Chapter 11 Coaxing children and deceiving adults
"Brother Nameless, I wonder what you have to do with this blood angel? You don't know that in our human race, men can only do this when they drink a glass of wine on their wedding night. ”
This Xu Da was jealous, such a beautiful beauty had never seen a red eye.
"What a red eye, nameless boy, you first came to our world, you have to understand some customs, just like if you are swaggering down the street now, and you are still carrying an angel, I think you are tired of being crooked. ”
Xu Da is a fishy cat, and chatting with the amnesiac blood angel is a very enjoyable thing.
Why? A woman has changed so much that this female demon still wants to kill me at the Holy Miracle Table, and now, this female angel will teach her to eat.
The look of learning to use chopsticks is still stupid and cute, and the contrast between before and after makes people think that this Erin is interesting.
"What's newlywed?"
When Xu Da and I were still making eye attacks, her question made me embarrassed.
Should I tell her?
"Erin, a newlywed is two people who are together forever, no matter what, never separated. ”
Xu Da hurriedly replied.
Hasn't this Xu Da become a master, what are you still doing with Erin?
This man has always liked to do business, and now he is selling himself, planning to sell himself and buy a female angel + the sword of creation.
It's a great deal.
And it can be said: empty gloves white wolf.
I believe that now he has heard the words of my heart.
"Master Xu, didn't you say just now that you are twenty-eight years old and already have a wife, I don't know if you can let me meet the woman. ”
Xu Da glanced at me, and then his eyebrows flicked up, which means that you kid, your IQ is really low.
"I'm sorry, but I don't have a wife's room. ”
Then he set his eyes on Erin's body.
"Nameless brother, I don't understand what a wife's room is. ”
Xu Dazheng wanted to show that he was high-spirited, not close to women, and he didn't expect his opponent to know anything.
The operation was in vain.
"The wife is the newly married woman. ”
Before we could react, the little girl asked another big question.
"What is a woman?"
How to explain this, Xu Da suddenly remembered that he went to school when he was a child, and asked Mr. What is a woman and what is a man?
That's how the school teacher answered
"Women are emotional, men are rational, women are interested in the process, and men are interested in the result;"
Why is that?
When Xu Da said his understanding, I panicked.
I don't know anything about men and women, and all I have in my head are fragments of memories.
"What about you, nameless brother?"
"I don't know"
I confess, I am lenient, I admit defeat.
This Xu Da is obviously an old driver, why did he come here to harm such a pure girl, it seems that there needs to be a Mrs. Xu to teach him what it means to be a righteous gentleman.
"I don't know. ”
Erin's two fingers were entangled with each other, and she was very conflicted.
"Erin, don't worry, it's not a big deal. ”
Xu Da comforted.
"Xu Da, where did you go again, do you know that I have broken my heart for you in the past few days, you are a loser, say that you are going to the casino to gamble again, how old are you, and you are not looking for a few wives, so that we can inherit the old Xu family. ”
This person sounds like he is eight horizontal, and he asked Xu Da to find a wife, it seems that this person must be Xu Da's mother.
As soon as this person entered, he ran all the way around the table with Xu Da's ears.
"Mom, don't be like this, why do you see so many people watching?"
Xu Da was held by her mother's ears, and while enduring the pain, she said it over and over again.
"Do you know that so many people are watching? Tell me, where have you been fooling around for the past three days, not going home for three days and three nights, when your mother is a tigress, she can eat you. ”
As he spoke, he slapped Xu Da's ears fiercely, and then put down his hand unwillingly.
"Mom, didn't I look for a beautiful woman for you? ”
As he spoke, he looked at Erin.
However, the fucking face changed instantly.
She is the Blood Angel Irene, your father-killer. You are blind to marry her as your wife
She didn't say this, she glanced at Xu Da, and Xu Da immediately understood.
"Someone, send off. ”
Suddenly, Xu Da changed his attitude.
This made Nameless a little stunned, but immediately left here with Erin.
"Nameless brother, you have to carry me out. ”
"Ah, why, take me out as you bring me in. ”
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Sky, I want to tell you,
The earth, wanting to be near you,
My heart is weeping,
Such a feeling,
My heart rejoices
Even for you
Enemies of the world
Never gave up.