"Yes. "CHU LIANGCHEN OPENED HIS EYES WIDE AND SAID NONSENSE, THERE WAS MOMMY, BUT HE PASSED THEM ALL BY HIM.

"Oh. Xiao Caifu reluctantly pulled a smile, secretly blaming himself for being too careful.

"Auntie," Chu Liangchen suddenly stopped Xiao Caifu, who was about to lose his mind, "I fell so painfully just now." ”

"Huh?" Xiao Caifu hurriedly squatted down again, touching Chu Liangchen's body everywhere, "Then I'll take you to the hospital." She said, holding Chu Liangchen's hand and leaving.

But Chu Liangchen stood still and didn't move, shaking his head at her like a rattle.

"Auntie, don't go to the hospital, can you pay me money?" He has a hospital at home, but now, he has to find a way to keep himself alive first. For only then can he continue his great plan.

Xiao Caifu's stiff face slowly drew a black line.

"My hands hurt. Chu Liangchen said with a wink.

Xiao Caifu pulled out a bill from his wallet and handed it to him, with two black lines drawn on his head.

"My butt hurts. He stroked his little buttocks, pursed his lips, and continued.

Xiao Caifu pulled out another bill from his wallet and gave it to him, and drew three black lines on his head.

"My stomach hurts too. He stroked his flat belly and continued to lie.

The corners of Xiao Caifu's mouth twitched violently, according to her cold and ruthless personality in the past, she should have left this child on the side of the road. But now, she didn't even understand herself, knowing that he was lying and deceiving people, she still stood here, slowly killing time with him.

Is it because of the face that he resembles somebody? But who is that person?

And our lovely and invincible Chu Liangchen child is still racking his brains to think about what else can hurt in his body. Like the toes? Like his little nose, like his little cock? What else is there?

Why do you want to do this? Well, you have to go back half a day......

"Little master, here, here. ”

A servant, who had a serious horizontal development in weight, rushed from the direction of the gate with an excited face. The expression on his face was even more excited than if he had won the jackpot of five million. Because the impact of running was too strong, she rushed in front of people, but she didn't have time to brake.

"Bump, bump, bump," and then a weight instantly overwhelmed a large piece.

"Ahem," after a childish cough, the crowd that had been messing around just now fell silent. Everyone is in a standing posture during military training, all with their heads held high.

Chu Liangchen, a five-year-old little man, put his hands behind his back, shook his head and walked from the left side of the queue to the right, and then from the right to the left, and finally nodded with satisfaction.

"Remember what I said?" he asked at the crowd, but finally blinked, and realized that his voice was not loud enough, so he quickly picked up the megaphone on the ground and put it to his mouth to increase the volume, "Did you hear clearly?"

There was a roar in everyone's ears, and they all used their hands to pick out their ears that were itchy, but when they looked up, they saw Chu Liangchen putting the megaphone to his mouth again.

A servant rushed out of the crowd with a "whoosh", quickly covered his megaphone, and with a wave of his big hand behind his back, everyone shouted in unison.

"Got it!!"

"Yes, that's good. Chu Liangchen shook his head and turned his hands behind his back a few times, and spoke again.

"In the spirit of not being afraid of dirty, not afraid of falling, not afraid of going away, anyone who wants to be my future mommy must pass the test of my eighteen martial arts. If you can't pass, send it to the hospital, and if you pass, continue to check. ”

Afraid that he would use the megaphone in his hand again, everyone hurriedly nodded in unison.

With a "bang", the door slowly opened in the echo of everyone. A woman with heavy makeup, tall and red, appeared at the door.

Chu Liangchen frowned, and pouted: "This mommy looks like a fire fox." Then, the round eyes rolled and he waved his hand.

"Formation. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, a group of people dispersed like birds and beasts.

The first level, begins.

With a "bang", the sewage in the servant's hand instantly spilled on the woman's body.

With an "ah", the woman jumped away as if she had been electrocuted, and she screamed and complained.

"Oh, why are you so careless, I just brought this back from France a week, can you accompany you?" she said, and even shook the water off her body in disgust.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. The maid hurriedly apologized, and by the way, he took advantage of the time to apologize and used a pair of black hands to play water beads for the woman. However, the hand of the servant ......

The first time it was smeared, a black finger print was left on the woman's red dress.

The second time she wiped it up, there was an extra pair of black finger prints on the woman's red dress with black finger prints.

The third time she wiped it up, there was a black slap mark on the woman's red dress with a pair of black finger prints.

"Ah...... You go away!!" The woman pushed the maid away, clasping her head and screaming in defiance of her imagination.

The second level.

After a while, another handsome-looking maid ran over, guiding her to walk inside, "Miss, there are clothes in the young master's room for you to change, you come with me." ”

As soon as she heard the word "young master", the woman's eyes instantly seemed to see the banknotes flying in the sky, and her eyes became crystal bright.

Chu Liangchen, who was on the windowsill, put down the binoculars in his hand, took off the headphones in his ears, jumped off the bench half his body high, and sighed in an old state.

This woman will definitely empty Daddy's coffers.

"Miss, over here. The servant led the woman up the stairs to the door of a room.

The woman snorted disdainfully, walked past the servant with her head up, and closed the door with a "bump".

After a few "whoosh, whoosh, whoosh" sounds, the woman waited for her to enter. A group of people who were still hiding in the shadows just now all gathered around the door panel of the room, and their ears were pressed to it. One head, two heads, three heads. Lying on their stomachs, half-bent over, bent over, standing, one on top of each other, one pressing the other, the expressions on their faces are more excited than people listening to the cave room.

And our little young master Chu Liangchen sat generously on the shoulders of a servant, like driving a horse, eavesdropping with his ears close to him, and patting the maid's head with his hands fluttering.

"Little young master......" The man's hair was accidentally pulled down by Chu Liangchen, and with an "ah" sound, he finally couldn't help but protest.

"What's it called, you call it again, call it again," his little ass twisted, and he glared at the servant's face, his round eyes, and his body jumped, "Call again, and I'll fart." ”