Chapter 278: Newlywed
As soon as he said this, the laughter not only did not stop, but became more hearty, as if the more I scolded him, the happier I became.
I shook my head helplessly, and then said, "What are you laughing at, perverted, do you like to be scolded?"
The voice said: "I laugh at you and Ling Yi really smell like each other, and at the same time I understand why he values you so much, you and him are the same, you do things based on emotion and emotion more than reason, there is no city government and love and hate clearly, the methods are sometimes cruel but you can support your loved ones with your life, in short, you are all very conflicted." ”
I can't tell if he's scolding me or praising me?
I was about to answer, but the voice added: "I'm starting to be a little curious about your future, some people do everything but end up badly, some people rely on emotions but still dominate one side, okay, go to the last calamity." ”
As soon as the voice fell, the voice dissipated, and I was plunged into darkness around me, and I told myself that this was the last fate, and that I must be extremely careful.
Memories came back to my mind again, this time I thought it would be so dangerous, but what I didn't expect was that this time it was actually my big wedding day!
The red lights are hung high, everywhere is colorful, the deep and dark underworld has completely changed its appearance today, the yin soldiers who are not smiling on weekdays have a happy look on their faces today, and the screams of the ghosts in the past in the city have also become a festive suona sound today, and the word Xi can be seen everywhere on the street!
At this moment, I am preparing to pick up my relatives, and the bride has two people, Wu Lingna and Jin Qiaoer.
At the end of the transmission of the memory fragment, my eyes immediately showed the current scene, I was sitting at the table in a red robe, in front of my brothers, Xiao Hei and Lao Bai were my best men, Lao Bai smiled at me and said: "Boss, what are you stunned about? The hour is coming, let's go pick up my sister-in-law!"
Lao Bai's shout, I can be regarded as coming back to my senses, my wedding day, can this be regarded as my calamity?
The prince smiled and said: "Brother Bai, our boss may be a little excited, if you think about it now, we are all monogamous, our boss will marry two sisters-in-law for us at once, and whoever will be confused, hahaha." ”
Xiaopang also interjected: "That's it, look at the boss, look at me again, it's been so long, I don't have a girlfriend yet, I guess I should be lonely and old in this life." ”
The brothers teased me, and the atmosphere was quite good, but I didn't have any bottom in my heart, because I knew that there would definitely be something strange in it, but where would this weirdness come from?
This made me feel very uncertain, and at the same time, the voice in the dark did not come out to tell me what to do, which made me even more overwhelmed.
With a bang, the door of my room was pushed open, and the person standing at the door was actually my father, who scolded when he saw me: "Stinky boy!
As soon as the father spoke, the brothers immediately coaxed and said, "Don't worry, the king is following the boss now, and we can't delay it!"
While talking, Bian Leng pulled me out alive, out of the gate of the house, the scene outside the door made me a little amazed, with me to pick up relatives, in addition to my brothers, there are hundreds of Yin soldiers, these Yin soldiers today are also different from the day, take off the heavy armor, put on festive clothes, everyone is holding a silver gun to deter the enemy, but a festive salute!
When he arrived at the door, Xiao Hei took the lead and said to the Yin soldiers: "Brothers, what is our task today?"
All the Yin soldiers shouted in unison: "Pick up my sister-in-law!"
Lao Bai also shouted: "What if the people in my sister-in-law's family block it?"
The Yin soldiers laughed and said, "Hahaha, then we'll rob it!"
As soon as the words fell, the dragon car also arrived, and Lao Bai said to me: "Boss, let's go!"
As the saying goes, there are three major celebrations in life, when you meet your old acquaintances in a foreign country, when the title of the gold list, there is the last candle night in the cave room, the first two things I can't experience, but now I am feeling this last kind of joy, the company of brothers, the joy of the family, has made me fully integrated into it, regardless of whether it is a catastrophe or not, such joy is only once in a lifetime, since I have caught up, then how can I easily let go.
I stepped on the dragon car, with this huge team of relatives, through the avenues in the city, the sky is full of flowers, the wandering spirits on the street are saying hello to me, this way, I really feel the joy of the newlywed, to the door of Wu Lingna's house, the Wu family's Praetorian Guards have long been waiting here, everyone is uniformed, holding silver guns, this is not like coming to greet us, but it feels like a war!
Lao Bai shook his head with a smile and said, "Boss, Sister Nana is going to play new tricks again." ”
I shook my head with a wry smile and said, "When I marry her back, see if I can't clean her up." ”
The leader of the Wu family's Praetorian Guard, Yin General, was Ren Feng with two long knives, and when he saw us, Ren Feng pulled out his two knives and said, "It's my aunt of the Wu family who came!"
I smiled and replied, "Exactly, you guys want to have a few tricks with me, right?"
Ren Feng laughed and said: "I don't dare, it's just that the eldest lady instructed that you can't let the eldest aunt pass so easily, and ordered me to wait here, what do you say we want to let you pass?"
The so-called kissing, in fact, also depends on the robbery, of course, this robbery is not a real robbery, just a custom, the groom to receive his wife, need to pass many tests, one is to prove that it is true love, the other is also to enliven the atmosphere of the wedding.
I smiled and waved my hand and said, "I don't count it, you are your mother's family, you can say it!"
Ren Feng laughed and said, "Okay, brothers, show the eldest aunt the generous gifts we have prepared!"
As soon as the words fell, the Wu family's Praetorian Guards flashed to the side, and I looked over at a glance, and the good guys were actually piled up with a mountain of wine jars behind them, and this closer look was at least hundreds of altars!
My eyes flickered, and I held my forehead and said, "What are you guys playing with?"
Ren Feng smiled and pointed to the wine jar behind him and said: "Auntie, there are a total of five hundred and twenty jars of wine here, the eldest lady said that the eldest aunt loves to drink, and the wine here is drunk by the eldest aunt, and then you can enter the house." ”
"Don't be busy, there's ours!"
A large number of handsome men dressed in white emerged from behind the Wu Family Praetorian Guard, and everyone also held a jar of wine in their hands, and the leader smiled at me: "Little aunt, our Jin family also has these five hundred and twenty altars!"
I'll go, what are the two families playing, you have to drink me to death, right?
I can understand why my wedding day is considered a catastrophe, and if I drink these wines, I won't just finish it!
I waved my hand and said, "Don't be kidding, you're not drinking, it's just deadly!"
Ren Feng said with a smile: "Auntie, it's not easy for you to walk together, now they are waiting for you to go in the house, Auntie, it's impossible to retreat in the face of this difficulty." ”
Yes, the words are all said about this, I will definitely not be able to say if I don't drink, I looked at Lao Bai with a wry smile and said, "What should I do?"
Lao Bai smiled: "Boss, don't panic and be on the way!"
I shook my head and said, "What did that kid do, I didn't see him just now?"
Lao Bai smiled: "You can't rely on force to rob relatives, we still have to rely on some wisdom, we need red envelopes to open the door in the yang world, and we will follow suit today!"
How did I forget this, isn't the wedding picture just a celebration?
After a while, the stinky boy of Wudao really came, panting and looking at me and said, "Brother Qin, you really tossed me when you got married, remember, you must compensate me!"
Wudao arrived, followed by a dozen or so Yin soldiers, carrying a few large boxes, no need to guess, this must be filled with fairy stones, I said to the Wu family's Praetorian Guards and the Jin family's people: "Oh, I definitely have to drink the wine, but I definitely can't drink it alone, I want to ask all the brothers present to help, how about it?"
Ren Feng said with a smile: "Before you marry our young lady back, you're busy calling us, brothers, do you agree?"
The Wu family guards and the people of the Jin family said in unison: "Of course I don't agree!"
Lao Bai jumped out of the dragon cart with a smile, opened all the boxes of fairy stones, and then said with a smile: "What now?"
Everyone said in unison: "You can think about it, think about it!"
I jumped out of the cart, held up a jar of spirits, and said to everyone, "Thank you to all of you for blessing me in different ways, and I promise my families that I will not owe them both!"
After speaking, I lifted the jar and drank it in one gulp!
Although this wine is strong, but when I drink it, I feel that there is a feeling that I have never had before, and the people of the Jin family and the Wu family saw that I had done it, and they also raised the wine jar one after another!
Ren Feng laughed and said: "I wish my uncle and the two eldest ladies to grow old together and be happy forever!
"Grow old together, be happy forever!"
Everyone present raised the wine jar and drank it one after another, and as soon as the wine was drunk, Wudao immediately pulled his neck and shouted: "Brother who drank wine, come and get the red envelope!"
As soon as the words fell, the two families rushed over, and Ren Feng laughed at me and said, "Auntie, go in quickly, the eldest ladies can't wait!"
I smiled and nodded, "Thank you for your blessings, then I'll go in!"
After speaking, I was about to step into the gate of the army's house, when a yin soldier with a hurried expression rushed over from outside and shouted: "Your Highness, Your Highness!
As soon as the Yin soldier shouted, Lao Bai said with a displeased face: "On the day of great joy, what are you shouting!"
The Yin soldier was scolded by Lao Bai, as if he was frightened, and said hesitantly: "This is from the yang world, an urgent letter." ”
I smiled and patted the Yin soldier on the shoulder, and said, "Brother, don't be nervous, it's okay, come and drink my wedding wine in a while." ”
As I spoke, I took the urgent letter, opened it and saw that there were only a few lines written on it: "Qin Yan save me, I am Chen Wanyi." ”
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