Without waiting for the old class to name Su Wang, he took the initiative to stand up, and the reason why he volunteered was not to show off, but because he finally knew what dilemma Tang Jin was currently facing.

Obviously, the old class must want Tang Jin's name, and Tang Jin is inconvenient to stand up now, so he has to interrupt what the old class is going to do next.

"Oh, Su Wang, I want to say, then Su Wang, tell me why you chose liberal arts. ”

Su Wang's opening made Liu Yichao a little surprised, but as a teacher, since the students want to speak, he naturally will not interrupt the enthusiasm of the students.

"Teacher, the reason why I chose liberal arts is very simple, I can say something when I brag to others, and most importantly, I can coax my girlfriend. ”

The whole class laughed, Liu Yichao's face was pale, in his opinion, Su Wang's answer was simply to demolish the stage for him, if it wasn't for his teacher in the classroom, he would have directly asked Su Wang to get out.

"Su Wang, can you talk about it specifically. ”

With his own teacher here, Liu Yichao told himself in his heart that he wanted to maintain his image and not be angry, so he suppressed his anger and asked.

"Everyone knows that housing prices are rising very sharply now, and a house in our county costs hundreds of thousands, not to mention those big cities, and now if you talk about marriage, you must consider the housing problem. ”

Su Wang is not afraid, of course he is not making trouble, but the decent answers have already been answered, in order to relieve Tang Jin, he can only answer from other aspects, mainly to delay time.

"A house is 1 million, if you are a science student, it is estimated that you will calculate with your girlfriend how much you need for a down payment, how much you want to borrow, how much interest you need on the loan, and then how many years will it take to repay it......"

The students present were all attracted by Su Wang's words, that's right, the loan for buying a house is indeed calculated like this.

"This is a science student, but we liberal arts students are different, we liberal arts students can use the rhetoric we have learned to coax girls, and coax them to forget about the house. ”

Burst!

The classmates poured a large piece.

Su Wang looked at these classmates and said to himself: "You are still young, when you go to college, you will know how popular rhetoric is, girls, they say that they hate men who talk about rhetoric, but they actually just hate ugly men's rhetoric." ”

Liu Yichao was also angry, but after thinking about it carefully, it seems to be such a truth, when she was in college, her wife would choose herself instead of choosing a competitor with better conditions, isn't it because she often reads a few poems in front of her and writes some literary and romantic articles?

In my wife's words, I liked the way you pretended to be forced when you had no money.

However, this does not mean that Liu Yichao is so easy not to get angry, and still said in a deep voice: "Since Su Wang said that studying liberal arts is conducive to falling in love, then please give a few examples, Su Wang." ”

"For example?"

Hearing the request of the old class, Su Wang's smile became even brighter, if he was in other aspects, he might not be able to answer, but as an Internet writer, as a person who is good at writing pretending plots, this kind of thing is difficult for him.

"Teacher, can I come to the podium?"

"Yes. Liu Yichao was stunned, although he didn't know why Su Wang did this, but he still agreed.

Walking from the desk to the podium, when Su Wang crossed Tang Jin's side, his pace slowed down for a beat, and then continued to walk towards the podium.

Tang Jin, Tang Jin, I'm pretending to be forced this time it's all for you.

With this kind of self-hypnosis, Su Wang had no psychological burden on this pretend, stood on the podium, looked at the classmates below, and said: "When chasing a girl, the first step is naturally to confess, how do you usually confess?"

"I must tell the girl that I like you. ”

Yang Lin gave Su Wang a very good support.

"Yes, I like you, but isn't that too consistent, remember, we are liberal arts students, so we can express our love for girls in a different way, in another form. ”

Whew!

Su Wang picked up the chalk, turned around and wrote on the blackboard: "The warm mountains and soft waters are full of stars, which is less than half a point of your eyebrows." ”

When this sentence was written, the eyes of the students present lit up, as a student of Class 1, the literary foundation is naturally not bad, and they also understand the meaning of Su Wang's words.

And boys and girls at this age, when expressing their love, most of them do not use mobile phone text messages, or in the form of those letters, so what can be more compelling than this kind of sentence with a literary atmosphere?

Su Wang did not stop writing, but continued to write on the blackboard with chalk.

"I will always like you: the clouds and the wind do not know what to do, like the wind blowing for thousands of miles without knowing the date of return. ”

"I miss you very much: the south wind rises, and I miss you as a disease. ”

"I will wait for you all your life: may there be years to look back on, and to share the white head with affection. ”

"Whether you like me or not, I like you: Sansheng is fortunate to meet you, even if it is sad, it is love. ”

"What should I do if you leave me: the four seasons are chaotic when you leave, and I have been sick for a long time. ”

"In the end, if we break up, we can still leave a blessing: I and the spring breeze are both passers-by, and you take the autumn water to the galaxy. ”

……

The blackboard was densely written by Su Wang, and the students below all looked at it, it turned out that the confession could still be like this?

Only Liu Yichao's expression became strange, because the sentences written by Su Wang were similar to the love letters he wrote when he chased his girlfriend in college.

After writing this, Su Wang looked at the stunned classmates, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, and continued: "Choosing liberal arts, I hope that when you take your beloved girls out to travel, when you look at the great rivers and mountains, you don't just shout:, what a beautiful scenery." ”

"When you choose liberal arts, I hope that when you see those precious cultural relics, you will not say that this is valuable, but that you can travel through that thick history to that time and space, and witness that glorious or bleak past. ”

"When you choose liberal arts, I hope that when you see the mottled city wall, you don't think of the dilapidation, but listen to the sound of the city wall, and know how many heroes and heroes have stepped on horseback. ”

Seeing the students listening carefully, Su Wang's tone suddenly changed, "To sum it up, it is one sentence, that is, when bragging, there is a target." ”

……

Three seconds later, the classmates spontaneously applauded, Tang Jin looked at the Su Wang on the podium, in this winter, this boy's smile was very bright, like a stone thrown into the calm pool water, which alarmed the hearts of many girls.

At that time, the liking may be that the sun is shining on him, reflecting his smile is very warm, or it may be that his white shirt is relatively clean.

Therefore, when Su Wang saw a love letter in the drawer of his desk the next day, he couldn't cry or laugh.