Chapter 026: Ridiculous Things
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"Teacher, should we change the topic?" Li Yan pressed the thought in his heart and discussed with Chen Yan tentatively. There are no ads in the whole word
"Li Yan, don't change the topic, why can your sister and her secretary be like that, but the teacher can't?" Chen Yan asked with a look of anticipation.
"That, teacher, my sister and Ah Xiu's situation is more special. Li Yan was sweating profusely, and he didn't know how to explain this to Chen Yan.
"What's so special, you tell the teacher, besides, your sister is not a real sister, is the relationship between the teacher and you farther than theirs?"
"Teacher, in my heart, you are also one of my dearest people, but don't you want to know about this special?" Li Yan said to Chen Yan very seriously.
"If you don't say how do you know that the teacher doesn't want to know, besides, you're not me. "Chen Yan is obviously not so easy to fool, she is very persistent about making herself more beautiful.
"Teacher, do you really want to know? I said you can't blame me, this thing is ridiculous, I'm afraid you will be angry when you hear it!" Li Yan said.
"Say, no matter how ridiculous things are, the teacher can accept them. Chen Yan said with a serious face.
"Then I really said it, you have to promise not to blame me!" Li Yan confirmed again, he felt that he was stupid, and he couldn't even think of a lie that could coax Chen Yan, in fact, he subconsciously rejected deceiving Chen Yan.
"The teacher promises not to blame you, just say it!" Chen Yan's eyes blinked, and her long eyelashes flickered and flickered.
"Teacher, you spare me, I really can't say it!" Li Yan gritted his teeth, but finally couldn't speak, so he smiled bitterly and begged for mercy.
"Li Yan!" Chen Yan exclaimed with a feigned anger.
"Teacher, I really can't say it, just treat me like a fart. Li Yan was ruthless, but he still couldn't speak, because he was facing Chen Yan, a 'female' person who he respected and loved in his past life and in this life, and he didn't want to leave the slightest bad impression in her heart.
"Li Yan, are you a man, mother-in-law and mother are not finished!" Chen Yan saw Li Yan so hesitant, knowing that this matter might be really ridiculous, so she wanted to give up, but the obsession of the "woman" to please herself made her unable to convince herself, so she wanted to "provoke" Li Yan and make a final attempt, if Li Yan still insisted on not talking, she would not ask.
"Damn, who dares to say I'm not a man. There is no advertisement in the whole word" Li Yan is a little angry in his heart, any man who is said to be a man by a superb beautiful "woman" is not a man, even if this beautiful "woman" is his teacher.
"Teacher, in fact, this matter is not complicated, if you want to get these abilities from me, there is not only one way to get these abilities, if it is a man and a 'woman', other body fluids can also be exchanged to obtain these abilities!" Li Yan let out, and he told the truth of the matter very tactfully.
"How to exchange body fluids?" Chen Yan asked with a puzzled expression.
"......" Li Yan sweats like a waterfall, he has been in contact with Chen Yan for so long in his previous life, but he really doesn't know that she is so simple that she already has a "female" child, a man and a "female" body fluids are "exchanged", he has said it so clearly, Chen Yan still doesn't understand.
In fact, Chen Yan can't be blamed for this, she was born in a scholarly family, with a very strict liberal family education, before she got married, she was a blank slate for the relationship between men and women, and after marriage, Shao Jiahua didn't say anything too "exposed" to her because she loved her very much, and even when doing that kind of thing between husband and wife, Shao Jiahua was extremely gentle, because then he felt that it would be a blasphemy against Chen Yan, and Chen Yan, who was obsessed with the music world, would not take the initiative to contact this knowledge, so although she was "female" is almost three years old, compared to those non-mainstream post-9o generations in the Internet era of information explosion in later generations, oo later, she is really as simple as a blank piece of paper.
"The exchange of body fluids is the exchange of body fluids. Li Yan felt that he was a little broken, and he was now very annoyed that he was showing off what he was doing just now, he was really full and had nothing to do to make trouble for himself.
"I don't understand, it's good for you to make it clear, what's so ridiculous about the exchange of body fluids. At this time, Chen Yan was like a little "girl" child full of curiosity and "desire", and looked at Li Yan with a suspicious and "confused" expression.
"Teacher, please spare me, I'm about to collapse!" Li Yan said with both hands in surrender.
"The teacher is really angry, say it quickly!" Chen Yan said angrily.
"Teacher, think about it, how can a man and a 'female' exchange of body fluids be exchanged?" Li Yan said step by step, he felt like a big bad wolf who lured the little white rabbit.
"A man and a 'female' body fluids 'exchange'?" Chen Yan pondered Li Yan's words, she was just simple, but not stupid, combined with what Li Yan said just now is extremely ridiculous, if she still doesn't understand, she is really stupid.
Li Yan watched Chen Yan's contemplative face gradually turn red, and soon the flush spread over her face, spreading to her ears and neck, and the expression on her face changed from contemplation to surprise, disbelief, and then anger.
"Suffered!" Li Yan patted his head and said with a headache.
"Ridiculous, it's ridiculous, Li Yan, you 'bastard'!" Chen Yan suddenly stood up and pointed at Li Yan with a white finger like a green onion tube and shouted, her face was full of anger, she received traditional education since she was a child, she couldn't accept that Li Yan had an affair with two "women" at the same time when she had a "girlfriend" friend, and it seemed that these two "women" got along very well.
"You asked me to say it, and then scolded me again!" Li Yan muttered aggrievedly.
"Li Yan, how old are you, how can you do such a thing, besides, isn't Jing'er your 'girlfriend' friend, how can you be worthy of her by doing this, I really misjudged you, you go, I don't want to see you again!" Chen Yan didn't pay attention to Li Yan's grievances at all, the original image of Li Yan in her heart collapsed, when she said that she didn't want to see you again, her heart hurt very much, tears were about to fall, her psychology was very complicated, heartache, disappointment, hatred is not enough to describe her current mood.
"Teacher, listen to my explanation!" Li Yan didn't expect Chen Yan to react so much, so she also stood up and said with an anxious face.
"Go away, I won't listen to anything you explain!" Chen Yan screamed, because of extreme disappointment and anger, the face was a little purple, and her body was a little shaky.
"Teacher, don't be angry, I'll leave immediately. Li Yan was afraid that Chen Yan would really be in a hurry, so she decided to retreat first, and then come over to explain to her after she calmed down.
"Let's go. Chen Yan sat down a little weakly, lowered her head and waved her hand at Li Yan and said,
"Teacher, I'm leaving. Chen Yan's appearance made Li Yan a little frustrated, his heart was very uncomfortable, and his voice became weak, and after finishing speaking, he walked out of the "door".
Chen Yan looked at Li Yan's decadent back, she felt extremely uncomfortable, but thinking of the ridiculous things he did, her heart became firm.
Wow! An earth-shattering cry sounded, and Li Yan, who had already walked to the "door", turned his head and saw that the little girl was not only standing outside the room in a cute nightdress, grinning loudly.
"Hello. Li Yan walked back quickly, wanting to reach out and take the little girl who was crying with her mouth wide open into her arms to comfort her, but Chen Yan picked her up one step in advance, glared at Li Yan and said coldly: "Get out of the way!"
Li Yan withdrew his open arms, Chen Yan's cold eyes made him feel extremely uncomfortable, in his previous life, he had been in contact with Chen Yan for so long, he had never seen such a look, Li Yan even saw a trace of disgust in her eyes.
"Alas......" Li Yan sighed deeply, and then didn't say anything, turned around and walked out of the "door" with heavy steps, he had a premonition that today he stepped out of this "door", maybe he would never have the opportunity to come back, and at the same time he felt a deep powerlessness, rebirth gave him many powerful golden fingers, but it did not give him the ability to change other people's thoughts.
"Brother, don't go!" When Li Yan walked to the door again, Xiao Nannan suddenly shouted loudly.
"I have to listen to my mother in the future, and my brother is gone. Li Yan turned his head and glanced at the little girl with tears on his face, squeezed out a smile on his face and said, after speaking, he glanced at Chen Yan deeply, and then strode out of the "door" without looking back.
Chen Yan was shocked by Li Yan's eyes when she was leaving, what kind of eyes is this, she has never seen so many emotions from a person's eyes, she suddenly wanted to open her mouth to let Li Yan stay and listen to his explanation.
"Maybe he really has some last resort, let him stay. A voice roared in Chen Yan's heart, but she opened her mouth, but the reserve and self-esteem in her heart made her close her mouth again, and she watched the young man push open the "door" and walk out, and then helped her gently bring the "door", at this moment her eyes were full of tears again, and she felt that her heart was extremely painful, the pain made her almost unable to breathe, and the cry of the "girl" in her arms became distant.
After Li Yan walked out of the big "door", he casually helped Chen Yan close the "door", then stopped, leaned on the "door" and closed his eyes and stopped for a while, and the cry of the little girl came from the "door".
"Teacher Chen, no matter how you look at me and treat me, I will always be your student, a student of two lifetimes. Li Yan said in a low voice thinking about the room 'door', took a deep breath after speaking, and never looked back to go downstairs.
After coming out of the unit building where Chen Yan's house was located, a biting cool breeze blew in the depths of winter, which made Li Yan shrink his neck, and the original decadent mood was shocked, the sky was completely dark, and he looked up at the sky, and the stars in the sky were like Chen Yan's eyes like stars, blinking and blinking.
Glancing at the lighted window on the upper floor of the unit behind him, he tightened his clothes and walked out of the family courtyard.
Just as he was about to walk out of the big "door" of the family courtyard, the sound of crackling footsteps came from behind him, as if he was telepathic again, Li Yan didn't look back and knew who was chasing him, and after stopping, he didn't dare to look back, because he was afraid that what he thought and saw was different.
"Li Yan, stop me!" Chen Yan came from behind him with a wheezing voice.
Li Yan felt that his nose was a little sour, but the corners of his mouth slowly turned upward, and he slowly turned his head and smiled at Chen Yan who was chasing behind him: "Teacher!"
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