Chapter 1546: Gentleness is really not for you

Drawing lucky guests is always one of the highlights of the live broadcast room.

When Ye Fei said that he was drawing a lottery while eating delicious food, the audience in the live broadcast room was all excited, which was definitely an excellent proposal.

In fact, according to Ye Fei's previous habits, the lottery will be held almost after the end of the four dried fruits, and everyone is looking forward to it.

"Ye Shen, hurry up and smoke, I'll wait until the flowers are gone. ”

"Ahhhh ”

"Your sister, why are you all the time? Are you still wandering around the earth?"

"I want to eat cashew nuts, I want to eat gummies, I want to eat peanuts, I want to eat almonds, Ye Shen, I will put incense on your monument, please smoke me." ”

Ye Fei: "......"

This thing was so depressed that he almost smashed the computer, what is it, big brother, I'm still alive and well, what do you mean by the incense on the monument?

Several people in Shibatian also saw the news of this audience, and they couldn't cry or laugh one by one.

"Brother, how do you smoke?" Shi Batian hurriedly diverted the topic and asked.

Ye Fei sandwiched a fried peanut with sugar and threw it in his mouth, and said, "Let's still follow the previous smoking method, brother Tianxia, which of you will smoke?"

The mouse happened to be in Meng Jie's hand, and the little guy grabbed the mouse and said excitedly: "I'll smoke, haha, today's first lucky guest will be born in my Meng Jie's hands." ”

It didn't matter to Ye Fei who drew the lottery, he nodded and said, "Meng Jie, you draw." ”

Meng Jie is a left-hander, this thing used chopsticks to hold a piece of crispy fried cashew nuts with his left hand, held the mouse in his right hand, and then clicked on the center of the lucky wheel.

The wheel of fortune begins to spin rapidly.

As soon as the audience saw that the lottery had begun, people began to shift their attention one by one, and all eyes fell on the spinning wheel.

No one spoke, no one sent messages, and even at this time the tips stopped, all waiting for the results with trepidation, as if waiting for the choice of fate.

The speed of the turntable is getting slower and slower, and there are finally people in the live broadcast room who can't withstand this pressure.

Wet man!

The goods sent a message: "Brothers, if you talk about conversation, this Tete is so depressed and will go crazy." ”

Brother Caizi said: "Wet man, what do you want to say?"

"At this moment, I want to write a poem. ”

"I'm rubbing, you haven't written a poem for a long time, please do. ”

"Ah~ah~~"

β€œ...... Ah, your sister, what about the toothache? Can you be serious?"

"I'm very serious, ah~ The sunshine at this time is very lazy, suitable for the elderly, and also suitable for me, the flying fortune plate, fascinated and slightly sounded, just like the sunshine at this time, very lazy, suitable for the elderly, and also suitable for me who is idle......"

Everyone: "......"

"Your sister, wet man, are you on a bar with the sun?"

"The lucky disc that is still flying, it is faintly loud, big brother, you are talking about broken wheels, right?"

"Among the third-graders, this poem is quite passable. ”

Shiren said depressedly: "Talking to you people who have no literary literacy is playing the piano to the cow, you don't understand my heart." ”

As soon as the news of this goods was sent, an audience named Ding Ping's mother-in-law scolded him back.

"I said Ding Buping, have you fed the chickens, ducklings and geese?

Wet Man: "......"

"Oh. ”

This thing made a deflated expression, which amused everyone, and many people knew why the wet man was so honest when they saw the name of this Ding Ping's mother-in-law, the wet man's name was Ding Ping, and this was his wife.

"Wet people are afraid of their wives. ”

"I'll go, brother, and disgrace our male compatriots. ”

The wet man made a sigh and said, "Everyone, I'll go feed the chickens and ducklings first, no way, I've been disobedient lately, this mother-in-law is always looking for my baby." ”

"Let your baby run. ”

"What's running, it's still in her belly, everyone, slip away for a while, you won't be able to pump me this time." ”

After that, the wet man dived.

The audience in the live broadcast room has completely convinced this product one by one, which is really a superb.

Ye Fei also laughed, he knew that the wet man didn't look at the goods and threw two sour poems at every turn, but in the past, the life of this goods was not good, and it is not an exaggeration to say that the poor jingle sounded, this is what Ding Ping said to him personally, if it wasn't for watching his show, Ding Ping didn't know what life he was living now, it was precisely because of watching his show that he made this product even two yuan, sold a place to Rhodes, and got 3.5 billion Huaxia coins, which improved his life, you look at the current goods are inflated, and they dare to have children, and they didn't even dare to have children before。

The wet man had just dived when the lucky wheel stopped, the hands flashed, and the guests appeared.

And then...... Then the whole live broadcast room exploded.

"Poof~ Is this okay?"

"Emma, evil door, evil door, how can this be?"

"This kind of thing...... I'm going to say it's not a supernatural event, can you believe it?"

"I don't know if others believe it or not, but I believe it anyway, it's weird. ”

Meng Jie also jumped up from the chair directly after seeing this name, and said, "Ye Shen, what's going on?"

The corners of Ye Fei's mouth twitched sharply.

Several people who have eaten all over the world and eaten Batian are all rubbing their teeth, and even the little beauty Dori's little mouth is open and round, and a pair of beautiful big eyes are about to fall out, with an incredible look on her face.

"I ...... I don't know, the wheel of fortune is drawn. ”

Just when people were a little crazy, Shanzhou City, Jiangsu and Zhejiang Province, at the foot of a mountain, a farmhouse.

"Goo~Goo~Goo~~"

Crash~

Wet man Ding Ping held a scoop in his right hand, and inside the scoop was a scoop of corn kernels, he stood in the yard and cooed a few times around, and saw a group of chickens, ducks and geese rushing from not far away, these little things were running and barking, and the yard that was comfortable just now suddenly became lively.

In the mottled corridor in front of the house, a rocking chair was placed there, and a sturdy middle-aged woman was sitting on the rocking chair, gently rocking the rocking chair, and her eyes were staring at the mobile phone in her hand.

"Goo~Goo~~Goo~Goo~~"

Ding Ping was still screaming, and the middle-aged woman raised her eyelids and glanced at him, and said impatiently: "You grunt an eggplant?

The wet man said frantically: "Zhang Xiaohua, don't threaten me with the child at every turn, you only found out that you were pregnant the day before yesterday, and now there are still more than nine months before the birth of the child, you, you, you, you......, you How could I possibly scare a child?"

His wife Zhang Xiaohua got up from the rocking chair at once, pinched her waist with her left hand and pointed at Ding Ping with her right hand, and said in a loud voice: "Okay, you are Ding Buping, you can learn to talk back with a few dollars, right?"

Zhang Xiaohua, let me tell you, if I wasn't afraid that you wouldn't be able to marry after leaving me, I would have kicked you aside, and I've had enough of you! I leave you, and I can carry a better tomorrow with my thin shoulders. ”

"Yo Yo Yo, are you still out of breath? You are still carrying a better tomorrow on your thin shoulders, and you are not afraid of being crushed to death?"

"Do you want to take care of it?goo~goo~~"

Crash~

Another handful of corn kernels were scattered.

Just when Ding Ping's handful of corn kernels were just sprinkled on the ground, he suddenly heard his wife Zhang Xiaohua snorting.

"Damn, my husband ......"

Pedaling .....

Zhang Xiaohua has a big voice and a strong figure, and this voice directly scared Ding Ping and almost sat on the ground.

"You're insane?!! why are you shouting if you don't have anything to do?" Ding Ping said depressedly.

Who knew that this time Zhang Xiaohua was not angry with Ding Ping at all, but ran towards Ding Ping with a smile on her face.

When Ding Ping saw it, he hurriedly retreated and said, "Stop, stop, what do you want to do? What are you going to do?"

"Husband~~"

Zhang Xiaohua came to Ding Ping and hugged Ding Ping to death.

Ding Ping felt as if his thin body was suddenly wrapped in a ball of cotton, his face was blocked by a ball of softness, and he was almost out of breath.

"Woo~Woo~~ Let go of me, you let go of me!!"

Ding Ping came out of his wife's arms with a push, gasped a few times, and then roared: "You are sick?!!"

Zhang Xiaohua hurriedly nodded, and said with a smile on her face: "I'm sick, I'm sick, husband, it was all my fault before, I shouldn't let your thin shoulders carry the burden of the whole family, I will help you share it in the future, we will be happy and share difficulties together, okay?"

Hearing his wife say this, Ding Ping's body shivered coldly, and then he stretched out his hand and touched Zhang Xiaohua's head, muttering, "No fever, Xiaohua, what's wrong with you?"

Zhang Xiaohua slapped Ding Ping's hand open, and was about to go crazy, but instantly softened again, grabbed Ding Ping's arm, his fat body kept shaking, and said angrily: "Old ~ Gong ~~ Is it good ~~"

Ding Ping: "......"

This thing jumped to the side directly, pointed at Zhang Xiaohua, and said, "Who is the demon who has fallen into my wife's body? Hurry up and show up, or I will ..... I called the police. ”

Well, in Ding Ping's opinion, his wife is being put on the body by unclean things, because what Zhang Xiaohua is doing in front of him is too far from his wife, and his wife will not play this set anyway.

Zhang Xiaohua was still not angry, and came to Ding Ping again, grabbed Ding Ping's hands with both hands, and kept shaking and shaking.

"Husband, in the future, we will be blessed and enjoy difficulties together, okay~"

"I ...... Wife, you still abuse me, you ravage me, don't be like this, okay? Gentleness is really not for you. ”

"Ding Buping, what do you mean, uncle, why can't the old lady be gentle? I abused you and ravaged you, why are you so cheap?!"

"Yes, yes, that's it, that's how it feels, wife, you're the real you, you say, why do you suddenly play such a play?"

Zhang Xiaohua looked at Ding Ping, who was still nervous, and suddenly laughed, then raised the mobile phone in his hand and said, "You won the lottery." ”

"Oh~ah?!! what's that?"

"What the hell? I said you won the lottery. Saying that, Zhang Xiaohua raised her mobile phone again.

Ding Ping was stupid there, and after a long time, he screamed, threw the scoop in his hand away, and jumped into the house in three or two clicks, and then grabbed his mobile phone and looked at it, and suddenly the whole person was stunned again.

For a long time, a wolf howl suddenly sounded in the dilapidated house.

Whew~~~ Hahahaha...... Ahem......

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