Chapter 450: Three Old Men in One Play
It is said that three women are in one play, and he is not too reluctant to let three old men go.
Faced with the questioning of the old man in Tang costume, the old lady only felt that the whole person was not good. He is old, where can he have any thoughts about the little girl, at most pure appreciation.
What's more, the pear blossom is not the wild flowers and weeds on the side of the road, you can pick it at will, it is his granddaughter-in-law's choice!
Thinking of this, if he had the temperament of his youth, he would have wanted to beat people with a cane. It's just that now that I'm older, I've learned to forbear.
He trembled all over, and said with a red face, "Your thoughts...... It's too dirty, too dirty, and the words are so unbearable, which means that you don't have a good heart, and I don't care to be with you. ”
The old lady snorted angrily and turned her back to her, out of sight.
Just now he had a request for someone, the shelf was lowered a little, and now that Pear Blossom is not there, he has achieved what he wants, and he is about to shake.
The momentum of the number one family in this family can't be suppressed by two bad old men.
The old man in Tang costume shrugged, but he was still skeptical of his words, after all, the old lady's illness could not be obtained by ordinary people, and his kidney water was seriously depleted, and he almost died.
It is said that the old lady when he was young was handsome and unruly, and there were never fewer than three women in the house, but seven or eight as many as seven.
This is done occasionally, and I can't see what the problem is, but often like this, the body is not iron-beaten, so naturally it is unbearable.
No, forty years ago, when he appeared in the Ancient Medical Hall, he was dying and was carried on a stretcher.
The external excuse is that the head of the Yi family has an emergency, and no one in the ancient medical hall will diagnose and treat this disease, so his master, that is, Grandpa Qin, has superb medical skills, and he snatched his life back from Lord Yama.
At that time, the old man in Tang costume was still a spare tire for the next head of the family, and he was an errand runner behind Grandpa Qin's buttocks, so he had a full view of this little thing about the old lady.
This guy, who finally recovered a little bit of vitality, began to provoke those big girls and little daughters-in-law in the ancient medical hall.
During that time, their business volume soared, and all kinds of strange patients came to report.
There is a little girl with diarrhea, but it is not because she has eaten something bad, but because the other party deliberately took laxatives, just to say a few more words to the old lady when she grabbed the medicine.
There are even more ruthless, jumping directly from the two-meter-high ridge, deliberately twisting his feet and neck, swollen to the old height, and then lying in the ancient medical hall with a dead face, accompanying the old lady to treat the disease.
If you say that the old lady is just handsome, he may not be so attractive, the key is that his mouth is particularly sweet, and every love word he says to every girl, he does not repeat it, coaxing others to flood with peach blossoms.
And the most amazing thing is that he can remember what each subject says, and he will never string channels, it seems that he really puts the other party on the tip of his heart.
As for the New Year's holidays and birthdays, they will spend a lot of money to celebrate with each other, and plan various activities for each other.
is so full of sincerity, just ask, how many women can withstand such a man?
Grandpa Qin couldn't let the person he had saved with great difficulty, his front foot went out of the ancient medicine hall, and his back foot was dead.
directly used a silver needle to lock the other party's (essence) qi, and for half a year, the old lady spent it in a pure heart and few desires.
Eat vegetarian every day, treat women politely and refusely, and live like a monk. Even, even the daily music is only given to him to listen to the Buddha's sound.
Other parties, parties, plays, cancellations, all cancellations.
What's even more excessive is that the old lady was put directly on the island in the middle of the lake, and all the boats in and out were controlled, and only one remained. completely cut off the contact between those warblers and swallows.
Not to mention, after such isolation, the old lady's illness improved rapidly, and it was originally estimated that it would take a year or two, but she was stunned to recuperate in half a year.
In the next few years, for the sake of physical health, the old lady would also take the time to go to the ancient medical hall for a review from time to time, so he also dealt with the old man in Tang costume many times.
The old lady's amorous nature has left an indelible initial image in the heart of the old man in Tang costume, and now that he said this, in the eyes of him and Grandpa Qin, there is nothing wrong at all, just seeking truth from facts.
How did they know the old lady's hardships, since he inquired more about Buddhism and Zen music in his life, after leaving the ancient medicine hall, he had already quit sex.
Otherwise, I wouldn't have lived for so many years and my body is still so good.
The three old men were divided into two opposites, and no one cared about the other, and for a moment the air was suffocating.
When Lihua came out with a small bag, she didn't see anything wrong, but just urged the old lady, "Old man, since there are patients in the house, then we won't delay, let's go and have a look." ”
"Slowly, we have to follow, whether it is a long time to see, it is also good to recognize the door. Grandpa Qin didn't think about it, so he stood on the left side of the pear blossom.
Not to be outdone, the old man in Tang costume stood on the right, "I'll go too, it's still okay to help the girl palm her eyes." ”
The two of them were like two door gods, hugging pear blossoms, not allowing the old lady to have any chance to get close.
Pear Blossom didn't know what to expect, but after looking at each of them, she rolled her eyes helplessly and led the way ahead.
The two door gods walked behind her, and the old lady was only a little closer, but she was squeezed crooked by the two people, and she almost didn't stand firm.
"Huh...... You're good enough, I fed the dog with that card just now. The old lady bared her teeth quietly in the ear of the old man in Tang costume.
"Okay, you're an old immortal, and you actually said that my flowers are dogs?"
Grandpa Qin was deaf and clear-sighted, and although he was separated by some distances, he still heard it really, and raised his hand and slapped him on the back of the head.
"Whew~~~ I was wrong, I didn't say anything, I just wanted to invite you to eat dog meat. ”
The old lady was so aggrieved that she almost shed two lines of tears.
He has been a powerful man for decades, when has he ever been so aggrieved? He is a 70-year-old man, and he is still taught a lesson like a junior.
Speaking of which, not only did he not feel bored, but he also felt quite kind. The older I get, the more I miss those who are no longer alive.
For example, the pear that looks exactly like his father's generation always brings back many good memories for him.
Many people who thought they had forgotten about it have been bouncing in his mind lately, and the blurred figure is becoming clearer and clearer.
It had been a long time since he felt the "love" from his elders. When he was young, he was naughty and mischievous, but he was cleaned up.
Grandpa Qin's slap came down, but he was comfortable all over, and he was happier than taking a big tonic pill.
Liuchuan on the side looked at him like a neurotic, "Master, you...... Are you alright?"
"Hahaha...... I'm fine, it's just cool!" The old lady followed heroically.
Old lady, shouldn't you be beaten stupid? Ruchuan muttered secretly in his heart.
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