Chapter 411: I've Been Scared!(First Update, Ask for Subscription)
Self... Bring your own dry food???
Selma was stunned for a moment after hearing Li Yao's emotion - that's someone else's blood slave! Why did you become your own dry food?
But it's also very apt.
The surprise on Selma's face flashed, and her expression changed back to her previous indifferent appearance, she put her hands in her pockets and said to Li Yao: "Don't look around, let's go down." ”
Li Yao followed Selma's steps,
His Chinese appearance is indeed very noticeable here, but those guys are at most scrutinizing and will not make any further moves.
Li Yao followed Selma and asked, "What are we going to do next?"
Selma: "I'm going to sell some potions, just follow me and don't get too far away from me." ”
Li Yao nodded,
The obedient one followed Selma.
This underground vault bar is extremely chaotic, and some places are used for fun, but in some of the more remote shantytowns, there are many people in black hooded robes, some of them kneeling on the ground, holding candles in their hands and praying.
Others flog girls tied to inverted crosses......
The more you look,
Li Yao's brows furrowed the more he wrinkled.
He didn't have a sense of justice to jump out to stop it...... He didn't have that kind of leisure.
According to Selma's previous statement,
Most of what can be done here is "voluntary".
It is obviously not so important how this "voluntary" is reached.
However, Li Yao soon became calm,
Because he saw a group of men in black military uniforms cheering around a bar.
Li Yao didn't know those people, but he knew the military uniforms on those people - the black military uniform was well-cut and made of materials, and the silver-trimmed epaulettes on the collar and shoulders looked quite classic. And the skull cockade on their military caps also allowed Li Yao to confirm their identities.
Behind their bar is a huge poster of Notre Dame Cathedral on fire.
Are they celebrating the fire at Notre Dame Cathedral?
It's a pity that Li Yao doesn't know the text on it, and he doesn't know what is written on the poster.
So
Li Yao asked, "What are they doing here?" What is written on that poster?"
Selma doesn't squint: "They were celebrating the success of the attack on Notre Dame. ”
Li Yao suddenly gasped: "Awesome!"
Thelma instinctively thinks it's not good!
Sure enough!
Selma heard Li Yao sigh: "I didn't expect Germany to burn down Notre Dame Cathedral in order to divert the public's attention!"
Thelma: "???"
What is the focus of the public?
I said, "Did you misunderstand something?"
Facing Selma's puzzled gaze, Li Yao explained: "Oh, you don't know in Romania, there was a news in China before, a female graduate student went to Mercedes-Benz and spent 660,000 yuan to buy a car before she could drive out the door and leaked oil...... This matter has become directly popular through the spread of software such as Douyin!"
First, Mercedes-Benz owners jumped out one after another to accuse the fourth son's cheating father.
Then the major media closely followed the hot spots to ferment the incident.
In addition, the Mercedes-Benz 4S store manages the disposal of almost garbage...... So Mercedes-Benz has a tendency to cool down.
In just a few days,
Mercedes-Benz's market value has evaporated by more than 12 billion yuan due to the impact of this incident...... Dollar!
It is rumored that Meng Jiangnu cried down the Great Wall,
And this female graduate student has the ability to cry down the century-old Mercedes-Benz!
So
This woman,
Especially a literate woman crying, what a disaster!
Li Yao said with a smile while popularizing science: "I saw someone say yesterday when I swiped the circle of friends - Mercedes-Benz is actually quite good in terms of handling and use...... Well, that rhetoric looks like a weak and pale heart. ”
That's right
The one who said this was Cao Erhana's sand sculpture.
It's still >
What do you say, now when he is driving and waiting for the traffic light, he meets the owners of the other two cars in the BBA, and those owners will deliberately roll down the windows to greet him: "Hey, buddy, is your car leaking?"
Cao Erha: "......"
After talking to Li Yao, the goods were ready to be given to the car and the second-hand car online!
When I went out today, the goods came to him triumphantly and said: "Da Yao, let me tell you, fortunately, I came out early!
Like what:
BMW: Buy us! We won't let you sit on the hood and cry!
Netizen comments: You will make a woman cry in the car.
Audi: Buy us! We won't make you cry!
Netizen comments: You will make a woman cry in the hospital!
The most excessive is Durex......
The latest wave of marketing copy is: take care of you, never leak oil!
Netizen: "???"
If the whole network is not satisfied, help Durex!
Li Yao rolled his eyes when he heard this:
It seems that the Mercedes-Benz hanging on the second-hand car network is not what you bought!
He wanted to ask Lao Cao what kind of Erha he was!
Is the sand sculpture planted!?
Li Yao also told Thelma about these interesting stories, and Selma was also stunned when she heard it!
After a while, she said in a trance: "I didn't expect domestic netizens to be so talented, it's too magical, it's too ...... I have seen it for a long time. In fact, the Al-Aqsa Mosque in Jerusalem has also been burned down recently, and the world situation is becoming more and more chaotic. ”
Li Yao: "???"
He was surprised: "There are still people who dare to burn the temple of the Green Sect?"
Aren't they all going to burn other people's homes?
Selma: "......"
"It's discrimination!" she taught.
Does this sound familiar?
Li Yao smiled: "You're right. ”
Selma: "......"
She opened her mouth and felt that something was wrong, what was the matter with this special feeling of congestion? Usually she was the one who scolded others! Why was she so panicked in her heart at this moment?
Thelma is a person with a very straight personality, so she doesn't plan to ask her doubts directly because she is in a mood!
Li Yao was stunned when asked, he didn't actually think about scaring people, he just said whatever he thought.
So
He pondered for a moment before he said quietly, "You can just steal the fun." ”
Thelma: "???"
Li Yao: "Do you want to say that the person facing the wall is in Jinling, and the person in charge of sealing is leaving?"
Thelma nodded.
Li Yao: "I've been scared. ”
Selma: "......"
Li Yao: "Does Guo Changshi of the Huaxia Inhuman Craftsman Association know?"
Thelma doesn't speak.
Li Yao: "I've been scared. ”
Selma: "......"
Li Yao: "Lu Xingshen, one of the current shockers of the wall-facing people, you should know this, right?"
Thelma twitched her cheeks: "You've scolded." ”
Li Yao smiled: "It must be!"
And I don't know how many times!
Selma: "......"
What the hell is this...... I should still be happy to be scolded by you, what's the matter?
And also
However, Thelma felt that she couldn't continue to let this product go on, so she changed the subject and said, "Okay, okay, don't talk about it." ”
It hurts my brain to hear it!
"I suggest you don't look any further over there, those over there are one of the Inhuman forces in Debang, and they are supposed to be members of the SS. ”
Its members are very aggressive!
It's the kind of "you look at me, I'll kill your whole family" neurosis.
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