The old forest is on fire.

Thoroughly, solidly fired.

Within a week of its release, the nationwide sales exceeded 500,000 copies like a rocket, and not only the Dongou Newspaper Group Publishing House made a lot of money, but even the propaganda and cultural departments of Dongou City also followed.

In the words of those leaders who have been drinking with Lao Lin every day in recent days, it is "Dongou City has finally produced a national-level cultural celebrity", which sounds a bit exaggerated, but strictly speaking, it is not bragging.

Because with the publication of "Hair Micro", many young people in many cities in China have begun to deliberately imitate the complaining fragments in the book when they speak, and named it "Hair Micro".

And the fire of "Growing in the Yard" has led to the already good sales of "Small Courtyard Miscellaneous".

All of a sudden, the two most popular "new literary forms" in the north and south of the river were all in the hands of Lao Lin, on one side was the pseudo-literary youth who played literature and art, and on the other hand, the young people who loved to play cheap and complained indiscriminately, and for the first time in the history of contemporary Chinese literature, a writer successfully included two groups of readers with completely different temperaments into his own fan base at the same time.

If you have to make an analogy, it is almost equivalent to a certain god who got the readers of Qiong Yao and Jin Yong at the same time.

In theory, this is almost a miracle.

Lao Lin, who became popular overnight, did not go to work on the street for more than half a month, and his daily schedule was more intensive than that of the street secretary, and he was very busy with various meetings, interviews, and recording programs. The leaders of the city saw that the development situation of Dongou City's cultural industry was very good, and even patted their heads and planned to go to Qingbei University to give Lao Lin a lecture, but fortunately, Ding Shaoyi had been following Lao Lin, like an agent, and directly rejected this proposal for Lao Lin.

——With Lao Lin's true level, going to Qingbei to give a lecture is equivalent to blocking a cannon in the chest.

It's not just looking for death, it's the kind that absolutely doesn't have a whole body.

While Lao Lin was so busy that his feet didn't touch the ground, Lin Miao's family also attracted a lot of troubles.

Lao Lin was not at home for more than half a month, Jiang Ping received more than ten waves of relatives before and after, some of them not only Lin Miao didn't know, but even Jiang Ping couldn't figure out where they came from. These so-called relatives, who have never appeared in Lin Miao's life, are almost all recruited by the old lady, and they come with strange eyes.

There are those who come purely to join in the fun.

There is no reason for inexplicability, but when I see you red, I want to come over and hug my thighs.

I have a dead face, I think you are red, you have to lend me money to spend.

There are children in the family who want to go to school and ask for help to arrange for them to go to the best school in the city.

Some asked for help to say hello to the township and dig a manure pit in batches.

There are even conflicts with others, hoping that Lao Lin will come forward to uphold justice.

For all of the above people, Jiang Ping's method of dealing with them was very simple and straightforward, that is, to give Lao Lin a mobile phone first--yes! That's right! It was a mobile phone! The legendary big brother! In 1995, the kind of big brick-shaped signal machine that cost 23,000 yuan a piece! Lao Lin bought it! Lao Lin, who spent a cub's money and didn't feel distressed, really started it—— After asking Lao Lin's opinion, I took this group of relatives who didn't know where they came from, went to the food stall downstairs to have a meal, and after eating, let them go to play wherever they wanted.

So in just half a month, Lin Miao and Li Xiao followed Jiang Ping to eat big fish and meat every day, and the soft-shelled turtle was even more outrageously eaten for 15 consecutive days, and on the 16th day, Lin Miao couldn't help but vomit it the moment she swallowed the skirt of the soft-shelled turtle......

In mid-April, Lao Lin, who had been wandering in the field for nearly a month, finally returned home.

The first thing I did when I came back was to go to Dongou TV to record the last interview show on the trip.

By the way, Lin Miao, who was injured, also brought over.

There were no ups and downs in the recording process of the show, basically memorizing the script.

Lin Miao observed Lao Lin carefully, and felt that Lao Lin's temperament had changed a lot in the past month. When he came to the TV station before, Lao Lin always held his head high and put on a very awesome posture, but now, Lin Miao saw calmness from Lao Lin.

The day after the recording of the show, the old lady came running from the countryside.

Before 8 o'clock in the morning, he rang the doorbell of Lin Miao's house.

Lao Lin, who originally planned to sleep until the afternoon and then report to the unit, had no choice but to struggle to get up and greet the old lady and listen to her talk about Tianji Lane. The old lady said with a stinky face that the tenants of the old house in Tianji Lane took our house as an attraction, and when others went in to take a look, they would charge 5 yuan for the ticket, and in the past two months, they have earned tens of thousands.

"Then what do you want?" Lao Lin drank tea, not taking the "tens of thousands" in his eyes at all.

The old lady was very angry and said, "Of course they are asked to spit out all the money! Who let them use our house as an attraction?"

Lao Lin thought for a while, and simply said, "Let them move out today, and this house will not be rented in the future." ”

The old lady suddenly smiled: "Okay, can you let them move out?"

Lao Lin nodded, then picked up the big brother very pretending to be forced and called the Xicheng Police Station.

After the order, the instructor of the police station at the other end replied loudly: "This must be illegal, and if the houses want to conduct this kind of visit, the industrial and commercial side will not be able to get by." Lao Lin, don't worry, I'll do this for you within an hour. ”

Lao Lin smiled faintly: "For a meal in the evening, I will call Xu Yiguang out." ”

The tone of Xu Yiguang when he heard Lao Lin say it was like a husky, and he immediately changed his words excitedly: "40 minutes! 40 minutes at most!"

A phone call was simply handled, and the old lady's eyes looked at Lao Lin, and they were all about to melt.

She was excited for a long time, and couldn't help but say: "Ah Rong, you see that you are so promising now, and you can also help Ah Hua, Ah Hua is not very good to him in the unit now, or when will you go to have a meal with their leaders......"

As soon as Lin Miao heard this, she knew that Lin Guohua had complained to the old lady.

Lao Lin didn't agree, nor did he refuse, he perfunctory a few words to the old lady, and said that he was going to work.

In front of Lao Lin's strength, the old lady finally came to her senses, was obedient and obedient, and said that she was going to Tianji Lane to have a look - in fact, there was nothing to see, it was nothing more than pretending to be forced in front of the old neighbor - one step ahead of Lin Guorong and out of the door of Lin Miao's house.

Being tossed by the old lady like this, Lao Lin couldn't sleep at all.

Then when he was idle, he said that he would take Lin Miao and Li Xiao to school: "Try Dad's newly bought car." ”

Lao Lin's face was full of red light.

The brand new Santana of 200,000 was parked downstairs yesterday.

Lin Miao glanced at the eldest brother on the coffee table, and the picture of Deng Ziqi eating chocolate couldn't help but flash in her mind.

I heard that when pretending to be forced, Santana and Big Brother are more compatible~