold today, I will immediately catch a cold, I will pick a few boxes of medicine for you to eat first, you can just look at the diagnosis and give it!"
"Lao Tzu gives you a ...... hair"
Chen Guangda suddenly burst into a shout, and slammed a box of medicine on Wang Dafu's head, Wang Dafu was immediately smashed by him screamed, and fell to the ground, seeing that Chen Guangda actually took out the gun, he immediately shouted in panic: "Don't do it, I don't want a dime!"
"Fuck! It actually fooled your grandfather, are you a Chinese medicine doctor? The words on your medicine box are all printed, and there are stacks of business cards in your bag saying that you are a medical representative, and I think you are a fucking ...... who sells fake medicines."
Chen Guangda smashed a large amount of medicine on his head again, rushed over and kicked him twice, Wang Dafu immediately cried and shouted to his mother: "Stop fighting! Please, don't fight, medicine...... The medicine is indeed fake, but I am really a Chinese medicine doctor, if I lie to you, I will not die!"
"Look at me! Repeat what you just said......"
Chen Guangda walked directly in front of him, bent down and put the gun on his head, Wang Dafu was frightened and sweated like pulp, and said tremblingly: "I...... My grandfather and my father are both old Chinese medicine practitioners, I grew up in their edification when I was a child, and I am also a genuine Chinese medicine practitioner, but now Chinese medicine is not popular, I have a medical skill but I can't make money, so I have to start selling...... Selling counterfeit medicines!"
"You ...... say it again"
Chen Guangda pressed the ** suddenly, and put his finger directly on the trigger, who knew that Wang Dafu immediately screamed and shouted: "Big brother, I was wrong! My father is not an old Chinese medicine doctor, and neither is my grandfather, but I really graduated from the University of Chinese Medicine, but ...... But I got our professor's wife, he didn't give me a diploma, I couldn't find a job and could only sell fake drugs, and I was also forced!"
"Hmph~ This time it's almost the same, dare to lie in front of your grandfather, and don't pee and take pictures......"
Chen Guangda straightened up very proudly, but the person next to him was stunned by Wang Dafu, he didn't expect that this fat man's lie could come with his mouth open, and he didn't even have to hit the draft, and Chen Guangda kicked him again and asked: "What's the matter with her? If you dare to talk nonsense again, Lao Tzu will collapse you!"
"That's it...... It's just a simple cold, drink more hot water and you'll be fine......"
Wang Dafu got up and hooked his waist in fear, his face was depressed as if he had been caught and raped in bed, but Yan Qing said teasingly: "The liar spirit has met the ghost of lack of morality, and today is considered your bad luck, but I still have to test you, I just happened to see a Chinese medicine doctor before the end, if you can tell me my situation correctly, I will stay and let you eat tonight!"
"Okay! I ...... I did my best......"
Wang Dafu hurriedly wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, carefully picked up Yan Qing's wrist, and then said honestly: "Your liver is too hot, your temper is irritable and irritable, which will cause you to dream frequently at night, and you are also not rested enough, there are still signs of drinking a lot last night, and your blood is surging, I'm afraid it's not a recent abortion......
"Fuck you! When did the old lady have an abortion, you dead liar......"
Yan Qing became angry all of a sudden, and directly rounded her arm and slapped Wang Dafu with a big mouth, if she hadn't given Chen Guangda for the first time, this basin of dirty water would have been detained on her head, but Wang Dafu said aggrievedly: "I haven't finished my words yet, I want to say that if you have either had an abortion recently, or you have just been broken, your intercourse is more frequent than that sister!"
"Uh~"
Yan Qing was immediately embarrassed and couldn't speak, only she knew that Chen Guangda had a lot of beasts, except for the few days when she came to her aunt, she could rest and rest, and the dead beasts didn't let her sleep well at all, and she didn't give up if she didn't toss her upside down every night, and she couldn't wait to die on her directly.
"Not bad, fat man, it seems that you still have some real skills, go and eat with us......"
Chen Guang laughed and patted Wang Dafu's shoulder, Wang Dafu immediately sat down ecstatically, but Xu Lizhen stuck it up again, leaned beside him and whispered: "Hey! Little fat man, is there a way to cure abnormal vaginal discharge?
"That's great! I'm good at it, and I'm a gynecological miracle doctor......