Chapter 26 A dragon and phoenix stroke, full of food and drink (ask for collection, ask for recommendation)

Ye Shuang looked at Wu Xiaoxian's goatee, squinted and said with a smile, "You take out the stack of pieces that we were at the dinner table before and I asked you to draw." ”

"What stack of papers?"

Wu Xiaoxian didn't understand what Ye Shuang meant, let alone understand, he didn't understand that Ye Shuang had deliberately used fifty taels of silver in the restaurant to find the hotel Xiao Er to get a wolf pen and Qingcheng ink, red sand ink, and then told Xiao Er to go to the nearest old bookstore to find the books that were yellowed for the longest time, and no one bought them.

By the way, he also told Xiao Er that when he came back, he must go to the money bank to exchange for a hundred copper coins.

......

After this transaction, Xiao Er left at least 20 taels of kickbacks, which was offset by the wages of Xiao Er's two-month part-time job. And Wu Xiaoxian's heart is painful, and he uses his own money.

When the little second brother came back, he still had a smile on his face, what a fat difference.

"Is everything ready, little brother?"

Ye Shuang looked at Xiao Er's smile, he was also very happy, Ye Shuang thought to himself, this is the pleasure of being kind and giving that he read in the book before, and it is really exciting to not have to spend his own money.

"It's all together, uncle, do you have any other orders?" Xiao Ermei replied to Ye Shuang with a smile.

"Well, when we're gone, you can bring me two towels, bigger ones. Ye Shuang thought for a moment, nodded slightly and smiled.

"Okay, the little one has been noted, please use it slowly, if you have any other instructions, please feel free to greet the little one. Xiao Er retreated happily.

"Master, my money, when will you ......" Wu Xiaoxian watched Xiao Er retreat, and hurriedly opened his mouth to ask Ye Shuang for some economic losses, and it would be good to make an IOU.

Wu Xiaoxian said it first, how could Ye Shuang not guess it, and before Wu Xiaoxian could speak, Ye Shuang said to her with a serious expression.

"Ahem, let's get started, time is running out. ”

This is a large round table with ancient wood and sandalwood, Ye Shuang took all the wine and food to his side, and suddenly a large piece was vacated in front of Wu Xiaoxian.

Ye Shuang dipped the wolf pen in red sand ink, handed it to Wu Xiaoxian's hand, and looked through a few yellowed old books that Xiao Er had picked up from the used bookstore a few times, and put the most tattered one in front of Wu Xiaoxian. Then he turned the "Heavenly Master Dao" that he had given her to the last few pages from Wu Xiaoxian's forehead cloud sail bag, which meant that Wu Xiaoxian copied the symbols in the book and wrote them on the yellowed old book.

"You just write this book, page by page, according to the symbols on the "Heavenly Master's Dao", write with your heart, let's start. ”

"What to start?"

"Didn't you say practice before, almost? ”

"Well, why do you want me to practice calligraphy? ”

"Hunt demons, do you want to be eaten by demons, don't talk nonsense if you don't want to. ”

“......”

At this time, Wu Xiaoxian still didn't understand that Ye Shuang asked her to keep copying and writing the runes at the back of the book "Heavenly Master Dao", and she wrote for almost an hour and a half, and her hands were soft, but Ye Shuang said, "Hurry up and write, I can't finish writing before the sun goes down, and the leftovers are gone." ”

Wu Xiaoxian's right hand was already crispy and soft, and he was about to break the handwriting, and Ye Shuang was sitting next to him, eating and drinking, big fish and meat, and glancing at the words she wrote from time to time.

Wu Xiaoxian's hands were tired, his stomach was hungry, but Ye Shuang was still tempting himself by eating and drinking, he couldn't hold back for a while, his greedy saliva flowed on the paper he was writing, Wu Xiaoxian's last pen was completed, and he heard a sound of "bang!" from the pen.

Ye Shuang reacted quickly, pulled her to the ground in time, and when she stood up, she was stunned when she saw that a big hole had been blown out of the big round table.

"What the hell is this! Let me draw explosives? You want to kill me!I'll fight with you!" Wu Xiaoxian grabbed Ye Shuang's collar excitedly, and his goatee almost touched Ye Han's face.

"Calm, calm, come, come, eat a chicken leg to extinguish the fire!" Ye Shuang stuffed a chicken leg in his hand into Wu Xiaoxian's mouth, and said with a smile and apologetic.

"Bastard, do you think a chicken leg can send me away!" Wu Xiaoxian said so strongly, but her stomach protested uncontrollably, her anger was awakened by hunger, and there was no reason not to eat the meat in her mouth.

"Wait until I'm done eating this chicken leg and then I'll fight with you!" Hmph!" followed Ye Shuang from morning to now, the meal he ate at noon was no longer hungry, and now Wu Xiaoxian felt that his stomach was like a hollow, and he could eat a cow.

This fat and juicy chicken leg is really delicious in the world, Wu Xiaoxian couldn't help but sigh in her heart.

"Foodie, it's really easy to deal with......" Ye Han couldn't help muttering as he looked at Wu Xiaoxian's wolf-spitting eating appearance in the jade pendant.

"Hmm, master, did you just say something?"

"Oh~ I said you eat slowly, don't choke, come and drink some water. Ye Shuang was sloppy and confused.

Ye Han's heart was very surprised, the sentence he muttered just now was only said in Yu Peili, theoretically only Ye Shuang could hear it, although it may have been just a coincidence just now, but it also means that this little girl is indeed unusual, and actually has the ability to hear a spirit conversation.

"Ye Shuang, is this the heir of the Heavenly Spirit Body you have been looking for?" Ye Han asked Ye Shuang in the jade pendant.

Ye Shuang nodded slightly, "Nine times out of ten, that's right, the explosion just now is also proof, just now her saliva happened to fall on the completed Heavenly Master Talisman, which triggered the effect of the rune, I saw the talisman just now, fortunately, the kind she drew just now is the Little Heavenly Thunder Talisman, which is not very powerful." Coupled with the fact that she couldn't eat just now, her hostility and resentment towards me made the rune mistakenly think that we were enemies, and it would explode. ”

"Okay, then you can take care of the rest, don't forget that I'll tell you about your business. ”

"Don't worry, I've always been reliable. ”

"Can you make a face, your words are very unreliable. Ye Han's thoughts escaped into the jade pendant.

Ending the conversation with Ye Han here, Ye Shuang turned his head and stared at Wu Xiaoxian who was only thinking about eating and drinking, "Are you full?"

Wu Xiaoxian ignored him, and immersed himself in the greasy pleasure of food alone, sauce elbows, autumn knife grilled fish, silkworm shredded potatoes, fried tomatoes and cold skin, orange peel winter melon soup, meat skin zongzi......

Ye Shuang kindly waited for her to eat a few more bites, quietly leaned into her ear, and suddenly shouted, like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, exploded next to Wu Xiaoxian's ear, "Are you a pig!"

"Poof!" Wu Xiaoxian was so frightened that he sprayed rice on the spot, in Wu Xiaoxian's own words, the scene was extremely shameful.

Shame on waste.

"Can you be normal!

"Didn't I ask you normally? Can't you hear me blame?" Ye Shuang spread his hands innocently.

"You want me to ask it a third time, let's eat well, and continue writing when you're full. ”

"I didn't eat it well, this zongzi, add three more spoonfuls of sugar to me, I will eat sweet zongzi. ”

"Eat your big head, keep writing for me, otherwise I'll blow you up with the little heavenly thunder talisman you just drew~" Ye Shuang looked like a kind monk with a pleasant face and persuaded people to be kind one second, and the next second he was like a scoundrel who blackmailed people with a handle, holding the rune paper drawn by Wu Xiaoxian in his hand.

"To draw or not to draw?"

"Draw and draw, who told you to have a bomb, you are the biggest ......"