Chapter 1118 1118 Touching Porcelain?

After a period of chickens and dogs, when Zheng Zhuoquan returned to the camera again, Yang Ning, He Lu and Sun Siyi were all shocked.

"Damn, Zheng Zhuoquan, tell me honestly, did you rob the grocery store downstairs?"

Looking at the snacks in front of Zheng Zhuoquan that were almost piled up into a small mountain, as well as a case of beer, He Lu couldn't help but burst out: "Or do you give the little girl who is looking at the store?" God, it's only been a long time, you won't be the legendary seven-second man in one night!"

"Phew!"

Zheng Zhuoquan pointed at He Lu angrily: "Lao Tzu can't do you in athletics, admit it, but in that regard, Lao Tzu is more experienced than you, and his time is longer than you!"

He Lu smiled, chewed the Dongpo meat in his mouth while plucking the peanut shell, and said vaguely: "Are you challenging me?" ”

"Whoever doesn't go, whoever TM is Sun..." Zheng Zhuoquan didn't finish speaking, and his face changed suddenly.

"Okay! whoever doesn't go to his grandson!" He Lu slapped the table and laughed: "Boss, monkey, you have all heard it, if you dare to play tricks when the time comes, he will be a grandson!"

"Bastard, you dare to stumble on me!" Zheng Zhuoquan's face became quite ugly: "Go and go, I'm afraid you won't make it!"

"Okay, you guys don't make a lot of noise, and it's almost the same noisy along the way, so it's all in moderation. Yang Ning said with a smile: "I'm not against damaging each other and cultivating feelings, but everything has to have a degree, otherwise it may have the opposite effect." ”

"Okay, I'll listen to the boss. He Lu nodded immediately.

"Forget it, it's not the first day I met you, I don't know what kind of virtues you have? In front of the camera, Zheng Zhuoquan also nodded, then bit the cap of the beer bottle with his teeth, and said loudly: "Come, have a drink, it is estimated that we will be able to go back to school after the summer vacation, and when the time comes, the four of us will get together again." ”

"No problem. Yang Ning nodded, he is the most qualified to say this, after all, in this iron corner, only he is the elusive type, even if it is Sun Siyi, a month, half of the time in Huahai.

The glasses man in the same dormitory as Zheng Zhuoquan seemed to be playing games and playing rankings, but in fact, his eyes kept peeking at Zheng Zhuoquan, and when Zheng Zhuoquan fell to the ground with a bang, he couldn't help muttering: "Godman, video guessing boxing, and finally drinking himself down, Zheng is really not simple." ”

Of course, this product didn't continue to watch the excitement, and he was very enthusiastic to help Zheng Zhuoquan lie on the bed, and also helped turn off the computer.

As for Yang Ning's side, the situation between He Lu and Sun Siyi is also very bad, Yang Ning is also a little drunk, looking at He Lu and Sun Siyi who are walking slowly, Yang Ning is a little crying and laughing, he first ran to the front desk to check out, and then said that he coaxed these two drunks into the car.

Starting the car, Yang Ning drove onto the road, although he drank some alcohol, but this bit of alcohol was not enough to bother a person with full energy.

When the car drove to a relatively lively street, seeing that the traffic light was about to be reached, Yang Ning began to slow down, but at this moment, a figure ran out, and then, just like those actors who won the actor trophy, screamed, and then fell to the ground softly.

"Boss, haha, look at it, the person in front of you is even more drunk than us and slept directly on the road. He Lu laughed drunkenly.

Drunken?

Yang Ning looked at He Lu speechlessly, and couldn't help but say, "You are drunk, he is not drunk, do you believe it or not?"

"I don't believe it. He Lu shook his head with a big grin: "If he is not drunk, then why should he lie down on the road and sleep." ”

"Do you know what it means to touch porcelain?" Yang Ning said with a smile.

Hey, boss, go, take me to see it, I'll post it on Moments immediately. He Lu suddenly screamed in surprise.

Yang Ning glared at He Lu without curiosity, shook his head and said, "Naturally, the guy below touched the porcelain." ”

"Who is so unlucky? In my opinion, that guy may not have looked at the yellow calendar when he went out, haha, he actually met a porcelain toucher, you say it is declining?"

"That's it, I think, this guy who was touched by porcelain must be unlucky to get home, if I were him, I would have a shadow in the future driving. I don't know if that guy has installed a dash cam, if he doesn't, hehe, it's a lot of fun. ”

Sun Siyi said to He Lu, and I said a word, but I didn't see it at all, and Yang Ning's face darkened a lot.

"There shouldn't have been a dash cam, and besides, the driver was drinking. "Yang Ning is neither yin nor yang.

"That's dead, it's not saved, this touch porcelain is really lucky, not only is there no dash cam, but also suspected of drunk driving, when the police come, no one believes him if he is not wronged, ask for a dark area!"

He Lu immediately came to his senses, immediately took out his mobile phone, and said excitedly: "Boss, tell me quickly, where is the unlucky driver? I have to take a good picture of his face, so that the people in the circle of friends are also happy." ”

"Let's shoot, yes, the camera is on me, shoot better, be clearer. Yang Ning smiled angrily, pointed to his head, and looked at He Lu with a smile.

"Boss, don't be kidding, why are you filming you, you're not an unlucky guy who touched porcelain. ”

He Lu waved his hand with a smile, at this moment, he was still drunk and laughed obscenely.

"I'm sorry, but I'm the unlucky one. The smile on Yang Ning's face was even stronger.

He Lu's eyes widened, he looked at the people who were gradually gathering at the front of the car, and then looked at Yang Ning who was smiling, and suddenly shivered, because he felt that the temperature of the car seemed to drop sharply, but soon, he suddenly slapped his big hand, and the slap was directly on Sun Siyi's face, causing Sun Siyi to scream in pain, and the original drunken appearance was also sobered up by this slap.

"Fuck, we were touched porcelain?" He Lu was angry on the spot and shouted: "Bastard, dare to touch Grandpa He's porcelain, Grandpa He will get out of the car and clean up this girl!"

After speaking, He Lu opened the car door and rushed straight down.

Sun Siyi covered his face, looked at He Lu's back angrily, seemed to feel very aggrieved, and finally transferred this anger to the porcelain toucher, and scolded while driving the door: "Damn, don't you want to be hit?" Since you are acting, you have to act like a point, so you have to lose your arms and legs, otherwise the doctor will come, and it will be difficult to do a disability assessment!"

Looking at the theory of these two pit goods getting out of the car to find the porcelain toucher, Yang Ning is also a big one, but he is not in a hurry to get out of the car, but instead closes his eyes and uses the qi in his body to clean the wine in his internal organs.

When he opened his eyes again, his eyes were no longer red and swollen, and his expression was natural, and anyone who looked at it would never think that he had drunk before driving, and even more so about drunk driving.

"Oh, they hit someone, they hit someone, and they beat someone!" Facing Sun Siyi and He Lu's intimidation and scolding, the man who touched the porcelain cried and called his mother.

", I haven't beaten you yet, you dare to frame me!" He Lu was so angry that he stomped his feet, and at this moment, he directly picked up his sleeves and was about to make a move: "Didn't you say that I beat someone? Okay, I'll beat you up today, at least break your leg! Otherwise, you're embarrassed to ask the hospital for a disability evaluation!"

"What do you want to do?" the man who touched the porcelain had a panicked face: "Aren't you afraid that the police will come and arrest you?"

"What are you doing?" He Lu laughed: "I have a mentally ill person's certificate on me, what am I afraid of?"

As if to prove that he didn't fool people, He Lu actually took out a small dark green document from his pocket: "See? Severely mentally ill patients, suffering from severe hallucinations, reverie, violent tendencies, and paranoia of victimization." ”

"Mom!" Seeing the document in He Lu's hand, the eyes of the man who touched the porcelain widened.