(I like my friend to collect it and recommend it to take a walk)

"Wash, wash, wash underwear, I want to wash underwear every day, rub soap, flush, you are a good underwear, dry ~ clean. At five o'clock in the morning, Yuan 13 got up and sang "Wash Underwear" to start a day of shameless life.

This morning's class is full, talking about marketing and probability theory, from nine o'clock to twelve o'clock, the campus is full of students coming and going, full of vigor and youth, and the century-old famous school of Haizhou University is young and lively.

After waiting for ten minutes, the bus came, and Yuan 13 swiped his student ID card and got on the bus and rushed to the teaching building.

The school bus is an open battery car, a row can seat four people, Yuan 13 sits on the far right, on the left hand side are two girls with books in their arms and a boy with glasses, as soon as they get on the bus, the two girls begin to chat.

"Emily, do you know?Xunxian sells a kind of pill on the Internet, you can become a big beauty by eating an ugly girl, and you can stay young forever, you don't need any cosmetics, your skin will be good, I really want to buy one." One of them, a slightly chubby girl with a few freckles on her face, said to the other.

"Come on, Xiaoyue, don't pay IQ tax to others again, how can there be such a magical thing, the last time I bought the "magic medicine" that can eliminate freckles, it's not that you didn't dare to leave the dormitory for a week, and you don't have a long memory, and now there are too many liars. The other girl, that is, Emily, pursed her lips disdainfully, her appearance was quite beautiful, but she was a little dark and too thin.

"Beautiful, you still mention...... This time it's true, Zhou Haiyang of the Department of Finance, you know, our school scholar, the big coffee in the forum, he said it personally, all the people in their entire dormitory bought a pill on the Internet, what is it called Liuwei Dihuang Dan, and he changed from a mortal to a monk in the Qi training period overnight, and many classmates have personally confirmed it, and the fat man of the mortal Xiuzhen Society, I was fooled into the club by him when I first entered the school, and now I am also a monk in the Qi training period. The girl named Xiaoyue was a little embarrassed, maybe she had exposed her embarrassment of buying fake medicine, looked left and right, and whispered.

"Then where can I buy it, I'll give it a try, I use so many big brand cosmetics, but it can't be white, but it makes my skin allergic. Emily was quite generous, and did not shy away from the minus of her long blackness, and hurriedly asked, a little loud.

"This classmate, I can't buy it now, these two pills are only available in a store called Xiuzhen Hongzhi Class, the two add up to a total of more than a hundred pills, and they were robbed in an instant, my friend knows the classmate of Baixiao Society, and he knew the news for a long time, so he bought a six-flavor Dihuang Dan, and now the stinky fart is not good, and he will become a monk immediately, hey, I missed the opportunity." The bespectacled boy next to him also interjected.

"That's right, beautiful, one or two million pills are still in limited supply, and I can't pay the IQ tax this time, but I didn't believe it when I first heard it, otherwise I would have to buy one...... Xiao Yue said.

"Who said it wasn't, I was shopping on the online store in the summer vacation, and I saw it, this Xiuzhen Hongzhi class, I thought it was boring to come out and play a prank, how do you know it's true, and the intestines of regret are green. The bespectacled boy said.

"Oops, that's a shame. Xiao Yue said regretfully.

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Xiaoyue and the man with glasses sighed all the way, but the more they talked, the more they fell in love, put Emily aside, got out of the car, and the two were still a little reluctant, so they left each other's phones before going to the classroom.

When men and women were students, the love affair came so suddenly, maybe a collision at the corner of the stairs, a casual physical contact between the same table, or a glance at the library...... Of course, there is also a very small possibility, it is to get along with the dormitory day and night, and sparks of mutual admiration may not be said, in the era of tolerance, it is natural to be able to tolerate all things and live their own lives, and no one can question or ridicule without affecting others.

"oh~ Love comes too fast, it's like a tornado, you can't leave the storm circle, it's too late to escape~ I can't think anymore, I can't think anymore, I can't think about me, I don't ......, I can't " Humming a song that suits the situation, Yuan 13 also got out of the car.

Haha, thinking of the classmates on the bus behind him, they all began to talk about the Hongzhi class, Yuan Thirteen's heart was full of a sense of achievement, which was also the change he brought to this era, although it was to make money, but it could also benefit others, and Yuan Thirteen's heart was also very comfortable.

"It seems that Zhou Fatzi and a few people in the dormitory are really powerful, and the efficiency is very ......" Yuan 13 thought to himself, and soon arrived at the classroom.

The first class is a big class, the stepped multimedia classroom is full, there are two or three hundred students, talking to each other, and sometimes there is an exclamation, Yuan 13 listened, he was also talking about the Hongzhi class, hehe smiled, and found a seat to sit down.

The classroom fell silent with the arrival of the teacher, who was a middle-aged professor in a suit and wearing gold-rimmed glasses.

Marketing refers to the use of appropriate promotion management tools, at the right time, at the right price, to communicate information with the right people, to exchange products and value...... To put it bluntly, it is sales, and there is not much difference between Yuan 13 selling pills, but Yuan 13 is a monopoly business and belongs to the seller's market.

The professor is knowledgeable and experienced, interspersed with various cases, sweating on the lectern in simple terms, but most of the students below are absent-minded, and the shock brought by the pill makes everyone unable to calm down and study.

This marketing class was also forced to turn on the "sage mode", 75 minutes ended in such a state of "full of passion above, weak below", there were 20 minutes between classes, Yuan 13 went to the toilet, and hurried to another classroom.

Probability theory is a small class, there are more than 40 people, and the classroom situation is similar to that of marketing courses, so there is no need to say more.

After two classes, it was noon, Yuan 13 made an appointment with Zhou Fatzi to eat together, Haizhou University because it covers an area too large, the teaching building is also widely distributed, in order to facilitate student life, so there are a total of five student canteens, Yuan 13 and Fatty's place is the No. 5 small canteen, the food tastes better, and it is close to the performance department, the original owner often came here with his classmates before, one is to eat, the other is to see the beauties, in the words of Zhou Fatzi, "Look at the beauties of the performance department, you can eat a few more bites."

When he arrived at the No. 5 cafeteria, Yuan 13 saw Zhou Fatzi obscenely at the door, looking at the performance beauties coming and going, his eyes lit up, and he almost drooled out, ignoring the contemptuous gazes of the surrounding classmates.

Yuan 13 couldn't see the fat man's embarrassment, so he stepped forward and kicked him gently: "Fatty, your family is from the Adjudication Department, and your father is notoriously strict, why are you obscene." ”

"Tong Dan'er, what do you know? Do you know that this is called beautiful and delicious? The fat man is appreciating art, Ye Chuwei is really not wrong, you are just a piece of wood, I really don't know where your little Weiwei has taken a fancy to you?" Zhou Fatzi was quite disdainful of Yuan Thirteen's statement and fought back.

The two of them teased and entered the cafeteria, the fifth canteen is in the form of self-service, in and out of the door to take the plates and chopsticks, follow the flow of people to the back, there are all kinds of delicacies in front of the window, the two of them each took a few favorite dishes, settled the account, and found an empty table to sit down.

"Hmph, anti-human and anti-social safety pants...... Say, what are you asking me to come out for, the fat man is very busy. The fat man stuffed the chicken leg into his mouth while looking around at the beauties nearby. The weather is just slightly cool, and the beauties of the performance department love beauty, most of them are still wearing short skirts and shorts, and the fat man is looking for some accidentally revealed style, but unfortunately, he only saw a piece of doge safety pants, and after looking at each other for a while, the fat man was defeated, and he was depressed for a while, and he muttered on his mouth.

"Cut, busy peeping. Yuan 13 unceremoniously debunked the fat man.

"Hmph, the fat man still needs to peep, and now I can also cultivate the truth, or the first news of the elixir, a lot of big girls and beautiful girls revolve around me, hehe......" was caught by Yuan Thirteen, and the fat man's face was not red, and he justifiably argued.

"Fatty, no matter how you play, don't delay your cultivation, otherwise after a thousand years, when the brothers come back to drink, they won't even be able to find your grave. "Yuan Thirteen's mouth is also enough to damage, but the relationship between the two is good, and it is normal to lose a few words to each other, and everyone is not at ease.

"Fart, I won't die if you die, I didn't hold back yesterday, I told my family about my situation, my dad was so happy, he didn't let me live in the school, and said that he would supervise my cultivation, hey, I have to move back home today, and the miserable life is about to begin." The fat man sighed.

"That's also a good thing, your family is all monks, or from the Adjudication Department, there is definitely no shortage of experience and exercises, and it will guide you to make rapid progress in cultivation. Yuan 13 comforted.

"You don't know, my family, grandparents, parents can cultivate the truth, but I can't do it alone, from childhood to adulthood, because this my dad has not cleaned me up, always saying that diligence can make up for clumsiness, forcing me to meditate and practice every day, until I am in college, my dad is not dead, now it's good, it's finally able to cultivate the truth, and I have to return to the old man's "clutches"...... "The fat man sighed repeatedly, the shadow of childhood is too heavy.

"Haha, this will be different, I can't treat you as a baby when I go back......"

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Originally, Yuan 13 asked the fat man to come out, he wanted to ask about the tantalum and hafnium carbide alloy through the fat man's mouth, but then he thought about it for a while and gave up, he didn't want this simple friendship to be mixed with some messy things, so he didn't speak. Next, the two chatted without a word, listening to the conversation of the students around them, eating and eating, and they didn't feel bored.

"Hey, Zhang Chi, come here and sit down...... Have you heard? Sister Xiaofeng in Class 3, at 11 o'clock in the morning, her whole body stinked in the big class, and it was full of black and dirty things, and several of her classmates vomited, which scared the teacher so much. ”