Chapter 46: The son's letter of repentance to Lao Tzu
"Daddy, let me introduce you, this is my girlfriend!" Chu Liangchen's eyes narrowed, revealing a mouthful of white teeth, holding the little girl's hand and shaking. It seems that there is such a thing.
"Well, hello!" Chu Qing didn't seem surprised, and nodded at the little girl.
At this moment, it was Xiao Caifu's turn to slide down countless black lines gorgeously. She even began to wonder if the man had his head broken.
Chu Liangchen grinned and continued to shake: "Daddy, I'm going to take her home with me!"
Chu Qing was stunned for a moment, and then lowered his gaze slightly.
As soon as he saw Lao Tzu's expression, Chu Liangchen knew that it meant no drama. A small face, and it collapsed at that time.
"Heyβ" The little guy sighed as if he was hurt, and took the little girl's hand and continued to shake it.
The two little ones walked to the side and sat down on the small bench, consciously one and a half.
So, a performance that made the two parents convulse couldn't stop begins.
First of all, Chu Liangchen.
He stood up, looked up at the sky, and with one palm floated in the air in a poetic shape, he began to sing: "The dark sky hangs low, and the bright stars follow each other." β
The outstretched hand was withdrawn, clasped in front of his chest, stood on tiptoe and made a head-raising shape, singing: "Worm fly, worm fly, who are you missing?" β
Holding his little body with both hands, he squatted on the ground and shivered, "The cold wind blows, the cold wind blows." β
The little girl sitting on the small bench ran very consciously, and the two of them held small hands, first holding hands in a circle, and then hugged each other tightly, singing in unison: "Insects fly, flowers sleep, a pair of pairs is beautiful." β
With a "click", the music floating in the little one's mind came to an abrupt halt.
In order to give this sensational and hard-working performance a perfect ending, the two little guys are still very tacitly holding hands, the two little mouths pouted, and then touched each other again.
"Mo~~~"
With a "bang", a string in the brain suddenly broke. Once rare, the corners of Xiao Caifu's mouth twitched at the same time as Chu Qing, and the wind was messy.
stroked his temples, Chu Qing only felt that it was jumping "suddenly".
After watching this sad and desolate performance, he suddenly felt that he had instantly become a vicious stepfather who ruthlessly broke up a pair of little mandarin ducks.
It hurts a lot......
"Give you an hour to write a letter of repentance, and when it's done, take her home with you!"
As a last resort, Chu Qing finally decided to let himself go, and also decided to let go of Qinglin, who fell from the tree and flashed to his waist when he saw half of the performance.
"Oh also!"
With a "boom", the two little guys disappeared in an instant.
An hour later, Chu Liangchen's letter of repentance came. But after reading it, Chu Qing regretted it.
Ever since I was a child, I've been thinking about something. At first, I thought I was a child of the wind, but the wind blew away. I thought I was a child of the sea, but the sea was ebbing. I thought I was a child of the sun, but when night came, it left me to the moon.
Later, my grandfather told me that, in fact, I was jumping out of a crack in the rock. I've been guessing and guessing, and I'm finally convinced. Daddy was walking when he accidentally kicked me. Later, he picked me up and knocked me like a walnut. So, I was born.
Later, I found out that this was not the case. As I grew up, my identity changed with my dear daddy. For example, when Daddy calls me a beast, I call me a little beast. When Daddy called a bastard, I was a little bastard. When Daddy was a big coffer, I became a cornucopia. So then I knew that I definitely didn't jump out of the cracks in the rocks.
Later, my good friend Kitten gave birth to a cub. The Samoyed, which was raised by my grandfather, also gave birth to cubs. With the encouragement of Kitty and Samoyed, I finally decided to ask Daddy for a mummy. But something that hurt my heart happened. After beating countless moms who couldn't be moms behind closed doors, Daddy became a nymphomaniac, a pervert, a shameless man, and a bunch of dry rotten peach blossoms on his face every day.
Shangguan's father said that Daddy was a lewd old grass that had been squeezed dry and abandoned. Later, I also followed my father and became a little grass that saw the wind and made Tuo fall with the wind. But grandpa said that he was a Tang monk dressed in the coat of a big bad wolf, and he was being stared at by countless goblins who were about to divide his Tang monk's meat.
In this way, I had no choice but to become Grandi's big apprentice Sun Wukong. However, after I succeeded in killing countless bone spirits, rabbit spirits, and fox spirits, I finally became exhausted. The goblins scrambled to be the first, one after the other, and they came to report in waves. Daddy has become a monk among the peach blossoms, but I am still a small grass on the wall. And my dear mommy was drowned in the vast sea of people.
So far, from the day of the birth of Chu Liangchen's children's confession, the content has been widely circulated among several people in Lan Jue.
And Chu Qing's reputation as "Peach Blossom Man" comes from this.
And this has also become a handle used by Xiao Caifu to ridicule and ridicule Chu Qing. And Chu Qing finally knew what it meant to be self-inflicted and not to live.
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