At five o'clock the next morning, Yuan 13 woke up on time, and the biological clock was still well controlled.

Looking at the slimy Nene, Yuan 13 looked helpless and ran away again...... When is this going to be a stop......

Washing and eating, and then going up the mountain to cultivate, needless to say.

After finishing practicing, just after returning home, Yuan 13 took a bottle of beer, sat on the sofa and watched the morning news, learned about current affairs and policies, and cultivated the true encyclopedia, which was also Yuan 13's daily homework.

"Good morning, this is the Haizhou City Chaowen World column, life and cultivation are correct, the morning news world accompanies you, I am the host Zhen Youliao, first of all, review yesterday's Xiuzhen news: Yesterday afternoon, a pair of childhood sweethearts and horses both stepped into the foundation building period, the fairy road together, the achievement of the fairy couple, Hao Nengshuo, director of the Municipal Propaganda Department, and his party sent congratulations, and the staff of the Civil Affairs Bureau handled the marriage certificate on the spot......

The Chaowen World column is a program with the highest ratings in Haizhou City, and the host Zhen Youliao is also the most popular host in the city.

I don't know if the Minister of the Propaganda Department is good enough to say, but Zhen Youliao is really material, with a hundred thousand feet of mind and long waves, hehehe...... Yuan Thirteen is getting more and more obscene, and there is a tendency to evolve to a two-dimensional otaku.

The morning news was forty-five minutes long and soon over.

'Childhood Sweetheart Sect, it seems that it should be a double cultivation sect, similar to the Hehuan Sect in the Flood Desolate Continent, I will have to investigate it if I have a chance in the future...... Yuan Thirteen digested the news on the news.

Then open the Xunxian network and enter the background of the store, which is the management page of the store. The sales and after-sales service of Hongzhiban are operated here, and there is also the function of buyer consultation.

There was not a single order, but there were more than a dozen messages.

"It's really fake, aren't you afraid of the cowhide blowing up?"

"Take a deposit of two and a half million and come out and play a prank, rich man. ”

"I have a cousin named Ah Feng, is it useful to eat Dingyan Dan?"

"Can you experience it first, pay later, people set up stalls to taste first and then buy ......"

"Can my family Wangcai eat Liuwei Dihuang Dan into essence?"

"Awesome, the eighth layer of Yuanying can be guided, should you be the master of the legendary Hun Yuan Xingyi Fist, admire and admire, I will give a million, can you teach me how to lie straight?"

......

Yuan 13 looked at it, either ridiculing himself or scolding himself, accustomed to the cultivation civilization on the earth, no one believed that there would be such a miraculous elixir, such a powerful monk, just like five hundred years ago, no one believed that there would be an airplane and a telephone.

The road is long, up and down. It seems that it is not so easy to make money, no matter how good things are, no one believes that they are blind, and Yuan Thirteen is more or less disappointed.

Packing up his mood, Yuan 13 was ready to tidy up the things left by the original owner Lin Fei. Running horses for two days in a row, Yuan Thirteen was ashamed and helpless, hundreds of years of mental nature, once it was broken, he recited the pure heart recipe several times in the morning before entering the state of cultivation.

First of all, delete the "learning materials" in Lin Fei's computer, hundreds of G Yami butterflies, the physical fitness during the Qi training period is unbearable; then the silicone dolls of different styles under the bed, what Mikami Yua, Ichikawa Masami, Huiyue Xingli, Ito Chinami are all thrown away; there are also various uniforms in the wardrobe, maid uniforms, nurse uniforms, sailor uniforms, police uniforms...... Throw it all away.

Speaking of Lin Fei, this guy has a lustful heart but no lust, and when he sees a beautiful woman, he even thinks of the child's name in his heart, and he can't say a word on his lips, so he is still a boy chicken in his twenties, and he has played with Ye Chuwei since he was a child, so he is so flowery.

Speaking of mortals, they are also powerful, just look at those dolls, put on VR glasses, have a temperature, have a feel, have languages in various countries, and can pose 365 poses, as well as vibration...... (10,000 words omitted) and other indescribable features, hehehehe......

It's a bit of a shame to throw it away...... Then you can only burn it, so as not to be picked up and used by some perverts who are not taboo in meat and vegetables...... Yuan 13 thought of this, and felt a chill, so he hurriedly packed up and found a place to burn down with his uniforms and everything.

After dealing with these, Yuan Thirteen's heart relaxed for a while, and it was like a steel knife scraping bones......

In the next period of time, the medicinal herb voice changer ordered online slowly arrived, and there was nothing else. Yuan 13 began a regular life, practicing, surfing the Internet, sleeping... Wash the inside, and then practice the Internet...... Hongzhiban still no one placed an order, but there were a few more buyers who scolded him. Still dreaming every day, or running every day to wash the interior, so that Yuan Thirteen had no choice but to let it go and buy a few more internal spare.

The summer vacation passed in the shame of washing Nene, today is the opening day of Haizhou University, and Yuan Shisan took a taxi directly to the school after finishing his cultivation. Wangjing Villa is located in the university town area, and it is only a ten-minute drive from Haizhou University, and it costs more than ten yuan to arrive.

The sky is high and the clouds are light, the autumn breeze is cool, the weather is cool today, and it is just right to wear the clothes that Ye Chuwei bought.

With the arrival of new and old students and parents from all over the world, the school that had been silent for a summer vacation has gradually become noisy. A long banner was held at the entrance of the school: Warmly welcome new students, Haizhou University is your other home.

Entering the campus, the front is the orientation group, enthusiastically checking in for the new students, and the back is the school's various clubs, setting up tables, pulling up banners, and grabbing people everywhere with leaflets, as if entering the vegetable market, surrounded by a "shouting voice".

"It's a pleasure to have friends from afar. The little sisters and brothers of the literary club are all talented, rich and rich, and the number of places is limited, first come, first served. ”

"Practice a breath inside, and train muscles and bones outside. Students who can't cultivate don't need to be discouraged, the president of our martial arts club has even defeated a monk who has practiced qi at the seventh level......"

"If you swallow a golden pill in your stomach, my life is up to me. The Monks Alliance recruits new students, only accepts monks, mortals don't bother, and again, only monks are accepted......"

"Piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry, wine and tea, it doesn't hurt if you don't know how to fix it. The little brother and sister who know how to live and understand art are waiting for you here. ”

"It can be salty, sweet, gentle, strong, soft or domineering. Dance club admissions, there are various styles of young ladies and little brothers......"

"Take a look, take a look, don't miss it when you pass by......"

......

The annual school season is also the busiest time for school.

"The golden scales are not the things in the pool, and the dragon changes when the wind and clouds change. The Mortal Xiuzhen Society has enrolled, and there are experience materials left by many seniors, and there are Yunyou notes explored by many seniors...... Do you want the salted fish to turn over and counterattack? Do you want to call the wind and rain and drive the clouds? Tell me, do you want to? Do you want to? If you want to, come and sign up, let's think about it together. "A speech full of emotion and hoarseness makes people's blood boil when they listen to it, and they can't wait to be able to cultivate it immediately.

Yuan 13 looked up, only to see dozens of freshmen surrounding a table, rushing to consult questions and fill in information, a fat man sat there, busy sweating profusely.

The Mortal Cultivation Club is a club composed of students who can't cultivate the truth, and when he first went to college, the original owner Lin Fei was attracted by this earth-shattering slogan and joined like a chicken.

Who knows, once you enter the community, the sea is deep, and from then on you will be a passerby. After entering, I found the true face of the mortal Xiuzhen Society: the so-called experience information, it is a few T Yamei butterfly seeds selected by a class of seniors;

In short, this is a place where a group of obscene people brag and fart, but anyone who pursues a little idea quits the club after knowing the truth.

Now the rest of the club are really "like-minded" classmates, all of whom are a little obscene, lustful and courageless, unable to cultivate truth, love fantasy, love travel, and have a little money in their hands, and Lin Fei and the fat man who enrolled in the enrollment is one of them.

This brain-boiling enrollment slogan was formulated by the previous president and members of the club, and has been written into the "charter" of the mortal Xiuzhen Society.

Every year, as long as this god-level slogan is used, it can attract many new students, but there are few left in each session, and there are only a dozen people left in the entire club until now. After all, a group of people have nothing to do, what does it feel like to sit on a YY cultivation, what does it feel like to fly in the sky, and what does it feel like to fly in a double flight...... Few people can stand it.

'This fat man, with thousands of troops on the top of his mouth, can say that the black is white and then the black is black, and he doesn't want to engage in pyramid schemes', Yuan 13 secretly despised it, and raised his hand to say hello: "Fatty!"

The fat man's name is Zhou Fu'an, a native of Haizhou, with an inch head, small squinting eyes, wearing a myopia glasses, chubby, not tall, as his name suggests, long and blessed, and safe.

I saw the fat man wipe his sweat, helped his eyes and said, "Lin Fei, are you here...... Come on, let the students go, this is our Taoist friend of the Xiuzhen Society...... Gossip aside, hurry up and come over to help, a bumper harvest today, hehe, this session will definitely break the historical record of our club members. ”

Yuan 13 squeezed in, and saw that there was also a thin man sitting inside, who was also a fellow practitioner in the community, named Wang Gang, who was dark, thin and small, but with a pair of big eyes, and looked very clever.

"Wang Gang is also here. The original owner and Wang Gang were not very familiar with each other, so Yuan 13 said hello casually, picked up the registration form and looked at it: "Okay, fatty, your skills are rising, there are more than 20 recruits in this meeting, you two are tantamount to opening up territory for our community, you two have a treat in the evening to celebrate." ”

Everyone is not short of money, for the people in the mortal cultivation society, treating guests is a kind of face, after all, there are a group of losers here, and their slogan is: If you don't spend 10,000 yuan a day, I feel uncomfortable.

"Hehe, cast more nets and catch more fish, and in the end there are more left, this is called big data. The fat man looked left and right and whispered.

"Don't say it, I've opened my eyes today, I can really fool around, a few fruits came just now, the plate is very positive, and I was stunned by the fat man, these few have to find a way to keep it." "Wang Gang is from Kyoto, he may have just returned to school and has not changed his mouth, and his mouth is still full of Beijing films.

"That's a must, we have to keep one or two anyway, and take off the title of "Monk Temple" in our community. Yuan 13 said.

"Well, buddy, you two take care of it first, my brother's luggage hasn't been packed yet, I'll take care of it first." “

The obscene trio got together again and whispered, and Wang Gang left first, leaving the fat man and Yuan Thirteen to continue moving bricks.

"Lin Fei, what are you busy with during the summer vacation, you don't go when you go out for an adventure. But fortunately, you didn't go, you don't know, the place we explored this time, in a cave halfway up the Qilian Mountain, was almost not eaten by bats, and the taste was ...... "Thinking of countless bats flying over the scalp, the fat man still had palpitations.

These people are rich and free, and can not cultivate the truth, usually love to travel and explore everywhere, see the cave to drill into, fantasy encounter some ancient hermit masters of the cultivation cave, then all kinds of elixir secret medicine, magic powers, once the Tao, the immortal road is unimpeded.

Yuan 13 thought about it, the fat man called the original owner to go out on an adventure during the summer vacation, but at that time, the original owner was dealing with his parents' affairs, so he casually made up an excuse and refused.

"How can there be a kung fu adventure, the girls can't get out, and they almost didn't get up in the morning. "Bragging is the daily life of the members, and Yuan 13 is called following the local customs.

"Cut, I don't know you yet, Tong Danzi is a ......" The fat man glanced at Yuan Thirteen with disdain.

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The two of them interjected like this, and by the end of all the reports on the new students, more than 20 new students were registered, and among them, a monk of the third level of Qi cultivation was also fooled...... The orientation in the morning was over, and after packing up their things, the two said goodbye and went back to their dormitories.