Chapter 001: When I was reborn as a teenager

"Ah, damn potatoes. Li Yan screamed and jumped up from the bed.

"Where am I, didn't I just get knocked out by the giant potato, am I not in the vegetable market, where is this?" Li Yan looked around, this is a large room with two houses, there is a big double bed in the northwest corner of the room, he is lying on the double bed, there is a writing desk on the east side of the bed, the desk is lit by a lamp, under the light, a young man wearing a yellow autumn coat, blue pants, and short hair is sitting at a desk, and he is turning his head to look at himself with a look of surprise.

"What's wrong with you, little girl, do you have nightmares?" the boy asked.

Li Yan shook his groggy head and found that the environment was a little familiar, as if it was the room he lived in when he was in junior high school, and the young man was a little familiar.

"Are you a soldier?" asked Li Yan tentatively.

"Haha, are you stupid by the nightmare, talking nonsense, I am not a soldier, who can I be. The boy stood up, walked to the bed, patted Li Yan on the shoulder and smiled.

"Hehe, it's a little chaotic, it's okay, you study, what time is it?" Li Yan said.

"It's almost twelve o'clock, and there are still two or three questions left to do, so I went to sleep when I finished it. The boy sat back at his desk and said.

"Oh. Li Yan didn't speak, fell on the bed, but his heart was like a stormy wave, he was reborn, this is the room where he lived in junior high school, and the teenager was his classmate Ma Jun in junior high school, and he didn't live in the school, and he boarded at his aunt's house together.

"Is this true?,It's not that I've read too many books that are usually reborn.,Hallucination.。 Li Yan thought.

"Junzi, what grade are we in?"

"You are really scared and confused, the second year of junior high school, the two of us just repeated a grade this afternoon, and when we arrived in Tian Feng's class, we were arranged to the last corner of the class, you said that you were in a bad mood, you don't want to read, you have to go to bed early, don't be scared like this when you dream, little couple." Ma Jun replied.

"What year is this year?" asked Li Yan without giving up.

"In 1991, it seems that you were so stupid that you forgot what year it was. Ma Jun said

"Pinch me, Junzi, I feel like I'm dreaming, not real. ”

"Nothing like really, go to sleep, wake up tomorrow and be fine. ”

"No, you're going to have to pinch me. Li Yan replied stubbornly.

"Really, having a nightmare can scare you like that. The soldier was helpless, came to the bed again, reached out and pinched Li Yan's arm.

"Shhh

"It hurts, you pinch it. ”

"You let me pinch it, do you blame me?" Ma Jun returned to the desk, bowed his head to write his homework, and ignored Li Yan.

Li Yan lay back on the bed heavily, and his heart couldn't calm down for a long time.

"I'm not dreaming, I'm really reborn, I'm really reborn. Li Yan lay on the bed and roared in his heart.

"God, earth, God, you really opened your eyes and gave me a chance to start over, wahaha!!" Li Yan trembled with excitement.

"Little lady, do you want me to call you a doctor, it seems that you seem to be sick, why are you trembling. Ma Jun turned his head and looked at Li Yan worriedly.

"Uh, it's okay, you do your homework, I'm going to sleep. Li Yan woke up from the infinite YY and smiled awkwardly.

"It's fine, if you're not feeling well, call a doctor, don't hold on. Ma Jun said, turning his head and doing his homework.

Li Yan's YY was interrupted, and he couldn't lie down on the bed, so he got up from the bed, came to the courtyard, looked up at the sky, there were no clouds in the sky, and a bright moon hung in the sky, Li Yan suddenly had an urge to cry.

Clenched his fists, Li Yan walked quickly to the toilet, MD, I couldn't hold it back, I was in a hurry.

Coming out of the toilet, Li Yan touched his already handsome face, looked at his small arms and legs, at this time he looked about 1.6 meters, his body was still very immature, and even the hair in that place did not grow, which made Li Yan a little depressed. Standing in the courtyard, Li Yan easily moved his feet to the top of his head, kicked to the sky, and stood there steadily. Li Yan's body is flexible since he was a child, but he lacked exercise when he grew up, and gradually fell into disuse, before he was reborn, his arms and legs were completely rusted, not to mention kicking in the sky, that is, bending down, it was already very difficult for his hands to reach his feet, and he had sworn more than once, Li Yan swore that if he could be reborn, he would definitely strengthen his exercise and not let his body rust, and this time he finally had the opportunity to fulfill his vow.

Thinking about the scene in the toilet just now, Li Yan couldn't help but think of a sentence: "I think back then, Lao Tzu urinated in the wind, and now, Lao Tzu pees in a shoe." ”

"Finally, I don't have to pee a shoe, I can pee in the wind now. Li Yan whistled triumphantly into the house, climbed into bed and lay down.

"When did you learn to whistle, I remember you didn't know this afternoon. Ma Jun looked at Li Yan who was lying down in surprise and said.

"I was scared by a dream just now, and I can't help it. Li Yan's face turned red immediately, but fortunately the lights in the room were dim, otherwise they would all be seen by Ma Jun. It's a shame to say, Li Yan thinks that he is extremely smart since he was a child, and he can learn anything, that is, he whistles from elementary school to the second year of junior high school, but he didn't learn it, because he was ridiculed by his classmates until he was in the third year of junior high school, and he finally learned this great skill when he swore not to learn and swore not to give up, and blew his cheeks swollen.

"Oh, you're acting weird today, dreaming like this. Ma Jun shook his head and lowered his head to do his homework again.

Lying down on the bed again, Li Yan has gradually calmed down from the emotional excitement caused by rebirth just now, and began to think rationally about his rebirth.

Li Yan went through his 30 years of life before his rebirth like a movie in his mind, although he knew the general experience of future social development, but before he was reborn, he didn't care about politics and the economy, thinking about the protagonist in the novel Once reborn, he was immediately given the halo of the protagonist, killing all directions, crisscrossing shopping malls and love fields, invincible. What can I do, can I also create a glorious life like the protagonist in the novel, where is my halo, where is the beauty, and the heroine who has not found her life in her thirties before being reborn, what about this life?

No matter what, at least you can be sure that you still have an advantage, at least you don't have to study day and night in order to catch up with your grades, and in the end, your grades go up, but your eyesight goes down, and you almost get a cerebral neurasthenia, which is a bit more than worth the loss. In the previous life, you can try to make up for all the regrets in your life in this life, and you don't have to be like before you were reborn, "thinking about the past" has become your own mantra.

It was dark in front of him, and there was a sound of screaming, but it turned out that Ma Jun had finished his homework and went to bed.

"You're a little strange today, I always feel like I'm not completely scared by dreams, what's going on?" Junzi said.

"Nothing. Li Yan said.

"Well, it's okay, sleep, I'm going to get up early tomorrow and go for a morning run, it's not good to be late, I heard that the new head teacher is very powerful, and if you're late, the punishment will be very heavy. ”

"I know this," Li said.

Li Yan secretly said in his heart, not only knowing, it is simply unforgettable, in his last life, he had just repeated a grade, and once he was snooze and did not run in the morning and read in the morning, and was caught running on the school track for an hour by the head teacher named Tian Feng, so that until graduation, Li Yan never dared not run in the morning and did not study in the morning for no reason. There were several other classmates who were punished together that time. Junzi was honest, and he couldn't wake up when he saw that Li Yan was sleepy, so he went to school alone and was not punished.

In the darkness, there was silence, and only the slender breathing of two teenagers could be heard.

"Junzi, do you believe that people have an afterlife?" asked Li Yan softly.

Ma Jun turned over, but he had already fallen asleep.

"Alas......" Li Yan sighed and fell asleep.