Chapter 5: The Parrot's Hobbies

Watch Baby is going to be a monk: Daddy, give me Mommy Chapter 5: The Parrot's Hobby The crowd all froze in place, staring blankly at the wisp of smoke after the "Scud". I waited for a long time, and I thought that some little person would come back again. But Chu Liangchen, who had made bold words just now, suddenly disappeared without a trace.

On the contrary??????

"Wow-"

"Wow-"

Chu Liangchen didn't appear, and a strange sound first came into the ears of a group of people, and followed.

"Fluttering—"

The strange atmosphere in the room just now suddenly seemed to be pressed the pause button, and everyone's eyes were drawn to the door.

A fluffy green thing suddenly appeared in everyone's sight.

"Bad Men Special Attack Team, Bad Men Special Attack Team, Bad Men Special Attack Team!" A certain parrot fluttered its wings, shouted a unique slogan, and rushed in with a majestic spirit, "I love beautiful women, I love beautiful women, I love beautiful women!"

A piece of parrot's green hair fell suddenly, and everyone's foreheads burst into sweat.

Why is it that just listening to this parrot's tone reminds them of the smiling and treacherous face of a little man?

"Aha-" A scream, a parrot with a man-like hoarse voice, shouted excitedly, flapped its wings, and crawled straight in the direction of the woman who claimed to be "Ya'er" under the curious gaze of everyone.

"Beauty, I love beauty-"

The parrot fluttered its wings, "flickering" and flapping in front of the woman's eyes, and the dog-legged sound made it not difficult to make people suspect that if this lustful parrot turned into a man, it must be an extremely obscene and extremely lustful male prostitution!

Even a parrot boasted about it, beauty, of course there is.

The woman lowered her head, and in the eyes of everyone, her cheeks blushed slightly because of a lascivious parrot's words.

A breath suffocated in Xiao Caifu's chest, almost suffocating her. There is an urge to eat grilled parrots!

But what makes Xiao Caifu even more unacceptable is still to come.

"Dear pretty cutie, you have the brightest eyes in the world, sparkling like diamonds. ”

In the room, there was a sudden sound of collective vomiting.

"Oh, don't talk like that!" The woman who was drugged rubbed her hands embarrassedly, and the two red clouds on her cheeks became more and more obvious, "If you say that, I'll be shy!"

Shy? If you have never given birth to a child, you can come to people and tell people that you are the mother of a five-year-old child. It is conceivable that the thickness of this woman's face is not comparable to the general city wall.

Xiao Caifu couldn't help but snort coldly, the ghost believes that you will be shy!

"Lovely cutie, you have the most unparalleled good body in the world," the next second, there was an incredible sound of a certain beast parrot drooling in the air, "You can't help but fall under your white skirt, strip me of the hair all over my body, and let you ravage it!" While saying, a certain parrot was still very exaggerated in cooperation with the action, and began to intensify the action, slapping up and down, "Ah, ah, ravage me, me to your heart's content!"

Ravage? Blow up you're still more suitable!

However, compared to Xiao Caifu's rejection of compliments and doglegs, this trick is indeed very effective for women.

"Say no more??????" The woman's head couldn't be lowered, and the redness of her face could not be described in one word.

"I don't say it, I don't say it!" As soon as he heard the woman's words, the parrot rarely stopped doglegs, and instantly changed his tactics.

"Then I'll do it, my dear cutie, I'll do it—" After a rough cry from a parrot, it flew to the level of the woman's eye level, and another obscene parrot feather fell from the air again.

What does it mean?

The woman, who was blushing so much just now, widened her eyes in panic for a moment, and her delicate face was suddenly dyed with a paleness and panic. Why did she feel like she was about to become a lamb to the slaughter when she heard this parrot say this?

"Do you know what I like most about you?" said a parrot flapping its wings and continuing to ask lewdly.

The woman shuddered, if it weren't for a parrot in front of her. She would feel that she had been plucked out at the moment, and she was being looked at presumptuously by a lewd-faced man.

"What?????? What?" the brain asked, teasingly.

"Fluttering ??????"

With a "whoosh", the parrot fluttered its wings and instantly swooped towards the woman's, cough-cough-the chest was very full.

"This is it!" replied the parrot, swooping over, and its two paws instantly grabbed the woman's breast.

"I like it—Mimi Hai!"

With a "boom", the woman's brain broke in an instant.

"Ahh

"Ahh

A certain parrot's trick was exposed, and naturally he knew that he couldn't hide it, flapping his wings, screaming, and playing hide and seek with the woman in the hall.

"Haimimi, Haimimi, I like Haimimi??????"

There was a dead silence in the air, and in the next second, everyone burst out laughing out loud with tacit understanding.

"Hahahaha-"

Having no place to be ashamed, wanting to bury herself in a hole in the ground is a woman's only mood at that moment. Actually, I was molested by a damn parrot.

God, kill her.

Looking at the scene in front of her, Xiao Caifu suddenly understood most of it. The "secret weapon" of the little guy's mouth is this. I'm afraid that after this farce of flirting, this little guy also manipulated it.

Sure enough, Xiao Caifu is not the only one who has this kind of thought.

With a "bang", after the woman successfully hid herself in the bathroom, Chu Qing's gaze coldly crossed Xiao Caifu's body and landed directly outside the door of the hall.

Really.

A villain was hiding in the doorway, and was excitedly manipulating the remote control in his hand, his eyes shining, hoping that the parrot could really succeed in flirting.

"Peck her, peck her—"

A wisp of green smoke slowly rose above a man's head.

"Is it fun?" said a voice in his ear with uncertain emotions.

A little man didn't raise his head, and his voice still couldn't hide his excitement.

"It's fun—"

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