"Hee-hee, little girl, the uncle has taken a fancy to you, so you will be from the uncle. What kind of bullshit competition to participate in, it's a serious matter to find a place to create villains. ”

Before Li Feng got closer, he heard an extremely disgusting voice, like a man and a woman, like a man and a child, but not like a person.

"What a squeeze, I've never seen a woman. ”

"Women are not uncommon, but this is the first time I have seen fairies. Why, you don't want to see it, then you get out of the way, a large group of men are preparing to take a look. ”

"Oh, fellow travelers. I just asked, nothing else, come, let's enjoy it together. ”

The two men who had just been about to fight at a disagreement were now hooking their shoulders and tiptoeing to see what the fairy looked like.

"Can you let me go, I have something to do with the fairy. ”

Li Feng looked at the crowd in front of him, and he couldn't squeeze in for a while, so he could only explain to others while squeezing.

"Fuck off, who are you, does the fairy know you?"

"The fairy is my wife, and I really have something to do with him. ”

After saying this, sure enough, the people around him stopped crowding and looked at Li Feng curiously.

Li Feng thought to himself, the people here are really kind, if it is placed on the earth, everyone will definitely think that they are farting, where will anyone pay attention to him. Li Feng had already thought of words of thanks, and he wanted to say them as he walked.

"Damn, you just say yes. I also said that the fairy is my cousin, and the reason is so bad, you deserve to be single for the rest of your life. ”

The people around continued to squeeze forward, and no one took Li Feng's words to heart at all.

"Really, I am. ”

Li Feng was helpless, no one wanted to believe the truth.

"Little fairy, don't ignore me. ”

"Get out. ”

The little fairy finally spoke, and her voice was so cold that it was snowing, but men don't all like this tune.

"Goddess, really a goddess, she can't even speak thousands of miles away, goddess, we love you. ”

The crowd exploded in an instant, and Li Feng heard Xie Yuanyi's angry shouts, and his heart was also anxious. My daughter-in-law is being entangled by others, can I not be in a hurry?

"Ah, how come there is a naked woman over there, with white and big breasts, and she blinds my eyes. ”

Sure enough, when I hear a naked woman, what kind of goddess do I care, no matter how good-looking the goddess is, can she look good without clothes?

The answer is obviously no, and the majority of onlookers told us with practical actions that with naked women, who cares about the goddess.

Li Feng took advantage of the fact that this group of undisciplined guys were looking around for naked women, and quietly squeezed into the crowd and came to Xie Yuanyi's side.

"What's the matter, did he provoke you?"

Holding Xie Yuanyi's little hand and protecting Xie Yuanyi behind him, Li Feng squeezed his eyes at the guy who just said he was a fairy cousin.

"Damn, the fairy is really his wife?"

At this time, everyone was looking for naked women, and no one spoke at all, so it was clear that even a needle had fallen on the ground quietly.

This sentence made everyone present hear it clearly.

Xie Yuan glanced at Li Feng, the red tide climbed up to the roots of her ears, and her smiling face was so charming that people couldn't wait to go up and take a bite.

Although she was a little shy, Xie Yuanyi still had a different feeling in her heart, as sweet as eating honey.

"Great. Uncle, you are so old, why do you come out to tease my wife if you don't go home and spend your old age tightly, this is your fault. ”

Li Feng originally wanted to call him eldest brother, but when he saw the "eldest brother" with a full face and beard, and the forehead lines were already very obvious, the "brother: was swallowed back by Li Feng alive and became an uncle.

I wipe it, I will endure your voice demonic, why do people look so demonic.

"Hey, how do you talk, he's a pure little boy, how can he be an uncle. ”

Vomit....

Everyone in the audience had a reaction, which was to vomit. Damn, how did you become an innocent little boy with an uncle and a shemale.

Li Feng also wondered why he kept encountering strange things these days, first he was a superb ugly girl, and today he is a perverted uncle.

"Our eldest brother is really a little boy, and he is only eighteen years old this year. ”

At this time, everyone noticed that there was a shy little man standing behind the perverted uncle.

You must be a recipient, this is the result of everyone's unanimous conclusion.

"Be careful, it seems that only you understand my brother's loneliness, but, little girl, my brother will give you another chance now, let's find a place to start making children together." ”

Li Feng looked around, but he didn't find the bricks, otherwise Li Feng really wanted to shoot the dead girl with a brick.

"Uncle, you better hurry up, we're going to vomit out the morning food in a while, it's really not okay for you to harm others, we can't stand it, let's vomit for a while." ”

Someone in the crowd began to coax, there is no way, sometimes a woman's appearance is the best weapon, compared to a lewd perverted shemale uncle, people are still willing to support the fairy.

"Boy, how about if you could let me touch her and I wouldn't pester her anymore?"

The perverted uncle rolled his eyes, looked at Li Feng with great interest, and laughed.

"Let him touch. ”

"Let him touch. ”

"Let him touch. ”

The crowd began to coax, whoever let you snatch our fairy, let this perverted uncle disgust you,

Li Feng didn't expect this guy to make such a request, being touched is small, and his reputation is big, in case he is touched by this dead pervert, it doesn't matter how many pieces of Shufujia he uses when he goes back!

"Well, you kid seems to have two brushes, or we'll have a competition, if I touch you, even if I win, you have to let me touch it, or you win, I'll turn around and leave." ”

"Okay, but you have to bet something, why can you touch me if you win, and it won't do me any good if I win. ”

Li Feng is confident that his speed will be called second, and no one present dares to call him first. So he wants to get a little benefit as much as possible, and Li Feng will not do anything that does not make a cheap profit.

"Why don't you touch me too?"

"Damn, you're too shameless, this condition is obviously cheap for you. No, no, if I win, you promise me a condition and I'll tell you when I think of it. ”

Li Feng just saw a trace of something strange in the eyes of this perverted uncle, he is definitely not an ordinary person, maybe he will be useful in the future.

"Okay, you can do anything except make a base, I can't be sorry for my little darling. ”

"Let's get started. ”

Li Feng's nerves were tense, and he could see that this uncle was definitely not as wasteful as he looked.

Looking at the perverted uncle who was uncertain, Li Feng always felt that it was not so simple.

"Boy, you've lost. ”

A creepy voice came from behind Li Feng, and the hairs on Li Feng's body stood up in fright.

"No, he must not be touched. ”

The perverted uncle's hand slapped Li Feng's shoulder, and his smile was about to bloom but stiffened there.

"Uncle, you lost. ”

Li Feng pushed aside the crowd and walked out of the crowd, thinking of the crisis of the situation just now, Li Feng still had palpitations.

"Boy, how did you do that. ”

This is also everyone's puzzle, why did this guy suddenly appear in the crowd as if he was magical, could this be his twin brother? But where did Li Feng, who was still here just now, go.

"Hehe, it's a secret, I can't tell you. ”

Li Feng will definitely not explain the method he used just now.

Although Li Feng is very confident in his speed, with his character, he will definitely be more careful. So at the beginning of the game, Li Feng exchanged for a phantom talisman, which was still different from the doppelganger talisman.

The doppelganger is a copy of an energy body that is the same as the main body, with an autonomous consciousness, and of course will obey Li Feng's orders.

The Phantom Talisman, on the other hand, creates an apparition, not an entity. Positions can be swapped between the main body and the phantom.

Phantom talisman, this is the reason why Li Feng reversed the situation and was not touched.