Chapter 237: Kissed by a pig
At this time, Chen Kun had gathered his two thousand standing soldiers and horses, took off his previous cloth clothes, and put on the armor prepared in advance, Chen Kun's spear was also broken during the melee, and his lieutenant general found him a new one, Chen Kun took it in his hand and stroked it twice, and said with some disappointment: "It's still a little bit unlucky, I don't know how long this gun can last, the eldest brother is really eccentric, and the weapons made for the soldiers are better than my own use, hehe, don't say cast a blade for me!"
When a soldier heard this, he came to Chen Kun and said, "Does the general want a good weapon?" I heard that the guard of Taigu Pass, Sha Yan, recently got a magic weapon, known as cutting gold and breaking jade, that Sha Wei was originally just a mediocre person, but after having that weapon, he actually killed many generals!"
Chen Kun's eyes lit up when he heard this: "It's just right, I'll meet him later, and take this weapon away!"
The voice fell, and the herald Pegasus came and said to Chen Kun: " General Qiyu, Zhang He and Zhang Liao, two generals, sent news, saying that Zhao Yun and Wen Chou sent 5,000 people to the east to resist the enemy, Ding Yuan and Bao Xin's false information has been spread to the imperial court officers and soldiers on Yique Pass and Yuyuan Pass to know, the other party learned that our three base camps are empty, and sure enough, they are in the middle of the plan, and they are going to attack the defenders in the pass, and they are going to sneak attack, Zhang Liao and Zhang He two generals each brought a thousand men and horses, and prepared to ambush each other outside the left and right camps, Tian Feng's military division sent an order, he has ambushed the 500 men and horses of the Chinese army camp in the enemy's retreat, at this time there are no defenders in Taigu Pass, and I hope the general will seize the pass as soon as possible!”
"The military advisor moves so fast!" Chen Kun couldn't help but sigh in admiration, and then his eyes fell on Guo Jia, who was running briskly not far away, and when he saw Guo Jia's comfortable face, he couldn't help but say, "Mr. Fengxiao's trip to Gong this time is really long!"
Everyone couldn't help laughing, Guo Jia knew that Chen Kun was teasing himself, but he didn't care at all, but said very leisurely: "Is it long? Why don't I think? When I was squatting in the forest to solve the problem just now, I happened to see a group of ants carrying a big green worm together, and I saw that I was so interested that I didn't even feel the smell of pulled out!"
The sweat in Chen Kun's heart, this Guo Jia is so funny, does his mother know?
"Fengxiao Junshi really likes to laugh, by the way, I ordered someone to send Mr. to Tian Feng Junshi first, the second brother and the third brother have already left, and I can't lag behind!"
Chen Kun hugged his fist at Guo Jia, and he was about to leave the horse.
Guo Jia looked at the gray sky that was still a little early, and said leisurely: "The general doesn't have to be anxious, it's still early now, although the enemy army is coming to sneak attack, he will definitely wait until dark to make a move, and after all, he is the guard of Taigu Pass, he can't be a straw bag character, he must have a plan to prevent a sneak attack when he comes, and in the same way, I'm afraid that General Wenyuan and General Junyi will not be so easy to get!"
Although his words were slow, it was not unreasonable, his delicate eyes were clear, and he looked at Chen Kun fixedly, smiling very softly.
Chen Kun was taken aback, and sighed: "I miscalculated, I immediately sent someone to tell them——"
As he spoke, he beckoned people to give orders to Zhang Liao and Zhang He.
"It's too late!" Guo Jia stopped Chen Kun and smiled, "The soldiers are very fast, they must think that Yique and Yuyuan Pass have no guards, so they will drive straight into the pass, these two places are the throats of the southwest and southeast of Luoyang, no matter how careless the enemy is, he will not pour out, although the guards in the pass want to make military merits, but they also know what the consequences will be if they lose the checkpoint, their family in Luoyang!"
The deputy general next to him was dizzy when he heard this, and asked Guo Jia puzzled: "In this case, does Mr. mean that there is no need to fight this battle?"
"Fight, you still have to fight, but you have to fight skillfully!" Guo Jia took a deep breath and looked at the gray sky again.
Chen Kun knew that Guo Jia already had a plan in his heart, and he quipped: "It turns out that when Mr. came out just now, he was not delaying time, but thinking of a plan, please make it clear!"
This time, Guo Jia didn't say it explicitly, but said to himself: "What to do, presumably Tian Feng's military division has already explained it very clearly, what the general has to do is just icing on the cake!"
Chen Kun's heart moved, Tian Feng said that this battle would be lost beautifully, he originally thought that he only deliberately lost it when escorting the baggage, but now he has responded, and the battle to win the pass will also be lost beautifully! The loss made the enemy who watched the excitement think that these levels had not changed hands, so that he could send a signal to the Luoyang Imperial Court that Gao Yi could not get in this time in the Luoyang chaos, or in other words, deliberately did not come in.
In fact, it is to slowly infiltrate, not only to occupy the geographical advantage to advance and retreat freely, but also politically, blocking the news and confusing others, the purpose is-
Let Dong Zhuo, Ye Seventeen, and Ding Yuan fight hard, and Gao Jiajun will make a last-minute move!
The sky gradually darkened, and the guard of Taigu Pass, Sha Yan, was really as Guo Jia expected, and did not go out of the nest, only took half of the men and horses, took advantage of the night to go out of the pass, and went straight to the base camp where Tian Feng was, and saw from a distance that the barracks were only lit with a few bonfires, and the soldiers on patrol were also dozing, and they were naturally overjoyed, and said to the soldiers: " God really help me, the army with me to kill inside, take Tian Feng, when the time comes to mobilize other people and horses with the military order of his Gao family army division, at that time we will set up an ambush halfway, we will be able to wipe out a net, when the threat to the south is lifted, we have military merits in hand, it is not a problem to worship the generals, brothers do not have to live a hard life here, success or failure in this battle, brothers, greed for life and fear of death is no way out, as the saying goes, a will succeed and ten thousand bones will wither, now is the time for us to become famous in the first war!"
"General, can you speak briefly in the future? We are attacking, time is life, and the sky is about to dawn after listening to you!" In the crowd, several soldiers teased Sha Despise.
"Hahaha!" the rest of the soldiers were amused and burst out laughing.
But it doesn't matter if you don't laugh, it alarms the soldiers patrolling the barracks, and they shout: "Who is there!"
Sha was speechless, and looked at his soldier with a gloomy face, his expression was angry and funny, but now was not the time for personal spirit, he pulled out his weapon and greeted him, this time the words were very brief: "Attack!"
"Kill!" The soldiers behind him put away their jokes, shouted one after another, and rushed to the opposite barracks, many of them also lit the torches in their hands and threw them at the camp tents, but strange things happened, not only did those camps not burn, but the torches were slowly extinguished!
"What's the situation?" Sha Yan also saw this abnormal situation, and couldn't help but widen his eyes.
They didn't know that the materials used in Gao Jiajun's camp tent were all waterproof and extremely expensive, but they were really useful, and Gao Yi was not short of money, and he was willing to spend this money.
"General, why can't they light these tents?" the soldiers wondered as if they had been poured cold water.
"Damn, don't worry about this, rush into the camp tent, kill anyone you see, don't leave a single mouth alive!" Sha Yan also thought it was incredible, but now was not the time to think about this, after he finished speaking, he was the first to lead people towards those military tents.
"Enemy attack, there is enemy attack, everyone run!" The soldiers of the Gao family army guarding the tent also discovered the enemy soldiers who came to sneak attack, and their faces changed drastically, and they immediately scattered and fled, not even caring about taking their weapons.
In the tent, the sound of howling also came and went.
"Don't chase those people, occupy this place as soon as possible, and find that Tian Feng!" Sha Yan stopped the soldiers from pursuing the fleeing Gao Jiajun, and rushed into the military tent, his eyes widening again.
"General, we have been tricked, the screaming in those military tents are not people, they are all pigs!"
One by one, the soldiers came to report to Sha Yan, only to see Sha Yan staring at a big pig in a daze.
"Squeak squeak, squeak, squeak—" The big pig ran around in terror, like a woman stripped naked, for fear of being raped by a group of wolf-like men in front of her.
Suddenly, the pig ran straight towards the sand, got between his legs, and actually lifted him up directly, and ran around the barracks, how funny and funny it was.
"How can this be reasonable!
Although the pig's head was cut off, the body still maintained the posture of running forward, but this time it hit directly towards a wooden pillar, and Sha Yan only cared about wiping the pig's blood on his face, and his forehead slammed, and he also hit the wooden pillar, and he was immediately dizzy and black.
But this is nothing, he hasn't come back to his senses, he just feels that a behemoth pressed down directly on him, almost crushing his bones, he looked at it, it was still the pig, the pig body was impartially pressed on the body of the scorn, and the pig's head actually kissed his mouth-
"Vomit-" Sha Yan struggled to push away the behemoth on his body, threw the pig's head far away, squatted on the ground, and vomited out everything he had eaten for three days.
"General, I didn't find that Tian Feng!" The soldiers handed the halberd to Sha Yan, none of them could laugh at the moment, it took so much effort, and no one was killed, it was obvious that this was a trap, maybe Tian Feng had already laid a net.
Sure enough, as soon as this idea fell, there was a burst of bangs outside the camp, Tian Feng appeared at the gate of the camp with five hundred people, and the five hundred people quickly blocked the exits, and everyone was even more bows and arrows in their hands, ready to give this group of people who failed in the sneak attack a fatal blow!