Chu Ming's words made the audience dumbfounded!

Typing fast enough to freeze your computer?

You're Xiu'er!

This hand speed is too fast!

The staff came over and tapped the keyboard and moved the mouse.

Motionless.

It's really dead!

Netizens admired the five-body throw.

"Chu Ming's hand is dead!"

"No wonder he can change hundreds of thousands of words a day!"

"Are all magic hands like this?"

"O Hand of God!"

"He's here to code, and he's not giving anyone else a way to live. ”

Those great writers and editors were also convinced.

This code word speed, let alone them, I'm afraid that there is no one in the country who is faster than Chu Ming's typing.

It's his computer and keyboard that are out of luck, and he has to suffer from it.

The life span must be short!

In the interview room, it was all embarrassing.

"Do you need me to compensate for this?" Chu Ming asked cautiously.

The staff said: "No, just restart." ”

Restarted it, and sure enough, the computer was restored, but unfortunately the manuscripts that were saved just now were not saved.

Chu Ming breathed a sigh of relief, and then continued to be interviewed.

"We know the secret of your quick update. Yu Jie picked up the manuscript and continued to ask.

"We are now temporarily adding a link, here is a collection of many netizens are more concerned about the questions, want to ask questions on the spot, can you accept it?"

Chu Ming nodded: "Of course, I'm happy." ”

"The first question is, why can you open seven books in different fields and styles at the same time, and all of them are of such good quality?"

"It's a simple question, but I can't explain it. Chu Ming spread his hands.

"Why?" Yu Jie said curiously.

"Because I'm a genius. Chu Ming said helplessly.

Yu Jie: ......

Netizen: ......

Writer:......

Listen, is this like human language?

Big brother, this is an interview, can you speak so arrogantly!

Yu Jie coughed in embarrassment, ignored this answer, and continued to ask.

"Does this have something to do with your daily hard work?"

Chu Ming smiled: "Of course not, I usually just do it casually, and if it is useful, what do I want a genius to do?"

Yu Jie: "......"

Yu Jie coughed violently a few more times, and then continued to the next question.

"Another online article asked, recently many online gods have gone crazy to encircle and suppress you, but unfortunately they all failed, what do you want to say to them?"

Chu Ming said: "You do your best wholeheartedly, maybe it's better for me to do it casually." ”

Web God: ???

We recruited you to provoke you, as for burying us like this?

Yu Jie coughed a few more times: "Uh-huh...... Uh-huh!"

"Is your throat uncomfortable?" Chu Ming said worriedly.

"No, no. Yu Jie explained weakly, so she could only continue.

Continuing to the next question, an online article said that he has been engaged in online writing full-time for five or six years, but unfortunately he has always been a writer who has not been able to sign a contract, and I want to ask you how you can succeed. ”

Chu Ming knew what Yu Jie was asking this question for, just to encourage these netizens and feed him a little chicken soup for the soul, so that he could continue to work hard.

However, Chu Ming was really a little disgusted by such a thing as chicken soup.

There is no logic, the process is always reversed with the results, it is made up, and there are even many chicken soups that contradict each other.

Being obsessed with chicken soup for the soul is very likely to have a bad impact on your three views.

But in this world, chicken soup for the soul is still popular, and it has been poisoning some people.

Since you all love to pour chicken soup for the soul to others, I will still feed you a little poisonous chicken soup so that you can sober up.

Chu Ming did not hesitate: "I suggest that he give up the road of writing novels, after all, writing novels is a dead end!"

Yu Jie: "......"

Yu Jie complained in her heart: "I want you to say something positive, and encourage this netizen with chicken soup for the soul, why are you saying these frustrating words that hit him?"

"However, doesn't it say that all roads lead to Rome, and as long as you find the right goal, you will always have a chance to reach Rome. Yu Jie smiled.

Chu Ming said seriously: "That's right, all roads lead to Rome, but some people were born in Rome. ”

Yu Jie's smile froze: "But people always fail, and failure is not terrible." ”

Chu Ming agreed: "That's right, failure is not terrible, what is terrible is that you actually believe this sentence!"

Yu Jie was a little broken: "But this netizen said that he has worked very hard." ”

Chu Ming nodded: "Sometimes if you don't work hard, you don't know what despair is!"

Another bowl of poisonous chicken soup!

Yu Jie doesn't believe in evil, as a professional host, she still doesn't believe that she can't come back to make a topic.

"The ancients often said that failure is the mother of success. ”

"It's a pity that he didn't recognize his six relatives if he succeeded!"

Yu Jie collapsed: "Can you say something positive to encourage?"

Chu Ming shook his head: "I can't blindly encourage a person, because if he persists on the wrong path for too long, he will only make mistakes again and again, and waste time in vain." ”

Chu Ming's thoughts were serious.

After five or six years of full-time work, there is no improvement at all, and it has been proved that you are not suitable for the road of online writing, and if you continue to be reckless, you can only waste your time in vain, and in the end, you will be empty.

Timely stop loss is the king.

"But more and more netizens are joining the online writing market, doesn't this show their love for this market?"

Chu Ming shook his head: "What is hot or not, I think many people are for money, and when they see others making money so easily, they also want to share a little money." ”

However, the online text industry is more complicated than we imagined. ”

"There are many people who want to make money, but there are not many people who make money, it is difficult for people with ability to make money, and it is even more difficult for ordinary people to make money!"

"In this environment, you don't have any talent or ability, and it's too difficult to make money!"

"Okay, let's skip that question then. Yu Jie has already accepted her fate.

She now understands why Chu Ming is a-stirring stick.

You don't play according to the routine at all!

"Do you usually like to listen to chicken soup for the soul?" asked Yu Jie.

"I used to be ignorant when I was a child and listened often, but now after being tortured by society, I don't listen to it often. Chu Ming said.

"Why is that? Isn't it good to listen to chicken soup for the soul? Give yourself a little hope and motivation to work hard"

"If you are beaten a lot by society, you will understand a truth, the reason why we drink chicken soup is because the meat is eaten by others. Chu Ming spread his hands and said.

Yu Jie was in a depressed mood, and she had no way to take Chu Ming at all.

Seeing this, Chu Ming went over and patted her on the shoulder: "Don't be too discouraged, life is always like this, ups and downs, ups and downs, ”

Yu Jie: ???

Is there anyone as comforting as you?

"Okay, so that's almost the end of our interview, do you have any words for the audience? Yu Jie has given up resistance and is ready to wrap up.

"I know that many of the people who watch the live broadcast are rookies who have not yet entered the society, or have just entered the society, and they don't know much about the society, but after watching the chicken soup for the soul, I feel that I have mastered the truth of this world, so I will send you a few words, I hope you can have some insights from it. Chu Ming did not hesitate.

"There's nothing that money can't solve, but unfortunately we don't have money!"

"People want you to do better, but they don't want you to surpass them. ”

"Don't show your wounds everywhere, because 20% of people don't care at all, and 80% of people are glad that you've been through hardships!"

"Sometimes you feel that you are very ordinary, you are an ordinary person, don't worry, you are actually very special, you are a very ordinary person. ”

"Society is hierarchical, many things are unfair, don't complain, because it's useless to complain. ”

“……”

Chu Ming's series of poisonous chicken soup made many netizens feel a lot.

"Piercing the heart of Lao Tie!"

"Alas, I have been in the society for ten years before I finally understand that I am an ordinary person!"

"Chu Ming's mouth is really too damaged!"

"But he's right!"

"I think it's so much better than those chicken soup for the soul!"

"Chicken soup for the soul, it's better to listen to less!"

You will understand these truths later. ”

Netizens who watched the live broadcast also gave gifts.

In the end, Yu Jie couldn't help but interrupt Chu Ming's words and put an end to the interview.

Let him continue to talk, don't make a live broadcast accident at that time!

made netizens cry angrily, who still watches our show!

The audience is gone, I'm responsible!

"Thank you Chu Ming for accepting our live interview today, that's the end of today's live broadcast, thank you for watching. ”

The live stream ends.

Yu Jie sent Chu Ming and the others away.

Yu Jie only felt physically and mentally exhausted, and sat on the sofa to rest.

She had interviewed so many people, and it was the first time she had met Chu Ming so difficult to deal with!

This is, the manager hurried into the interview room, and his expression was very serious, as if there was something important.

Yu Jie naturally knew the origin of the manager, and she must have come to scold her for the accident that occurred in the interview she had just interviewed.

"Manager, if you want to scold, scold, I know that those poisonous chicken soup will definitely disgust netizens, but I really can't do anything about him. Yu Jie also confessed.

"What am I scolding you for?" said the manager, turning his anger into joy.

"You know that our live interview just now has broken the highest audience popularity of this show!

"What?" Yu Jie looked dazed.

Didn't I just let Chu Ming say a bunch of poisonous chicken soup?

Co-author of the current audience, do you like to listen to these poisonous chicken soups to find abuse?