Zhang Xiaoxian counted me down and hung up the phone, and I raised my head with a pale face.

"What's wrong?" Xiao Haiyang asked me.

I shook my head, and couldn't tell him, "I have to go back now, and I'll leave those drunkards to you." ”

"Well, be careful on the road. Xiao Haiyang said.

Then I came out of the homeroom teacher's house, and it was already zero morning, and there was no one on the street, and it was not easy to take a taxi.

I turned on the navigation of my mobile phone, and it took me 40 minutes to walk from the homeroom teacher's house to Mr. Tang's house, and I looked around again, but I could only walk back, and I couldn't let Mr. Tang pick me up!

Forget it, I'm afraid she'll see me mad, although tonight's storm is indispensable, but I don't want to come so soon.

It's a big night, there is no moon tonight, the sky is overcast, it's really scary.

Zhang Xiaoxian's text message came again: "Wang Bo, can you hurry up and ......"

"Hurry, hurry...... "No, I have to run."

Actually, I want to take medicine, and if I take one now, I can go back in a few seconds.

But after thinking about it, forget it, although this medicine has benefits, the disadvantages are even greater.

The effect of the drug is not something I can control, at least I have to stay in the body for about half an hour, I don't want to sit at home, raise my feet and swoop out, I don't know where it will land, and I can't scare a few of them to death when the time comes?

The key is amnesia, I don't know what I've done, so it's even more embarrassing, what if I hurt someone?

When I was running home, I kept thinking that it seemed that I still had to practice first, but there was a difficult problem, and that was to have sex.

Once I practice, at least in the past year, I can't get close to women, think about it, when I look at Wu Jiajia and Teacher Tang's peerless good bodies every day, dangling in front of me every day, I can only see the feeling of not being able to get started, it's really painful.

And it's not a solution, it's okay for a day or two, if you don't do it with them for a year, they won't be able to cuckold me?

No, no, no, this is not going to work, my God, I'm going crazy?

And that dead old man, where did he die for me, and when he needed him, he played for me to disappear, do you really want to test me!

I'm sure, I'm the undefeated No. 2 in the East, please don't call me Wang Bo in the future, please call me Dongfang Bo, thank you.

When I ran to the community, I saw the woman who looked exactly like Mr. Tang again, sneakily coming down from the building where we lived.

Xingse hurriedly ran to the unit building where she lived, what was she doing at night?

After thinking about it, I followed, but instead of going upstairs, she went around to a corner at the back of the community, where someone was waiting for her.

They wore a big trench coat, and the hat on the trench coat was still on their heads, still with their backs to me, and I didn't dare to follow too closely, so I couldn't hear what they were saying.

After a few minutes the man was gone, and then the woman fell back, and I quickly hid so that she could not be discovered, and when she went upstairs, I put my head out again, and looked at the place just now, and there was no figure, and the man had already gone away.

What the hell are they talking about? So mysterious? I can't even think about what they're talking about.

Forget it, let's go back first!

I went back very nervously, and I pushed the door open with a bang, and I stood firmly in the doorway without having the courage to go in.

The first thing I saw was Wu Jiajia, who was spinning around the living room with a chicken feather pole in her hand.

When she heard the door open, she turned her head around, and when she saw that it was me, she angrily waved the feather pole in her hand and rushed towards me.

I was frightened by Wu Jiajia's posture, she was going to murder her husband!

Seeing that she was getting closer to me, I could clearly smell the blood in the air, but I slammed the door shut.

The chicken feather pole in Wu Jiajia's hand slammed on the door with a special sound, but fortunately, I reacted quickly! If this hit me, it would definitely be a bright red wound.

"Wang Bo, you come in for me. "Wu Jiajia pulled the door inside, I grabbed the doorknob and didn't let it go, it must not be loose!

If this is loosened, the consequences will be even more serious.

"You put down the things in your hands first, and promise not to do anything, and then I will let go. "I'm not stupid, I'm not that easy to deceive.

"I'll count three times and you'll roll in for me right away, otherwise, you'll never come back......" Wu Jiajia counted me down as she pulled the door inside.

Not to mention, this girl's temper is really scary, and her voice counts one, two, three, and I feel giggled.

At this time, Teacher Tang and Zhang Xiaoxian seemed to have come over.

"Jiajia, let him in first if you have anything to say! Violence will not solve the problem. "This is Zhang Xiaoxian's voice, I really didn't expect that she would stand with me at a critical time.

I heard the voice of my teammates outside, and I quickly cooperated: "Yes, yes, domestic violence can't solve the problem, don't be impulsive, impulsiveness is the devil." ”

"Bah, you give me less, you said you were hungry, I went with Sister Xiaoya to buy you vegetables and cook, but you ran out to fool around while we weren't paying attention, and didn't go home in the middle of the night, what do you want to do!" Wu Jiajia counted me down there resolutely, just like my mother.

"You let me in first, let's sit down and talk, I'm sure I'll give you a satisfactory explanation, okay?" I said outside.

At this time, the next-door neighbor came back and saw me talking to himself outside, staring at me with a particularly wonderful look.

I wondered, they are all men, the neighbor next door comes back in the middle of the night, why doesn't his daughter-in-law talk about him? Why did everything change when I came here, and there was no humanity!

"Jiajia, I think let him in! it's not good for the neighbors to see such a fuss. Teacher Tang pulled Wu Jiajia.

Wu Jiajia is so angry now, she just can't bear this breath, but Zhang Xiaoxian and Teacher Tang said so, so she didn't say anything.

Fortunately, in the end, she slowly let go of her hand on the doorknob, and then stood aside, I saw that it was suddenly quiet inside, and I was also relieved, it seems that Teacher Tang and Zhang Xiaoxian have successfully persuaded Wu Jiajia.

"Wang Bo, come in!" a few footsteps faded away, and I knew they were all in.

I took a deep breath, I was really frightened by Wu Jiajia just now, I can now be sure that I found a tigress, and I will have to bear it for the rest of my life.

I pushed open the door and went in at a snail-like speed, and sat in a row on the sofa, Teacher Tang hugged Wu Jiajia angrily, of course, both of them didn't look good.

Zhang Xiaoxian sat on the side and sighed at me, she also wanted to help me, but unfortunately she had more than enough heart and strength, so she had no choice but to help me so much.

I'm a big old man standing in front of them like a child who has made mistakes, am I easy?

None of them spoke, and I smiled awkwardly at them, "Are you all okay, are you tired, sleepy, thirsty, hungry?"

Wu Jiajia's hand suddenly slapped on the table, looking at me and feeling distressed, I don't know if she hurts or not.

"Tell me honestly, what the hell did you do, if you say the wrong word, it's like this table......" Wu Jiajia glanced at the table that was slapped down by her palm.

The table was sturdy, and there was nothing wrong at all, but her palms were red, and they seemed to be a little swollen.

"Wang Bo, why did you go? Why did you come back now, and you still drink?" or Teacher Tang spoke more gently and reasonably.

I glanced at Zhang Xiaoxian, and I didn't know what she told Wu Jiajia and them, I thought about it for a while and then said: "I told Zhang Xiaoxian about this, class reunion, didn't our class play a game during the day? In the evening, the head teacher invited us to his house for dinner, and everyone drank too much. ”

It really scared me into a cold sweat, and I don't know if Zhang Xiaoxian shook out Liu Fang's matter to me.

"Really, how can you prove ......?" Wu Jiajia continued to ask me fiercely.

How can I prove it at night? I can't call Bao Xiaopang them!

One by one, they were so drunk that I couldn't wake up, and even if I did, I wouldn't be at ease? Maybe they would tell me something?

"How do you want to prove it?" I asked rhetorically.