Chapter 2: The Instant J Show of the Funny Anchor

"Bang!!"

Almost instantly!

Lin Ye controlled his game male character to switch to the back seat, and then pressed the F button to jump out of the car, and then he carried a first-level bag to dodge the dense bullets.

"I'm lost! This thing is so coquettish! I didn't hit it!"

A middle-aged man's exclamation and complaint came from all over the channel.

Judging from the timbre and tone, this is a thirty-year-old fat uncle!

Lin Ye's game character was hiding downstairs, and he saw three pairs of footprints on the map, which meant that there were three enemies upstairs.

"Ahem!"

Clearing his throat, Lin Ye said in a magnetic and gentle voice in the whole channel: "Ah Ni Ah Sai!"

After the whole channel was silent for three seconds, Uncle Fat House asked his teammates, "Who of you is called Ani?

"This is the language of the stick!

"Uncle, do you have a surname in our Celestial Empire, don't you have a B number in your heart?"

"Little B, cub B, believe it or not, I'll give you a free ride on the next plane with a grenade?"

"Come on, I'm afraid of you, I'm your grandson!"

"Good grandson!"

"Damn! you fucking take advantage of me!"

……

The voices of the other two enemies sounded in the whole channel, and they didn't seem to be very old in timbre and tone, and they should be in their early twenties, predicting two college students.

Lin Ye took advantage of the fact that the three enemies upstairs were fighting each other, and he had already found a sharp weapon to kill people and sell goods, and the pan quietly went upstairs.

In the living room, three male characters with different skin tones and different hairstyles and colors are looking at each other.

Uncle Fat House looked at the young man who was talking to him, and the young man's companion pointed at Uncle Fat House with qiang, as if you dare to open qiang, then the master will jump on your posture.

Lin Ye took a deep breath, his fingers quickly operated, and the shaking speed of the mouse determined the switching of perspectives.

"Bang bang bang!"

Only three dull sounds were heard.

On the 4K display, three enemy players who are fighting each other have already smoked into boxes.

Lin Duxiu used a frying pan to kill the chubby little dolphin!

Lin Duxiu used a frying pan to kill labor and management, and he won't go to work tomorrow!

Lin Duxiu used a frying pan to kill labor and management, and he won't go to class tomorrow!

Triple kill!

Good start!

Lin Ye put away the pan and stepped forward to start licking the bun.

In the live broadcast room, countless people were stunned.

What just happened?

In the lower Ximen Qing barrage: "! Anchor! What kind of trick did you just use?" The picture is dangling, almost vomiting my girlfriend's wahaha. ”

The east wind blew through the barrage of Grandma's Bridge: "Niu B!

Tonight's Hachijiro barrage: "Anchor, ask weakly? Are you really not a G?"

Xiaoyu barrage one by one: "The newcomer passed by and saw a strange picture, and he was scared at this time!"

……

Although Lin Ye didn't want to explain, he took advantage of the fact that he was licking the bag quickly, and he explained to the audience in the live broadcast room by the way, "I just used the perspective of sticking to the wall to solve the enemy without a perspective with a pan first, and then a dragon step swung the pan again to kill the player who was scolding each other, and finally I jumped up and waved the pan to harvest the player who was scolded." ”

In the live broadcast room, the little fish were captured by Lin Ye's voice one by one, and then two small icons of flowers and melons appeared in the live broadcast room.

A line of thanks from the system was presented on the screen: "Thank you to the white-clothed audience Xiao Yu for giving the anchor the first gift one by one!Cucumber X2!"

The live broadcast platform has a reward, and the gifts rewarded by each live broadcast platform are different, but they are all similar, the price is a dime cucumber, a dollar of chili, ten yuan of fish-flavored shredded pork, a hundred yuan of winter melon cup, and a thousand yuan of Manchu Han full seat.

Two cents in the account!

Lin Ye felt that he had been insulted, and he was so meow, showing a wave of frying pans and killing three times to earn a dime?

The audience tip received by the uncontracted anchor is 55 points, which can be withdrawn at any time. The premise is that the tip amount must be at least 200, otherwise you will not be able to apply for withdrawal at all.

In the lower Ximen celebration barrage: "Xiaoyu one by one, two cucumbers to send the anchor just now Tianxiu?

Xiaoyu barrage one by one: "......?"

The system thanks: "Thank you to the audience in Tsing Yi for rewarding the anchor cucumber X2 tonight!"

Tonight's Hachijiro barrage: "The anchor's technique is only worth two cucumbers, and it really can't be more, and if there is more, my mother will say that I am a loser." ”

The east wind blew through the barrage of grandma's bridge: "Isn't it Xiu'er upstairs?"

Tonight's Hachijiro barrage: "Don't hide it, it's called Long Aotian!" At the end, there was a sinister expression.

Lin Ye looked at the reward icon and reward amount presented on the screen, and he had a feeling of being trampled on and insulted.

Nima!

Another dime in the account!

If this continues, one dime a day, 1,000 yuan a month, and 100,000 yuan a year!

Sure enough, being an anchor is the choice of smart people......

Lin Ye manipulated the game character who had licked the bag to the balcony on the second floor, and he climbed from the door to the roof.

Standing on the roof, the field of vision has become wider, and it is easier to kill people, of course, there is a risk of being shot in the head without cover!

Lin Ye switched out the 98K he licked, he saw that someone was running poison here, the corners of his mouth slightly hooked an arc, and said with a deep smile: "Don't blink, look at it." ”

"Bang!"

Open the camera and close the qiang, the action is done in one go, and every three or five years of attainment is not able to play this mysterious self-confidence.

Lin Duxiu used 98K to kill his brother and become the king!

The diving audience in the live broadcast room was not calm, and they bubbled up and sent a barrage of "Anchor!666!"

The system thanks: "Thank you to the white-clothed audience Xiaoyu for rewarding the anchor pepper X2 one by one!"

The system reminded: "Congratulations to the white-clothed audience Xiao Yu for being promoted to Tsing Yi one by one." ”

Two chili peppers!

Two dollars, one of which goes into the account.

Making money doesn't seem to be a ...... It's so hard!

Lin Ye's such a beautiful operation is actually worth two peppers, and the corners of his mouth twitched fiercely, "Nima!

Xiao Yu encouraged one by one like a girl on the barrage: "Come on, little brother, although I don't like to watch games, I like your voice." ”

The east wind blew through the barrage of Grandma's Bridge: "Xiaoyu Yiyi is a sister paper, how old is it?" was followed by a peach heart convex expression.

Tonight, Hachijiro barrage: "The identification of a pervert upstairs has been completed! It can be dragged out and castrated." "Sweat-wiping expression.

Lin Ye saw a jeep speeding towards him, and he switched out a 98K "bang" qiang.

The player driving the jeep is knocked to the ground by a headshot.

"Damn!

Someone in the whole channel immediately exclaimed!

When Lin Ye heard the voice, he felt very surprised, people who play this game for Mao like to open the full channel?

The jeep stopped, and the three enemy players in the car quickly jumped out of the car, throwing smoke grenades from their respective hands.

The defeated player is crawling towards his teammates step by step.

Lin Ye switched out of 98K, and "bang" opened the mirror.

Lin Duxiu used 98K to kill the heavenly child!

"Hide! It's 98K!"

After killing one person, the remaining three enemy players quickly lay down on the green grass and hid their figures, while starting to find the direction of Kaiqiang.

Waste Adou is my barrage: "Please fasten your seatbelts, the show is about to start for the show." ”

I am in charge of the barrage in the world: "It's really showy! This anchor is a little expected!

The diving audience in the live broadcast room saw Lin Ye Tianxiu's J-hit performance, and they couldn't help but give Lin Ye a gift.

The system thanks: "Thank you to the audience in black, this situation can be remembered and rewarded by the anchor Yuxiang shredded pork X1!"

The system thanks: "Thank you to the black-clothed audience for rewarding the anchor pepper X25 if they are not satisfied!"

The system thanks: "Thank you to the audience in Tsing Yi, all of my generations have rewarded the anchor pepper X666 for Penglai people!"

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After a small wave of gifts, Lin Ye's popularity of [Maung Sheng Pan An, Q God Possessed Tianxiu Live Room] increased by 8 points, and the ranking of unsigned anchors also rose, and he is currently ranked 2500th.