Chapter 200: See Pranks Again (First Update)
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?“ Dandan, what's wrong?" Li Yan violently pushed open the "door" and broke in, but now Lin Dan shrunk in the corner of the "bed", his body trembled again, and he hurriedly asked. (Free download of the full-character e-book)
"Worm, Li Yan, Dandan is afraid!" Lin Dan said in horror as he pointed to the "bed".
"Don't be afraid, Dandan, I'll kill you with worms. Li Yan hurriedly coaxed Lin Dan to say, and at the same time looked in the direction of Lin Dan's finger, but there was no insect, so he asked, "Where are the worms?"
At this time, Lin Jing and Wang Li also ran in and asked, "What's the matter?"
Dandan was frightened by the worm. Li Yan said.
"Why is Dandan even so daring?" Lin Jing muttered, usually Lin Dan is famous for being stupid and bold, a mouse passed under her feet, she dared to step on it to death, how could she be scared like this by a worm now.
"The house has been dewormed, there shouldn't be any worms!" Wang Li said, the presence of worms at home made her a little embarrassed, so she also found the worms with Li Yan on the "bed".
Later, Lin Jing also came up to help, but the three of them almost turned the "bed" upside down, and there was no trace of insects.
"Dandan, what kind of worm are you seeing?" asked Lin Dan, who had already come down from the 'bed' and hid in the corner of the bedroom to watch the three of them busy looking for insects.
"It's black, there are a lot of legs, and there are two horns on the head, it's scary!" Lin Dan said, and his body couldn't help but tremble as he spoke.
"What kind of worm is this?" Li Yan and the three of them glanced at each other, and they couldn't remember what kind of worm Lin Dan was describing, but that was indeed "very" scary, but now that they couldn't find it, Li Yan comforted: "Dandan, the worm has run away, it's okay, you still have injuries on your body, go to the 'bed' and lie down." ”
"Oh. Lin Dan climbed onto the 'bed', lay down obediently, looked at Li Yan with a wink and said, "Li Yan, Dandan is afraid of insects, can you accompany Dandan in the room?"
"Well, I'll be with you in the room. Li Yan pulled a chair and sat next to Lin Dan's "bed" and said.
"Well, you're so nice. Lin Dan said happily, and said to Lin Jing and Wang Li who were standing in the house: "Two sisters, thank you, you go out, just have Li Yan here to accompany Dandan." ”
Lin Jing and Wang Li had no choice but to leave the room together, leaving Li Yan and Lin Dan behind.
"Dandan, does it still hurt on your body?" Li Yan looked at the scar on Lin Dan's head, which had now begun to heal, so he asked.
"It doesn't hurt anymore. Lin Dan said with a smile.
"If it doesn't hurt, I obediently close my eyes and sleep, and when I wake up, the injury will be healed. After Li Yan 'touched' and 'touched' Lin Dan had untied all the pigtails, he said with a somewhat crooked head.
"Hmm. Lin Dan obediently closed his eyes, but immediately opened them again and said, "I close my eyes, you are not allowed to leave secretly." ”
"Okay, I'm not leaving, I'm just here to watch Dandan sleep. Li Yan said with a smile.
"Well, Dandan slept. Lin Dan closed her eyes again, and five minutes later, she opened her eyes again, and said with a bitter face: "Li Yan, Dandan can't sleep, you can tell Dandan a story." ”
"Okay, what story do you want to hear?" Li Yan smiled and asked, he remembered Nannan, Lin Dan at this time seemed to be suddenly many years younger, this change made Li Yan a little worried and a little sad, so he naturally responded to Lin Dan's request, and couldn't bear to refuse the slightest.
"Whatever, as long as it's a story you tell, Dandan likes to listen to it. Lin Dan said with a sweet smile, Li Yan promised to tell her a story, which made her feel very happy.
"Alright then, I'll tell Dandan a very classic story. Li Yan said with a smile.
"Well, let's talk about it, Dandan listen. Lin Dan closed his eyes, made a deaf look, and waited for Li Yan to tell the story.
Li Yan cleared his throat and said softly: "Once upon a time there was a mountain, there was a temple on the mountain, and there lived an old monk in the temple, what did the old monk do all day, and the old monk was telling stories to ......the little monk, what kind of story did the old monk tell?
"Don't listen, don't listen. When Lin Dan heard that Li Yan was using such an infinite loop and boring story to fool her, he covered his ears and shouted loudly.
"Okay, okay, let's tell another story. Li Yan hurriedly surrendered, which really made him tell a long joke that later generations heard, which made Lin Dan giggle.
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Li Yan told Lin Dan a story and made Lin Dan giggle, but the downstairs living room was sad for Lin Jing and Wang Li.
"Sister, why do I think that Dandan is not only amnesia, but also seems to have been knocked many years younger by his age, and has become a teenage little 'girl' child, sister, what if Dandan is hit stupid?" Lin Jing was very distressed about Lin Dan's performance, so she told Wang Li about her worries.
"No, don't think about it, Dandan will be fine. Wang Li comforted Lin Jing, but she herself felt that the comforting words she said were a little pale and unconvincing.
"Sister, I know you're comforting me, but I'm really worried, if she doesn't get better, how can I 'deliver' to my third uncle. Lin Jing lowered her head, tears falling from her eyes.
"Isn't there still Li Yan, we have to believe him, he will definitely find a way to cure Dandan's illness. Wang Li said again.
At the mention of Li Yan, Lin Jing's heart calmed down a little, she wiped the tears on her face and said with a smile: "Look at me, what are you crying about, Dandan has become like that, we should be strong and actively assist Li Yan, instead of blindly relying on him for everything, then he will be very tired." ”
"Jing'er, you're right, we should also do something we can do. Wang Li saw that Lin Jing was strong, and said with a relieved smile.
"Giggles, oops, laughing at me. At this time, Lin Dan's silver-bell-like laughter came down from upstairs, attracting the attention of the two.
"What is Li Yan doing, can make Dandan laugh like that. Wang Li asked curiously.
"Let's go up and have a look, don't we know?" Lin Jing said, after speaking, she went up to the second floor with Wang Li, and quietly opened the "door" of the room, and now Li Yan seemed to be telling Lin Dan a very funny story, so she stood in the room curiously and listened.
"On the third watch day in the evening, Supreme Treasure shaved off his beard, dressed up as a scholar and came to the bridge, standing on the bridge and waiting for Bai Jingjing to appear...... "It turned out that Li Yan was giving Lin Dan the first part of the Journey to the West, and some of the extremely nonsensical funny plots in it made Lin Dan laugh, and also attracted Lin Jing and Wang Li, and the result became Li Yan alone, Lin Dan, Lin Jing and Wang Li kept laughing, and Lin Dan, who was laughing so much that he leaned forward and back, forgot to drive Lin Jing and Wang Li out of the room again.
Halfway through the conversation, when Li Yan stopped, Lin Jing, who was laughing with a stomachache, asked: "Li Yan, where did you hear such a funny story, a good Journey to the West was changed like this?"
"This is a movie, if I'm not mistaken, it should be released this year, I forgot the specific date, the name is Journey to the West, it's all big, of course it's funny. Li Yan said.
"Li Yan, talk quickly, I still have to listen. Lin Dan grabbed Li Yan's arm and shook it and begged.
"Okay, let's talk about ......," Li Yan said with a smile, but she gave the three 'women' vaccinations in advance: "But the next story is not so funny, you have to be prepared to cry." ”
"Li Yan, speak quickly, we are ready. Lin Dan urged again, at this moment it seemed that she had returned to her usual appearance, which made Lin Jing and Wang Li look at each other in surprise, they really hoped that after Li Yan finished telling the story, Lin Dan would be completely fine.
Li Yan also noticed this, he also hoped that Lin Dan could get better as soon as possible, so he told this story more attentively that Lin Dan couldn't stand Lin Dan's begging to listen to jokes, he talked about Bai Jingjing in order to save the Supreme Treasure injured the "Spring" Thirty Niang, and he was also poisoned and injured, the Bull Demon King was killed, the two "women" were defeated, and the Supreme Treasure and the two masters returned to the Pansi "hole", and the story has begun to show a trace of tragic "color" in the funny.
“…… Bai Jingjing mistakenly thought that the child born to the thirty mothers and the second master of the "Spring" was born to her and the Supreme Treasure, and killed herself in anger. In order to save Bai Jingjing, the Supreme Treasure ran outside the "hole" with the moonlight treasure box, put it under the moonlight, and then shouted to the sky "Wave" Ruo "Wave" Romei mantra, trying to go back to Bai Jingjing before committing suicide to explain the situation to her and prevent her from committing suicide......" Li Yan said.
The funniest thing in this paragraph is that the Supreme Treasure has been reversed several times in time, and the second master came out of the "hole" with the child to see the Supreme Treasure through a scene is the performance, under Li Yan's vivid narration, the three "women" have begun to be moved by the persistence of the Supreme Treasure, Bai Jingjing's affection to "sex" and the "Spring" Thirteen Niang to save the "sex" life of the second master and their children, and the heart has begun to have some astringent feelings.
“…… Supreme Treasure decided to use the moonlight treasure box outside the "hole" to travel through time and space again, but this time it traveled to five hundred years ago, and the sky was no longer night, and the Supreme Treasure looked up, and the three big characters on the head of the "hole" and "hole" also became the water curtain "hole", and at this time, a beautiful fairy came to him from a distance......" Li Yan said, and then he sighed and said: " The infatuated Supreme Treasure returned to five hundred years ago, and since then it has been separated from Bai Jingjing's time and space, and at the same time, another story about the Supreme Treasure and Zixia Immortal has unfolded completely. ”
After listening to Li Yan's story about time and space travel, Lin Jing remembered that she had never appeared in Li Yan's life in her previous life, and couldn't help but feel very sad, and her tears couldn't help but fall.
"Bai Jingjing is so pitiful. Lin Dan sighed a little sadly, she raised her head to look, but saw that Lin Jing's face was full of tears, and her body was still trembling, so she subconsciously asked, "Sister Jingjing, why are you crying?"
Li Yan and Wang Li suddenly looked at Lin Dan, Lin Jing also looked at Lin Dan with wide eyes, Lin Dan had never called Lin Jing like this since she lost her memory this afternoon, and now she called it so smoothly, obviously recovering her memory.
"Oh, Li Yan, I have a headache. Lin Dan stuck out his tongue, suddenly became pitiful and fell on the "bed", covered his head and said.
"Dandan. Lin Jing thought that Lin Dan had regained her memory, but her tongue sticking out made Lin Jing immediately realize that this was Lin Dan's prank again, thinking that she had been worried for half an afternoon because of her prank, and had shed so many tears, she felt angry, so she pounced viciously and screamed and fought with her.
"Oh, Li Yan save me. Lin Dan screamed and begged Li Yan for help.
"Dandan, you're so bad, how can you make such a joke on us. Li Yan was also very angry, and said with a smile.
"Oh, I was wrong, but I'm really hurt, are you so unsympathetic, Sister Jingjing, you hurt me. Lin Dan shouted.
"Hmph, I'll settle the account for you when you're well, you can lie here and sleep for me now, Li Yan, let's go." Lin Jing got up from Lin Dan, snorted coldly, and pulled Li Yan and Wang Li out of the "door".
"Alas, it's all in vain. Lin Dan lay on the "bed", said with a long sigh, and after speaking, his face was a little red and pouted, and he muttered to himself: "However, it feels really good to be cared for, but unfortunately there will be no chance in the future." ”
"Oh, shame on you. Lin Dan "touched" and "touched" some burned cheeks and said, after speaking, she closed her eyes, she was injured in the afternoon, and she had been acting for so long, she felt a little tired, and she really fell asleep after a while.
I don't know what happened in the dream, she "revealed" a sweet smile on her face, and after a little effort, she shed tears again, and the crystal tears flowed down her cheeks, wetting the pillow under her head, and also wetting the heart of the sleeping young "girl......
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