"A person's energy should always be limited, right?"

"That's right, I heard that Professor Ye was not engaged in literature at the beginning, but a mathematician, how can he still have so much time to study calligraphy?"

"Don't talk about those useless ones, just talk about what to do next, right?"

"What else can I do, I can only go to the Lishu! Let Lao Yang go up and try it." ”

"Well, that's all there is to it, I hope he's not so perverted. ”

The masters on the other side finally finished discussing, and by this time the fifth boat had slowly floated out. Here, Ye Feng was drinking the fourth glass of wine in a daze.

Peach Blossom Stuff!

In this early winter season, it is really rare to be able to drink a glass of peach blossom wine. The fragrant fragrance of the flowers could be smelled even by the masters on the other side.

Envy!

Four glasses of wine, they didn't taste a single glass!

And the most annoying thing is that Ye Feng, a bastard, likes to chirp every time he drinks, it's just intentional!

The masters secretly clenched their fists one by one!

Must win!

This game must be won!

The boat was getting closer and closer, and everyone could see what was written on the flag.

"Wine"!

Just one word!

Yang Lao stood up directly, and said to Ye Feng: "Professor Ye, do you dare to try it with Lishu?" Yang Lao's words were even more direct than Li Lao in the previous game, and he was simply undisguised.

"Why don't you dare?"

Ye Feng laughed loudly, leaned his neck and drank wildly, not caring that the wine wet his clothes, his face was already wet, and even the wine slowly slid down his chin.

Beyond the wandering wreckage, the world is endless!

At this moment, Ye Feng has really entered a wonderful situation, that is...... He really drank too much!

Four glasses of wine, four taels of a glass, Ye has already drunk more than one and a half catties. Seriously, it's a miracle that Ye Feng can still stand up now!

Although Ye can still stand up, he is already swaying, holding the wine glass in his left hand, wiping the corners of his mouth with his right hand, shaking it left and shaking it right, and everyone watching it is laughing.

We've seen a lot of people who have drunk too much, but they have drunk too much because they have always won games, and it's really the first time we've seen each other!

"Brother-in-law, I'll do this game. ”

Leng Mei next to her saw that Ye Feng couldn't stand steadily, so she got up and said.

"No! no!" Ye exclaimed inarticulately, "I'm fine! Bring me a pen, I can still write!"

Ye was swaying, but he didn't stand firm and fell to the ground, fortunately he was a little away from the creek now, otherwise he would definitely fall into the river now!

That's a lot of fun!

Even if you don't fall into the river, it's a lot of fun!

When everyone saw that Ye Feng had fallen, the scene immediately burst into laughter.

"Hahaha!"

"Can this boy do it?"

"Hahaha laughed at me, I'm drunk like this, what else can I write!"

"Let's go back to sleep!"

"Now the masters are going to win!"

"If you can get drunk on this occasion, this is also the number one person!haha!"

For a while, both the guests and the juniors of the Lan family burst into laughter, and there was no lack of mockery.

Even the people of the Lan family covered their faces and didn't look at it.

"I'm also serving my brother-in-law. ”

"At first, I saw my brother-in-law drinking so fiercely, I thought he had a lot of money, but it turned out that he didn't have any points in his heart after making trouble for a long time!"

"Once, I thought my brother-in-law was unreliable, but then he showed his invincible calligraphy, and I thought I saw hope. However, my brother-in-law proved with his strength how correct my first feeling about him was!"

“……”

Here, Leng Mei hurriedly helped Ye Feng up, "Brother-in-law?"

"It's fine. Ye Feng shook his head and looked at the wine glass in his hand, hey, how much wine was spilled inside!

Over there, Yang Lao had already begun to write, Ye Feng was stunned for a while, as if he had just remembered that he was in a game, and leaned on Leng Mei's body drunkenly, holding a cup in his left hand and a pen in his right hand.

Ye leaned on Leng Mei, and drank while writing, and a lot of wine was spilled on the rice paper, and Ye Feng didn't care.

The pen walks the trend of the dragon and the snake, and the posture of the dragon and the phoenix!

Soon, Ye shook the pen.

Really, he really shook it off. After the eldest brother finished writing, he didn't know if it was intentional or what, anyway, he threw the brush in his hand three meters away and fell directly into the stream.

Everyone was speechless, this guy has the rhythm of drunkenness!

Although Yang Lao over there started writing first, but he hadn't finished writing yet, the waiter here hurriedly lifted Ye Feng's work first.

Lishu!

It's really a book!

Rather, it represents Han Li, who is at the peak of Lishu!

The calligraphers on the other side of the river were stunned, looking at the neatly arranged flat fonts on the wine-stained rice paper, everyone was shocked, but not too surprised.

Very contradictory!

But it's real!

They are actually already prepared, and they can accept Ye Feng's official book. But what shocked them was that you drank like this, how could the hell you write such beautiful words?

Won't your hand shake with a pen?

Yang Lao, who hadn't finished writing yet, also threw the pen away and threw it into the creek.

Don't write it!

How do you write this Nima?

This son of a son is not human!

Even if your poetry is good, I can bear it even if your calligraphy is good!

But can you not take both?

Yes?

Poetry is good, calligraphy is good!

What the hell can this compare?

Yang is always angry, and his beard is flying!

He didn't just admit defeat because of Ye Feng's official letter, but was stimulated by Ye Feng's poem!

It's true!

He was really stimulated!

And not only him, but almost the people who laughed at Ye Feng just now, after seeing this poem, they were all dumbfounded.

I feel as if I have a bowl of old blood in my chest, and I don't vomit unpleasantly!

Dean Hu tugged at the corners of his mouth and said helplessly: "This Professor Ye is really a master who refuses to suffer, and he has this talent." ”

Feng Lao next to him also grinned and said: "This "Peach Blossom Fairy Poem", if it wasn't written on this occasion today, it would definitely be a superb work, but I don't feel right when I put it here?" (Formerly known as "Peach Blossom Fairy Poem", the author Tang Bohu.) ）

"Of course it doesn't feel right, this is Professor Ye's shivering people. Dean Hu looked at the poem and read: "Peach Blossom Nunnery in Peach Blossom Dock, Peach Blossom Fairy under Peach Blossom Nunnery." The peach blossom fairy planted peach trees and picked peach blossoms for wine money. When you wake up, you only sit in front of the flowers, and when you are drunk, you come to sleep with the flowers. Half-drunk and half-awake day after day, flowers bloom and fall year after year. I hope that the old man will die in the wine room, and he will not bow in front of the carriage and horse. The dust of the car and the horse are full of obvious things, and the wine cup flower branch hermit fate. If the manifest is compared to a hermit, one on the plain earth and one in the heavens. If the flowers and wine are compared to the carriages and horses, why should they be idle and I will be idle. The world laughs at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through it. I don't see the tomb of Wuling heroes, and there are no flowers and no wine hoeing fields. ”

"Hehe, that's why Professor Ye has this ability, and he wrote so elegantly about himself getting drunk and falling, what flowers sit in front of and what flowers sleep, isn't that just drinking too much and throwing his head!" Dean Hu said with a smile.

Feng Lao continued: "That's not it, this Professor Ye's heel fall, can that be called a heel fall?"

"Hahaha!

The two of them looked at each other and smiled, anyway, they didn't laugh at Ye Feng just now, this poem has nothing to do with him.

However, many people at the scene were not as leisurely as him, and many of them were laughing at Ye Feng just now!

What does Ye Feng's poem mean?

What do you mean to wish for old age and death, and not want to bow in front of the carriage and horse?

Well?

What is called the car dust and horses, the hermit of the wine cup and the flower branch?

Are you annoying?

Oh, if you drink too much, you are called a hermit, and if you don't drink too much, you are the laity?

You mean it's glorious to drink too much, isn't it?

The following sentence is even more infuriating, "If you compare flowers and wine to cars and horses, why are you doing anything and I am idle", who the hell are you mocking?

Yes?

Our idleness is called idleness, and your idle eggs are called leisurely?

This Nima is too much!

Of course, this is not the most annoying, the most annoying is the following sentence "The world laughs at me for being too crazy, I laugh at others and can't see through it"!

What the hell did you get drunk and fall down, and then you said we can't see through it?

Why don't we see through it after two laughs?

This poem is written by Tynyima's owe a beating!

If it weren't for the old man and the others here, Ye would definitely have been beaten to death!

This bastard's mouth is too poisonous!

This is also a skillful way of reversing black and white and fiddling with right and wrong!

Obviously, you drank too much and made a fool of yourself, why did you become stupid and stupid when you finally said it in your mouth?

Whether it is the calligraphy masters on the other side, or the relatives and friends here, they are all full of black lines.

This guy is so infuriating!

What's even more annoying is that he buries you, and you can't do anything about it!

He'll scold you!

What can you do?

You can write better than him, can you still write poems and scold back?

In front of this bastard, this group of people is the hell, and they don't even have the capital to stand up and say a word!

The greatest pain in the world is this, he scolded you, you still understand, but you can't go back!

But no matter what you say, this time it was Ye Feng who won.

It just so happened that Ye Feng had just finished drinking the last glass of wine, and now there was a new one.

After taking the wine glass that the waiter had scooped up, Ye sat on his legs by the stream.

Raise your neck and drink, heroic and abnormal.

Everyone watched Ye Feng gulp glass after glass of wine so much, and they were actually quite convinced.

This cup is four taels! Ye Feng's amount of wine is okay! I haven't drunk it yet!

However, when Ye Feng drank this sip of wine, his face immediately turned the color of pork liver!

Nima!

Two pot heads!

This glass of wine is definitely the second pot of his life!

At least sixty degrees!

I rub!

"Ahem......"

Ye almost didn't spray, this is to swallow it forcibly.

This choked Ye Feng, and tears came out.

The first few glasses are all rice wine or flower wine, which are relatively fragrant, but these two pots are full of the taste of koji, which is extremely spicy!

After taking this sip of wine, Ye felt as if he had seen the moon beckoning to him.