Chapter 124: Elder Wang is angry
Zhang Meng heard the pause when Xu Yi spoke, quietly looked at the old man's side, and secretly glanced at Xu Yi, signaling that Wang Lao was quite happy at this time, let's say more nice things.
"Longevity pills, can you live long if you eat them?"
"It's okay, you can add some longevity. ”
Regarding Zhang Meng's inquiry, Xu Yi thought about the information he saw in the memory of the medicine king again, and then gave an accurate answer.
"Longevity pills are secret health pills, food for health, the weak become prosperous, and the strong become stronger. ”
Gouging out his ears with his little thumb, Zhang Meng looked at Xu Yi faintly: "Speak human words." ”
"Boom!"
After taking a sip, Xu Yi pouted and said: "Longevity pill is a kind of health pill in ancient times, mostly used for high-ranking people, after eating, it can restore the health of patients who are born weak, and it can also make people who are already in good health more and more robust and long-lived." ”
"All in all, in short, it is a great tonic that can be taken when you are sick and can be taken if you are not sick. ”
While speaking, Xu Yi divided the ten bottles of medicine into four parts, Yan Lao and Wang Lao both got three bottles, and Zhang Meng and Xu Yi each had two bottles.
"Stinky boy, count yourself as filial!"
After getting three bottles of longevity pills, Wang Lao's eyes were finally kind, and he flicked Zhang Meng's head and trained him: "Xu Yi is filial to the old man, what about your filial piety?"
Zhang Meng, who was still happy, shouted with a bitter face: "Master, your hand strength is too great, and besides, don't you already have three bottles~"
The little girlfriend Wu Han wanted her hometown because of the Spring Festival, and she told Zhang Meng before she went back that she would tell her parents that she had a boyfriend when she went back.
Zhang Meng felt that he was several years older than his little girlfriend, and he was afraid that his future mother-in-law would not agree, so he got these two bottles of pills, and was secretly planning to use longevity pills to please his future mother-in-law and father-in-law.
"Looking at the old man, don't you know what you're thinking? I must want to send it to your girlfriend's parents, it's not married yet, just rush up, be careful of being wronged!"
Seeing Zhang Meng's happy little expression at this time, Wang Lao turned on the poisonous tongue mode, spraying Zhang Meng without the power to resist.
"Oh, Elder Wang, Hanhan's parents are not such people. ”
"You say no, it's not, this hasn't met yet, and the elbow is turned to the mother-in-law's house?"
It's not that I'm angry about the pills, Wang Lao simply doesn't look down on his attitude towards that little girlfriend.
"Tell me, is your girlfriend still a girlfriend? It's been half a month since I've been gone, and from time to time I leave you behind for something to eat, so that you have an object is better than no object, and a single dog can still pursue others, but what about you? What else can you do besides being a wife?!"
Wang Lao is full of anger, and he has lived here for so long, because Xu Yi always flies around, and here, the person who often gets along with Wang Lao is Zhang Meng.
In daily life, because of Zhang Meng's good temperament and understanding of his body, Wang Lao has already regarded this muddy boy as his own half, so seeing that Zhang Meng is always left behind by that little girlfriend, Wang Lao already has a lot of opinions about this.
"Elder Wang, I ......"
Zhang Meng was dejectedly trained, he liked Wu Han very much, but he also really respected Wang Lao, regarded him as his master, and even put his longing for his elders when he was young on Wang Lao.
"What are you, do you know what it means to rush and not to buy and sell? Have you never thought that on your terms, you don't need to ask people, but others ask you?!"
"That's it, you stinky boy just want to off the old man!!"
The more he talked, the more angry he became, Wang Lao shook his hand out of the door angrily, and was dizzy by the stinky boy, forgetting that there was still an old man in the room, Wang Lao returned to his bedroom in a depressed mood, and locked it again after throwing the door.
The old man ran away angrily as he spoke, Zhang Meng was suddenly a little dumbfounded, and only looked at Xu Yi helplessly.
"Mengzi, you can't help, you can take care of Elder Wang by yourself. ”
Shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands to say that there was nothing he could do about it, and some of Xu Yi and Wang Lao's thoughts coincided.
I also feel that Wu Han, as a lover, leaves Zhang Meng alone in G City every ten days and half a month, leaving him alone in the "empty boudoir", and never thought of flying to other cities with Zhang Meng, even when he is in love, Zhang Meng has never seen the relatives of the Wu family.
In contrast, although Yuyan will also enter the laboratory, it is because when Xu Yi is busy, Yuyan takes the initiative to ask to enter the laboratory in order not to interfere with the urgent events that her lover is busy with, so that she will not lose her temper when her boyfriend is not around.
"Alas. ”
Crying with a sad face, Zhang Meng figured out what Wang Lao was angry for, and his heart was warm and a little sour at the same time.
In a relationship, it is really chilling that one party always gives, but the other party does not respond much. Zhang Meng was suddenly a little confused, what position was he in for Wu Hanlai?
Elder Yan, who was watching the whole process, said that because he didn't know the inside story, he just had to keep smiling.
……
The angry Wang Lao was served by the shameless Zhang Meng for a few days, and he was temporarily appeased.
Because he has been angry once, it is not good to dwell on the problem of Zhang Meng's little girlfriend.
For this reason, the resentful boy was angry with Wang Lao, so he trained Zhang Meng to death, not only taught him the body method and the practice route, but also worked overtime to increase the 100-ball array from 200 dodgeballs to 500.
"Hiss-I Xu, you're too heavy!"
Let the five hundred dodgeballs smashed his nose and face be swollen, Zhang Meng's little white face because of the benevolent pill to wash the muscles and marrow, which can be regarded as changing his "image" as he wished.
"Hahaha!"
Looking at the other party's appearance after taking the medicine, Xu Yi smiled happily, with a blue nose and swollen face and the color of gauze and ointment, Zhang Meng's current face is particularly "wonderful", just like a costume for performing and singing on stage.
Xu Yi's laughter was too rampant, Zhang Meng's face was white and green, green and green, and finally fixed on green.
Seeing the good brother's angry green face, Xu Yi laughed again, laughing, and patted the poor table vigorously: "Mengzi, ouch! You turn your head quickly, hahahahaha-looking at your face again, I'm going to laugh crazy~"
"Old!
Zhang Meng almost became a pufferfish, he was so miserable, Xu Yi was still laughing so loudly, did he have any sympathy? !
Facing Zhang Meng's unconscious words, Xu Yi said very ruthlessly and unreasonably: "Oh, no. ”
"My conscience dog takes me away, I'm a haha machine without compassion. ”
"Hahaha!"
After saying that, Xu Yi was going to laugh crazy again, Zhang Meng's mourning was more than the death of his heart to look at the sky, his brother was not saved - everyone is fine! Drag Lao Xu away!!