Legend has it that there are countless planes in the universe, and some of them are almost the same as the time we live in. The story takes place in a parallel world that is almost identical to Earth.

Luminous is an elementary school teacher. Ahem, it should be said that I was originally an elementary school teacher, because, today Luminous resigned. Why did Luminous resign? The cause of the incident is very complicated and bizarre.

Luminous, JX Nanchang people, 182 tall, not handsome, but also looks pleasing to the eye and very attractive.

In the past few days, the glow-in-the-dark parents have begun to worry again. Why do you want to ask? Because there is such an unconscious son in the family! The son has grown up, loves to toss, and he is getting more and more jumping, and the old couple is worried.

Speaking of luminous, it was originally the heart of the old couple, good baby. Since the beginning of school, Luminous has been the child of someone else's family in legend. From elementary school to high school, he was the first in the class every year, and he basically knew what he would learn from the teacher.

When he was a child, his classmates envied him. When the other students were doing their math homework, they were playing marbles, when they were doing their Chinese homework, they were playing marbles, and when they were playing marbles, they were playing marbles. Don't ask me who the marbles are.

Why? Because even if you don't do your homework, you won't be criticized by the teacher.

It's the same student, why is the gap so big? Unconvinced, feel that the teacher is unfair?

The teacher replied to you in a word: "If you can take the first test every time, you don't have to write homework!"

From elementary school to high school, glow-in-the-dark parents basically don't have to worry about glow-in-the-dark, this kid is smart, good at learning, polite, and sensible, and will come to things, and the neighbors like him. Luminous parents always hold their heads high when they talk about their children with others, and they are proud and proud. However, this situation only lasted until the third year of Luminous High School. That year, Yeguang secretly did something that made Yeguang's parents want to discount his legs, and his father raised his stick, but in the end he couldn't bear to fight.

In the year of the college entrance examination, Yeguang secretly applied for Nanchang University, majoring in art: painting. When the glow-in-the-dark parents found out, they were so angry that they almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

Luminous parents actually did not do much to interfere with their son's luminous college, their son has been worry-free since he was a child, and his academic performance is top-notch, on his son's grades, Tsinghua University and Peking University's luminous parents dare not pat their chests to guarantee, but Fudan Traffic Luminous Parents still feel confident, in this case, the son can apply for whatever school he wants, in short, it will not be too bad. Even so, when I applied for the volunteer, my mother couldn't help but take care of and tell the night light.

I remember that Yeguang patted his chest and swore at that time: "Mom, don't worry! I have a number, and my son promises not to embarrass you!"

Mom believed it.

Then, Yeguang secretly reported to Nanchang University.

After the deadline for voluntary application. That day, Yeguang pinched my father's shoulders and beat my mother's legs, and the sweet words were endless, which made the second elder's heart bloom. Dad waved his hand, "Say it, buy what you want to do, and hurry up while your dad is happy!"

Then, the luminous face did not change color: "I volunteered to apply for Nanchang University." ”

"......," Mom and Dad were silent. I was a little surprised, what about Peking University and Tsinghua University? What about Fudan Jiaotong University?

Yeguang added a sentence leisurely: "The first, second and third choices are all Nanchang University." ”

“......”

Why did you apply for Nanchang University? My parents were a little surprised. Luminous parents thought to themselves, maybe the child has never left home or left his parents since he was a child, so he is willing to go to other places in college. Nanchang University, not how good it is, compared with Tsinghua University and Peking University, which was originally expected, Fudan Jiaotong University is definitely far worse. But it's more or less a 211 key university. My son's academic performance is so good, he is the dragon and phoenix among people, no matter which university he attends, he will be successful in the future. Besides, it is understandable that children are reluctant to leave home, and parents who are by their side can still take care of their lives. After thinking about this, the glow-in-the-dark parents didn't say much, just a little disappointed.

Dad sighed lightly, "Nanchang University is Nanchang University, it's close to home, it's okay, it's good." ”

The mother should also be in harmony: "Yes, close to home, you don't have to live in school, you don't have to eat in the cafeteria, you are growing up, nutrition has to keep up, Nanchang University is close to home to eat and live, just right!

Luminous faintly replied: "Art ......"

Mom and Dad glared at the luminous light in an instant!

Before his parents could have a seizure, Yeguang added: "...... Painting major. ”

Mom stood up angrily, Dad had a toothache......

I can't bear it if I apply for Nanchang University secretly, and the child is reluctant to leave home. We can endure applying for an art major, and it is not good for children to interfere too much with what they want to do in the future, but if you choose a painting major, what do you want to do?

The old mother crossed her waist and pointed to her luminous nose and scolded: "You kid, what do you want to do? Paint? You draw a ball! With just your two brushes, you still learn to paint!"

Dad also helped: "That's it, that's it, you still learn to paint, when you were a child, you said you drew a tiger, and you drew a hello kitty, you said that you didn't choose a good major? Acting, film and television, even if you learn a dance, we will admit it, but you just choose a painting! You are going to turn the sky upside down!"

"What's the matter? You still want to be a painter? I don't know that painters are famous when they have returned to immortals, how many living painters have you seen to be famous?"

"Okay, even if there is, but it's still an old painter in his seventies and eighties. You're young, and you're going to be poor until you're seventy or eighty?"

"Do you expect me and your dad to feed you for the rest of your life?"

"That's it, just for your unreliable energy, your mother and I may be angry with you one day. ”

"What's going on in your head? You say, if you don't give me a perfect explanation today, you won't want to uncover this stubble!"

"Yes, give us a perfect explanation!"

“......”

“......”

Mom and Dad conducted an all-round verbal and written attack on the luminous for half an hour. Comparable to a nuclear bomb. The glow-in-the-dark brain was wet, not sweat, but the spittle of my parents.

"By the way, the boy and his father, can you change your wishes?"

Dad's eyes lit up, and he said excitedly: "Yes, yes, yes, yes." It can be changed, it can be changed!"

The old mother hurriedly said: "Then what are you waiting for, hurry up and let your unconscious son change his will!"

"What my son, not your son!" said the father.

Mom glared at Dad: "You are still fighting with me at this time!"

“......”

Luminous wiped the sweat and saliva mixture from his forehead and looked up at the wall clock, 18:43. Said weakly: "It's 18:43 now, as of 18:30 today, that is, the most refreshing time for you to scold me, the national college entrance examination voluntary filling system has been officially closed......"

“......”

"I'll kill you rebel!"

......

So, after the college entrance examination, Yeguang became the champion of the national college entrance examination with an amazing total score of 720 points, and then was admitted to Nanchang University... Art... Painting Major......

The president of Nanchang University was as happy as if he had won the lottery, the national champion, he didn't go to Tsinghua University, he didn't go to Peking University, he came to Nanchang University. In the end, it's still a child from my hometown, it's really good to give us a long face. That's the kid's major...... Whatever he does, it doesn't matter what major he has, they are all students of Nanchang University! So, with a wave of his hand, the tuition fee is free, all of them are free! Scholarships are given, and they are given according to the highest specifications!

The presidents of other major famous universities are also crazy, what the hell? The top student in the national college entrance examination, if you don't come to Tsinghua University and Peking University, you don't go to Fudan Jiaotong University, you don't choose so many famous universities, but you choose Nanchang University? This Nima is not scientific! Also, what kind of major did the top student in the college entrance examination choose? Art... Painting major. Oh my God, there must be something wrong with the opening......

As for the glow-in-the-dark parents, the glow-in-the-dark won the top prize in the national college entrance examination, and it was originally a matter of raising their eyebrows, but the glow-in-the-dark parents didn't go out to show off. What is the show? The top student in the college entrance examination is quite awesome to say, but if the neighbors ask which school your child attends? Tsinghua University or Peking University? How do you answer? Yeguang has already applied for the painting major of Nanchang University, and the wood is already in the boat. Do you say that the glow-in-the-dark parents don't say it's good? Or don't you say it's good? Or don't you say it's good? I can't afford to lose this person! That's it.

The glow-in-the-dark teacher and high school classmates were also surprised and asked him why. There are more people who ask, and the night light is annoying, and in the end, as long as someone asks, the night light answers in two sentences: Nanda is close to home, and there are many professional girls.

Very capricious answer, but, no problem.

As a result, Luminous got his wish to spend his college career in Nanchang University, which is known to be close to home and has many sisters. In the end, four years of college have passed, but Luminous has never had a girlfriend...... But Luminous's expertise has improved by leaps and bounds! The tiger drawn is finally not like Hello Kitty. Don't laugh, that's a huge step forward.

After graduating from college, Luminous parents are worried about their future work arrangements.

Yeguang said to his parents with a proud face: "Dad, Mom, don't worry, I have already thought about what kind of work to do! ”

The old mother looked surprised: "Son, what kind of work? ”

Dad had a bad premonition.

Yeguang confidently took out a small book of "Teacher Qualification Certificate" from his coat pocket and said proudly: "Be a teacher! Look, I have passed the test! How good a teacher is, selfless dedication, teaching and educating people, noble and great! In the future, everyone who knows your son will have to respectfully call your son: Teacher Night! I think about it, I am still a little excited. ”

Mom: "......"

Dad was furious on the spot: "Don't go!"

Of course, Luminous should not: "I'm going! ”

"Don't go!"

"I'm going!"

"Your profession is not right!

"I'm going!"

"Being a teacher pays a low salary!"

"I'm going!"

"There is no future as a teacher!"

"I'll go!"

"If you dare to go I'll break your legs!"

"I'll go~"

"How dare you swear with me!"

“......”

In the end, the glow-in-the-dark parents still didn't twist the glow-in-the-dark.

Luminous applied for a job at a local elementary school and became an honorable contract elementary school teacher......

A few months later. Luminous resigned......

Mom and Dad are going crazy, what are you going to do here? Are you a monkey? You can toss so much, you are going to turn the sky upside down! The college entrance examination and college entrance examination school are not easy to choose, the major is not easy to choose, the work does not let you become a teacher, you have to be a teacher, the teacher has been a teacher for a few days, and he resigned when he said he resigned. What are you going to do? Just ask what you're going to do?

When the neighbors found out, they also shook their heads secretly when they saw the night light, alas, how many well-behaved children were when they were young, why are they so tossed now, so unconscious, and so rebellious?

Mom and Dad are so worried. Alas, I gave birth to such an unconscious son, helpless!

The glow is also very helpless. I can't bear a sentence of MMP, what is this for? What are you tossing? Break! system!