"I felt as if I was looking at the sun without the protection of my sunglasses. God, I'm going to cry. ”

For the first time ever, Lan Li showed a panicked and embarrassed expression, completely looking away, there was really no way to look directly at the dish towel in front of him.

The laughter was not at all controllable—not the hearty and bright laughter that laughed out loud, but the ridiculous and helpless smile, and Lan Li felt that he was now reading "One Thousand and One Nights", and then opened a whole new door, seeing a scene that he had never imagined and could not imagine.

The point is, the laughter is completely unaudible, and the more I think about it, the more ridiculous it becomes! In fact, now I can't catch the dishcloth, but there are still fragments of the picture left in my mind, and those faint blurred images have a greater impact, because of the blur, I can't help but start piecing together a clear picture, so that curiosity begins to surge, and the eyes move uncontrollably in Jimmy's direction, and the contradictory and tangled feeling makes the smile bloom even more.

Such a blue ceremony has never been seen before, and even the live broadcast moment of the Sundance Film Festival has not been able to make the blue ceremony so embarrassed - happy and happy.

Jimmy noticed Lan Li's avoidance of his gaze, he still didn't want to let Lan Li go, he stretched out his arms very much, cut the dish towel into Lan Li's line of sight, and kept shaking, and then he could see Lan Li look away again, which also made Jimmy's mischievous pleasure burst out and laugh triumphantly.

"Haha, Lan Li, you also have today!" Jimmy was like Columbus who discovered the New World, and the whole person lay on the table and laughed so much that he couldn't help himself.

"If the end of the world really exists, then this is the time. Lan Li looked away, facing the audience in front of him, trying to suppress the corners of his mouth, "They felt: we can't go on like this, even such dish towels have appeared, we have to stop making calendars, so the end of the world is counted on this day." ”

The audience burst into laughter, for the umpteenth time.

Jimmy looked at the dish towel in his hand again, and made a regretful voice, "Oh", and then looked at Lan Li and asked, "Do you really not like it? Why? I think it's very, very worth cherishing, isn't it?"

Amid the cheers and screams, Jimmy added, "Is there anyone on the scene willing to buy it?" I mean, I really want to collect it." ”

Bang la blah.

Twenty or thirty spectators raised their hands in unison, and the positive attitude made Lan Li's sense of shame more and more explosive.

Usually, Lan Li, who has always been elegant and calm, even in the face of his mistakes on the set, he can always quickly regain his composure and calmness, but today, Lan Li seems to have broken through, the smile on the corner of his mouth completely bloomed, spreading all the way to the bottom of his eyes, exuding a warm sunny breath all over his body, showing his youthful characteristics to the fullest, and the cheerfulness and excitement also infected every audience.

"Look, Lan Li, everyone likes you, I really can't imagine, how can anyone say no to you?" Jimmy shook the dish towel again, and said in a high-pitched voice, it was rare that Lan Li didn't react immediately, which also made Jimmy more and more interested, "Lan Li, what's wrong? Is this your weakness? God, I found Achilles' heel like this?"

Lan Li couldn't help but hold his forehead again, "...... Be...... I mean......" Lan Li chuckled again, "I'm sorry, I just saw the dish towel again, I can't control myself, please forgive my faux pas, I know, I look like I've lost my mind right now, but I really can't help it." ”

Straightening his waist slightly, Lan Li sorted out his emotions and finally calmed down, "Here's the thing, I really can't do anything about peripheral products, maybe it's my personal bias, I always think that peripheral products should be game characters, anime images, or derivatives of virtual characters, because they can evolve a fictional image into a real character, making us feel real...... Jimmy!"

Before the words were finished, Lan Li adjusted his sitting posture and faced Jimmy again, trying to show his politeness, but Jimmy deliberately raised the dish towel again, which made Lan Li helplessly interrupt his speech, and cast his gaze towards Jimmy with a smile, and even couldn't help but tilt his head, support his eyebrows with his fingers again, and cover his eyes with his palms.

Jimmy put down the dish towel, but he put on a posture of careful study, "Actually, I think this pose of yours is very, very handsome, and countless viewers should like it, and I am now thinking about how to make merchandise, what do you think of this idea?"

"Please don't ......" Lan Li only said one beginning, and the feeling of powerlessness completely bloomed in the smile, causing the audience to burst into laughter.

Lan Li sorted out his smile, "I mean, I'm real, but after I was virtualized, it was like fabricating another self in a parallel universe space, that feeling was very, very weird, and at the same time, these virtual images had to be made thousands of on the assembly line, isn't it very creepy?"

Lan Li is serious, he is really explaining his "weakness": "For me, I personally always feel very strange and even weird, and I always seem to think in my mind, if the dolls are also alive, then there are countless mes in the world, so who am I?"

Jimmy couldn't laugh anymore.

"In addition, outside of the poster, if my face is printed on those daily necessities, I can't look at it directly. I can't imagine that someone in front of me in a T-shirt with my face on it might scream and run away, right?" Lan Li said his invisible fear.

Everyone has their own fears, and they are not the same, and for some people, the small things that we take for granted can become the biggest fears of others.

In the eyes of many people, Lan Li's fear is exactly what they are after. Thou art honey, and my arsenic, so it is.

Jimmy was slightly stunned, and then couldn't help but let out an exclamation, "Wow, I mean, your way of thinking and thinking level is really different from ordinary people, right? Fear of dolls, this should be the nightmare of every horror moviegoer, right? ”

"Well, hopefully Mattel and Disney won't send me a lawyer's letter. Lan Li bowed his head lightly, and added a sentence easily, and there was a pause in the studio for half a second, and then the group burst into laughter, and even the audience stood up and whistled, even the most discerning audience had to admit Lan Li's thinking and associative ability.

Mattel, Barbie's company, and Disney needless to say. If Lan Li really fears the image of "dolls", then these two companies are estimated to have a headache.

Jimmy also shook his head and clapped his head, glancing at the clock on the studio wall - in fact, the recording time was nearing the end, and it was time to wrap it up.

Traditionally, "The Jimmy Tonight Show" is 40 minutes, and he may invite two to three groups of guests, each of whom will be interviewed for five to ten minutes, so that it is lighter and simpler, and most importantly, in the age of social networks, the patience of the audience is limited, and five minutes and ten minutes is the limit, and an interview with a guest who spends an entire episode like Oprah Winfrey is losing the audience - Oprah's talk show has come to an end, and there is also such a factor.

Today, ten minutes have passed in the blink of an eye for Lan Li's interview, but Jimmy hasn't even had time to get to the point, and besides, the recording content so far is all the essence, and it can't be cut out for a minute, so what should I do?

Jimmy quickly exchanged glances with the director, and then came to an agreement: they couldn't afford to continue recording.

As long as Lan Li doesn't protest loudly, they don't stop recording!

"No one has ever realized that you have such fears, so what would you do if fans showed up in front of you with such dolls or T-shirts like that?" Jimmy immediately hooked up, realizing that no news had been broken so far, which meant that Lan Li had never divulged his fears.

Lan Li shrugged slightly, "Now, do you know why I always refuse to play a superhero?"

Wait, where did this phrase come from?

"Haha!" Jimmy burst into laughter again, shaking his head and sighing, "Lan Li, you really make it very difficult for me to host like this, I'm like a fool, I'm laughing here the whole time, and then I didn't finish any work, you just finished the show by yourself." ”

"Isn't this the intention of the guests?" Lan Li still took over the conversation indifferently and said seriously, "You know, the host is responsible for asking questions, and then leaving all the main work to the guests to complete? I think you should be very satisfied with the recording of today's show." ”

Jimmy was already laughing until his facial muscles stiffened, and he nodded repeatedly, "Yes, yes, yes, everything you say is right." He rubbed his facial muscles, "I can't believe it, I'm really starting to enjoy today's program recording, you say, can you appear in our show more?"

"Of course there is no problem. Lan Li said briskly, and without waiting for Jimmy's face to be happy, he added, "I just said, the two of us can exchange a position, I think, this is a good deal, what do you think?"

"Hey, gentleman, are you going to steal my job now?" grumbled Jimmy, grumbling with a grieving face, "I thought you were a good man!"

"Look, that's what Hollywood misunderstood about me, I'm really, really not a good person. Lan Li folded his hands on his knees and looked at the audience with a smile, the eerie smile made people shudder, but it created a kind of contrast and cuteness, and once again ignited the laughter frenzy.

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